Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive209

St. Clairsville, Ohio

Score: -4
Keep (7)	Keep Savable, with surprisingly humorous lines and sections. I did a major edit sweep to uncover some of the underlying layers, removed much of the stupid and vanity, and will do a bit more. Needs a photo or two, but yeah, this isn't bad now. Aleister 11:41 24 6 MMX I got the demographics out of the intro; but this article is half triteness--The quotes, the supposed racial conflicts, the Wal-mart, are certainly not specific to the city. The information on who blows and gets blown in the final listcruft section needs to be replaced by something funny. Spıke ¬ 12:11 24-Jun-10 Keep. Well, if Aleister is gonna work on it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:47, 24 June 2010 Whoh, I didn't say I'd make it my life's work. Although I will buy property there and open up an ice cream stand to attract the kiddies. Aleister 12:39 24 6 I made it my life's work, this morning. Spıke ¬ 19:56 24-Jun-10 Spike has done a kickass job on the page, and I just heard that the City Council and its monkey mayor have made Spike an honorary St. Clairsvillian. Ticker tape parade and a walk in the woods to follow. Aleister 19:12 24 6 "If nominated, I will not accept. If elected, I will not serve." Spıke ¬ 21:59 24-Jun-10 Keep. Per Ally and Spike. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:40, 27 June 2010 (UTC) Keep. Per it being the cool thing to do. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:27, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Spıke ¬ 13:34 27-Jun-10 Keep. Piece of junk, but its not a piece of shit, so let it live--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:38, June 29, 2010 (UTC) keep. surprisingly good for a town article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:31, June 30, 2010 (UTC) That's because it's been rewritten, recorded, and fixed since it was VFDed, but that's not indicated by the numbers. Voters voted on this when it was pure crap, now it's golden crap. Aleister 10:12 30 6 MMX
Delete (3)	Kerkill Perpetually unfunny citycruft. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:56, June 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter 09:53, Jun 24 # Delete. The Sarah Palin section is marginally funny, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:55, 24 June 2010 Delete. Not worth your time, Al.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:46, June 24 2010 UTC Yes it was. Your timestamp is wrong, unless you mean 07:46, pm, UTC. Spıke ¬ 19:56 24-Jun-10 Um, this is not the place for the discussion of my timestamp.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 08:06, June 24 2010 UTC Don't you mean this isn't the time or place for discussion of your timestamp or spacestamp? Al It's still wrong. Spıke ¬ 21:59 24-Jun-10
Comments	Check out Spike's great audio of the page on the right (Al): Why is this still on VFD??? That's the major fail of just taking numbers into account, the vote of a good or saved page is often progressive, and when it is obvious the page is no longer VFD material then the numbers should be meaningless blobs of photons and nothing more. Aleister 3:06 30 6 MMX Kept. 7-3. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Belgium/-elgiums

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Wow, just wow Pathetic.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:26, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Absolute, utter bollocks. --UU - natter 08:57, Jun 30 Ow There aren't enough drugs in the world to make this funny. Sorry about the numbering. UU's font shenanigans and my general incompetence have made this go wierd. Myocardialinfarction 09:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. So... tedious... --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:38, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Belgium. Lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:39, 30 June 2010
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Treaty of Main Street

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Uh, no Too short, and sounds stupid--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:04, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not worth keeping. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:26, June 29, 2010 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:40, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 08:50, Jun 30
Comments	A promising concept in force-fitting the United Nations to Disneyland (two organizations each with nefarious corporatist objectives). I'll vote Keep if anyone feels moved to expand this beyond a single, dumb paragraph. Spıke ¬ 18:33 29-Jun-10

Lars' Magical Fantabulous Bingo Shorts

Score: 4
Keep (3)	Keep It's not good, but it's an institution. I can't explain why, but I would miss it. --monika 18:46, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep Monika would miss it. Enough of a reason. Aleister 23:27 22 6 MMX Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:19, 25 June 2010
Delete (7)	Delete. It's total pants. Though saved from VFD years ago with the hopw that it'll be expanded or improved this article has gotten no better. In fact it's wibble and keyboard mashing has aged gracelessly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:31, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This annoying article about a member of Black Sabbath both refuses to confine itself to the width of my screen, and has a Section 1 entitled, "This is the best article on Uncyclopedia." Maybe best former article. Spıke ¬ 18:51 22-Jun-10 Wasn't always and is no longer that section's title. --monika 15:28, June 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. It's just a pair of shorts. The rest of the article is redundant. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:35, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Fuck Lars Ulrich. Just wanted to throw that in. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:54 PM 6/25/10 No I love Lars Ulrich, but I don't like this article of him. Destroy--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:39, June 29, 2010 (UTC) delete. i've always said 'delete' on this one. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:31, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Alphabetical order

Score: -8
Keep (9)	Keep. Sorry I have to spell it out for you, but: Every word in this article is in, yes, alphabetical order. This severely limits its coherence and meaning, but the work is an accomplishment. And merely having an article with this title will occasionally be useful to authors obsessed with packing their articles with links. Spıke ¬ 18:30 29-Jun-10 Yeah I can see its in alphabetical order, but the article is just plain random and stupid.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:33, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It does what it sets out to do. While there's certainly room for improvement, there's enough quasi-coherent content in here to warrant its existence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 29 June 2010 Seriously? You guys suck--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:21, June 29, 2010 (UTC) You've STATED. YOUR. CASE. You need not rebut/berate every single voter. Spıke ¬ 19:50 29-Jun-10 I'm not berating anybody (or at least not trying to). I'm just wondering why you guys like this. But I will stop complaining, I figure that's just a childesh thing to do--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:57, June 29, 2010 (UTC) I respectfully disagree. I am not the one sucking. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 29 June 2010 I was joking about that, but lets drop the subject.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:29, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Just to be clear about this: VFD is not VFH. We're not supposed to vote based on how much we like an article. We're supposed to judge whether an article sucks enough to be deleted. Now I'll drop the issue and shut up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:41, 29 June 2010 Changed my mind--we do suck. Spıke ¬ 21:58 29-Jun-10 Keep.. Keep,keen...etc.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:34, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Keanu keenly keeps. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:58, June 29, 2010 (UTC) A bad crap-piece doesn't even fucking get hindered in just kickin'. (I know that sucked =/)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 01:39, June 30 2010 UTC Abolish? But cleverness does exist! Fuck! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:21, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Feature! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:26 PM 6/29/10 Keep. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:30, 30 June 2010 (UTC) apalled by childish delete effort. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:39, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Exterminate All I can say is: WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:01, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Guys, quit commenting on one another's vote. This is the place for any comments, and it should really be used sparingly, like if someone is saying they have changed it and are asking voters to go back and read it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:58, June 29, 2010 (UTC) My fault; 333 did comment here and I moved them to after the vote he seemed to be replying to. Spıke ¬ 22:38 29-Jun-10 /me writes down SPIKE in little notebook titled "The Curiosities of Norman - Or, People to Flog" MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:30, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Bullmonkeys! VFD was a place for comments everywhere as articles were rescued, talked about, conflicted about. Just because numbers and a VFH style template has been added to VFD, which totally brings things down to numbers, more in-page comments are probably needed, not less. Aleister 1:39 30 6 MMX Seriously, you guys suck. I can't believe you guys like this--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Speedily kept. --UU - natter 08:22, Jun 30

