User talk:SysRq/10
Rape![edit source]
Talk page devirginization complete! You may now weep at the loss of innocence. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:12, Dec 30
My life is in a shambles![edit source]
All this time I was pronouncing your username as sis-are-cue. This will take some getting used to. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 08:35, Jan 1
- Yeah, it's just two syllables. Sis-reck. How do you say your name? I keep on saying nee-krah-pee-my-kul-moar-packs and I know that's not right. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:39, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- S-Y-S-R-Q!!! Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk
21:06 1 January 2009
- Fuck, and I have NO idea how to pronounce Orian. Now, maybe if it were spelled correctly, like "Orion", then I would just say oh-rie-yun. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:08, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oooh, a debate on pronunciation, I'd better not get into that! –—Hv (talk) 1/01 21:19
- No, stick around, erm, hee-run-vee-nun-nee-vun-hee-nuv-eee-uh-ree-vuh-pree-nup-veen. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:23, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- What part of "Orion is not my name nor was it ever intended to be" do you not get? Orian is pronounced Oh-rye-an, where as Orion is pronouced Oh-rye-on, so you're wrong whatever. But then you are American. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:33 1 January 2009
- What part of "Orion is not my name nor was it ever intended to be" do you not get? Orian is pronounced Oh-rye-an, where as Orion is pronouced Oh-rye-on, so you're wrong whatever. But then you are American. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk
- No, stick around, erm, hee-run-vee-nun-nee-vun-hee-nuv-eee-uh-ree-vuh-pree-nup-veen. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:23, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oooh, a debate on pronunciation, I'd better not get into that! –—Hv (talk) 1/01 21:19
- Fuck, and I have NO idea how to pronounce Orian. Now, maybe if it were spelled correctly, like "Orion", then I would just say oh-rie-yun. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:08, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- S-Y-S-R-Q!!! Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk
Yet Another Award[edit source]
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You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra which is only slightly scratched. |
With Great Appreciation[edit source]
As a Commander of the Order I shall uphold the sacred duty to be funny, not just stupid and to make Codeine's Mum proud.
As NOTM for December 08' I am deeply humbled
I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE AND SHALL UPHOLD MY RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GENIUS FOR CHOOSING MY CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW
-- 13:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit source]
The edition that's black and white and dead all over
January 1st, 2009 • Issue 29 • The first newspaper to wish you a Happy Christmas 2009!
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The UnSignpost starts 2009 as it ended 2008: Late Several readers were probably available for comment, but we didn't ask them anything and blatantly made one up: "it wouldn't be the UnSignpost if it arrived on time", Orian57 might have said, if we'd asked him. The Patronising New Year EditorialTM From this we can infer that Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption didn't have a clue what he was on about - hope is a ridiculous thing, and should be crushed as soon as possible. However, there is still the possibility, however remote, that something good might happen. Active users might start writing more good articles again. VFH might start to flow like it used to. Old users may return, invigorated, to bestow upon us fresh fruits of their imaginations. New users may arrive to take up the baton, and stride boldly forward, blessing us with a wealth of new articles that inject fresh purpose and impetus to the site. Don't look like that - it might happen. Well, monkeys might also fly out of your butt. Depends if teleportation technology ever becomes viable, widely available, and small enough to secure in such a narrow location. Face it, we haven't a clue what this year holds for us yet, folks, all we can do is try and make it the best we can by writing more articles, and helping new users out, and see where we go from there. This is your UnSignpost, patronising the fuck out of you. Happy New Year! Kevin Rudd says Uncyclopedia is the worst |
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MrN9001 01:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Canz i hav...[edit source]
an AWAERD plz? I amz sow loneley an may tawk paje iz soooooo enptee. <goez ov too crai n a cornar> --Master Soul 823 02:45, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hm. And what sort of award do you fancy? —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- Eh FAENCY woen pehapz? Master Soul 823 15:20, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- Did you come from another wiki by any chance? —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:06, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- You see that is what I hate about Scotland. It's illeterate and proud. Trying to pass that off as a language of any sort is an insult to the mind. SK Sir Orian57Talk
RotM 21:32 11 January 2009
- You see that is what I hate about Scotland. It's illeterate and proud. Trying to pass that off as a language of any sort is an insult to the mind. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Did you come from another wiki by any chance? —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:06, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
- Eh FAENCY woen pehapz? Master Soul 823 15:20, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
On Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year[edit source]
Cheek! Not written anything? What about Tim Rice, The Goodies, Denzel Washington, The Beano and a few more I forget. --Vegetationlife 21:35, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
- It may be a good idea to keep a list of your articles on your userpage so that others can easily find your works. Lots of us do it, so conform or else. Also, try responding to messages on the talk page that the conversation started on. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:01, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 8th January 09[edit source]
May contain traces of humor!
January 8th, 2009 • Issue 30 • Suckling the Milk of News from the Teat of Truth
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Uncyclopedians on Xbox Live
Recently, The following is an actual transcript between me (under the alias "Pope Gustav") and Orian57 (under the alias "Orian57") on Xbox Live.
This is stunning evidence that Orian57, along with others, is leaving the site for the glamorous life of Xbox Live. When confronted with this transcript and these accusations, Orian replied that "I was just on Uncyclopedia today. I was just bored and wanted something else to do." Oddly enough, all of the other Uncyclopedians that have Xbox Live accounts that I spoke to also claimed to have "lives" outside of Uncyclopedia, lives that mainly consist of playing Halo 3. Article gets +21 votes on VFH
Only a few days after going back to featuring "Today's Featured Article" for only one day, instead of the previous two, the article, The defense rests, your honor received 21 "for" votes and no "against" after a mere 3 days on VFH. The article, nominated on VFH by SysRq, and written by noted admin Modusoperandi, is the first article surpass +20 votes in a long while on VFH. Upon hearing of his accomplishment, Modus is heard to have said, "I'd like to thank all of the little people that I crushed to get where I am," and, "Can I wear my Kernel Popcorn costume?" SysRq, the article nominator is quoted as saying, "I was the one who nommed that article; I deserve some recognition." For those of you are new around here, VFH is the process by which uncyclopedia nominates articles for "Today's Featured Article", the article in the top left corner on the mainpage. All users of uncyclopedia, including anonymous ip users are encouraged to vote on VFH and nominate articles on VFH. VFH can be found here, but typing in VFH in the search box, by clicking the "Votes for Highlight" link under the community links on the right (it's second from the bottom between "Pee Review" and "Votes for Pictures"), and Uncyclopedia:VFH, in addition to several other redirects. Many users have expressed approval of this accomplishment, as the more votes an article gets, the better an article is. Therefore, by voting on an article, one injects more quality into an article, in the same way that manufacturers "inspect" quality back into a finished part. Additionally, the admins will not longer be forced to torture various cute animals to inspire users to vote in VFH: provided VFH doesn't stall out again. |
