Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive244

Category:UnNews archives

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. ;D Equivamp 04:23, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Yeah, um, can we get rid of this already? We have date categories for this stuff, and besides, it's messing with special pages' results. Probably article count, too. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:49 Jun 11, 2011 Yeah, sure... -- 04:23, June 11, 2011 (UTC) Not even funny -- The Zombiebaron 04:23, June 11, 2011 (UTC) I'm really not sure what these are for, but they seem redundant considering the categories. 1234 ~ 06:41, 11 June 2011 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:51, June 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Cloogs up too much important stuff -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:19, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Question since it's on-topic here. Are UnNews pages being counted into the overall article count? Thought this was one of the things people agreed on on one of the recent three dozen forums on changes to the wiki, but I can't keep track. Aleister 10:16 11-6-'11 Yes. 1234 ~ 12:05, 11 June 2011

Red Page

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep. ;D Equivamp 04:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	It's red alright, but not funny. Mattsnow 02:27, June 11, 2011 (UTC) Ha. Ha. Ha. 1234 ~ 06:40, 11 June 2011 Delete. Red's not a funny color, now chartreuse... chartreuse is a funny color. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:18, June 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. and redirect to Red --Mn-z 02:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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The Answer

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Keep. ;D Equivamp 04:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	So random that it sucks, in my view. Mattsnow 02:23, June 11, 2011 (UTC) Balls. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 03:01, June 11, 2011 (UTC) Nothing really here. 1234 ~ 06:44, 11 June 2011
Comments	I like Equivamp's ability to read all the articles here in less than 3 minutes and vote to keep them all lol Mattsnow 05:07, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

The Great Bank Robbery

Score: 3
Keep (1)	He is the very model of a modern major-general! I dunno, I kinda like it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:32 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. Mistakes the use of recognizable pop culture figures in altered situations for actual humor, it's the Meet The Spartans/Family Guy syndrome. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:58, June 9, 2011 (UTC) DERPlete --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:43, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Curiously, if you replace Larry King with George Clooney, this starts looking just a bit like an attempted mockery of Batman & Robin. --Sloublues 14:39, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Blah. Insert actual reason from above here. Or something about randomness. Or a cake. I like cake. 1234 ~ 23:49, 10 June 2011
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Fogell McLovin

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. Short and awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:03, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. My eyes are bleeding. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 19:09, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Much like :3Heh heh:3. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:44, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Kill this at once. --Elassint 14:55, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Clone-Communist War

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. Clowns vs. Canadians vs. ???, overuse of Russian Reversal. It's just another wacky war story in the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:48, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Yuk. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:42, June 10, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Everyone's favorite varieties of Insta-HumorTM all rolled into one. Wacky war, gays, gheys, rainbows and Russian Reversals. This stuff has all been done an infinite number of times before. Make it go away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:41 June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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1994 Bloodbath World Cup

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. An article of nothing but tedious lists and filler. If you replace the word "kill" with "score" or "point" it's an exact replica of a normal sports score report. Also, count how many times the article TELLS you that what you're reading is boring.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:00, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Looks like wikipedia -- - Big★Duck ☭ 19:14, June 9, 2011 (UTC)  Pyromania ensues... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:40, June 10, 2011 (UTC) I've never been a fan of these. 1234 ~ 00:48, 10 June 2011
Comments	Abstain. I just can't bring myself to vote to delete something in which someone spent such a ridiculous amount of time on. It's even formatted properly... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:45 June 10, 2011 (UTC) Jarring your feces for a decade and meticulously sorting the jars by date, size and color also takes a ridiculous amount of time and effort, but no amount of effort will make you not a lunatic who stores his own poop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:18, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Touché Count, touché. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:06 June 10, 2011 (UTC) Bastards! I have been doing that for years. I was told there was a payback dammit. MrN 13:58, Jun 10 Look on the bright side, in case you need a specific type of poop you'll know exactly where to get it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:03, June 10, 2011 (UTC) I abstain too, I agree with Sly Fox, I tend to be merciful myself for such an effort, + it made me laugh a bit even though I don't know shit about the teams and I think after some clean-up edits by someone who knows soccer, it could be good. Mattsnow 20:36, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thainglish