Rhythm Heaven

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Nom and for deletion Very random. Don't see it's place here on Uncyclopedia--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:56, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author almost has more to say about his shoop of the cover art than about the game. Spıke ¬ 19:48 29-Jun-10 Delete. Rhythm Hell. Uncreative and not funny. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:45 PM 6/29/10 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:36, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Another lame gamester joke. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:40, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Airsoft

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Unfunny, cliche-filled, poorly written cruft. Also, it's more of a rant then an actual article. Saberwolf116 17:27, June 29, 2010 (UTC) I love airsoft, but this just really a bad way to parodize it.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:32, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yes, it's a rant--someone wanted, more than to amuse, to tell us what jerks the other players are. Also, nonsense numbers, manic approach, listy, and finally, Chuck Norris. Spıke ¬ 18:40 29-Jun-10 Obliterate. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:34, 30 June 2010 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Is Tunisian croquet a code name for some great joke? I am sure the All Tunis Tennis and Croquet Club will be upset with this slur. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:42, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Planck length

Score: 5
Keep (2)	Keep You all see shit, I see an awesome Aristocrats joke in the making. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Per Sexter111369. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:25, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Bullshit I don't see how this is funny.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! It isn't. Myocardialinfarction 00:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Roger that. Chatty with jaunty reference to Becky; penis humor; needless use of equation typesetting; calls the reader an asshole; memes, etc. etc. Spıke ¬ 00:21 30-Jun-10 Obliterate. Pandering, pointless, putrid, unfortunate, and totally deleteworthy. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:24 PM 6/29/10 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:10, June 30 2010 UTC Delete. This Planck needs smacking. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:31, June 30, 2010 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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The Psychoactive Brain Matter

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Obliterate. This article fails miserably. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:40, 29 June 2010 Delete. Erudite, but--well, psychoactive. PS, a "court martial" is not a person, even in Jacksonville. Spıke ¬ 22:44 29-Jun-10 DESTROY!!!!!! The great Iwillkillyou333 commands it.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'd add the linked 'Cleave Theory' to the thresher too. Myocardialinfarction 00:23, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not funny. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:25, 30 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pig Schmen! Yes..indeed sir. Take Uncyclopedia's complimentary bottle as you leave the building. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:36, June 30, 2010 (UTC) delete. and i'm not sure i remember the rules properly, but...improper ICU removal? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:42, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Baka

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Idiots God! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:28, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. Don't see much humor here--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:35, June 29, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 29 June 2010 Delete. How subversive to embed a Japanese language lesson in a humor article. Wouldn't be as bad, if there were humor. Spıke ¬ 22:41 29-Jun-10 BAKAMON LOSE YOUR POWER! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:29 PM 6/29/10 Delete. Shush Dexter.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:11, June 30 2010 UTC Delete. One of those jokes that doesn't quite translate in English. Sure it's a lot funnier in the Far East. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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24 Hour Breakfast War

Score: 0
Keep (6)	Weak keep. I get it: International House of Pancakes is the League of Nations. But author must do more than take actual world history and force-fit it to this model. Saveable. Spıke ¬ 13:07 18-Jun-10 Keep (formerly Weak keep). I've scrubbed it further. Spıke ¬ 14:22 27-Jun-10 Keep Weak rewrite at most. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:06, June 19, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:20, 19 June 2010 Keep Just read it again, and it's an interesting take on the League of Nations which does deserve tweeks and a rewrite, but has a good premise. Needs that pic of the rabbit with the pancake on its head though. This page has use as a history page once a couple people (I'll do a little) work on it. Aleister 13:19 26 6 MMX Keep. Read through it again and changed my mind. --SadisticWolf 14:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Don't kill it Its not good, but it can be spiced up to make it look better.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:41, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Surprisingly un-wacky for its title, this is still a totally unnecessary Wacky War story. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:41, June 18, 2010 (UTC) kthxbai Surreal. What was the author taking when he thought of this? DarkLight 09:05, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. It's so bad that any rewrite could dump 99% of this...is it a subject Uncyclopedia is missing an article on? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:36, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Weak delete. Mostly per Spike, except that I don't think that's good enough to keep this.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 03:38, June 18 2010 UTC Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 13:30, June 27, 2010 (UTC) So, what's the reason for your delete vote, Wilytank? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 27 June 2010 becuz. --Wilytank 13:44, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Okayz. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:53, 27 June 2010 Warcruft I wish I had a marginally funny VFD against message. --SadisticWolf 14:40, June 27, 2010 (UTC
Comments	Well, this is a pretty bad page, and should be edited and worked on if someone really wants it saved, and I see it hasn't been during this vote. And it has caused an offpage conversation. So unless someone wants to really save it by an edit or rewrite I'm tempted to vote to delete later in the day. Aleister 18:42 25 6 MMX Kept. 6-6. Give Socky a coconut. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:31, June 29, 2010 (UTC) /me eats coconut —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:33, 29 June 2010

Marcus Chief

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. Hang on - Rob Schneider? Sex Slaves? Marcus Fenix? WTF? Get rid. --UU - natter 09:11, Jun 29 Delete. This Cliff's Notes biography careens from cliché to cliché. Spıke ¬ 11:15 29-Jun-10 Delete. I don't get it. --Wilytank 14:15, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Wake me...when you need me. (Which you won't) Saberwolf116 17:32, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Naw: We already have a Master Chief Article and a Marcus Fenix article. We don't need to combine the two.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:33, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete this piece of shiHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH --SadisticWolf 17:48, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Iain Lee

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Well, it's just crap, isn't it? --UU - natter 09:05, Jun 29 Oooh--He's gay! Spıke ¬ 11:13 29-Jun-10 Stupid Made me gagged. Bleh. Delete.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:35, June 29, 2010 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:47, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Gorleston

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Towncruft of the short, unloved, quickly created then forgotten, should have been ICU'd kind. Noteworthy only as the place Mrs UU gets her hair cut (true). Get rid. --UU - natter 08:51, Jun 29 Delete. Sounds like a terrible place to get a haircut. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:11, 29 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Awful towncruft. Gets in a partisan slap, and manages to list by name the only decent residents. Spıke ¬ 11:11 29-Jun-10 Stupid Just like the person who wrote it--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:36, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Gadget Hackwrench

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. You know all those cartoon character articles that suck? Here's another one. Random, Norris, Super Jesus, blocks o'text, a lack of understanding of how to write or spell, it's all here. Get rid. --UU - natter 08:45, Jun 29 jupiterfox —Pelozurian (talk) 09:15, 29 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Article starts "seeminly normal" but is a trite God-versus-Satan theme, ending with a spiel against Christianity. Spıke ¬ 11:08 29-Jun-10 Delete. per Paizuri --Wilytank 14:16, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
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Code Lyoko