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MrN9001 16:08, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Ye Gods![edit source]
Your userpage. It's so beautiful. - [19:16 12 January 2009]
- Why thank you. I did that not too long ago and decided that I liked it. You were the inspiration, of course. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:45, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh of course. I'm a very inspiring person. :D - [19:49 12 January 2009]
- Indeed. The rounded edges and such are becoming a new "thing" for me, much as large borders and Courier New font were for you. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- They were? I did? Wow that sounds cool. I used to be so cool. - [20:01 12 January 2009]
- Yeah, it's like Orian to penises. It's just your thing. Oh, what was that other thing you used to do? Didn't you have some catchphrase like "IIIIIIIII'M PRICELESS!" and the studio audience would laugh every time you said it? Like in that one episode when you got raped by my computer's optical drive? And you came away all bleeding from the anus and crying and like "IIIIIIIII'M PRICELESS!" and we all laughed. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:33, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I remember that. It took me weeks for my writers to write those two words. Remember the time I made that man-on-elephant porn video? Ahh good times. - [20:40 12 January 2009]
- Oh my god that's so cool. You're mentioning me and you don't even need to! That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. It's like if Kiefer Sutherland were to read this sentence he'd be all like: "That guy must like 24". Except for the fact that it's mad, and he looks implausably short. ~Orian57~
~Talk~ 
21:39 12 January 2009
- Yeah, it's like Orian to penises. It's just your thing. Oh, what was that other thing you used to do? Didn't you have some catchphrase like "IIIIIIIII'M PRICELESS!" and the studio audience would laugh every time you said it? Like in that one episode when you got raped by my computer's optical drive? And you came away all bleeding from the anus and crying and like "IIIIIIIII'M PRICELESS!" and we all laughed. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:33, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- They were? I did? Wow that sounds cool. I used to be so cool. - [20:01 12 January 2009]
- Indeed. The rounded edges and such are becoming a new "thing" for me, much as large borders and Courier New font were for you. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh of course. I'm a very inspiring person. :D - [19:49 12 January 2009]
Message from Santa[edit source]
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Ho bloody ho You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present. Here, tell you what, have this |
- Santa...I miss you. You won't return my calls anymore. What happened to us? —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- He doesn't even call me! And I've slept with him three years in a row. Regular as clockwork, every xmas eve, and what do I get for it? Bloody squashed mince pies in the post! - [20:05 13 January 2009]
Thanks[edit source]
Thanks alot for welcoming me and for the good luck on the NOTM! Thanks also for your help, I will definitely need it. And no I do not have an adopter yet should I? Thanks! --Tagstit 20:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Aye, no worries mate. An adopter would be a good idea if you feel like you may need an experienced editor/abusive father to help you around the site for a while until you're a responsible Uncyclopedian like, erm, actually I can't think of any Uncyclopedians that would be considered "responsible." I happen to be an adopter of noobs, and would be more than happy to mentor you
for a small fee. Just let me know if you're interested. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:42, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Ya sure that would be awesome! How do you adopt me? --Tagstit 22:45, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- well first we kidnap you and take you to a secure location, then your assigned master makes you write funny. You will not be released. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:50 15 January 2009
- You say "Ya sure that would be awesome!" on my talk page. Rather simple, really. Slap a template on your page and you're good to go. I am now your UnDaddy, as per the tradition here on Uncyc. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:34, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Putting Un in front of words to make tehm true. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:40 15 January 2009
- Alright sweet, what do I do after the template? Like, what do you help me with?--Tagstit 23:41, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Rather clever, innit? Oh, and Tagstit, you can consider Orian a sort of stepdaddy in that you only see him when I'm not around and he doesn't pay bills. However, much unlike a real stepdad, you may walk in on us from time to time having sexual intercourse. Your first task as my noob is to find me on IRC, as I just woke up from a nap and need something mindless to do for the next 20 minutes or so as my brain regains various functions in no particular order. I should be on for a little bit. (Oh, and my IRC name is SisReck, just a phonetic spelling of my Uncyc username so don't be alarmed by my sexual advances.) Also, never edit conflict daddy. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:45, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- S-Y-S-R-Q!!!!!! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:46 15 January 2009
- Hallo, Orian. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:50, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- I read your T.Rex thing, you are now my hero. That was the funniest shit i have EVER read. Dear god, i had tears at some parts. Amazing dude, just simply, amazing, wow haha well ya thats it haha --Tagstit 01:07, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Sure that was good but have you read this? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:19 16 January 2009
- Hey I am on a different computer right now and none of the IRCs work so I can only talk through this right now, sorry =/ please impart wisdom on my page though! And I really wanna get the cardboard box up and running so your tips would be helpful so I can try to get it nominated!--Tagstit 02:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Sure that was good but have you read this? ~Orian57~
- I read your T.Rex thing, you are now my hero. That was the funniest shit i have EVER read. Dear god, i had tears at some parts. Amazing dude, just simply, amazing, wow haha well ya thats it haha --Tagstit 01:07, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hallo, Orian. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:50, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- S-Y-S-R-Q!!!!!! ~Orian57~
- Putting Un in front of words to make tehm true. ~Orian57~
- well first we kidnap you and take you to a secure location, then your assigned master makes you write funny. You will not be released. ~Orian57~
- Ya sure that would be awesome! How do you adopt me? --Tagstit 22:45, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 15th January[edit source]
Now Delivered Trendily Late!
January 15, 2009 • Issue 31 • Making the New York Times look like Mad Magazine (or is that the other way round?)