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Keep. This one is actually quite smart. I'll add stuff later, and maybe polish it up a bit, but even now a lot of work has gone into it. Maybe Funnybony can take a look, he knows Thailand like the back of his back, and since it's set there it can include some more local jokets. Aleister 12:22 9-6-'11 p.s. I've expanded it, added pics and enlarged the storyline. It may not be feature worthy but iz maybe not VFD worthy anymore. 00:51 10-6-'11 Keep. Aleister has done it again! What was once tedious cruft is now an enjoyable read. Well worth keeping now. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:41 June 10, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Nice -- - Big★Duck ☭ 06:50, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Aleister wrecked it so much with his edits that we have to keep this as an exemple of "what not to do." :D Mattsnow 20:38, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. 2005 cruft -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 08:38, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Kill it -- - Big★Duck ☭ 08:55, June 9, 2011 (UTC) I'd say it goes nowhere, but it doesn't even go. 1234 ~ 09:18, 9 June 2011 EAT. GO. GIRL. Translation: utter shite. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:22 June 9, 2011 (UTC) Oktoberfest. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:38, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 13:41, Jun 10

Whup-Ass

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Burninate! Its twin was just acquitted on VFD. But this one is nothing more than a duplicate of that "phat" one--and a random, memey one at that. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:45 June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Show no mercy.-- - Big★Duck ☭ 06:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:12, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Yeah... 1234 ~ 09:18, 9 June 2011 Delete. Open it. MrN 12:37, Jun 9 Delete. The only things funny on the page were a couple images. Dubya in a can... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:36, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Niels Bohr

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	Delete. Short and stupid. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:41, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Stupid and short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:13, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Who are you guys talking about? MrN 17:11, Jun 8 Delete. Stupid and Not Even Funny. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 03:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I'm surprised that when it was created, it was never on QVFD. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:07, 9 June 2011 Obliterate. Burn it! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:48 June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. charizards. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:15, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Random... 1234 ~ 09:18, 9 June 2011
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Doctor Folkenstein

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. 2005 cruft -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:52, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:06, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A Cap'n Ben article. Not often these are seen at VFD... Sound when created, but showing its age these days. MrN 17:09, Jun 8 Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 09:00, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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David Sereda

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. I kinda lost interest in this when reading "having failed every year between 1840-1968" suggests that this is another sneaky piece of shit. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:02, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Short and pants. MrN 17:02, Jun 8 OFF WITH THE HEAD! -- - Big★Duck ☭ 03:34, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Objection

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Single use template, and it has deprecated tags apparently. Easy delete-copy-paste job. (talk) 00:38, 8 June 2011 Doesn't even have the fucking Phoenix Wright picture seriously put in some damn effort. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:42, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. looks like an illogicopedia reject. --Mn-z 02:08, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:22, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:07, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Oh, come on! -- 15:11, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Brown Moses

Score: -4
Keep (6)	Strong, strong keep. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:38, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Keep did you check this before nominating? MrN 21:43, Jun 7 Amazing (talk) 00:36, 8 June 2011 Keep. per above. --Mn-z 02:09, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. My poor, poor article. :/ —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:08, 8 June 2011 Keep More abusing of VFD. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:39, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. What? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:00, 7 June 2011 Delete. I don't know what you guys are playing at. This is fucking awful. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:04, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 22:05, Jun 8

Panty Shot

Score: -1
Keep (2)	I remember a young me liking this. Can't fathom why. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:53, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Eh? MrN 19:57, Jun 7
Delete (1)	Just not good. Could become good, but it ain't at this rate. 1234 ~ 08:11, 7 June 2011
Comments	Kept MrN 16:53, Jun 8

Desert Eagle

Score: 0
Keep (1)	Keep It was very badly formatted so I cleaned it up a little and I actually think it has enough good ideas and I like the 'style' it's written in which work for what it is... MrN 19:37, Jun 7
Delete (1)	This appears to be missing an article. 1234 ~ 07:51, 7 June 2011
Comments	Kept UN:N apparently. MrN 16:50, Jun 8

Decimal

Score: -1
Keep (2)	I kinda like it. It's a stub with some potential and it already has some wordplay going on. I have added more of the same, plus a section, and cleaned up the mechanics. --Sloublues 18:00, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Keep Needs more attention, and pics but the concept is sound and it's not offensive enough to delete. MrN 19:28, Jun 7
Delete (1)	I have no idea what's going on here. 1234 ~ 07:46, 7 June 2011
Comments	Kept MrN 16:42, Jun 8