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Keep. This article doesn't need deletion, it needs massive pruning. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:46, 21 June 2010 Keep. I cut out all but the actual characters in the show, pretty much killing off the giant list. Plus, the first sections were fine. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC) Keep. Per Paizuri's edits, and per HELPME's complaining about Tentacle rape. Hypocrite, that's not what he was saying last weekend at the beach. Aleister 12:15 22 6 MMX Hey, I made edits too! :(--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:30, June 22 2010 UTC Liar!!! Trying to steal Paizuri's thunder, and his edits too. Tentacle rape rules. Aleister 23:29 22 6 MMX Keep. --Wilytank 20:52, June 25, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I love this show--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 07:08, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. The history shows that this is, and always will be, awful. Tentacle rape, your mom, memes, and cliches galore. We don't really need an article on this show, anyways.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 08:39, June 21 2010 UTC Delete. Can't tell whether this is a description of an awful show, or an awful description of a show. Or, conceivably, an awful description of an awful show. But it is awful. Spıke ¬ 17:25 22-Jun-10 Delete.. Seems pointless and boring to me. But then it's long time since I was seven.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:38, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:39, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Forum:Hourly writing contest

Score: 0
Keep (1)	A very shitty thing indeed, but its better shit that what I've seen here--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. A bunch of drivel written by a shit load of n00bs who have nothing better to do with their lives. Delete it and every page that it links to! Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:20, Jun 28 2010 UTC
Comments	Invalid nom. No VFD tag. The fact that it was protected is no excuse... --UU - natter 10:25, Jun 28

Gorse

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. There's just so many ways to hate this thing that I'll let you choose your favorite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:12, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Art, I'll pick "Inventing the world's next great meme and using Uncyclopedia to hump it," for $50. Spıke ¬ 03:34 28-Jun-10 Delete.. Seems to change subject to 'Beano Dolphy' half way through. On all levels this is leaden crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:52, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Distilled essence of suck. --UU - natter 10:33, Jun 28
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Bubble tea

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. I thought it was okay. Definitely get rid of the list at the end though. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:36, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. Short, boring and listy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:17, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "believed to have originated somewhere...although no one knows why...." Can someone write an article that makes a positive assertion? The cover story that this is an encyclopedia requires that people sometimes claim to know something. Doesn't have to be true. Spıke ¬ 23:36 27-Jun-10 Wilytank voted Delete although no one knows why... --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:12 PM 6/27/10 Delete. Aha..my first Chairman Mao randumbo! Hope it's my last. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter 10:28, Jun 28
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Baba the Turk

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Unwanted for crimes against hilarity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:35, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Written as an advertisement or testimonial, not an article. Infested with Encyclopedia Clichés: "It is widely believed and acknowledged that...has been identified to have been...thus only a partial list..." A perfect way to puff up the puffery. Spıke ¬ 23:32 27-Jun-10 Delete. Junior Turkish Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sucks. --UU - natter 10:27, Jun 28
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Mass Murdering League

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Blistering listcruft action./ --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:50, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. Dizzying idiocy compiled by a group of people who masturbate to Chuck Norris. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:53 PM 6/23/10 Delete. Another guy invents a hyper-violent sport. (Remember elephant polo?) Seems to be meant less to amuse than to showcase his wacky mind. Spıke ¬ 03:40 28-Jun-10 Delete. Idiot writing alert. Seems not to understand what 'mass murdering' actually means. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:54, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Space Otters

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Smite. Shitty '05 cruft. --Wilytank 00:48, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. About as good as I expected it to be.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Huh?! Very scientific sounding ramble. Spıke ¬ 01:01 28-Jun-10 Delete.. Otterly rubbish. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:57, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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FOB

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Attempting topical humor - topical humor failed - Abort/Retry/Delete --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:17, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:37, 27 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. 1--Create an acronym no one needs about an ordinary item. 2--Babble away. Spıke ¬ 23:39 27-Jun-10 I JUST FOBED TO A PICTURE OF YOU! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:43 PM 6/27/10
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Priya Rai

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Stubby and follows the tiring concept of "[subject] is a dumb ugly slut." —Pelozurian (talk) 21:52, 27 June 2010 (UTC) <insert name here>'s mum is a dumb ugly slut. --Matfen 22:12, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No you! --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:38, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "does this piece of shit look attractive?" Is this supposed to be funny? Spıke ¬ 22:40 27-Jun-10
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Avatar/The Moovie I saw at the Weekend.

Score: -4
Keep (5)	Keep. This is actually pretty good. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC) Keep. Makes fun of Avatar, so obviously keepable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:19, 25 June 2010 Keep. In response to User:Ethine, it's supposed to be written retardedly, you fool, that's the joke.--UnEditor510 drop us a line, mate 10:26, June 26, 2010 (UTC) Keep As long as it's a one-time joke and not repeated for every movie, although, hmmm, maybe the narrator can do Citizen Kane, or . .. .hmmmm, possibilities. Anyway, this was funny, I laughed, and it made sense after seeing the film. So, kieepier. Aleister 13:11 26 6 MMX Keep. Per Socky. Also UnEditor510, less of the dickish comments, vote how you like but don't insult anybody else. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:08, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Holy crap. "they went into thejungle and there was this giant rino and then this lion and it was like RAWR. I was scared. but then! he got lost and went to sleep and a dog came over and it bit him and i was like aaaaaa..." WHY? WHY DOES THIS EXIST? Love,   You see, sometimes the curtains open, and a stand-up comic is there, and you laugh. Sometimes it's a quadriplegic. But you still laugh. Spıke ¬ 13:06 26-Jun-10
Comments	Does adequately what it's trying to do. It's performance art and not humor, but people seem to like these acts. Spıke ¬ 23:15 25-Jun-10 I am more surprised that this hasn't gone forward as a VFH contender. It's a template style way of writing you could use for pretty much anything and this one isn't that distinguished. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:57, June 26, 2010 (UTC) Kept. 5-1 --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:08, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Turkish Massacres

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	You've got to be kidding me! The only coherent thing here is the Armenian Genocide, but even I never knew that it involved System of a Down, Jimmy Buffet, and the Teletubies. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:09 PM 6/25/10 Yikes! We jump off from Turkey to Mars in the first sentence of the intro, and never really return, to anything. Is the indented source lines (on Feminism and Big-Endianism) vandalism? Spıke ¬ 21:42 25-Jun-10 Well, this is the original article and this is the rewrite of that article by some user. The Martian part was vandalism, it appears. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:00, 25 June 2010 I might like it better if it were replaced by a version that's about Turkish Massacres. Spıke ¬ 22:04 25-Jun-10 WTF? —Pelozurian (talk) 22:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.. One of the most bizarre articles I have seen on this website. Though I think it will be pretty hard to find any laughs in the Ottoman Empire's genocidal activities in World War One as regards the Armenians. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:25, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Nordonia

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Don't tell the Wisconsin boys, but over in Ohio (not far from St. Clairsville) there is another high school modeled on the principles of Naziism! Interminable and listy article, without photos, disparages specific teachers and students, some by name. Spıke ¬ 18:23 25-Jun-10 SZure, kill it. I checked the history and the original writers are long gone, probably on to college or in Iraq, and won't miss it, which is something I consider when these type of pages come up. Aleister 18:30 25 6 MMX Obliterate. I can't tell if it's towncruft (which is a bad thing) or schoolcruft (which is a much worse thing). --Wilytank 20:57, June 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Vanity. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:59, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
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Ninja pimp