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From The Desk of the Cabal: Incest and sex change are now bannable offenses Following the sex change operations of citizen (now citizeness) Yettie, and several suspicious sexual activities in the Uncyclopedia compound, the Cabal hereby decrees the following:
Thank you citizens, this message was not delivered by the Cabal which does not exist. Behave nice, vote on VFH and obey the Cabal. The Cabal is your friend. Or it would be. If it existed. Pee Revuu? UU himself dismissed such fears, pointing out that he's got nothing better to do with his time than arbitrarily judge the quality of other people's opinions anyway, and adding "I'm relieved to be taking up this position as it will drastically reduce the number of reviews I'm expected to do. Also, I'm thinking of introducing a policy of stripping Orian57, and only him, of his RotM award, his rank, his mittens and his right to drink hot chocolate ever again unless he does a bloody review some time soon". However, some users are still not convinced this is a good idea, or even possible. One, speaking on condition of anonymity, said, "I seriously doubt that UU can do Boomer's job and his own at the same time. I mean, how can he be accused of being a lazy arse if he has almost twice as many good pee reviews as anyone else and does 75% of the pee review maintenance tasks? This ruins the running pee review committee in-joke about Captain Catheter not doing anything. There is no way this can work." |
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MrN9001 21:34, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
VFH[edit source]
DUDE! I had no idea, but I fixed up my scary movie article and sent it into pee review and it got a better score than Cardboard Box, 41.9 and was nominated for VFH. Pretty exciting! --Tagstit 14:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Could I possibly get a look through on Cardboard Box now from you? If you have time =) --Tagstit 21:18, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Absolutely. You'll find that I often need a bit of a poke before I do things. Thanks, I'll do that now. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:20, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Haha sweet thanks alot =)--Tagstit 21:30, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
dude...[edit source]
dude!! look at this! ~Orian57~ 
~Talk~ 
15:30 18 January 2009
- Wow, who uploaded that? —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:54, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- I unno, some guy called Joe -- but aren't you mortified that this has had 45 views, that means I have to be embarrased 45 more times than I originally thought. here's the link to the page: [1] I think we should flag it -- it's clearly not for the all American fammily and it talks about sodomy. Probably. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:52 18 January 2009
- Probably. Now that I think about it, does Creative Commons protect that kind of redistributing of our work? —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:55, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to claim the copy right like they do at the start of the vid but to be honest i'm not over fussed i'd rather someone else take the blame. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:04 18 January 2009
- Yeah, I'm not gonna really look into it or anything. But I did leave a comment on the video so maybe this guy will get in touch with me or something. Rather weird, though, some random user that nobody seems to know uploading UnTunes stuff to Youtube. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:07, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- If there wa s alink to uncyc there it might be good but I'd like to know what JNNN TV is, I hope it isn't some forengn channel showing terrible internet shit (no offence but you didn't improve it at all) I'm mean how embarrassed would I have to be then?. I better start now just in case. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:14 18 January 2009
- If there wa s alink to uncyc there it might be good but I'd like to know what JNNN TV is, I hope it isn't some forengn channel showing terrible internet shit (no offence but you didn't improve it at all) I'm mean how embarrassed would I have to be then?. I better start now just in case. ~Orian57~
- Yeah, I'm not gonna really look into it or anything. But I did leave a comment on the video so maybe this guy will get in touch with me or something. Rather weird, though, some random user that nobody seems to know uploading UnTunes stuff to Youtube. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:07, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to claim the copy right like they do at the start of the vid but to be honest i'm not over fussed i'd rather someone else take the blame. ~Orian57~
- Probably. Now that I think about it, does Creative Commons protect that kind of redistributing of our work? —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:55, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- I unno, some guy called Joe -- but aren't you mortified that this has had 45 views, that means I have to be embarrased 45 more times than I originally thought. here's the link to the page: [1] I think we should flag it -- it's clearly not for the all American fammily and it talks about sodomy. Probably. ~Orian57~
Question[edit source]
Hey just wondering, is it considered bad taste on this site to vote for yourself or your article for an award or a Featured thing? Thanks--Tagstit 00:23, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Not at all, we are whores. Filthy, filthy sluts that will have sex with anyone for very little money. Yeah, vote for your own articles and such, vote for yourself on NotM, but there are some cases where I personally do not feel comfortable voting for myself. That is, however, a rare occurrence for I am, after all, an Uncyclopedian and therefore am a whore. Please direct all questions from now on to your stepdad, as I have to be up at 4 in the morning to get on a plane to Texas for the week. I have an audition for the Baylor School of Music on Saturday, around 11am Central, so do wish me luck. Until next Sunday, cheers! —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:29, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Later! Good luck! Thanks for everything so far! --Tagstit 00:53, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey Honey You're Home![edit source]
Just stating the obvious after waiting here for a week. I can go now? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:00 26 January 2009
- I have literally been in my house for about twelve minutes. You, my friend, are freaking me the fuck out. Glad to be back. How has the site been? I know y'all stop everything when I leave and just wait for me, like my dog does when I go to take a shit and leave the door open just because I'm home alone and I can do that. —Sir SysRq (talk) 03:05, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Well I've done two reviews. And I'm attempting to re-write an article. My power rangers article could do with another vote. And... I don't think anything else of any consequence has happened. Probabably loads actually but you know this place, it's all forgotten so quickly it's like it never happened. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:13 26 January 2009
- Oh thank god your back! It was getting really scary with my stepdad drunk all the time and hitting me. He even made me do some things and it hurt my bum pretty bad...well...he said to keep it a secret...in fact...he said if I don't keep it a secret he will blow my brains out...he showed me the gun...but anyways, I got a feature! Woot!--Tagstit 07:21, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Congrats, kiddo! Oh, and I brought you something from Texas. Except I haven't made it yet, I'm gonna do that now and pretend like I got it from Texas to say it was a souvenir when I just didn't feel like spending any money. Oh, and I forgot to mention that your stepdad will, without a doubt, rape you just about anywhere as long as I'm not around. That could have been useful information to have. Anyways, I'll be on your talk page in a jiffy. Hang on. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:57, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh thank god your back! It was getting really scary with my stepdad drunk all the time and hitting me. He even made me do some things and it hurt my bum pretty bad...well...he said to keep it a secret...in fact...he said if I don't keep it a secret he will blow my brains out...he showed me the gun...but anyways, I got a feature! Woot!--Tagstit 07:21, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
- Well I've done two reviews. And I'm attempting to re-write an article. My power rangers article could do with another vote. And... I don't think anything else of any consequence has happened. Probabably loads actually but you know this place, it's all forgotten so quickly it's like it never happened. ~Orian57~
- Hey I mentioned my power rangers article up there and the Top ten vote. You obviously don't have to vote or anything but I'm just curious as to why you think Insomnia was better? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:49 29 January 2009
- Hey why are people voting for me to be banned? I didn't do anything, I think its a joke but I am not sure ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 16:12, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- {{USERNAME}} ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:13 29 January 2009
- No fucking way did I fall for it? Wowwww I suck, thanks Orian ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 16:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- I did too to be fair. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:30 29 January 2009
- Ok good, I want to write an article but have no ideas. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 16:38, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- Try reading some other articles for inspiration. But avoid <insert name here>'s articles. That dude sucks. Oh, and Orian, I just liked Insomnia so much. I think I do like it better than Power Ranger? for reasons I cannot really identify. I just like Insomnia. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- Will you vote for power ranger? anyway? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:20 29 January 2009
