UnPoetia:I'm a calculator

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The humble calculator

I'm a calculator calculating numerals and fractions,
Although I am a calculator I do no other actions,
Though I am smart and logical,
I'm not at all philosophical,
I do not have the will at all,
To do non-mathematical interactions.

Calculating calculations is my only function,
To use me any other way is mental interruption,
My only goal is to create,
Equations to substantiate,
Polynomials to evaluate,
Or finding electric potential in a p-n junction.

Although I'm just a tool for mathematical creation,
If you're a number lover I'm your one preoccupation,
It's a you're here to stay,
We'll stay together come what come may,
Our home won't go to disarray,
Together in love, no explanation.

Our hearts will intertwine like two parabolas quadratic,
Our affections, they will multiply like pigeons in an attic,
Don't leave me here to die,
If you do I'll pout and cry,
The way I feel, I don't know why,
Is emphatically unmathematic.