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My Chemical Romance (band)

Keep
Delete	Delete - Completely humorless. Like someone gave mentally retarded children LSD, and entered them in the "write the most random shit possible" contest, and then sprinkled it with redundant jokes about them being gay or such. Really, really lame. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 22:34, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete, again. But for the love of god... 15 ARTICLE LIMIT! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - It's not O-fucking-K. The Oblong Lobster 22:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Kill, maim, murder, CVP, etc. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC) CVP - but watch the 15 article limit--*Sir* Manforman 22:48, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Something Shitty This Way Comes -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:48, 24 October 2007 (UTC) dear god please make it stop What a vile piece of work this is. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O\|F\|S] MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC) CVP, before it gets worse. --General Insineratehymn 23:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Huff, Redirect to My Chemical Romance, and protect. CVP is annoying, and redirects to useful pages are so much better. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 03:38, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:43, 25 October 2007 (UTC Murderise - As per EugeneKay (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 09:44
Comments	I support a redirect per EugeneKay. Pentium5dot1 08:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Italy

Keep	Keep - Oh those I-talians. Always shooting stuff. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:54, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Also, watch the 15 article limit, Muley. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:28, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. It just needs to be cleaned up/trimmed/whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:42, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Good lord, we need an Italy article, and this one is funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O\|F\|S] MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Just needs a little love. --Mr Whiskers 02:14, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Keep - As per above (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 09:47 Keep. Maybe soft rewrite tag it. There is some good stuff here, along with some dross. A bit of a tidy and it will be fine. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:18, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Don't think it can be saved Mulehunter 17:30, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Comment Have you actually tried reading it? I'll give you an extract just in case "Rich in history yet curiously bereft of modern culture, Italy was announced to be the No. 1 best-selling foot garment of 2004 by John Woo & Ralph Lauren." ... and sorry for the 15 rule thing...I thought Quack was "inactive" (I'm new don't hit me) Mulehunter 21:59, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Don't worry about it too much. I'm sure they'll let you off this time. Just keep an eye on the number of articles next time :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 09:47

Monte Vista Christian School

Keep
Delete	Delete The hell is this? (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:06 VainityHuff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:51, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Huff with extreme prejudice More people need to read this. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O\|F\|S] MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:35, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Schoolcruft --General Insineratehymn 23:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Zip Zop Zoobadee Bop! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:16, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:43, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Schoolcruft Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:54, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Incredibly dull schoolcruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:11, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --Asahatter (annoy) 12:03, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Davey Bee

Keep
Delete	Delete I'll give you a prize if you can spot the funny...Because I sure as hell can't (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:03 Who? Le Cejak • <-> 16:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC) WTHUFF --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:55, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:52, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:42, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Let's see... random, namedropping, terrible pics, dodgy writing and terrible concept. Dammit, I don't get the prize. I like prizes. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:53, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
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Austin

Keep
Delete	Delete - Unfunny, listy towncruft (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 15:59 Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:00, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Blow it up It's sad because it might be possible to write something funny about Austin, but not until we do away with this crap first. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O\|F\|S] MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - per Bonner and I agree with OpenFaceSurgery--*Sir* Manforman 23:37, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:41, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Precisely per Bonner. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:51, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
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Camp Fuck You Die

Keep	Keep - As per Kip. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep per Kip Le Cejak • <-> 18:16, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Youse kids these days gots no sense of history. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep Even out the score. : ) -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:46, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Keep per incomprehensible in-joke. --General Insineratehymn 00:04, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Weak keep. At least get rid of some of those lists near the bottom. I mean, "Naruto's Ass"? What? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:09, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Keep per previous VFD results. Forget it already, for god sakes. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 03:35, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Long crappy article that rambles about nothing. --MAXIMVS DECIMVS MERIDIVS S.P.Q.R. 15:28, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Wayyyyy to listy (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:42 Delete. One of those injokes I never liked. We already have WJU, and that should be more than enough acceptable vanity for everyone. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:45, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete per the rest of the delete votes, plus some in-jokes are plain stupid--*Sir* Manforman 20:54, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Comment Isn't this supposed to be an injoke? I think it's described on HTBFANJS as vanity, but an example of good vanity, so it stays based on humor value. It's also mentioned on Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes. And above all else, it's been nominated for deletion three times, yet survived. That's classic! Maybe it just needs to be cleaned up. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:27, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Note: This article's been on here so damn often it's not even funny. Go root around in the archives if you don't believe me. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:04, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