Lupus

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Getting some fresh lupus jokes from kevillips to improve it. --Stilicho 22:48, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Keep. see if a bit of coaching can turn this into something people will read aloud to their grandchildren. Perhaps slap a needs work tag on it. stilicho is motivated to improve it.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:51, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Sure. MrN 16:47, Jun 8
Delete (2)	Too old for ICU... 1234 ~ 02:50, 7 June 2011 Delete.. It's good prose, but there are no jokes at all. Mattsnow 03:07, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Ain't much to reccomend this for, except the dump. Dumpity dump for Lupus. Aleister 3:15 7-6-'11 Delete. MrN 19:26, Jun 7 MrN 16:47, Jun 8
Comments	The last few edits made the article funnier, and Stilichio genuinely seems to want to improve it, so I change my vote to abstain. Mattsnow 23:49, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Kept For now... Needs attention to meat it out a bit more still. MrN 16:47, Jun 8

Abbie Einstein

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. How this survived, I will never know... Delete. More like Huff man... more like. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:38, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Vigilance. 1234 ~ 11:16, 7 June 2011 Per Chicago Seven, where at least Abbie is treated like the wizard he was. Aleister 12:04 7-6-'11 delete. Mattsnow 16:13, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Baguette2

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	This is even worse than the other one. 1234 ~ 08:21, 7 June 2011 Delete. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:55, 7 June 2011 wat -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:39, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. C'est la merde. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:25, June 8, 2011 (UTC) <citation needed> Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 06:38, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)
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Bumhug

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. bleuhbleuhbleuhblarg... *Flushes toilet* Mattsnow 03:47, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Yup, bad. 1234 ~ 11:14, 7 June 2011 Hug this bum, mister. Aleister 12:08 7-6-'11 --Bum Violator 14:10, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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New York, Mexico

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	What is this? Mattsnow 03:12, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 03:17, 7 June 2011 \ Dumpity dump dump, da dump. Aleister 3:18 7-6-'11 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:12, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Yup, nobody cares about this place. 1234 ~ 07:59, 7 June 2011
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Terry Bogard

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Unfunny gamercruft that alternated between random, corny and about a dozen unnecessary quotes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:10, June 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 23:12, 6 June 2011 Yes. 1234 ~ 07:52, 7 June 2011 Delete. MrN 19:23, Jun 7
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Timonthy A. Turner

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Verbal puke puddle. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:09, June 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 23:10, 6 June 2011 Delete. Mattsnow 02:38, June 7, 2011 (UTC) That's pretty bad. 1234 ~ 03:05, 7 June 2011 Ugh. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should put it in an Uncyclopedia article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:24, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Cedric Diggory

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. This article is just really stupid. The closest thing to a joke is that the guy who played Cedric Diggory in one of the Harry Potter sequels went on to play Edward in Twilight a few years later and even that opening is handled really poorly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:20, June 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 23:11, 6 June 2011 Aye... 1234 ~ 07:57, 7 June 2011 Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:39, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:UnPoetia

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Considering the current size of UnPoetia (it's definitely its own project at this point), this is misleading at best. Not that anyone's likely to find it, considering what links to it. 1234 ~ 07:58, 5 June 2011 Per Lyrtithyia or however the name is spelled. Aleister 13:53 5-6-'11 Lyrithythyrilythya (talk) 20:39, 5 June 2011 Delete. Agreed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:15, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Redundant. Wait, this is just to delete the one linking page, right? Delete as long as the rest of UnPoetia is not up for deletion! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:28 June 6, 2011 (UTC) Delete. and redirect to UnPoetia:Main Page --Mn-z 01:18, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
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UnPoetia: I am the Calculator

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Added pic and another line or two. Aleister 13:52 5-6-'11 p.s. And then CandidToaster completely rewrote it. Nice work! 20:15 5-6 I am the operator with my pocket calculator. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:35, June 5, 2011 (UTC) EH!? (talk) 20:37, 5 June 2011 Keep. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:24, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Eh? 1234 ~ 07:35, 5 June 2011
Comments	#Just curious of the provenance of this as this work appears to be a single edit by a passing anon IP. Seems just a tad suspicious. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:19, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Should have checked the history more carefully. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:24, June 5, 2011 (UTC) That works too. Nice. 1234 ~ 23:17, 5 June 2011

