Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive244

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Category:UnNews archives

Score: 5
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ;D Equivamp 04:23, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, um, can we get rid of this already? We have date categories for this stuff, and besides, it's messing with special pages' results. Probably article count, too.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 02:49 Jun 11, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Yeah, sure... --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:23, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not even funny -- The Zombiebaron 04:23, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I'm really not sure what these are for, but they seem redundant considering the categories. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:41, 11 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:51, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cloogs up too much important stuff --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:19, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Question since it's on-topic here. Are UnNews pages being counted into the overall article count? Thought this was one of the things people agreed on on one of the recent three dozen forums on changes to the wiki, but I can't keep track. Aleister 10:16 11-6-'11
    Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:05, 11 June 2011

Red Page

Score: 3
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ;D Equivamp 04:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (4)
  1. It's red alright, but not funny. Talk Mattsnow 02:27, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ha. Ha. Ha. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:40, 11 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Red's not a funny color, now chartreuse... chartreuse is a funny color. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:18, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and redirect to Red --Mn-z 02:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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The Answer

Score: 2
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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ;D Equivamp 04:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (3)
  1. So random that it sucks, in my view. Talk Mattsnow 02:23, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Balls. -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 03:01, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nothing really here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:44, 11 June 2011
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I like Equivamp's ability to read all the articles here in less than 3 minutes and vote to keep them all lol Talk Mattsnow 05:07, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

The Great Bank Robbery

Score: 3
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg He is the very model of a modern major-general! I dunno, I kinda like it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:32 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mistakes the use of recognizable pop culture figures in altered situations for actual humor, it's the Meet The Spartans/Family Guy syndrome. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:58, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg DERPlete --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:43, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Curiously, if you replace Larry King with George Clooney, this starts looking just a bit like an attempted mockery of Batman & Robin. --Sloublues 14:39, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Blah. Insert actual reason from above here. Or something about randomness. Or a cake. I like cake. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:49, 10 June 2011
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Fogell McLovin

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:03, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My eyes are bleeding. -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 19:09, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Much like :3Heh heh:3. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:44, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kill this at once. --Elassint 14:55, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Clone-Communist War

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Clowns vs. Canadians vs. ???, overuse of Russian Reversal. It's just another wacky war story in the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:48, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Yuk. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:42, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Everyone's favorite varieties of Insta-HumorTM all rolled into one. Wacky war, gays, gheys, rainbows and Russian Reversals. This stuff has all been done an infinite number of times before. Make it go away. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:41 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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1994 Bloodbath World Cup

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article of nothing but tedious lists and filler. If you replace the word "kill" with "score" or "point" it's an exact replica of a normal sports score report. Also, count how many times the article TELLS you that what you're reading is boring.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:00, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like wikipedia -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 19:14, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Pyromania ensues... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:40, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I've never been a fan of these. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:48, 10 June 2011
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I just can't bring myself to vote to delete something in which someone spent such a ridiculous amount of time on. It's even formatted properly... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:45 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
    • Jarring your feces for a decade and meticulously sorting the jars by date, size and color also takes a ridiculous amount of time and effort, but no amount of effort will make you not a lunatic who stores his own poop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:18, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
      • Touché Count, touché. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:06 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
        • Bastards! I have been doing that for years. I was told there was a payback dammit. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:58, Jun 10
          • Look on the bright side, in case you need a specific type of poop you'll know exactly where to get it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:03, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
            • I abstain too, I agree with Sly Fox, I tend to be merciful myself for such an effort, + it made me laugh a bit even though I don't know shit about the teams and I think after some clean-up edits by someone who knows soccer, it could be good. Talk Mattsnow 20:36, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Thainglish

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This one is actually quite smart. I'll add stuff later, and maybe polish it up a bit, but even now a lot of work has gone into it. Maybe Funnybony can take a look, he knows Thailand like the back of his back, and since it's set there it can include some more local jokets. Aleister 12:22 9-6-'11
    p.s. I've expanded it, added pics and enlarged the storyline. It may not be feature worthy but iz maybe not VFD worthy anymore. 00:51 10-6-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Aleister has done it again! What was once tedious cruft is now an enjoyable read. Well worth keeping now. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:41 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 06:50, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Aleister wrecked it so much with his edits that we have to keep this as an exemple of "what not to do." :D Talk Mattsnow 20:38, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2005 cruft --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:38, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kill it --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 08:55, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'd say it goes nowhere, but it doesn't even go. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:18, 9 June 2011
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG EAT. GO. GIRL. Translation: utter shite. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:22 June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Oktoberfest. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:38, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:41, Jun 10