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Delete (4)	Delete. Not linked, not loved, not funny, strong whiff of vanity - get rid. --UU - natter 10:17, Jun 24 Delete. Little overt vanity, but surely written mostly for the authors' own gratification. Spıke ¬ 12:27 24-Jun-10 Delete. Long story short, it's a mess.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:42, June 24 2010 UTC Into the light Aleister 20:22 24 6 Delete.. Junior Uncyclopedia. Remedial class b. Report straight away. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:16, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Philippine Invasion of Mindanao

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Delete. Funny how? Short 'n' shit. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:11, Jun 24 Delete. Not funny no how. Spıke ¬ 12:23 24-Jun-10 Delete. I couldn't find a single joke...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:43, June 24 2010 UTC Death is too good for this page, make it suffer before it's deleted Aleister 20:25 24 MM Delete. The usual hand job, made up history stuff that has only be read by the writer and the people here considering its obliteration. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:19, June 25, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:51, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
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Popeyes fried chicken

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	Delete. Short, random, not funny, get rid, etc. --UU - natter 10:09, Jun 24 Delete. All of the above, plus missing apostrophe in title. Spıke ¬ 12:21 24-Jun-10 Popeye's Fried Chicken was started back in 1337 as a front by Popeye the Sailor Man to sell illegal chicken slaves to Europe.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:44, June 24 2010 UTC Choke that chicken Aleister 20:35 25 6 Sucks Saberwolf116 00:45, June 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete..Knackers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:21, June 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:51, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
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Clayton Donaldson

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Kerkill Seeing the time of the year it is, I thought this nomination would be quite fitting. It's old, unfunny, and unwanted by all. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:43, June 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Complete bollocks. --UU - natter 10:00, Jun 24 Delete. Stupid rambling.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:45, June 24 2010 UTC I'll agree that it's a waste of photons. Aleister 1:08 25 6 MMX Delete. Abusive waste of space. Terminate.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:29, June 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Send in the death panels. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:53, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
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The Onion

Score: -4
Keep (5)	Keep. There's enough keepable stuff in here. And there's probably a better revision in the history somewhere. Of course if someone wants to rewrite this, by all means, go ahead. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:01, 23 June 2010 Keep Oh lawdy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:07, June 24, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Per Socky, plus it looks much better without the vandalism and red links. —Pelozurian (talk) 10:30, 24 June 2010 (UTC) Keep I did an edit sweep to remove most of the stupid, and it has enough left to probably be worked into a good article at some point, although Spike's lonely call for a theme to emerge has legs. Aleister 11:26 24 6 MMX Keep. What they said, and stuff. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:34, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Comparisons to The Onion are a touchy subject at UnNews, but today's first UnNews article takes them on, incidentally citing this article. It is hard to do a parody on an institution that is itself a parody, and this article doesn't begin. The illustration is good, suggesting that The Onion's humor is tepid, but the text, with toilet humor ("(I want balls on my face)"), historical randumbo, nonsense year numbers, use of Michael Moore, Bush, Stephen Hawking, and Limbaugh as memes, and a section on External references, containing a single link to Wikipedia, does everything wrong. Someone start from scratch--if you have a theme. Spıke ¬ 03:50 23-Jun-10 Okay. No longer does everything wrong. Spıke ¬ 12:00 24-Jun-10 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 04:02, June 23 2010 UTC
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:34, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

C.W.A

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Kerkill Unfunny and possibly vanity. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:15, June 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What he said. Especially about the possibly vanity. And the unfunny. The rest of what he said is rubbish, though. --UU - natter 09:58, Jun 24 EXTERMINATE! Per above or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 24 June 2010 Smite. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:02, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Kitten calendars

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Kerkill The IP never finished this... Thing... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:05, June 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. RabbiTechno gave it 10 minutes on the talkpage; instead it got a month and a half. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:57, 24 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter 09:54, Jun 24 Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:12, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
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New Europe

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. A strange alternate history page that's probably vanity too. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:06, 23 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Would be history-of-the-future except that author confuses his tenses. No hint of humor. Red-links suggest that an attempt to build an epic rat's nest of interlocking articles was never completed. Spıke ¬ 03:15 23-Jun-10 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:15, 23 June 2010 Delete. Dull and eminently deletable. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:51, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Crawford, Texas

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Obliterate. One look at this should tell you why. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! I skimmed through the history and it turns out the current one is the best version as of yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:21, 23 June 2010 Delete. A partisan rant. Spıke ¬ 14:41 23-Jun-10 Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:58, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
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H.A.M.

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Wibblicious bandcruft with a few lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:43, June 22, 2010 (UTC) anal animal cruelty. It is neither of high quality or of general interest. Spıke ¬ 18:49 22-Jun-10 Delete.. Knock kneed, weak in the head spoof. I understand the original item is lot funnier and doesn't wash that often either.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:43, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:33, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Kenny loggins

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Short, unloved (nothing links to it), not funny, bandcrufty junky junky junk. --UU - natter 10:19, Jun 22 Delete. Despite including one idea that I hadn't seen before - yacht rock genre - that isn't enough to save this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:22, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Kennnnnnyyyyyyyy Aleister 11:37 22 6 MMX Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:36, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Kilts Off

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. WTF? This has been here for ages, and as far as I can see has always sucked heroic amounts of balls. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:19, Jun 22 Delete. Looks like it's about a real place - or one with a similar name. I was thinking it was Scottish version of Viz: Kilts off Fer the Lassies. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:24, June 22, 2010 (UTC) inhebrieted or stupid. A collection of dumb put-downs of a strip club. Spıke ¬ 12:19 22-Jun-10 Smite. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:38, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Jin Akanishi

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. Random gubbins. --UU - natter 10:13, Jun 22 Delete. Another example of unfunny,unsubtle abuse. Won't be missed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:26, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Low-quality cyberbullying. Next show, let author carry your guitar, for Chrissakes. Spıke ¬ 12:14 22-Jun-10 Delete. Everything seems to be in place. Deletion is go! --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:38, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What they said. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:39, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
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It, the Agent of Them

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. The best thing about this is the title. Beyond that, it's Norris, list, images and little else. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:11, Jun 22 Delete. An example of the random poo on the wall drawing class. File under Kindergarten Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:27, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Spıke ¬ 12:12 22-Jun-10 Delete. They forgot the "sh". --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:36, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Hoshi Saga

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. What? There's nothing to it, and it's crap. Should have been ICU'd, but as it escaped, let's do the decent thing. --UU - natter 10:04, Jun 22 Delete. Abandoned after a first feed. Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete I saved one of the pics onto another page, which is one of the blessings and curses of VFD, we sometimes lose some good graphics into the void of unused images. Aleister 11:40 22 6 MMX Delete it before he returns and finishes it! Spıke ¬ 12:10 22-Jun-10
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KDE

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Some IP added the VFD tag to this a little while ago, but obviously didn't nom it. So I'm rectifying that, because it sucks. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:24, Jun 22 Delete. It lost me by the second word. For Junior Geeksters. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:21, June 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete Goner. Aleister 11:31 22 6 MMX Obliterate. Yeah, I get the usual "lolol replace letters with bad topical jokes", like Wii, but this is just nonsensical crap. DarkLight 16:17, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Tr00

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. Listcruft meets fanboy drooling in the parking lot of a Carcass concert. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:34, June 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is a Facebook page from an Emo. Nothing funny about it. Spıke ¬ 02:02 22-Jun-10 Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:51, 22 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Fucking list. --UU - natter 09:48, Jun 22 Delete. Belched page of crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:33, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
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What DID ever happen to Robot Jones?