George Pell

Keep
Delete	Delete. The force is strong... in my pants! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:32, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - PLEASE delete the picture too Begs (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:38 Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:17, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:38, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Woah, that's pretty random. And really poor. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:49, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Feet

Keep	I hate it however, I'm starting a new campaign: keep articles that people will probably look up and edit. Also, what kind of encyclopedia doesn't have an article on feet? -- Le Cejak • <-> 16:43, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Several good lines are sadly washed over in this garbled, unformatted mess. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:31, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Sighs (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:36 PEE-YOO! never-fucking-mind, I didn't scan to the end. -- Le Cejak • <-> 16:45, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:18, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:37, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Close to random incoherence, and classically unfunny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

List of Jesus' special moves

Keep
Delete	Delete. Not a list list, but a bad not list list. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - "When armed with a hockey stick, Jesus just beats the shit out of anyone nearby" (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:34 Crucify and make sure it doesn't resurrect. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:24, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Crucify --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 17:57, 24 October 2007 (UTC) lol, Jesus -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:24, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Crucify. --Mr Whiskers 02:15, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:35, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Poorly disguised terrible list. No laughs, no thought. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:46, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete Yuk --Asahatter (annoy) 12:01, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Bad loser of year award

Keep
Delete	Delete Per Lounge nom. I actually think this idea has a certain amount of potential, but the article witters on about some totally obscure local team for far too long in vanity stylee, and it will probably never get reworked to something decent. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete It should be "sore loser" of the year, anyway. -- Le Cejak • <-> 16:04, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Indeed (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:26 Whoever wrote this wins the award. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:23, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:26, 24 October 2007 (UTC) I like the picture! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:58, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:35, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
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Scooch

Keep
Delete	Delete Per Lounge nom. Random Eurovision bland pop hatecruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:01, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Poor band, poorer article (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:23 Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:34, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. It offends my Eurovision fandom. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:38, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Clank

Keep
Delete	Delete this is trash --Elassint Throw things at me 23:59, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:44, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. What? No, seriously, what? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Huff - Very poor (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:20 Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:31, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Click -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:59, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Huff a real clunker --Asahatter (annoy) 12:02, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
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Dennis Potter

Keep
Delete	Delete --*Sir* Manforman 22:21, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:22, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Have Voldemore kill it -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 02:15, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:43, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, almost incoherent and dull. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:59, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - As per Under User (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:15 Delete - Who is Dennis Potter anyways? User:Slavemaster2 Oct 24 2007 Delete - It should just say "n00b wuz here"! --Mr Whiskers 02:11, 25 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Mr Potter is a ripe subject for satire, this doesn't come close --Asahatter (annoy) 12:00, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
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Ook

Keep	Keep Elassint 20:44, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Keep, reminds me of Terry Pratchett. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:16 Oct 23, 2007 Shame-faced keep. Per the above. "It may just be vital biomass oxygenating the planet to you, but it's home to me!" --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:49, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Ook! —Hinoa talk.kun 16:24, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I've had it with these motherfucking AAA clones on this motherfucking Uncyclopedia. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:57, 23 October 2007 (UTC) 17:55, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:48, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:14, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Gahh - Another one?! (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:12 Seriously --Someone should clean out Template:nonsense. -- Le Cejak • <-> 16:15, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	There exists an esoteric programming language called Ook, although I don't know how correct the "code" in the article is. I'm generally in favor of deleting the other "AAA clones," but this one could possibly be kept if trimmed and verified. Pentium5dot1 04:14, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Quack

Keep	Quack, quack quack. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:18 Oct 23, 2007 Keep It's pretty fucking funny!! Quack Quack!! User:Roby --Rockin' Motherfuckin' Roby. (How do I do the signatures??) 22:14, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I've had it with these motherfucking AAA clones on this motherfucking Uncyclopedia. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:57, 23 October 2007 (UTC) 17:55, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:49, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:15, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Probably the worst AAAAAAAAA! clone I've seen. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:20, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Oh dear. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:55, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Obliterate, AAA clones will be the death of this site. Erratic Communist 10:51, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Naw Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:13, 24 October 2007 (UTC) NEIN (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:11
Comments	Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)16:25, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Mosh

Keep
Delete	Delete - Idiotic randomness (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 23, 14:20 Delete. Random rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:58, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:24, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:37, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Just terrible. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:59, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Porn.

