George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009[edit | edit source]

General Concepts[edit | edit source]

Whole joke is that he's not President anymore and his routine has not changed
Doing the entire thing from Dallas, only realizes that at the end of the address
Bush is pleased about the way things are going because he does not know how things are going
Family and young children are telling him he is doing great

"My fellow Americans..."
- Talks about the past election season and how trying it was
- Thanks America for voting him back into office for another eight years
"Many things were said on the campaign trail..."
- Talks about keeping his campaign promises
- Discusses Gitmo, how he wants to completely privatize it
- This will stimulate the economy and create jobs, hiring four million interrogators
"To my opponent, Mr. Obama..."
- Congratulates him for running a good campaign
- The people have spoken
- Looks forward to running against him again in 2016
"The future looks bright for America..."
- Peace in the Middle East is attainable
- This is only possible with a surge of twelve million troops, to be deployed over the next one hundred years in increments
- Discusses plans for a lengthy vacation to Dallas, during which time Senator Obama will be watching the White House, exercising the gaskets, minding the garden, getting the mail, etc.
"Good night, and God bless America."