Whup-Ass

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Its twin was just acquitted on VFD. But this one is nothing more than a duplicate of that "phat" one--and a random, memey one at that. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:45 June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Show no mercy.--!0German flag.png - BigDuck 06:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:12, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:18, 9 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Open it. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:37, Jun 9
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only things funny on the page were a couple images. Dubya in a can... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:36, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Niels Bohr

Score: 8
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and stupid. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 09:41, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid and short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:13, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who are you guys talking about? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:11, Jun 8
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid and Not Even Funny. --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 03:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm surprised that when it was created, it was never on QVFD. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:07, 9 June 2011
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Burn it! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:48 June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. charizards. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:15, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Random... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:18, 9 June 2011
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Doctor Folkenstein

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2005 cruft --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:52, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:06, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A Cap'n Ben article. Not often these are seen at VFD... Sound when created, but showing its age these days. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:09, Jun 8
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 09:00, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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David Sereda

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I kinda lost interest in this when reading "having failed every year between 1840-1968" suggests that this is another sneaky piece of shit. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:02, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and pants. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:02, Jun 8
  3. OFF WITH THE HEAD! --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 03:34, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Objection

Score: 6
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  1. Single use template, and it has deprecated tags apparently. Easy delete-copy-paste job. Jackofspades.png (talk) 00:38, 8 June 2011
  2. Doesn't even have the fucking Phoenix Wright picture seriously put in some damn effort. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:42, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. looks like an illogicopedia reject. --Mn-z 02:08, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:22, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:07, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Oh, come on! --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:11, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Brown Moses

Score: -4
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  1. Strong, strong keep. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:38, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep did you check this before nominating? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:43, Jun 7
  3. Amazing Jackofspades.png (talk) 00:36, 8 June 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 02:09, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. My poor, poor article. :/ Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:08, 8 June 2011
  6. Keep More abusing of VFD. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:39, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:00, 7 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know what you guys are playing at. This is fucking awful. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:04, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:05, Jun 8

VFD-padlock.png Panty Shot

Score: -1
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  1. I remember a young me liking this. Can't fathom why. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:53, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Eh? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:57, Jun 7
Delete (1)
  1. Just not good. Could become good, but it ain't at this rate. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:11, 7 June 2011
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  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:53, Jun 8

VFD-padlock.png Desert Eagle

Score: 0
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  1. Keep It was very badly formatted so I cleaned it up a little and I actually think it has enough good ideas and I like the 'style' it's written in which work for what it is... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:37, Jun 7
Delete (1)
  1. This appears to be missing an article. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:51, 7 June 2011
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  • Kept UN:N apparently. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:50, Jun 8

VFD-padlock.png Decimal

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. I kinda like it. It's a stub with some potential and it already has some wordplay going on. I have added more of the same, plus a section, and cleaned up the mechanics. --Sloublues 18:00, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Needs more attention, and pics but the concept is sound and it's not offensive enough to delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:28, Jun 7
Delete (1)
  1. I have no idea what's going on here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:46, 7 June 2011
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  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:42, Jun 8

VFD-padlock.png Lupus

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Getting some fresh lupus jokes from kevillips to improve it. --Stilicho 22:48, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. see if a bit of coaching can turn this into something people will read aloud to their grandchildren. Perhaps slap a needs work tag on it. stilicho is motivated to improve it.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:51, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sure. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:47, Jun 8
Delete (2)
  1. Too old for ICU... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:50, 7 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. It's good prose, but there are no jokes at all. Talk Mattsnow 03:07, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ain't much to reccomend this for, except the dump. Dumpity dump for Lupus. Aleister 3:15 7-6-'11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:26, Jun 7 MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:47, Jun 8
Comments

The last few edits made the article funnier, and Stilichio genuinely seems to want to improve it, so I change my vote to abstain. Talk Mattsnow 23:49, June 7, 2011 (UTC)


  • Kept For now... Needs attention to meat it out a bit more still. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:47, Jun 8

Abbie Einstein

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How this survived, I will never know...
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like Huff man... more like. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:38, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Vigilance. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:16, 7 June 2011
  4. Per Chicago Seven, where at least Abbie is treated like the wizard he was. Aleister 12:04 7-6-'11
  5. delete. Talk Mattsnow 16:13, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Baguette2

Score: 5
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  1. This is even worse than the other one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:21, 7 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:55, 7 June 2011
  3. wat --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:39, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. C'est la merde. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:25, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. <citation needed> Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:38, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)
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Bumhug