- Does my new emo one have any potential?--~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:23, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- My friend, I have used all ten of my votes and I never cast a vote in haste. I didn't vote for it, but it wasn't because I didn't think it was funny. It was hilarious. I just have my list of what I think the top ten articles of 08 should be, plus my articles. =] Also, thanks for the double edit conflict, Tagstit. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- No problem poppa --~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:26, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- First impression of your emo article: it's going exactly where I expect it to go. I mean, you've made it relatively funny, or at least as funny as it can be. You need to be unexpected when dealing with subjects like this. Perhaps I could suggest Abortion or George W. Bush as examples of "controversial" subjects that are written in unexpected ways. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:31, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- Would you swap insomnia for 'Power Ranger?'? It's just it's in danger of missing the top ten. I'd just like to make it more safe. Like UU my ego wouldn't survive. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:20 30 January 2009
- No problem poppa --~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:26, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- Will you vote for power ranger? anyway? ~Orian57~
- Try reading some other articles for inspiration. But avoid <insert name here>'s articles. That dude sucks. Oh, and Orian, I just liked Insomnia so much. I think I do like it better than Power Ranger? for reasons I cannot really identify. I just like Insomnia. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- Ok good, I want to write an article but have no ideas. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 16:38, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
- {{USERNAME}} ~Orian57~
- Hey why are people voting for me to be banned? I didn't do anything, I think its a joke but I am not sure ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 16:12, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Emo Article[edit source]
I like this one! I think there are some things wrong, but if you read it slowly...idk I just like this one more than any others I have written so far. Not trying to brag, just wanted to know if you got anything to say before it goes into pee. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:10, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- I really don't have much to say other than what has already been said. I think your concept is weak. If you want to make a truly great article, a featurable article, try working out a new concept. I know you probably don't want to hear that, because you like what you have, and rewriting would be much more work than just making minor tweaks. But I really think that a new idea, something people don't expect, like having emos be popular and involved in their community and stuff, or perhaps they are government employees devoted to road work, then you could have a really funny article. But if you want a second opinion, take it to pee review and get a full review. On a side note, that review WILL be done tomorrow. I swear. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:27, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- I fuckin' swear the whole cunting time but that doesn't mean I do any fuckin' work ya twat. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:30 30 January 2009
- Dun cus a me kefin —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:47, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- What the fuck did you just call me? call me a cunt wouldya I'll fuckin' break your cunting face in with a fucking brick or somethun. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:50 30 January 2009
- Thats a good idea. I like both of those. I will submit this just because it is done and if some people like it I will run with it but I will definitely work out a better concept for next time. Thanks! Sorry I ask you so many things. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:57, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- You're supposed to ask me questions, you're my noob. I'm here to help. =] Good luck at Pee. —Sir SysRq (talk) 13:58, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- On the Pee Review that "that review WILL be done tomorrow. I swear."...*POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE*
- You're supposed to ask me questions, you're my noob. I'm here to help. =] Good luck at Pee. —Sir SysRq (talk) 13:58, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- Thats a good idea. I like both of those. I will submit this just because it is done and if some people like it I will run with it but I will definitely work out a better concept for next time. Thanks! Sorry I ask you so many things. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 02:57, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- What the fuck did you just call me? call me a cunt wouldya I'll fuckin' break your cunting face in with a fucking brick or somethun. ~Orian57~
- Dun cus a me kefin —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:47, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- I fuckin' swear the whole cunting time but that doesn't mean I do any fuckin' work ya twat. ~Orian57~
UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January[edit source]
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
January 22 + 7, 2009 • Issue 32 • Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while
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Zionists consolidate wiki power Yeah the st-story is, erm, about Mr Mor-Mordillo’s erm asce-ascent—rise to new power. He was, eh, pr-promoted to erm, Be-Beu- Bureaucrat? Which, erm, me-means he can- can now do- do th-things he cou-couldn’t d-d-do b-before; Kind-kind of like m-my pro-pro-promotion. Heh-heh, th-that was a j-jo-joke. S-some Un-Uncyclope-Uncyclopedians th-think this p-p-proves s-s-s-something abou-about so-some s-sort of J-Je-Jewish, erm, conspiracy. Or-or something, I-I’m n-not really sh-sh-sure why that was meant to be funny. Pro-pro-probably was-was-wasn’t. So-sorry. Th-the decision ca-came about b-b-because of th-the fuh-fuh-forum voting process in-in-initiated b-by Under—Under user wh-who was u-u-upset tha-that Bureaucrat C-C-Codeine had decided to leave. After s-some ti-time voting it-it was d-d-decided that Mordillo w-w-would become a Bureaucrat and that C-C-C-Codeine wasn’t leaving a-a-after all! Which was g-g-good. M-M-Mordillo di-didn’t ma-make a c-c-comment s-so I-I’ve b-been told t-to make one u-up. Erm, “Ha ha ha! N-Now you-you’re all un-under my thumb!” Or something, that that wasn’t really f-funny ei-either. Sorry, M-Mordillo, it-it’s not my W-words! Image:Do a jailbait.jpg Determined to be a Shemale  To the relief of Uncyclopedians everywhere, notorious image "Do a jailbait" has been scientifically proven not be a girl. Originally, many suspected that the disturbing and disturbingly attractive image was that of young girl: age estimates ranging from jail bait age down to "pedo-bear approves" age. However, due to much "research" on the internet regarding the appearance shemales who are just over the age of consent, it has been determined that said image was in fact a young shemale. Researchers said the hairy arms and the huge penis of the lady in question proved without reasonable doubt that the image can not be that of a girl. Many in the Uncyclopedia community were relived by the news. Orian57 in particular who stated the child was “quite sexy.”, on the image talk page, was relieved to find he could no longer be considered bisexual. Some worry about the continuing freedom of Sockpuppet of an unregistered user after his comment: “I don't care. Me wanna rape!” |
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MrN9001 02:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:51 1 February 2009
yes, Yes, YES![edit source]
Nothing earthshattering, but I wanted to stop by and say thank you for your vote for me on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Seriously, it was really nice that you took the time. Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:32, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
hey mate[edit source]
You like my writing, right? Well I think this is me at some of my best. What do you think? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 11:31 2 February 2009
- Give me until the end of the day and I will read it. Have you read mine yet? —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- How bout mine! I like the story but the humor needs a tune up especially in the first few chapters. It isn't done yet but any help at all would be much appreciated! Like directions it could go and so on. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 21:42, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'll look at that one too. If you're stuck for something to do, however, perhaps giving daddy a little love could be a good way to pass the time. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:46, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Of course! I am reviewing both of yours. I will be done by tonight. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 21:48, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Awesome. I'll see if I can't review either of these articles today, if not then tomorrow. You know me and my reviewing habits. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:50, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Or lack there of... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 21:54, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Fucker, you don't chide me. This is a one way street, my friend: I make fun of you, you serve as my straight man and just look pretty. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:58, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- lol that joke works on many levels. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:02 2 February 2009
- What is a chide? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 22:04, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
"To chide" means "to scold mildly so as to correct or improve" or something like that, you get the idea. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)- Chides are small green shoots with a flavor resembling onions. I fucking hate em. Keep em out of my soup, Tags. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:11, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- What is a chide? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 22:04, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- lol that joke works on many levels. ~Orian57~
- Fucker, you don't chide me. This is a one way street, my friend: I make fun of you, you serve as my straight man and just look pretty. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:58, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Or lack there of... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 21:54, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Awesome. I'll see if I can't review either of these articles today, if not then tomorrow. You know me and my reviewing habits. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:50, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Of course! I am reviewing both of yours. I will be done by tonight. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 21:48, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'll look at that one too. If you're stuck for something to do, however, perhaps giving daddy a little love could be a good way to pass the time. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:46, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- How bout mine! I like the story but the humor needs a tune up especially in the first few chapters. It isn't done yet but any help at all would be much appreciated! Like directions it could go and so on. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 21:42, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Got a rhyme for your uncle Willie