Battle of Oscar Wilde

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. wacky wiki-warfare with Wilde. --Mn-z 02:06, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. (talk) 07:38, 5 June 2011 Delete. Consign to the dumper.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:26, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
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The Un-Wiki War and all subpages

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Kill this shit. Bad article that attracts a lot of bad user and IP edits. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:05, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Yes (talk) 01:51, 5 June 2011 Delete. all articles about wikis waging war --Mn-z 02:03, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Yes. 1234 ~ 02:18, 5 June 2011 Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:26, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Live Forever

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete Fails HTBFANJS with an unprecedented vengeance. "Prank call a known ex-child molester or ex-rapist and tell them to go rape their mother" is one example on how to 'Live Forever'. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:29, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Forever Young! I want to be forever young... (talk) 19:21, 4 June 2011 Aye... 1234 ~ 09:04, 5 June 2011 Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:28, June 5, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Since Gamma himself concurs with the consensus that it is awful, I say go ahead and burn it. Then we can roast marshmallows. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:10 June 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Yet again, We've got another example of a bad article I wrote a bad article as a n00b here. That's why I mooch from others and rewrite articles that are worse than this one. This was one of my worst attempts at getting an award template yet. I'm still trying to figure out why this hadn't been deleted yet... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:27, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Mischa Barton

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Stupid random stub. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:42, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Agreed. (talk) 19:20, 4 June 2011 Huh? Who exactly is this person? The article gives very few clues as to who she actually is, and truth is stranger than fiction, after all. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:20 June 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. If you don't know about the subject matter of an article it's useful and educational to Google them. In this case it would not really improve the funniness of the article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:38, June 6, 2011 (UTC) Hmm, I suppose I could have done that. I guess the article was so awful, I didn't really care enough to do so... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:53 June 6, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Billie Joe Armstrong claims he brought sexy back. He is now sueing Justin Timberlake for false claims of bringing sexy back.

Score: 4
Keep (5)	Keep. Hmm, borderline? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:48 June 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep. MrN 19:19, Jun 3 Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 08:04, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Kind of interesting, but should be expanded and cleaned up (even the title is misspelled). And UnNews, which although not unhuffable some of them couldn be seen as the product of their time. Aleister 11:10 4-6-'11 Love it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (9)	Bad. 1234 ~ 08:52, 3 June 2011 You got that right. --Scofield & Friends 16:03, June 3, 2011 (UTC) like, whoa and stuff --Roman Dog Bird 17:33, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I like that there's a lot of invisible pictures. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:20, 3 June 2011 Delete. (talk) 19:24, 3 June 2011 Nah. --Black Flamingo 19:58, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Didn't see that coming. Pssh. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:06, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:33, June 5, 2011 (UTC) Delete. If someone wants to "expand" or "clean up" this article - which they won't - the article doesn't need to keep on existing because there is nothing there. Jot down the title and you have the whole thing. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:45 Jun 05, 2011
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Ladysmith Black Mambazo

Score: 2
Keep (4)	I really like it actually. The concept itself is brilliant, because Ladysmith Black Mambazo sounds like it would be an African terrorist organization. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:45, June 1, 2011 (UTC) 'What?'mAttlobster. (hello) 23:03, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep The idea is good... MrN 21:53, Jun 3 Per above and these three fine gents wanting it saved. Aleister 11:12 4-6-'11
Delete (6)	I ventured deep in the Uncy jungle and shot that fugly beast. It's bleeding heavily, but it's still breathing. Wat do? Reason=just totally unfunny stub. Mattsnow 22:43, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:47, June 1, 2011 (UTC) Weak Delete. It was posted as a stub with promises of cleaning it up later. The only problem is that the user has been gone since 2007. I think it may have some vague potential as TKF says, but is anyone likely to come along and rewrite this? I am unqualified, since I have absolutely no clue what any of the content is referring to. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:42 June 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:35, June 2, 2011 (UTC) Not good execution, unlikely anyone with the understanding or will to do anything with it will come across it. If the idea is good, stick it on UN:REQ, perhaps? 1234 ~ 22:00, 3 June 2011 Delete. STUB!!! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:59, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept 86 hours and no consensus. This has has long enough, let's delete the worse stuff first... MrN 13:29, Jun 5