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. bleuhbleuhbleuhblarg... *Flushes toilet* Talk Mattsnow 03:47, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yup, bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:14, 7 June 2011
  3. Hug this bum, mister. Aleister 12:08 7-6-'11
  4. --Bum Violator 14:10, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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New York, Mexico

Score: 5
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  1. What is this? Talk Mattsnow 03:12, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 03:17, 7 June 2011 \
  3. Dumpity dump dump, da dump. Aleister 3:18 7-6-'11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:12, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yup, nobody cares about this place. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:59, 7 June 2011
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Terry Bogard

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny gamercruft that alternated between random, corny and about a dozen unnecessary quotes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:10, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:12, 6 June 2011
  3. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:52, 7 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:23, Jun 7
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Timonthy A. Turner

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Verbal puke puddle. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:09, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:10, 6 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 02:38, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That's pretty bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:05, 7 June 2011
  5. Ugh.gif Ugh. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should put it in an Uncyclopedia article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:24, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Cedric Diggory

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is just really stupid. The closest thing to a joke is that the guy who played Cedric Diggory in one of the Harry Potter sequels went on to play Edward in Twilight a few years later and even that opening is handled really poorly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:20, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:11, 6 June 2011
  3. Aye... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:57, 7 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:39, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:UnPoetia

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  1. Considering the current size of UnPoetia (it's definitely its own project at this point), this is misleading at best. Not that anyone's likely to find it, considering what links to it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:58, 5 June 2011
  2. Per Lyrtithyia or however the name is spelled. Aleister 13:53 5-6-'11
  3. Lyrithythyrilythya Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:39, 5 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:15, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Redundant. Wait, this is just to delete the one linking page, right? Delete as long as the rest of UnPoetia is not up for deletion! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:28 June 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and redirect to UnPoetia:Main Page --Mn-z 01:18, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png UnPoetia: I am the Calculator

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  1. Added pic and another line or two. Aleister 13:52 5-6-'11
    p.s. And then CandidToaster completely rewrote it. Nice work! 20:15 5-6
  2. I am the operator with my pocket calculator. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:35, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. EH!? Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:37, 5 June 2011

  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:24, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:35, 5 June 2011
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#Just curious of the provenance of this as this work appears to be a single edit by a passing anon IP. Seems just a tad suspicious. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:19, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Should have checked the history more carefully. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:24, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

  • That works too. Nice. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:17, 5 June 2011

Battle of Oscar Wilde

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. wacky wiki-warfare with Wilde. --Mn-z 02:06, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:38, 5 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Consign to the dumper.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:26, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
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The Un-Wiki War and all subpages

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  1. Kill this shit. Bad article that attracts a lot of bad user and IP edits. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:05, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yes Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:51, 5 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. all articles about wikis waging war --Mn-z 02:03, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:18, 5 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:26, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Live Forever

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  1. Delete Fails HTBFANJS with an unprecedented vengeance. "Prank call a known ex-child molester or ex-rapist and tell them to go rape their mother" is one example on how to 'Live Forever'. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:29, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Forever Young! I want to be forever young... Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:21, 4 June 2011
  3. Aye... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:04, 5 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:28, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Since Gamma himself concurs with the consensus that it is awful, I say go ahead and burn it. Then we can roast marshmallows. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:10 June 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Yet again, We've got another example of a bad article I wrote a bad article as a n00b here. That's why I mooch from others and rewrite articles that are worse than this one. This was one of my worst attempts at getting an award template yet. I'm still trying to figure out why this hadn't been deleted yet... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:27, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Mischa Barton

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid random stub. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:42, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:20, 4 June 2011
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg Huh? Who exactly is this person? The article gives very few clues as to who she actually is, and truth is stranger than fiction, after all. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:20 June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you don't know about the subject matter of an article it's useful and educational to Google them. In this case it would not really improve the funniness of the article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:38, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Hmm, I suppose I could have done that. I guess the article was so awful, I didn't really care enough to do so... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:53 June 6, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Billie Joe Armstrong claims he brought sexy back. He is now sueing Justin Timberlake for false claims of bringing sexy back.