Haggistianity

Keep	Keep Elassint Throw things at me 00:10, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - No thanks (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 23, 14:18 Delete. Terrible concept badly executed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:54, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:24, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete and Redirect - Delete and redirect to Haggis -- User:Slavemaster2 24 October 2007 Delete --Mr Whiskers 02:13, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Cluck!

Keep	Keep -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:50, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Keep -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:16, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Cluck! The older AAA clones have their place. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:17 Oct 23, 2007 Cluck Go over the links with your mouse Elassint Throw things at me 00:08, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I've had it with these motherfucking AAA clones on this motherfucking Uncyclopedia. ---- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:55, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Ninja/Weapons

Keep
Delete	Delete - I just saw this and absolutely had to VFD it (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 23, 14:49 Delete. Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, that's one of the most horrendous lists I've seen in ages! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:22, 23 October 2007 (UTC) o___o -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:50, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Fucking kill it -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:29, 23 October 2007 (UTC) KILLL its a list tats a ll its es!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Delete. -- Mitch 04:42, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

New Edmontonshire

Keep
Delete	Delete - What is this? Half crap article, half VFD voting page? (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 23, 14:24 Delete. Complete rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:37, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Weak Delete Elassint Throw things at me 21:10, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:20, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

The Uncyclopedia Cliche War

Keep
Delete	Delete - Not funny at all in my opinion (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 23, 14:16 Delete. Exploiting cliches was never all too funny, unless executed extremely well. This article is not that -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:52, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:30, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:25, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Burninate. Uncyc is not a suppository for crap.--Jtaylor1 01:39, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Roundhouse kick -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
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Indian Thriller

Keep
Delete	Delete - What in the name of bloody hell... (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 23, 14:13 Delete. Unless I missed something, this is relentless drivel. I don't think I missed something. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:29, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete This crap makes me want to throw up!! YUK! Elassint Throw things at me 21:04, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:25, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:38, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Windows Genuine Advantage

Keep	Keep - Per good idea nice layout. It needs more Jokes. Micro$oft jokes are classic. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Meh, there's a lot worse out there. It's not very funny, and there are a few spelling mistakes, but it's inoffensive, and probably deserves a visit from the rewrite brush. Whether it will get one is another matter... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:41, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Keep YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elassint Throw things at me 21:03, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete --*Sir* Manforman 20:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I suggest an ICU.--Jtaylor1 21:00, 23 October 2007 (UTC) ICU's are only for articles less than a week old. RTFM! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:07 Oct 23, 2007 Not during Vigilance Week. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 21:10, October 23, 2007 I think you're confusing ICU and QVFD. You wouldn't ICU an old article during V-week, you'd V it. Hence the entire point of the {{Vigilance}} template. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:12 Oct 23, 2007

Bright Eyes

Keep
Delete	Nom and Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:03, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. The usual rubbish bandcruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:26, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:48, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete Elassint Throw things at me Huff- You are the weakest link... Goodbye. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:46, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Proven Physical Hypothesis

Keep	Keep and expand. The first set of thesaurus lists is kind of nice -- "titty" -- and the idea is soundly satirical. ----OEJ 15:41, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Per OEJ. There's a good idea here - although it needs a tidy up, and a significant expansion. I might pop this on my "if things suddenly slow right down at work" list. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:17, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Keep It does need more content. Elassint Throw things at me 21:06, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Keep -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:26, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Keep --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:17, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 13:51, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:24, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Weak delete. Could be expanded but probably never will be. RabbiTechno 10:41, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 18:59, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Huff - I know science jokes. This isn't one of them. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:08, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Alan Davies

Keep
Delete	Delete - "Loves Arse-anal" Need I say more? (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 22, 10:50 Delete. Unfunny rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:23, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Heh. He said "arse" -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 11:25, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:37, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
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Ozzie Fudd

Keep
Delete	Delete More unfunny carp (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 22, 10:47 Delete. Rondom uselessness. "Wierd Al was part Transvestite, part Ham eating zombie, and part horse smoothie machine". Indeed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:20, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:37, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:36, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Thednesday

Keep
Delete	Delete - Unfunny randomness (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 22, 10:45 Delete. Agreed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:47, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:30, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Huh? --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:51, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Just...stupid. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:35, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Solihull