LL Cool J

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Delete. Hideous, escaped the ICU cleanup. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 05:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Bah (talk) 19:21, 4 June 2011 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Category:Categories about murdered people

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. cat contains two pages and is well reather pointless. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:24, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Category:Murdered people would be a valid category, a category about a valid but non-existent category is not needed. --Mn-z 12:52, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Lol Wut? -- 16:38, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Bad dog! (talk) 19:19, 4 June 2011
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Bus Driver Dave

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Delete. Another ugly shit that I found whilst re-doing the people cat. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:15, June 4, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! In my area, Marathon bus company just went out of business and laid off 2100 workers. No wonder. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:08 June 4, 2011 (UTC) :/ (talk) 19:18, 4 June 2011
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Template:Unperson

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. ugly template that we have a better version of. --Mn-z 03:14, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. It's almost as ugly as Mn-z. (oh wait, is he an admin?) Mattsnow 03:24, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. Bah! Humbug! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:04 June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Scofield & Friends 14:53, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Big brother is watching you. Template:Unperson never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein. Memories of Template:Unperson shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv. -- 16:37, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Autism Speaks

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. You can see that after the first sentence there's a desperate struggle for content nad a lack of decent content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:28, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Holy Shit (talk) 01:31, 4 June 2011 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:26, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Title seems good, but the article is full of randomness, and is unrelated to do with the topic. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:01, 4 June 2011 UnNews: Autism Speaks, So Does VFD. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa found playing strip poker in Bin Ladens Secret Lair

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Brief and obvious premise, even briefer article. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:52, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete "Upon being found Bin Laden covered his manhood with his turban and tryed to escape by riding off on what appeared to be the missing horse Shergar." MrN 21:56, Jun 3 Yes. 1234 ~ 21:57, 3 June 2011  Burninate! Whole SEAL Team isn't babies. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:09, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Hahaha. Obama (talk) 19:17, 4 June 2011
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12 Apostles

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. Whilst stanting to reorganise Category:People I would this and I hate to say it, it sucks. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:50, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Also, you forgot the tag. (talk) 19:25, 3 June 2011 May as well redirect this to that article about the band or something. Whatever that was. 1234 ~ 22:05, 3 June 2011 Radioactive! This should've been QVFD'd. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:08, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:27, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete. I really regurgitated enjoyed the reading! Mattsnow 03:44, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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(The Farmer's Wife's Got A Four Inch Crack In Her, But She Ain't) Broken

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep Drink Up Thy Zider, Drink Up Thy Zider For Tonight We'll Merry Be We'll Knock The Milkmaids Over And Roll 'em In The Clover The Corns Half Cut And So Are We. MrN 10:49, Jun 3 Per MrN -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:55, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep As punishment for this nomination go here[1] and buy the first song. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:53, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep. If you're not sure about what an article is about, just ask before nominating:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:44, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Others like it enough and explained that it actually makes sense somehow. Aleister 19:17 4-6-'11
Delete (2)	Delete. seriously what the fuck??? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:37, June 3, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! DIE!!! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:11, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Get rid of the parenthesis in the title. It looks like it was written by a jackass. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:16, June 3, 2011 (UTC) That's part of the joke. It's called 'Broken' but with the context. Maybe then, it isn't the author who is a jackass. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:45, June 3, 2011 (UTC) I guess this is kept, whatever it is. 1234 ~ 02:16, 5 June 2011

UnNews:Ass raping monkeys made headlines in the White House

Score: -2
Keep (5)	Keep "We must face this great new threat of ass raping monkeys by removing more rights from people in order to protect the interest of liberty, justice, and cocaine smuggling." MrN 11:52, Jun 3 Feature. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep I am but a servant of the Poop throwing monkeys, so much keep this page, their friends. Aleister 19:30 3-6-'11 Keep Please don't use my Match.com profile as a delete reason Lyritya. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:49, June 3, 2011 (UTC) this is the shit --Roman Dog Bird 23:57, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Random, stupid, and generally not good. 1234 ~ 08:34, 3 June 2011 moRE mudTARD. Redirect to Osama bin Laden. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:02, June 4, 2011 (UTC) Weak Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:31, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I guess that's kept. 1234 ~ 02:15, 5 June 2011