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Hmm, borderline? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:48 June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:19, Jun 3
  3. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 08:04, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Kind of interesting, but should be expanded and cleaned up (even the title is misspelled). And UnNews, which although not unhuffable some of them couldn be seen as the product of their time. Aleister 11:10 4-6-'11
  5. Love it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:52, 3 June 2011
  2. You got that right. --Scofield & Friends 16:03, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. like, whoa and stuff --Roman Dog Bird 17:33, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like that there's a lot of invisible pictures. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:20, 3 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:24, 3 June 2011
  6. Nah. --Black Flamingo 19:58, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Didn't see that coming. Pssh. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:06, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:33, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If someone wants to "expand" or "clean up" this article - which they won't - the article doesn't need to keep on existing because there is nothing there. Jot down the title and you have the whole thing.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 22:45 Jun 05, 2011
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VFD-padlock.png Ladysmith Black Mambazo

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  1. I really like it actually. The concept itself is brilliant, because Ladysmith Black Mambazo sounds like it would be an African terrorist organization. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:45, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. 'What?'mAttlobster. (hello) 23:03, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep The idea is good... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:53, Jun 3
  4. Per above and these three fine gents wanting it saved. Aleister 11:12 4-6-'11
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  1. I ventured deep in the Uncy jungle and shot that fugly beast. It's bleeding heavily, but it's still breathing. Wat do? Reason=just totally unfunny stub. Talk Mattsnow 22:43, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 23:47, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete. It was posted as a stub with promises of cleaning it up later. The only problem is that the user has been gone since 2007. I think it may have some vague potential as TKF says, but is anyone likely to come along and rewrite this? I am unqualified, since I have absolutely no clue what any of the content is referring to. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:42 June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:35, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Not good execution, unlikely anyone with the understanding or will to do anything with it will come across it. If the idea is good, stick it on UN:REQ, perhaps? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:00, 3 June 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. STUB!!! --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:59, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept 86 hours and no consensus. This has has long enough, let's delete the worse stuff first... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:29, Jun 5

LL Cool J

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hideous, escaped the ICU cleanup. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 05:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Bah Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:21, 4 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Category:Categories about murdered people

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. cat contains two pages and is well reather pointless. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:24, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Category:Murdered people would be a valid category, a category about a valid but non-existent category is not needed. --Mn-z 12:52, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Lol Wut? --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:38, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bad dog! Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:19, 4 June 2011
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Bus Driver Dave

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another ugly shit that I found whilst re-doing the people cat. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:15, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! In my area, Marathon bus company just went out of business and laid off 2100 workers. No wonder. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:08 June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. :/ Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:18, 4 June 2011
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Template:Unperson

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ugly template that we have a better version of. --Mn-z 03:14, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's almost as ugly as Mn-z. (oh wait, is he an admin?) Talk Mattsnow 03:24, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Bah! Humbug! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:04 June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Scofield & Friends 14:53, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Big brother is watching you. Template:Unperson never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein. Memories of Template:Unperson shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv. --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:37, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Autism Speaks

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You can see that after the first sentence there's a desperate struggle for content nad a lack of decent content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:28, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Holy Shit Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:31, 4 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:26, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Title seems good, but the article is full of randomness, and is unrelated to do with the topic. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:01, 4 June 2011
  5. UnNews: Autism Speaks, So Does VFD. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 20:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa found playing strip poker in Bin Ladens Secret Lair

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  1. Brief and obvious premise, even briefer article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:52, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete "Upon being found Bin Laden covered his manhood with his turban and tryed to escape by riding off on what appeared to be the missing horse Shergar." MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:56, Jun 3
  3. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:57, 3 June 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Whole SEAL Team isn't babies. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:09, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Hahaha. Obama Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:17, 4 June 2011
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12 Apostles

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Whilst stanting to reorganise Category:People I would this and I hate to say it, it sucks. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:50, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also, you forgot the tag. Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:25, 3 June 2011
  3. May as well redirect this to that article about the band or something. Whatever that was. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:05, 3 June 2011
  4. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! This should've been QVFD'd. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:08, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:27, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really regurgitated enjoyed the reading! Talk Mattsnow 03:44, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png (The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her, But She Ain't) Broken

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  1. Keep Drink Up Thy Zider, Drink Up Thy Zider For Tonight We'll Merry Be We'll Knock The Milkmaids Over And Roll 'em In The Clover The Corns Half Cut And So Are We. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:49, Jun 3
  2. Per MrN --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:55, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep As punishment for this nomination go here[1] and buy the first song. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:53, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. If you're not sure about what an article is about, just ask before nominating:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:44, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Others like it enough and explained that it actually makes sense somehow. Aleister 19:17 4-6-'11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. seriously what the fuck??? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:37, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! DIE!!! --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:11, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Get rid of the parenthesis in the title. It looks like it was written by a jackass. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:16, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
That's part of the joke. It's called 'Broken' but with the context. Maybe then, it isn't the author who is a jackass. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:45, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • I guess this is kept, whatever it is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:16, 5 June 2011