- Then I hit him in the head with a billy
- Willie, Willie, watch your mouth
- And fuck the South
Drive-by without indenting: Just had a quick look over your article Sys - scared the crap out of me, how will I sleep tonight? Yeah, I like it, although I don't think you go far enough with it. As this is only a drive-by, I won't go into detail, but I'd say you're rocking on maybe a seven or eight here, but you need to go up to eleven! A quick glance at Orian's latest opus next, I feel. Toodles! --UU - natter 
22:28, Feb 2
- Dont be afraid to give mine a quick look either UU! Oh ya done on your review Sys...now for Orian...~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 22:43, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Don't worry, I was on my way - this little spate of creativity here bodes well for VFH when the Top 10 extravaganza finishes. I'm a sucker for anything with monkeys in, and this was... different. Good different, I think, although it could have been bad. There's a fine line between clever and stupid (oh crikey, that remark, the comment on Sys's article above, anyone would think I'd just watched Spinal Tap recently or something. Wait - I have. Well, that's alright then). I liked it on the whole, although like Orian's, it could stand a small proofread. A full review should throw up a few things to tweak, but I'd say it's well on the way, and an interesting idea. This has been quite a decent evening, I've read several promising new articles, and enjoyed 'em. I like evenings like this! --UU - natter
22:52, Feb 2
- Thanks muchly, UU! I have yet to give these articles good readthroughs (as I am currently dealing with some rather insane members of the opposite sex) but I plan to later. And now, I have a nice review to read from young Tagstit. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:17, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Spinal Tap references? I heard Spinal Tap references, dammit! Great movie btw. Have you watched it with the commentary yet? - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:05, Feb 3
- Don't worry, I was on my way - this little spate of creativity here bodes well for VFH when the Top 10 extravaganza finishes. I'm a sucker for anything with monkeys in, and this was... different. Good different, I think, although it could have been bad. There's a fine line between clever and stupid (oh crikey, that remark, the comment on Sys's article above, anyone would think I'd just watched Spinal Tap recently or something. Wait - I have. Well, that's alright then). I liked it on the whole, although like Orian's, it could stand a small proofread. A full review should throw up a few things to tweak, but I'd say it's well on the way, and an interesting idea. This has been quite a decent evening, I've read several promising new articles, and enjoyed 'em. I like evenings like this! --UU - natter
- It's gonna fuck you with that
- And if you're a sewer skank, lemme hit that
- Violent J ain't even one to fake it
- I wanna see some folded up skank bitches naked
/me runs randomly across the chatroom naked[edit source]
Aieeeeeeee... *is out again* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:16, 3 Feb
- Wow sissy, did you see that? Even I was slightly impressed! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:58 3 February 2009
- Meh. - [17:22 3 February 2009]
- Okay so it's a talk page and not a chatroom, but meh. I'm home feverish and with a flu. It sorta got to my brain, I think... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:04, 3 Feb
- Oh I have one of those, they're horrible. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:06 3 February 2009
- I'm sooo gonna call in sick in the morning and go see a doctor. And a doctor of medicine, not psychology... Just to make that clear. I like random nudity. Especially if it involves a shower, massage, sauna or putting on some clean clothes... Red silk FTW... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:22, 3 Feb
- I'm sooo gonna call in sick in the morning and go see a doctor. And a doctor of medicine, not psychology... Just to make that clear. I like random nudity. Especially if it involves a shower, massage, sauna or putting on some clean clothes... Red silk FTW... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- Oh I have one of those, they're horrible. ~Orian57~
- Okay so it's a talk page and not a chatroom, but meh. I'm home feverish and with a flu. It sorta got to my brain, I think... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- Meh. - [17:22 3 February 2009]
- HAI LUVVY && HAI LUVVY'S BOOBIES —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:40, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- /me waves... Hai SysRq :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:49, 3 Feb
- What have you been up to? We've missed you, and your voting abilities. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Your writing abilites haven't dropped so low you need to whore for my vote on your own talk page, have they?! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:58, 3 Feb
- Apparently they have. I haven't had a feature in a while. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:01, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Your writing abilites haven't dropped so low you need to whore for my vote on your own talk page, have they?! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- What have you been up to? We've missed you, and your voting abilities. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- /me waves... Hai SysRq :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
pee review guidelines[edit source]
I did actually have the pee review guidelines open while I was doing the pee reviews, however I am very new to the process. Maybe the guidelines should mention 2 sentences or more (3? 5?) for each line for in depth reviews. Also I wasn't sure at the time what you meant by PEEING members, but I think I know now.(I'm better at reviewing articles that need a lot more improvement than I am at reviewing already great articles.) I thought the article you made was an Unnews article, due to its format and lack of sub-headers. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:03, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Usually, the titles of UnNews articles begin with the prefix "UnNews". And even 5 sentences for a review is considered to be rather sparce. I usually write a good 3 or so paragraphs for the humor and concept sections. Try looking at some other PEEING reviewers, specifically Steel Kidneys, and their reviews. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:42, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- You could maybe take a look at this gem-masterpiece of a review. - [19:58 3 February 2009]
- Well, Yettie is exceptional. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:02, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'm sexy that's what I am. - [22:14 3 February 2009]
- I'm the sexy one and you know it! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:52, 3 Feb
- What's important is that Yettie has a penis. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- And that I'm sexy. - [08:52 4 February 2009]
- Who needs a penis when you've got battery powered orgasms..? But I'll humour you guys and say penis = sexy :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 11:07, 4 Feb
- BATTERY POWERED?! That's funny, my orgasms, well to be more correct, my penis, is powered by a twin turbo-charged V8 with 6 exhaust pipes. - [12:31 4 February 2009]
- Who needs a penis when you've got battery powered orgasms..? But I'll humour you guys and say penis = sexy :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- And that I'm sexy. - [08:52 4 February 2009]
- What's important is that Yettie has a penis. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'm the sexy one and you know it! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- I'm sexy that's what I am. - [22:14 3 February 2009]
- Well, Yettie is exceptional. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:02, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- You could maybe take a look at this gem-masterpiece of a review. - [19:58 3 February 2009]
Ohai![edit source]
How the hell are ya dude? -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN23:03, 3 Feb
- HOSHIT IT'S OPTYC! Heyy buddy, long time no see! Let me get you a beverage! Sit down! Let's play twenty questions! Why yes, I am a fluffy brownie! You're so good at that game. I can't fool you. I love you. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:05, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- I love you too man! So; what's new? What have I missed these past few months? What's the latest IRC meme? And most importantly, what's that in your pocket? -OptyC Sucks!
CUN23:10, 3 Feb
- This. This. This. This. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:14, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- I love you too man! So; what's new? What have I missed these past few months? What's the latest IRC meme? And most importantly, what's that in your pocket? -OptyC Sucks!
- I am in the room you know. Also hi Opty C! Also Whoring. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:12 4 February 2009
OPTY! - [08:51 4 February 2009]
- Jumping on the "Use somebody's talkpages to say hi to somebody else" bandwagon. Hi Orian; how you been? Hey Yettie; still got that rash? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:55, 4 Feb
- Welts remind you of
- The wisdom of the father:
- Alcoholism
RAPE![edit source]
Your talk page is about to get one massive raping...and...what's that?
You say I can't rape your talk page, just because I'm 24 headers late? Poppycock! I shall rape your talkpage as I see fit. /me returns to the rape at hand - [22:20 4 February 2009]
In other news your userpage is looking bwootiful. - [22:20 4 February 2009]
- Wouldn't you need a penis to rape anything? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:23, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Not only is he raping you but he is humiliating you too. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:24 4 February 2009
UnSignpost 5th February 2009[edit source]
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!
February 5, 2009 • Issue 33 • It's Journalism Jim, but not as we know it.
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The ‘of the Year’ run down of the year!