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. Another stinker based on a short lived cable TV cartoon. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:45, June 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I was minded to save it but the writer had got bored with his creation. So should we. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:25, June 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Self-conscious performance art, incorrectly put inside a parody encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 02:03 22-Jun-10 Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter 09:49, Jun 22 Goner Allow me to help show this article into the light. Aleister 10:16 6 MMX
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Harvington

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. This article has gotten us into trouble as it slanders and entire community and individuals. Would be highly appretiated if it could be deleted. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ejiscool (talk • contribs) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:59, 21 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I have no problem slandering an entire community. I see no slander of real individuals. I just think the writing style is bitter and unskilled. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:40, June 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Well, who the fuck would voluntarily go there is beyond me of I'm honest." And it's all like that. Spıke ¬ 01:57 22-Jun-10
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Ken Kennedy

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. (...Delete!) —Pelozurian (talk) 05:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. So Kennedy has an affectation of shouting the final word in any sentence a second time. This joke is repeated 14 times before the Table of Contents. Acknowledging Happytimes's reason for abstaining, this is simply one ugly article. Spıke ¬ 10:45 20-Jun-10 Delete. It hurts the eyes (a saying I picked up from ©Spike). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:02, June 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is terrible, but so is "ethnic" genocide, so it's an easy call to make. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:36, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. This is terrible, but so is "pro" wrestling so it's a hard call to make.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:33 (UTC)

Democratic

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete and redirect to Democrat Party, which is slightly better. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Very poorly written. When the author tries to rise above the level of listcruft, he finds he doesn't know anything and tries to make that the joke. "well actually no one really knows." Whenever my UnNews stories contain links to Democrat Party or Democratic, it is because of the part of speech called for, and not because I ever want the reader to go to this page, so the redirection works for me. Spıke ¬ 03:24 20-Jun-10 Delete. The best thing about that article was the caption I added to the Roosevelt picture: Now days pubic hair is kept in check by shaving, and no longer cripples long-time sufferers.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:43 (UTC) Delete. Diapers Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:04, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Revolutiontendo

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Random weird console semi-bashing. Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 17:47, June 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another lame attempt by a gamer to animate an article by merely invoking wild concepts (military conspiracy! anti-terrorism! sexual campaign!) without saying anything about them or above all tying them together. Repeatedly lurches into listcruft. Spıke ¬ 17:53 20-Jun-10 Delete. Pretty incoherent, as well.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 06:21, June 20 2010 UTC Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:58, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
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CSI: Miami

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Pretty badly written, considering how great the show is. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC) Recyclewrite. and it might be ok. (But not by me, I'd strangle it in a dark alley.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:30 (UTC) Delete. Author tries to prove he's cooler than the show. "Better to be quiet and be thought a fool, than" to write an article and remove all doubt. Spıke ¬ 10:49 20-Jun-10 Delete. Pretty badly written, considering how terrible and worthy of parody the show is. Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 17:43, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This looks like a better revision, though it's not that much better. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:19, 20 June 2010

Democratic Republic of Democratica

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	wut? —Pelozurian (talk) 00:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. The history suggests this article took more than a single study-hall period to bang out, but there's no reason it should have. A country created by someone who comes no closer to statecraft than mastery of put-downs. Spıke ¬ 03:27 20-Jun-10  Against. I'm all for removing Benson related material.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:47 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:08, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
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HowTo:Avoid Misplacement

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. If you put yourself into the Batfuck Insane frame of mind this 2006 article is quite hilarious and insightful. Recommended reading for all IP's.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 17:15 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Obliterate. The funniest part was when I added the VFD template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:38, 19 June 2010 Delete. I don't normally patrol the HowTo namespace, but this thing is a sandbox. Spıke ¬ 09:15 19-Jun-10 What the hell is this?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 04:10, June 19 2010 UTC Delete. I got the joke, but I didn't laugh. —Pelozurian (talk) 17:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:59, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Possessed

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Obliterate. Fucking list. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.I fear that ICU template at the bottom of the page will interfere with a clean delete but hope this dies regardless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:15, June 20, 2010 (UTC)  Against. I think the author was possessed by an IP & is also not cool enough for school.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:28 (UTC) Destroy Frankly this article is about as good as an extended Fisher Price without the in-jokes. DarkLight 08:54, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Squidbillies

Score: 1
Keep (4)	Keep. If hard rewrite by John Lydon is done as noted below. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:14, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Keep. If what Al says is true. Also, Al, you should have voted keep and explained that, rather than messing about with the score. Engage brain before hitting save. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:35, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Exactly what Al said --—John Lydon 17:43, June 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Because there's no point in deleting it. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:38, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. On a long trip to nowhere with nothing funny in the tank and no content in the trunk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:50, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pure listcruft, about nothing, and written in the first person. Spıke ¬ 18:00 12-Jun-10 Delete. Calamari party anyone? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:00 PM 6/12/10 Delete.. It has no tentacles. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:41, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. fucking gibberish - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:09, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	John Lydon is replacing this page with his poo contest entry soon, with the blessings of its creator. So this nom is moot moot mooted. Aleister 22:31 12 6 MMX Okay, can I please ask everyone to not nominate articles here if there is already a rewrite ready to replace it? I'm saying this because UN:CW is coming up and I really, really don't want to see several articles come on here. Just replace the current page with your rewrite. If it's crap, somebody will revert it in due time. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:49, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Montblanc

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete.For those who don't know, Montblanc is a Final Fantasy character who appears in Final Fantasy XII, Tactics Advance, and Tactics A2. The page starts off okay, but like a rotting vegetable, it becomes less appealing and becomes really difficult to get into (and this is coming from someone who listens to Sunn O)))). --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:05 PM 6/18/10 Delete. Then you know more than I do, but it's still clearly a low-quality article. Spıke ¬ 22:59 18-Jun-10  Meh. —Pelozurian (talk) 17:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I defer to an expert. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:25, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Lucaslucasnovalucas had vandalized {{Yodastub}}, seen at the top of this article, I guess to grouse about getting reverted here (or on some other calling page). Spıke ¬ 23:05 18-Jun-10 Honestly though, Montblanc plays a relatively insignificant role in the games he appears in. So I can't see much to write about besides the fact that he owns a clan and he's a black mage. He is cute though. This article on the other hand, isn't. --Wilytank 17:56, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Chevrolet Camaro

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Things got iffy when the Camaro was portrayed as something magical. When it became something fuckable the article clearly went off the rails. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:24, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per CMC--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 05:39, June 18 2010 UTC Delete. The Camaro is cooler than this author is trying to become by using it. His version of the Ten Commandments does for me just what parodies of Christmas carols into product jingles does. Spıke ¬ 22:53 18-Jun-10 Delete. Camaro Goblin? Seriously? SERIOUSLY!? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:48 AM 6/19/10 Delete. Got no idea what this car is really like but this is crap of the first order. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:34, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Oak Hills Christian College