Keep
Delete	Delete - Pretty weak if you ask me (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 22, 10:30 Vote. Bog standard towncruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:14, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:23, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Mediocre towncruft. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:53, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Stab someone or die trying

Keep
Delete	Delete I tagged this as a medium rewrite, but only because there wasn't room on VFD at the time. Now there is. --Pentium5dot1 04:12, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Further rubbish. Takes an awful concept and executes it badly. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:34, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:18, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:51, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Orca

Keep
Delete	Delete - Short and unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:47, 22 October 2007 (UTC) While I like the bit about orcas' inability to eat corn, the rest... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:30, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Absolute rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:33, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:49, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments

TCP ports

Keep	Strong Keep What the hell is wrong with this article? The only problem I saw was lack of a picture. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:17, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Weak Keep Bad, but not bad enough for deletion. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mugka (talk • contribs)
Delete	Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:46, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:13, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:47, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - What's wrong with it? It isn't funny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:49, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Don't see any good stuff here. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:31, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I have tagged the article with {{AAP}} per Sawblade5's explanation. I think the article was VFD'd previously and didn't really improve, but let's see if anyone is willing to clean it up this time. Pentium5dot1 01:09, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Nickelback

Keep
Delete	Delete. Stupid, uses "gay" humour, fails miserably. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:14, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete All bands I hate are "Gay" anyway. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:56, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:09, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - I forgot how crap this was. I should have VFDed this ages ago. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:22, 23 October 2007 (UTC) FU Chad Kroeger! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:41, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:40, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Dire stuff, no jokes to be found except lame "gay" ones. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:35, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
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Godflesh

Keep
Delete	Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:14, 22 October 2007 (UTC) De1337 --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:53, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 06:21, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. More rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:33, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
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Hamish sandwich

Keep
Delete	Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:45, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:12, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete And what part of this is about a sandwich? --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:23, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Huh? No idea where this came from. No concept, terrible execution. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:29, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:36, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:36, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

The Über Pokéemo Sociopath

Keep
Delete	Delete, per Lounge. This was nominated last month since it was still a Work in Progress, but it's awful. It's about a Pokemon character, but a character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series is mentioned a couple of times for some reason, and it refers to the subject in question as an "emo", which is stupid. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:14, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete I have to sick my Pidgeot on this article and blow it away. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:48, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Über-Délete This article is shite. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:50 Oct 22, 2007 Über-What The Fuck? I hope the last thing this article sees is the word "Über" written 9 times in the VFD archives. -- Le Cejak • <-> 22:52, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete And redierect to shit Elassint 22:57, 22 October 2007 (UTC) BAGEL Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:10, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
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Non-Huffable Kitten

Keep	Speedy Keep Its a CRP page. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:36, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Recreated deleted material, (you guys are probably aware this was previously deleted via VFD) and this is identical to the deleted version. I placed it on QVFD several times, and it still hasn't been deleted. Delete and CVP--*Sir* Manforman 23:00, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted per "Previously deleted on VFD and no changes" rule. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:17, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Wacko Tuesday Tacos

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Delete	o_________o -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:48, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Super Strong Del Taco WTF is this. The only joke I saw in there was a lame kiddy Toilet Joke. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 21:59, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Fags Monthly -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:14, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - I don't need to explain why. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:58, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Terrible idea, awful execution. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:22, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain Bad exicution, good enough to me me chuckle a litte though. Elassint 02:44, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Kerry King

Keep
Delete	Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:47, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Oh crap Trivia --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:11, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:13, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:56, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. One look at the trivia section should be enough of a warning, although I did read the rest in search of an idea. There wasn't one. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:18, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 18:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
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Care Bears

Keep
Delete	Delete, per Lounge. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:03, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Yep. --EMC^[TALK] 20:10, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Awfully random for Care Bears. Granted, I do work for Dark Heart. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:07, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Nobody cares, bears -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 02:51, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random and rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:22, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
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Mulleteers

Keep	Listy but mulleticious. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 13:51, 20 October 2007 (UTC) --EMC^[TALK] 22:04, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not a bad idea, but too listy. RabbiTechno 10:42, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:59, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Pretty crap, I think. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:44, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain...good idea, but needs revision and pictures. ----OEJ 15:31, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Abs. Like the idea, wan t to keep it. Hate the article, want to delete it. Having a small yet entertaining between these two forces in the confines of my skull. Abstaining until there is a winner. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:22, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