So after a long neurotic month of blatant prostitution, secret e-mail canvassing, bribery and coercion in deciding who should win the various ‘of the Year’ awards (plus a completely normal five days of knowing who did) the results are in! UotY: Mordillo! Nominated (but not voted for) by UU with the reason “[he does] the big bad wolf stuff to keep fuckwits at bay.”. 21 Jew jokes later (“Jew that controls the internet”, “I feel I have to vote for him” and “I love this man. To the point that his girlfriend is seriously distraught by it”) Mordillo was the landslide victor a whole 12 votes ahead of the runner up, UU! And he deserved it too (though to be frank I deserved it more)! Our WotY was Modusoperandi! Narrowly beating Mhaille by 2 votes he was nominated by UU with the reasoning “…Tends to brighten my day whenever I see him, although that could be the light reflecting off his gleaming naked body.” Another 19 Canadian jokes ( “this silly Canadian”, “I never would have thought that casting a vote would be so painful as this” and “Modus is like maple syrup. On the outside he's all golden, sweet and sticky. On the inside however, he's all golden, sweet and sticky”) won him the award! (though to be frank I would have appreciated it more!) Next up was our winner of PotY, Prettiestpretty! She was nominated (but not voted for) by Mhaille because she is the “producer of some very impressive work” and has won the PotM twice! 18 girl jokes later (“such a foregone conclusion”, “She's earned this and then some” and “Unlike most people here, I'm actually going to give a reason for voting for PP. I'm even going to write two sentences explaining the reason.”) she deservedly won the award which she herself designed. (I don’t even know how to use MS paint but I’d still like to have been acknowledged). There was also an impromptu N00b of the Year award created that Rcmurphy ran off with. He was nominated by Spang with the reason “He really deserves it this time” and received 12 N00b jks (“How can you be a year old and still be a noob without being rcmurphy”, “He's still confused too” and “[Hyperbole is] regularly here and dangerously competent. Rc remains the quintessential n00b”). (*grumble* I started lurking in 2007…) Lastly and leastly there was the UGotY which was awarded to Wikia. Nominated by Mhaille with the reason “Wikia continue to raise the bar on defining what it means to be a Useless Gobshite”. He/she/it got 5 jokes that I don’t properly understand (“As much as I'd like to see Yettie take this, Wikia is both more useless and far more of a gobshite”, “it's rare to see such dedication to gobshitery” and “Outstanding contributions to fail.”). (Ok so I’m not bitter about loosing this.) |
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So it's a poem you want huh?[edit source]
Well, this talk page has been getting rather poetic lately, so I decided to share my own with everyone. It is so good, it got it's own header.
- Jack and Jill went up the hill
- to get some marijuana
- Jack got high, unzipped his fly
- and asked "Jill do you wanna?"
- Jill said yes and dropped her dress
- and then they had some fun.
- But silly Jill forgot her pill
- and now they have a son.
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Tagstit (talk • contribs)
- Lyrical magic,
- Sweet gift of the written word
- Sign your comments, noob.
- —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:25, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- The tilde, respect
- The comments you must own, 'tard
- SysRq is still ghey
You still glad I'm back? :D -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:52, 7 Feb
GASP![edit source]
Ooo... I'm so popular even you had to vandalise my user page, huh? :D -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:54, 7 Feb
- I just made your page
- More hip and with the times, kid.
- I made haiku cool.
My Article[edit source]
Alright, I am really stuck with my Diary of Monkey Lover. I want to make it like a cliche drama high school drama set up. Like, he likes this one monkey who is sweet, but then he is tempted by a hot monkey. Then he tries to throw it all off and pretend it didn't happen but the hot monkey has a big dumb brute of a boyfriend, or a gorilla. Then everything is revealed and the sweet monkey is hurt. Most of the time the boy and sweet girl work it out, but here, since they are just monkeys, she just beats his head open. I really need help in writing and adding some funny littler jokes in the beginning. Could you possibly help me write a bit of that if you have time? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 04:21, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- I promise you I will read this article of your's and I'll try and help, it sounds liek you have a fantastic idea. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:18 8 February 2009
- Thanks alot Orian. I am also looking for a few religious jokes in the first two sections to keep the story going. It doesn't have to be religious, anthing works really. I also need help in the bulk of the book so it is funnier and easier to read. I am really trying to go all out on this one. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 17:32, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
SysRq and/or Orian[edit source]
It's me again. My newest article is going to be an unscript. I am going to be making it based off of Ocean's 11 12 and 13. Before I really get into it though, I want some help. It will be called Ocean's 14 and so, as the name suggests, I will have to have one new character. I am stuck on what to make him though. Should I make him really stupid and describe him as the one modern people connect with. I found this predictable and often used in unscripts but it is also tried and true and ends up funny, most of the time. I also thought maybe he could be like this really crazy guy who is overally enthusiastic about everything Danny Ocean says. Kind of like a kissass. This might work. Also, a final idea I had was to make him just a normal thief guy, but that doesn't sound as exciting or funny. Thats about it though. Also, I am debating on whether having them try to steal something funny, or try to steal something serious in a funny way. Either way works. Any suggestions? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:41, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Alternatively, you could make Ocean's 146, and introduce 133 new characters.
pillow talk 00:02, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- How about this...there was a contest for fans of the Ocean's 11 series and the winner gets to be the new character in Ocean's 14. So your new character is an inexperienced actor/fanboy who gushes throughout the entire movie. That could be your angle, and you could bring in jokes from there. I've never seen any of them, so I wouldn't be the one to come to for advice on this one. On the other hand, perhaps my unfamiliarity with the films makes me perfect for helping you make it relatable to people who haven't seen them. And I'm sure if Orian were here, he would say something like "cocks!" and be relatively unhelpful. —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:57, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I like that idea. It would be perfect for a nerdy little teenager or something like that who is really into the whole thing. What they normally steal is something REALLY expensive from somene of really high power. Do you think they should steal something small and stupid or something expensive but in a funny way? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:00, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- That could be one way to go, and you could make it really funny. I think South Park did an episode where a bunch of professional thieves robbed a Burger King or something and they made it pretty funny by over-dramaticizing it. However, you could also go for something obscene or impossible. Perhaps they want to steal the world. (Not rule the world, not control it, just steal it and sell it on the streets) Perhaps they want to steal all of the world's money at once, as in rob every bank, business, individual, and government in the world, simultaneously. Whatever you decide to do is fine, so long as you're able to execute. I just wanna get you thinking a little differently, since some of your ideas have been a little straight forward. I like weird humor, stuff that makes me think, stuff that I haven't seen before if you catch my drift. But like I said, I'm more worried about your execution than your ideas right now. I hope you found some of these ideas to be at least thought provoking. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Ya all those ideas are great! I will definitely think about them a bit before I really start writing it. I hope I execute it ok!~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:17, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- One of the things I like to do when I have an idea is outline it. I can jot down all of the ideas that I like as they come to me, and then develop them in bulleted form so that I can see where each one will lead. You may want to try this too. That way you'll be able to come back to your ideas later when you're writing, making it easier to structure. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:20, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Alright, I will try that this time to see if it works for me. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:23, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Groovy. And if it doesn't, it's no big deal, different strokes y'know. I would spend tonight just organizing your ideas and then get back to me with your outline so I can see how effective that is. Do you use Google Docs? —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:26, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Mmm, somewhat. Why? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:27, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Special:Emailuser me your email address and I'll show you one of my outlines so you can get an idea for how they are applied to Uncyclopedia articles. I still have my outline for George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 if you wanted to see it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:35, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Ya sure I would like to see that. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:38, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- You should post that on-wiki! It'd be cool to see where your article ideas come from, I think, and we could even possibly get some other folks to show their outlines. I haven't written an outline in while, just because I've either done my outlining in my userspace(usually just puking up an idea and sticking it in a subpage), or because my idea came in the shower. All cliches aside, I actually get a lot of uncyclopedia ideas while bathing. I think that was where I got my walls idea, actually... Also: this isn't my talkpage. It's way more colorful. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:48, Feb 9
- That may actually be easier. Here it is. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:54, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- How do I email you? Whats your address? And I also think I should wrap up my monkey book before continuing on another maybe. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:59, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- This is how you email any user on the site; just replace my name in that link with someone else's to email them. (Example:
[[Special:Emailuser/Orian57]]would get you an email form to Orian.) But I already posted my outline up on the wiki so there's no need now. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:02, 9 February 2009 (UTC)- Ah, so that's how you go about it. See, I tend to start with an idea, and just come up with a page around that one idea, sort of like what I did with this, which has grown into this almost-done article. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:12, Feb 9
- "Not to mention the.....DUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGHHH" = Feature! —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:16, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- I should have totally left it like that. Strokes make for kickass transitions. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:21, Feb 9
- Coincidentally, so do references to So I Married An Axe Murderer. "She is a thief, she stole my heart...and my cat." Ah, I miss the 90s. Wait, no I don't. Dammit, now I look like an idiot. This is just like the time I told this girl I wanted to be a rainbow. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:31, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- I should have totally left it like that. Strokes make for kickass transitions. - T.L.B.