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	I've recently gone on a war against Chuck Norris references, and have found a couple of pretty bad pages. It has no mainspace links. It's kind of in-jokey, because I have a feeling that this was written by a student that disliked the school and wrote this. Oak Hills is a small town in Minnesota, so this really isn't necessary to have. It hasn't been edited since April (besides my de-Chucking today. )Most importantly, it's random and unfunny. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 09:34, June 18 2010 UTC Obliterate. Just because it's schoolcruft. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:36 PM 6/18/10 EXTERMINATE! Not because it's schoolcruft, but because it's just crap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 19 June 2010 Delete. It's clearly both, so I don't have to take a stand. Also: No photos; tries to find humor in single-sex dorms and libido of college students: Passé. Spıke ¬ 09:13 19-Jun-10
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North-South Pole War

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Keep (1)	kEEP This is a good concept with nice pics, just needs some work. I'll do some of that right now by just pushing the "edit" button and deleting the "See also" section, and make some of then numbers less stupid. This one has very good possibilities. Aleister 9:50 18 6 MMX p.s. I did some editing, and will get back to it. Savable and even fun. Thanks Socky. This seems to be a hated page, spit on it and bottom of the bootheel, so I'll put this on my user space for those rainy nights to come when "Dexter" or "Curb YE" isn't on the tube and everyone is warm in their beds. Aleister 18:49 18 6 MMX Keep. Aleister seems eager to work on this, and in the mean time, it's not hurting anyone. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:50, 18 June 2010
Delete (5)	Delete. This is so bad I kind of with it was a Wacky War Story. If you replace the words "penguins" "polar bears" and "Santa" with something sensible like "rebels" "marines" and "general" is reads like a bad but completely straight up high school history paper. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:25, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Burn The "See Also" section (links to Jesus and Your Mom) sums up the random idiocy of this article perfectly. DarkLight 08:36, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Al, discretion is the better part of article-rescue. Anyone who clicks on "X goes to war with Y" (or, on UnNews, "X sues Y") knows what they are in for: randumbo. I'll rescind if you not just improve the typography but come up with a clever reason for this article to exist. Spıke ¬ 12:59 18-Jun-10 Nah, this is one I'll work on, it's fun, there's a core to keep and the rest I could jettison, and I've got some ideas already. If it gets huffed I'll take it on userspace, and can even do that now if you want to huff the thing. Al 14:31 18 6 MMX p.s. I'd like to do a full treatment on this, I wish it were conservation week or whatever that is coming up. Santa must not be allowed to fall! Delete. Template randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:29, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Back in 1337, Chuck Norris and Mr T had a war against grues and the Soviet army... --SadisticWolf 15:44, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I saved it to my user space, and will work at my leisure (finish it in September of 2015?). Delete away, war pages come and go but there is only one North-South Pole War (a.k.a. The Cold War) Aleister 18:45 18 6 MMX

Chuck Norris vs. MacGyver

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Delete (5)	CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESUM!!1!! This is listy and unfunny maximized, and considering the concept, it has very little chance for redemption. Some parts of this were bearable, but that thing about somebody's giant anus was the last straw. Course, the tolerable parts may be enough to keep this. What do I know?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 05:37, June 18 2010 UTC Delete. For obvious reasons. --Wilytank 19:12, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:00, 18 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I double-checked but there are no good versions in this lame article's history. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:57, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Wacky War between two memes. About as useful as a description of last night's dreams; also, not funny. Spıke ¬ 22:47 18-Jun-10
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Montanian War of 2008

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Delete (6)	Delete. The war on Wacky War Stories never ends. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:15, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Vaporize 'Jesse Ventura said "fuck this country, it's the only one in the fucking world were you invade a fucking island because the fucking moron president can't fuck his little jailbait"': Someone remind this guy what Uncyclopedia Rule #1 is. DarkLight 08:51, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ooh, Montana "sucseeded" [sic] from the United States. Spıke ¬ 13:02 18-Jun-10 Delete. Goodbye war cruft.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 03:33, June 18 2010 UTC I declare war on warcruft against the nations of Nauru, Syria, Iran and Asskickingland. FUCK! --SadisticWolf 15:45, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Craptastic. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Raving Rabbids

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Delete (6)	Delete. A badly planned pop culture muddle with a heavy taint of cliché. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:15, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Trash I can't think of any way in which this article could be made remotely good. Also, listcruft creeping in at the end. DarkLight 08:55, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The only thing here anyone could relate to is its frequent return to memes. Spıke ¬ 13:04 18-Jun-10 Delete. Someone could make this good. Whoever wrote this didn't.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 03:35, June 18 2010 UTC Delete.. Kids-at-work. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:45, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Listcruft, grues, strikethrough, quotes, describing how awesome the subject of the article is, and over-use of an unfunny joke (in this case, AAAA). --SadisticWolf 15:47, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Spacewar

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Delete (5)	Delete. How did this survive to be 5 years old? Bad concept stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:05, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Incinerate ^What the Count said. Although I liked the pictures. DarkLight 08:57, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oddly, not about war at all. Nor anything else. If someone wants to write an article with this name, they will use nothing here. Spıke ¬ 13:13 18-Jun-10 Delete. Awful is just the tip of the iceberg.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 03:36, June 18 2010 UTC Delete.. Just shit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:42, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Gulf War III

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Delete (3)	Delete. Classic acute case of Wacky War Story. Set decades in the future? Check Internet references? Check Nuclear Hovercrafts? Check Chuck Norris? Surprisingly, no, but the rest of that crap is there. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:57, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate Not just a Wacky War Story, but a Wacky War Story featuring Linux, herrings, eBaum's World, YTMND, and more herrings. DarkLight 09:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author is too proud of himself for inventing a history-of-the-future uncreatively revolving around the Bush family. Otherwise, the Count has done the checklist. Spıke ¬ 13:11 18-Jun-10 Delete. More used diapers in the sandbox. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:31, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Bucketfish

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Delete (6)	Delete. Listening to someone justify why they wrote this article would be far, far more interesting the article itself could ever be. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:08, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Seconded Delete and replace with the author's explanation if possible. If not, just get rid of it. DarkLight 09:11, June 18, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Deplorable to a fault. --Wilytank 12:24, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What are we gonna do with that amazing picture though? —Pelozurian (talk) 12:27, 18 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. The explanation: A 9-year-old in an American public school was asked to pick a word and write an essay on it; and the only theme that came to mind was the "political coupe" [sig] of George Bush. Spıke ¬ 12:39 18-Jun-10 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:47, 18 June 2010
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Rock Wars of 2050