Baguette

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Lacks a concept. Has a few separate ones, most of which are stupid, but sticks to none. 1234 ~ 08:19, 7 June 2011 Delete. A randumbo history essay that deserves a big failure mark. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:32, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Yes. MrN 16:58, Jun 8
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Quidditch

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Well, it does have a lot of random crap... 1234 ~ 08:16, 7 June 2011 Delete. Of all the random garbage I've seen on this site, this beyond doubt shits on them. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:05, June 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Never been any good. MrN 16:56, Jun 8
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Phat Can Of Whoopass

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Hmm Far too much worth keeping to delete. Needs attention (obviously a can of something or other opened on it). MrN 20:01, Jun 7 Can be improved and wasn't made in China. -- - Big★Duck ☭ 03:41, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Slap a rewrite tag on there, because why not?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:35, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Tedious... 1234 ~ 08:12, 7 June 2011
Comments	I'm not sure about this one, but I see this article's twin as closer to being deletion-worthy. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:37 June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Template:Reqimage

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep. A great deal less ugly than {{AAP}}, plus it's designed to go on the talkpage of an article while still adding the article proper to the correct category. The way this template goes about doing things is a hell of a lot neater than most of the maintenance templates we have now. In fact, keep and redesign other maintenance templates to match. And then get rid of {{AAP}}, Fnoodle can do the replacements if you like. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:42 Jun 07, 2011 Reqimage is easier to remember than AAP? I agree about the Reqimage template looking better. Maybe use the code from this template for AAP, but keep the AAP name? Hang on. Wait. AAP is MEANT to look bad... MrN 21:57, Jun 7 I'm still supporting the merge, but I want the contents of this template kept and {{AAP}} deleted, not vice-versa. Obviously {{AAP}} would redirect to the template. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:04 Jun 07, 2011
Delete (4)	I suggest this be merged with {{AAP}} in some form, unless folks really want to keep it... 1234 ~ 08:10, 7 June 2011 Merge -- 14:26, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Merge MrN 19:56, Jun 7 AAP! That's the name of the template! I always forget the name of that template. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:39, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	There can be only one! MrN 21:46, Jun 7 It appears this template does not categorize the page itself, but that talk page it is placed on. While I see the reasoning behind moving maintenance templates to the talk pages, it might also result in their overuse. If, for example a {{rewrite}} is placed on 60% of the pages, it really wouldn't be helpful at that point. --Mn-z 23:59, June 7, 2011 (UTC) Implying that {{rewrite}} is helpful anyway. :) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:10 Jun 08, 2011 Part of the point of these things is that people see them, not only so they know the articles in question could use whatever, but so they know the things exist, and that their categories exist. As folks tend not to look at the talkpages, putting them there isn't overly useful in that regard, either... 1234 ~ 06:33, 8 June 2011

Pointed stick

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Not much here... may as well redirect them both to Pointy Sticks or some such. 1234 ~ 08:07, 7 June 2011 Yes MrN 19:52, Jun 7 Protect yourself from Bananas! Eric Idle: "And pointed sticks" John Cleese: SHUT UP! -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:54, 7 June 2011
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Powerball

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	It harnesses mysterious forces... and goes downhill from there. 1234 ~ 08:04, 7 June 2011 Delete MrN 19:51, Jun 7 Delete. Not as good as Powershot. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:11, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Rapier

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep Just made a few minor edits and added some pics... MrN 19:50, Jun 7 Keep. I almost voted to delete, but I think it's salvageable. The concept needs some fine tuning. I could rework it into a ancient torture device to be used against rapists. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:16 June 9, 2011 (UTC) 02:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC) Done. ...Or at least it's the best I could do with a one-hour-rewrite. Thoughts, anyone? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:18 June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Nonsense and random... 1234 ~ 07:54, 7 June 2011 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:42, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Yeah, that'll do. 1234 ~ 04:03, 9 June 2011

Bucky the wonder elk

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:13, 7 June 2011
Delete (4)	Delete. An epic of directionless ramble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:57, June 6, 2011 (UTC) Not funny, not likely to get funny. 1234 ~ 07:55, 7 June 2011 Delete. MrN 19:25, Jun 7 Tacit delete Although I guess now it's pretty explicit.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:30, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
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