- "Not to mention the.....DUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGHHH" = Feature! —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:16, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, so that's how you go about it. See, I tend to start with an idea, and just come up with a page around that one idea, sort of like what I did with this, which has grown into this almost-done article. - T.L.B.
- This is how you email any user on the site; just replace my name in that link with someone else's to email them. (Example:
- How do I email you? Whats your address? And I also think I should wrap up my monkey book before continuing on another maybe. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:59, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- That may actually be easier. Here it is. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:54, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Special:Emailuser me your email address and I'll show you one of my outlines so you can get an idea for how they are applied to Uncyclopedia articles. I still have my outline for George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 if you wanted to see it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:35, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Mmm, somewhat. Why? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:27, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Groovy. And if it doesn't, it's no big deal, different strokes y'know. I would spend tonight just organizing your ideas and then get back to me with your outline so I can see how effective that is. Do you use Google Docs? —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:26, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Alright, I will try that this time to see if it works for me. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:23, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- One of the things I like to do when I have an idea is outline it. I can jot down all of the ideas that I like as they come to me, and then develop them in bulleted form so that I can see where each one will lead. You may want to try this too. That way you'll be able to come back to your ideas later when you're writing, making it easier to structure. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:20, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Ya all those ideas are great! I will definitely think about them a bit before I really start writing it. I hope I execute it ok!~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:17, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- That could be one way to go, and you could make it really funny. I think South Park did an episode where a bunch of professional thieves robbed a Burger King or something and they made it pretty funny by over-dramaticizing it. However, you could also go for something obscene or impossible. Perhaps they want to steal the world. (Not rule the world, not control it, just steal it and sell it on the streets) Perhaps they want to steal all of the world's money at once, as in rob every bank, business, individual, and government in the world, simultaneously. Whatever you decide to do is fine, so long as you're able to execute. I just wanna get you thinking a little differently, since some of your ideas have been a little straight forward. I like weird humor, stuff that makes me think, stuff that I haven't seen before if you catch my drift. But like I said, I'm more worried about your execution than your ideas right now. I hope you found some of these ideas to be at least thought provoking. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I like that idea. It would be perfect for a nerdy little teenager or something like that who is really into the whole thing. What they normally steal is something REALLY expensive from somene of really high power. Do you think they should steal something small and stupid or something expensive but in a funny way? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:00, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
- How about this...there was a contest for fans of the Ocean's 11 series and the winner gets to be the new character in Ocean's 14. So your new character is an inexperienced actor/fanboy who gushes throughout the entire movie. That could be your angle, and you could bring in jokes from there. I've never seen any of them, so I wouldn't be the one to come to for advice on this one. On the other hand, perhaps my unfamiliarity with the films makes me perfect for helping you make it relatable to people who haven't seen them. And I'm sure if Orian were here, he would say something like "cocks!" and be relatively unhelpful. —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:57, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 12th February 2009[edit source]
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!
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Worrying influx of n00bs a threat to Uncyc's "worst" status
Worse still, many of these new arrivals show early signs of being dangerously competent: writing funny articles; giving in-depth pee reviews; voting on stuff; helping folks out - generally making the kind of contributions that could, if the community is not careful, lead to the site losing its coveted "worst" status. Experienced editors queued up to condemn the invasion - "Very happy to see the influx in good new editors coming in, we've been devoid of that extra boost for far too long it seems" said RAHB, the bile seething from his every pore, while MrN spoke scathingly about "great additions to Uncyc". But is it too late? With competition for the NOTM award at its most fierce for months (4 noms and none of them Rcmurphy at the last count), it looks like it may be too late to reject this transfusion of new blood. Is there any hope for the long-term future of the proud traditions of the wiki under this relentless onslaught of new talent? A comment on Bullshit from MrN
I think that speaks for itself. Got it? So basically, we want more bullshit, some horse shit, and a liberal helping of complete bollocks. But NO CRAP. Unless it's crap which adds to the general stench of the article in question (assuming that stinking is what we want). Got it now? Well, look at it this way... There was a man who had three wives. No, that was Moses. Oh, so Moses comes down from Mount Sinai and says: "Well, lads. I got him down to ten, but adultery is still in." No wait. Sorry, that was complete bollocks. I'm drifting into the realms of pointless excrement, and what does this have to do with anything? Don't tell them that! So what was it I was talking about again? Oh, yea... Does anyone know where I left my slippers? |
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Congratz...well...sorta...[edit source]
Just came by to congratulate you on your feature. Superb job. I do think it is a bigger achievement for me because I was the one who actually nominated it but its fine...no need to applaud me...but you can anyways if you want...just sayin ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:10, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- CONGRATULATIONS TAGS ON NOMINATING AN ARTICLE THAT I WROTE AND WORKED HARD ON AND THAT YOU DID NO WORK ON. There, that better? =] —Sir SysRq (talk) 14:28, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Awww...no...well...I guess I did help out alot so your welcome =) I am really proud of the work I did on that piece. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:16, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, you did review it. I still get to call you "Baggins" though. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Why Baggins? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:20, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, you did review it. I still get to call you "Baggins" though. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Awww...no...well...I guess I did help out alot so your welcome =) I am really proud of the work I did on that piece. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 15:16, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Thankies[edit source]
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Going Down? Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For. The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :( |
Take a look at my userpage, there's something... familiar about it. :) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:23, Feb 12
- Mine is more flamboyant. Oh wait, you addressed that. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:23, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
GOD SAVE AMERICAAAA[edit source]
'Twas but my pleasure to vote for George Bush to stay in office for another eight years, to defend our shores, to inflict democracy and help God free the world from tyrants and ward off evil nations like South... uh... North Kor... Korea. Anyway, I remember a few months back you wondered what the meaning was behind my username. I got it from the name of a underrated German electronica band, but the true allure to the name is the videogame reference. It means, literally, "Reloader", supposedly what Famicon consoles in Germany did during the warm up. Also, thanks for the advice on the web browsers. --Nachlader 22:05, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- No worries, mate. Thanks again. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:13, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, its been four hours and you told me to remind you to take a look at my new stuff! So...*poke* ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:36, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- I WILL DO IT. Also, use a new header (or recycle an old one) when talking about something that bears no relevance to the current header. Nao, you wanted me to look at the Monkey article or the Ocean's Fourteen article? —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Well, ok, there are four things. I wanted to know what I could do further to improve the monkey book. I wanted to know if my ocean fourteen's outline was good and useful. I also wanted to know if the jokes I put into the article itself was good because I know some people haven't watched the movie so in doing so I made a few gay jokes and rascist jokes to help the story. Finally, I had an idea of Balloon animals being told as if they were going through evolution like people, and wanted to know if you liked the concept. Thanks dude! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:46, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- I WILL DO IT. Also, use a new header (or recycle an old one) when talking about something that bears no relevance to the current header. Nao, you wanted me to look at the Monkey article or the Ocean's Fourteen article? —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, its been four hours and you told me to remind you to take a look at my new stuff! So...*poke* ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:36, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