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Delete (5)	Delete. If the quality of an article could be determined by how many consecutive musical groups you can write down this would be the article of the decade. Alas, nothing in the real world works that way and this article is a tedious gauntlet of Wacky War on a grand scale. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC) ANNIHILATE "Four bright CD's of all new material then dropped out of the sky like an atomic bomb. Aguilera, having no idea what this sign in the sky meant, meanwhile walked over to them and attempted to pick them up, when she was suddenly assimilated into what came to be the almighty Chinese Democracy appearing from the sky, all was silent as Slash unleashed it upon the earth, piercing with it's guitar driven melodies and Buckethead like ownage": 'nuff said. DarkLight 08:27, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ugly, long, interminable sections, given that they don't say anything. I know this is satire, but any serious article stemming from a decision by Viacom/MTV to kill its lifeblood should at least invent an explanation. Spıke ¬ 12:42 18-Jun-10 Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:47, 18 June 2010 Delete.  Feature the talkpage though. —Pelozurian (talk) 13:11, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Yeah, I can beat that. I survived reading Rock Wars of 2050. The writer sucks the cock of the rock genre so hard it'll take a team of crack salon shampooers to untangle the gordian knot of moustache and pubes. Why are there so many insecure rock fans out there that need to deride every other musical genre?--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Lithium Wars

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Delete (4)	Delete. I hope you like or hate Wacky War Stories because guess what I typed in the search box?--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Kill Garbage. DarkLight 08:31, June 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A cosmic death match among Trekkies? There's no way to make this work. Spıke ¬ 12:51 18-Jun-10 Delete. Author seems to be slightly illiterate. —Pelozurian (talk) 13:23, 18 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Detention and you will be blasted out of this school in the direction of E.D.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:24, June 18, 2010 (UTC) DarkLight, this is the new, improved VFD; remember to bump those totals. Spıke ¬ 12:51 18-Jun-10
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Survival Horror

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Delete (4)	Delete. Facty and dull. No funny. Plus not edited since about 2006, no pics, no links to it, and no point. --UU - natter 15:45, Jun 17 Delete. "Survival horror is well known for...and many have become cliches." Not to mention the pompous style, mostly in the intro, to try to sound encyclopedic. This is mostly a jaunty but not funny description of video gaming in general. Spıke ¬ 15:52 17-Jun-10 Delete. Perhaps had half an idea. The rest of it was never delivered..and now...send in bulldozers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:47, June 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:20, June 17 2010 UTC
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Spelingg an grama

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Delete (4)	Delete. Yes, yes, what a funny and original idea, I never saw that coming. And wow, isn't it even funnier that it's pretty well impossible to read? The fact that nothing links to it and it's had next to no edits in several years attests to its popularity. So can we get rid? --UU - natter 15:42, Jun 17 What the hell is this crap? to quote the template. A misspelled article about misspelling (whose misspelled title mostly keeps anyone from selecting it), like all articles in the Deliberately Bad category, breaks the encyclopedia canon and needs to be very good. This one is not much more than a short test on writing in the alphabet the author has invented. Spıke ¬ 15:48 17-Jun-10 Delete.- I don't mind this too much as an article, but this concept has been used too many times. Sorry.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:13, June 17 2010 UTC Delete. Writing rubbish requires skill. This example is just rubbish rubbish - the worst sort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:50, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Wegal Van Schnootinbug

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Delete (4)	Delete. WTF? A quick Google brings back little more than this page, suggesting some kind of odd vanity. I detect no funny and consider this an oddity we can well do without. --UU - natter 11:25, Jun 17 Delete. Rape. Nonsense year numbers. A pointless, rambling biography of a made-up character of no interest to anyone. Did you find this by continuing alphabetically from the recently deleted Wegmans, or through the red-links? Spıke ¬ 13:23 17-Jun-10 Nope. Special:LonelyPages. --UU - natter 14:41, Jun 17 Delete. Per Spike.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:15, June 17 2010 UTC Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia (Remedial Class A). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
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World war π

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Delete (4)	Delete. Dull. Random. Bad idea. Not edited for years, not linked from anywhere. Get rid. --UU - natter 11:17, Jun 17 Delete. When you try this hard to break the encyclopedia schtick--from nonsense numbers, including the one in the title, to admissions, starting in the intro that the subject is nonexistent/unimportant, to Wacky War via misunderstood joke--all that is left is author self-celebration. Spıke ¬ 13:17 17-Jun-10 Ugh.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:15, June 17 2010 UTC Delete.. If the value of π is infinite , the value of this is finite. It's crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:56, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Claudio Sanchez

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Delete (4)	wut? —Pelozurian (talk) 08:31, 17 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Seems like crappy bandcruft to me. --UU - natter 11:19, Jun 17 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:16, June 17 2010 UTC Delete.. For the dumbest kid in the class this will be a killer. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:57, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Selected Work List

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Delete (4)	Obliterate. Not very good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:56, 16 June 2010 Hurts my eyes. Turn off the boldfacing. This is solid listcruft, with an intro that explains the author's travails and uses nonsense numbers. Punny transformations of song titles are not the basis of any bandcruft idea, though this article has some funny lines that could be woven into prose. "Professor" Peter Schickele's "P.D.Q. Bach" executed this type of humor much better. Spıke ¬ 14:10 16-Jun-10 Delete. Friggin' list. --UU - natter 11:20, Jun 17 Delete. The reason is in the title, basically.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:17, June 17 2010 UTC
Comments	Abstain. It least it isn't Star Wars...don't know. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:41, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

We're All In This Together (Sketch)

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Delete (4)	Delete. Some kind of schoolcruft, it would appear. Shouldn't have hung around as long as it has. Can we get rid? --UU - natter 11:29, Jun 17 yep --Wilytank 11:38, June 17, 2010 (UTC) yep Uncyclopedia did not need a report on which stereotype each of your classmates fits. Spıke ¬ 13:20 17-Jun-10 Goodbye vanity. Do us a favor and take your friends with you.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 05:14, June 17 2010 UTC
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Drifting

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Keep (5)	Weak Keep Upon looking at the article an entire section was copied and another section was total crap. With a quick but judicious liposuction I think the article is now above the huff threshold, if just by a few centimeters. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:17, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Abstain. I gave a light further edit of the start. Still seems like punks celebrating misbehavior, which doesn't strike me as funny. Spıke ¬ 15:17 10-Jun-10 Keep. Not really bad enough. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 3:55 PM 6/10/10 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:15, 10 June 2010 Keep. Not good, but not shit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:18, June 16, 2010 (UTC) For. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:50, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Obliterate. Very very bad. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:44, 10 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Love,   Delete.. What is this all about? Still looks like a car crash to me. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:40, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (Formerly Abstain above.) Still needs a thorough grammar edit. And, for what? Spıke ¬ 23:33 10-Jun-10 Delete. Bleah. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100616 - 01:04 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. 5-5 after one week. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:45, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Windows Error Edition

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Delete (4)	Delete. Stub teams up with painfully obvious joke to fight quality, humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:11, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It would not be hard to find and ridicule real shortcomings of a real Microsoft product. But that would be effort. This isn't. Spıke ¬ 00:51 13-Jun-10 Delete.. Stub it out - right out! Right?. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:39, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 11:22, Jun 17
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Article 58

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Delete (4)	What is this? --SirIsaac 13:55, June 15, 2010 (UTC) It is, I presume, a nearly literal rendition of a foreign constitution (on a foreign keyboard), brought here as a form of political dissent. Recasting it to Mickey Mouse doesn't make it funny, and probably won't keep the author out of the Gulag. Spıke ¬ 16:18 15-Jun-10 It appears... not funny. *blank look* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100615 - 20:09 (UTC) Delete. Per my nooblet. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:35, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
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Sparta