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Ass raping monkeys made headlines in the White House

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  1. Keep "We must face this great new threat of ass raping monkeys by removing more rights from people in order to protect the interest of liberty, justice, and cocaine smuggling." MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:52, Jun 3
  2. Feature. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I am but a servant of the Poop throwing monkeys, so much keep this page, their friends. Aleister 19:30 3-6-'11
  4. Keep Please don't use my Match.com profile as a delete reason Lyritya. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:49, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. this is the shit --Roman Dog Bird 23:57, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Random, stupid, and generally not good. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:34, 3 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg moRE mudTARD. Redirect to Osama bin Laden. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:02, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I guess that's kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:15, 5 June 2011

Baguette

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  1. Lacks a concept. Has a few separate ones, most of which are stupid, but sticks to none. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:19, 7 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A randumbo history essay that deserves a big failure mark. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:32, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:58, Jun 8
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Quidditch

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  1. Well, it does have a lot of random crap... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:16, 7 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of all the random garbage I've seen on this site, this beyond doubt shits on them. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:05, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Never been any good. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:56, Jun 8
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Phat Can Of Whoopass

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  1. Hmm Far too much worth keeping to delete. Needs attention (obviously a can of something or other opened on it). MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:01, Jun 7
  2. Can be improved and wasn't made in China. --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 03:41, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Slap a rewrite tag on there, because why not?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:35, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Tedious... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:12, 7 June 2011
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Template:Reqimage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A great deal less ugly than {{AAP}}, plus it's designed to go on the talkpage of an article while still adding the article proper to the correct category. The way this template goes about doing things is a hell of a lot neater than most of the maintenance templates we have now. In fact, keep and redesign other maintenance templates to match. And then get rid of {{AAP}}, Fnoodle can do the replacements if you like.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 21:42 Jun 07, 2011
    Reqimage is easier to remember than AAP? I agree about the Reqimage template looking better. Maybe use the code from this template for AAP, but keep the AAP name? Hang on. Wait. AAP is MEANT to look bad... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:57, Jun 7
    I'm still supporting the merge, but I want the contents of this template kept and {{AAP}} deleted, not vice-versa. Obviously {{AAP}} would redirect to the template.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 22:04 Jun 07, 2011
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  1. I suggest this be merged with {{AAP}} in some form, unless folks really want to keep it... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:10, 7 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Merge --Wanna see a magic trick? 14:26, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Merge MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:56, Jun 7
  4. AAP! That's the name of the template! I always forget the name of that template. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:39, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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There can be only one! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:46, Jun 7

  • It appears this template does not categorize the page itself, but that talk page it is placed on. While I see the reasoning behind moving maintenance templates to the talk pages, it might also result in their overuse. If, for example a {{rewrite}} is placed on 60% of the pages, it really wouldn't be helpful at that point. --Mn-z 23:59, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
    • Implying that {{rewrite}} is helpful anyway. :)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 02:10 Jun 08, 2011
      • Part of the point of these things is that people see them, not only so they know the articles in question could use whatever, but so they know the things exist, and that their categories exist. As folks tend not to look at the talkpages, putting them there isn't overly useful in that regard, either... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:33, 8 June 2011

Pointed stick

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  1. Not much here... may as well redirect them both to Pointy Sticks or some such. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:07, 7 June 2011
  2. Yes MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:52, Jun 7
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Protect yourself from Bananas! Eric Idle: "And pointed sticks" John Cleese: SHUT UP! --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:54, 7 June 2011
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Powerball

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  1. It harnesses mysterious forces... and goes downhill from there. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:04, 7 June 2011
  2. Delete MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:51, Jun 7
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not as good as Powershot. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:11, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Rapier

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  1. Keep Just made a few minor edits and added some pics... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:50, Jun 7
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I almost voted to delete, but I think it's salvageable. The concept needs some fine tuning. I could rework it into a ancient torture device to be used against rapists. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:16 June 9, 2011 (UTC) 02:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
    Done. ...Or at least it's the best I could do with a one-hour-rewrite. Thoughts, anyone? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:18 June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Nonsense and random... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:54, 7 June 2011
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:42, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Yeah, that'll do. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:03, 9 June 2011

Bucky the wonder elk

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:13, 7 June 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An epic of directionless ramble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:57, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not funny, not likely to get funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:55, 7 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:25, Jun 7
  4. Tacit delete Although I guess now it's pretty explicit.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:30, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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