PIIICTURES![edit source]
Hey Sysrq I know I bother you alot but this time its important! First of all you still need to read my stuff and second...I made my first photoshop ever! Go to my page and click pictures to see it. It is by no means hilarious but it took me forever to perfect and im awefully proud of it! It is going into my User:Tagstit/Balloon Animals article. Tell me what you think! Orian Yettie and all other SysRq stalkers should look too and give me their opinion. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:28, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hey you're learning fast. It took my ages to realise that other people read other people's talk pages. Also I shall have a look see. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:31 14 February 2009
- Alright thanks! By the way its looksy...maybe...looksie? Maybe it is look see and it is just the same verb meaning twice...hm...interesting... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Uh hu, that is interesting. Also love the pic! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 07:45 14 February 2009
- Really??? Awesome...I am really excited about it! I always wanted to make some original pictures for my articles and now I can. What is considered a featurable picture though? Because I looked at the pictures on VFP and lots aren't funny. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- I unno, generally they come with a caption (I think, to be honest I never go to VFP) But I thought yours was funny anyway. Better ask someone like Modus or P.P. as they do great VFP stuff. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:05 14 February 2009
- Alright, because everytime I go over there I see like, random stupid crap. Like right now! There is a coke can that says cancer on it...how the fuck is that even remotely funny??? Alright I will ask both so they will both gimme some insight thanks! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 08:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- I unno, generally they come with a caption (I think, to be honest I never go to VFP) But I thought yours was funny anyway. Better ask someone like Modus or P.P. as they do great VFP stuff. ~Orian57~
- Really??? Awesome...I am really excited about it! I always wanted to make some original pictures for my articles and now I can. What is considered a featurable picture though? Because I looked at the pictures on VFP and lots aren't funny. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Uh hu, that is interesting. Also love the pic! ~Orian57~
- Alright thanks! By the way its looksy...maybe...looksie? Maybe it is look see and it is just the same verb meaning twice...hm...interesting... ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 07:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hey Tags, I see that your other daddy has already given you some pointers and has said many of the things I was going to say. The image looks good, I like the concept but there are some spotty looking areas that could use some touching up. Are you using Photoshop? Also, Modus is the man for images, he's bloody brilliant. Finally, I've taken the liberty of inducting you into my official SysRq Stalker's Club. Welcome. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Alright, I did some touch up especially around the tree. I think it looks better now. Would you vote for it on VFP? If not I might kill myself cuz even my own daddy isn't proud of me. =( ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:55, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- That's because your a fanny licking himophobe. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:57 14 February 2009
- What's a himophobe? One who is afraid of...him? (shh he's listening) —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- So would you two vote for it if I put it on right now? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- What's a himophobe? One who is afraid of...him? (shh he's listening) —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- That's because your a fanny licking himophobe. ~Orian57~
- Alright, I did some touch up especially around the tree. I think it looks better now. Would you vote for it on VFP? If not I might kill myself cuz even my own daddy isn't proud of me. =( ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:55, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh you sound bitter.[edit source]
Whos lauren? A girlfriend? <chants> Sissy has a girlfriend/ sissy has a girlfriend/ sissy has a girlfriend/ and he's gonna get aids! </chants> you make me sick. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:26 14 February 2009
- Wait, you're going out with your babysitter? - [11:51 14 February 2009]
- It's a long story. Let's just say that the mailman ran over my rabbit. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:25, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Awwww. Sissy's girlfriend got ran over. :( I'm sad for you. I dated a mailman once. They sound good on paper but they just don't deliver. I am truly sorry. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:28 14 February 2009
- Well that got a smile out of me, thank you. I'll manage. Also, watch out for that banana peel. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:30, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- No I mean I'm sorry for lying, I've never dated anyone before let alone a mailman. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:32 14 February 2009
- Oh. For a minute there I thought that you may not actually be an asshole. I guess I was wrong. I take back my warning about that banana peel. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- What banAAAAAAAAGGGGHGHHGHGH! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:37 14 February 2009
- That's what happens to A-holes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh...what happens to B-holes? HAHAHAHA...k not funny sorry ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:53, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Fucking homophobes. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:54 14 February 2009
- Orian, you're an expert on holes, why don't you tell him? —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:59, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- A holes are for angels. B-holes are for bastards. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:00 14 February 2009
- Cute. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- I don't work well under pressure. You fucking homophobe. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:20 14 February 2009
- That's funny, because your mom works well under pressure. BOOM roasted...k sorry not funny ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Being a prostitute she doesn't have much choice. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:23 14 February 2009
- I love your mom. I also love homophobes. They turn me on. I'm a homophobophile. (Article idea, anyone?) —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:26, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Being a prostitute she doesn't have much choice. ~Orian57~
- That's funny, because your mom works well under pressure. BOOM roasted...k sorry not funny ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 19:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- I don't work well under pressure. You fucking homophobe. ~Orian57~
- Cute. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- A holes are for angels. B-holes are for bastards. ~Orian57~
- Orian, you're an expert on holes, why don't you tell him? —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:59, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Fucking homophobes. ~Orian57~
- Oh...what happens to B-holes? HAHAHAHA...k not funny sorry ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:53, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- That's what happens to A-holes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- What banAAAAAAAAGGGGHGHHGHGH! ~Orian57~
- Oh. For a minute there I thought that you may not actually be an asshole. I guess I was wrong. I take back my warning about that banana peel. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- No I mean I'm sorry for lying, I've never dated anyone before let alone a mailman. ~Orian57~
- Well that got a smile out of me, thank you. I'll manage. Also, watch out for that banana peel. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:30, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Awwww. Sissy's girlfriend got ran over. :( I'm sad for you. I dated a mailman once. They sound good on paper but they just don't deliver. I am truly sorry. ~Orian57~
- It's a long story. Let's just say that the mailman ran over my rabbit. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:25, 14 February 2009 (UTC)