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Delete (4)	Kick down a well and replace with Hyperbole's rewrite. Then we can feature it and never allow such a crappy article about Sparta to invade Uncyclopedia again. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:47, 15 June 2010 What he said. Hyperbole's version is a masterful take on actual history; the mainspace article's only theme is that one of the letters in Sparta is an Uncyclopedia meme; it also mistakes gore for humor. Spıke ¬ 13:15 15-Jun-10 Oh... gods... um, what they said. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100615 - 20:11 (UTC) Delete. Per Socky. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:38, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Does this need to be voted on? Hype did a rewrite, but kept it in user space re PLS. Why not just do cut and paste of the page over here? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 07:45, Jun 16 2010 UTC Because. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:46, 16 June 2010 (UTC) Isn't it obvious? Because I want to erase this bad memory from Uncyclopedia's hard disk. Also, something about not messing up Hyperbole's authorship or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:48, 16 June 2010 Forget what I just said. Paizuri's response is way more laconic-witty. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:50, 16 June 2010 Mission accomplished. Thank you, ChiefjusticeDS. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:17, 16 June 2010

Heavysaber

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Delete (4)	Obliterate. How do you spell randumbo? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:30 AM 6/13/10 Delete. The babbling finally devolves to babbling about the editing process, or banter between editors. No work in the last two years except the addition of a Captain Obvious quote. Spıke ¬ 14:36 13-Jun-10 Delete.. The moment any article mentions Star Wars related cobblers, I mark it down for the firing squad. This can be happily marched up to a wall - and as it is so lame, there will be no reprieve. Sentence will be carried out without a blindfold. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:33, June 13, 2010 (UTC) ...yeah. Delete. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100615 - 20:26 (UTC)
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Hey you

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Delete (4)	Delete. This is crazy, illogical crap. It escaped QVFD/ICU because it's so old, so we might as well get rid of it this way. There's probably another way to get rid of things like this, but I'm clueless and trying to do my homework while nominating this page.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 12:29, June 15 2010 UTC Delete. As this is in-character crap--that is, role-playing rather than funny, I expect there will be a couple of votes to save it, from people looking for the next Uncyclopedia in-joke. If we huff this quickly, the in-joke could be one involving skill. Spıke ¬ 02:15 15-Jun-10 Delete. Originally it wasn't very bad, but the history suggests that if we keep this IPs will continue to make it worse. --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 02:20, June 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. All hands to the bilge pump to flush this one out!--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:26, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Dave Matthews Band

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Delete (4)	Obliterate. "The band was formed in 1991 by bartendr and college drop-out Dave Matthews, who was clever enough to foresee that the band’s fan base would be too lazy to say a proper band name, and simply refer to catching the 'Dave' show last week." If this isn't deleted, there is a god. Love,   Delete on account of the band blowing so badly. Or so I've heard (cock). Also, his last name is my first name. I feel that it is a direct insult towards me. I have never been more offended in my life. --Roman Dog Bird 07:39, June 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And never come back! --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 07:44, June 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Band cruft. Dull and full of typos or 'rabid giraffes'. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:39, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Fly the copter

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Delete (4)	Delete. Fly the copter is a flash game in the most minimal sense of the word. It takes a lot of creativity and writing skill to flesh something like that out. That skill and creativity is notably absent here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:05, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Section 1: vanity. Section 2: nonsense numbers, first person, more vanity. Section 3: a parade of memes. Aleister, please don't waste your time trying to save this one. Spıke ¬ 00:57 13-Jun-10 Delete. Pretty stupid. --Wilytank 14:25, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. The first paragraph is enough to have this one dragged out of here and ejected in the direction of E.D. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:36, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Banana bread

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Keep (5)	Rewrote and edited I think I saved this one with an extensive operation (nurse, wipe my brow), and I saved the good parts, enhanced the better parts, and enlarged the great pic at the start of the page. Please have another look. Thanks, now I need a drink and a hooker. Aleister 3:30 8 6 MMX Keep. Per Ally's enhancements. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:29, 11 June 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 11 June 2010 weak keep.... it has banana in the title.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 03:12 (UTC) So that is a banana in your signature and not a condom. Spıke ¬ 17:16 12-Jun-10 Yes, a condom would be red silly.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 17:59 (UTC) Keep. Because, as illustrated, new users or IPs are likely to recreate this article in much worse shape than it is now. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:50, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. Equal parts list, wibble and ramble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:02, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Now go and play in the kitty litter you rascally writer.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:48, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Gratuitous use of <math> is another classic hint that the author is about to prove his mastery of Mediawiki, as opposed to amusing anyone. Spıke ¬ 03:06 8-Jun-10 Rescinded after Aleister's second try. New intro elevates article to childish listcruft that would not have been nominated for VFD. Spıke ¬ 19:54 8-Jun-10 Delete. Doesn't look better. Sorry, Al. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:55 AM 6/8/10 From whence do you view thou computer's fine screen? Perchance a dustcloth wilt surfice, or a brush of thy hand swipeth the motes. Al des chains 13:00 8 6 MMX Delete, again. "I have mixed feelings about bread, myself." But no mixed feelings about the chatty, vulgar overhaul of this page by Horace Donald Westenchester. Spıke ¬ 18:29 11-Jun-10
Comments	Did even more editing through my tears after Wilytank's abusive and hurtful remarks, now it's trimmed down to basics and with some funny, and can now be built up again. I will continue to work on it, pinky promise. The question for saving from the reaper here is would the page, as it presently exists, have been put up for VFD, and I would grant nary a quarter in saying nah. The opening pic alone should save it, imnho, and the rest built around that pic's storyline. Whiskey calls. Aleister 19:30 8 6 MMX I don't want to upset you Aleister but now it looks like a stub. I think the gangrene on this one had gone too far even for your radical surgery. I suggest we switch off the life support. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:03, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Some new user rewrote the whole thing and took out the recipe, one of the pics, and most of the storyline. I don't know what version you saw, but maybe you'll like the rewrite better. Revert? Stay as it is. I dunno, and I duncare. But we have to save the pic of the Devil, so I'll put it on Funnybony's talk page or somewhere else. Aleister 17:34 11 6 MMX Per Spike, I reverted the page and edited a bit more. I'll keep on it, and keep the page's theme and storyline protected from the rabble, and try to expand it from what may be considered a stub. Somebody should bake me a loaf of Banana Bread for doing this, and serve it hot. ummmmmm. Aleister 18:43 11 6 MMX Kept --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:18, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

The Greco-Turkish War of 2008

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Delete (4)	Delete. Memes team up with celebrities to fight the Wackiest War EVAR!!!!!!!11111 --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:23, June 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Almost automatic vote. I did read it. Not the whole thing, just until Section 7 Stage V, Bear with us here, it's almost over, sort off Spıke ¬ 01:49 13-Jun-10 Delete. I wanted to throw up when I read this one...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 02:00, June 13 2010 UTC Delete. By the time I finished this article I almost forgot why I had started reading it. Now to forget the article...-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:18, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
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