The Great Pumpkin

Keep	poop -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:34, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete --*Sir* Manforman 00:29, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 09:47, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:01, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. RabbiTechno 10:31, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap in most respects. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:39, 22 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nothing to like about this. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Now what am I going to put in my sig? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 00:33, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Nevermind, I found a replacement. Just click the pumpkin! Is it a trick, or a treat? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 00:42, 20 October 2007 (UTC) I thought Kip was mooning me with a big orange butt. That's only because my mind is in the gutter most of the time. -- Le Cejak • <-> 02:06, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Blah

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Delete	gahhhhhhh Too bad I don't have the time to fix all this crap, so someone please delete it and let someone to write a better article. Deepinfoood 02:24, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Blah. Rather blah, wouldn't you say? It's not even an AAAAAAAAA! clone. It's something crappier. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:43 Oct 20, 2007 Blah —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 18:07, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 18:17, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:27, 20 October 2007 (UTC) bye it redefines useless.--Finnius 19:40, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Blah! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 21:42, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Weak Delete - it's funny, but Redundancy and AAAAAAAAA is enough--*Sir* Manforman 21:44, 20 October 2007 (UTC) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:28, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Two VFD templates? It's got to be really bad! RabbiTechno 10:45, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Bleh -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 14:48, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 19:11, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Kill Stupid and unfunny Elassint 20:15, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
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Kaylee Frye

Keep
Delete	Delete —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 13:51, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 18:14, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:20, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. RabbiTechno 10:40, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
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Chav

Keep	Keep Not quite so awful. —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 09:39, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Keep Surely deletion is a bit harsh? All it needs is a fix up. --Grue Hunter 10:56, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Keep, innit? Often added to, parts often rewritten. If someone did a full rewrite it'd be fine. RabbiTechno 10:37, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Keep Ahh come on y'can't get rid of this. It's not that bad. (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 21, 20:23 Keep - I think it just needs a cleanup. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:42, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Innit. This site has enough good British humor already. No room for bad! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:36, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:11, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
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Shut the fuck up

Keep	STFU and Keep it I thought this article is good in the version that I look at. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:07, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete and re-redirect to Shot your fuck up. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:31, 20 October 2007 (UTC) OR to STFU. or redirect both to Shot. -- Le Cejak • <-> 01:51, 20 October 2007 (UTC) NO U --General Insineratehymn 01:57, 20 October 2007 (UTC) STFU —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 09:47, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Chuck Norris, as a way of saying "Shut the fuck up" -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:04, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 18:09, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Redirect as per TKF. RabbiTechno 10:32, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	This is closed, by the way. I just created the redirect, so it looks like it's open. Don't let that fool you. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Someone vs someone

Keep	Keep. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:20, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Yea Keep --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:28, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Seems like a bad idea, not at all encyclopedic, but it made me laugh, and not at how bad it is. Needs a tidy up though. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:47, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Sure -- Le Cejak • <-> 12:24, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. Elassint 23:42, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Not great, but not crap. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:01, 21 October 2007 (UTC) Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:24, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete --*Sir* Manforman 00:52, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Weak delete. It's not bad, but the same sort of idea is done better here. RabbiTechno 13:25, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Delete —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 09:47, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:00, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Weak Delete It's vaguely amusing, but at the end of the day it pushes all of the wrong buttons for me. Gratuitous namedropping, while in context, is rampant. Also, too reliant on "THEY'RE DEAD" for laughs, which I didn't laugh at. Plus, the fact that it's already been done, as well as the fact that I don't like it. Therefore, I say delete.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:45, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
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Scentipedia

Keep	Keep. Its not that bad. It's a vaguely interesting idea, not shabbily executed, there's a couple of decent lines in there, it's not too random, dumb, listy or whatever. There are far worse articles than this. Maybe give it a rewrite tag, but I can't see why this should go. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:43, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Weak keep. Deserves a stay of execution. RabbiTechno 13:22, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Keep —Com ra de Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk \| Contribs \| Award) 09:47, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Keep. I smell cookies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:33, 20 October 2007 (UTC) Keep But it Needs more smells. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:32, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete This has been on my deathlist since Sunday, now it is time to die --*Sir* Manforman 00:51, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:43, 19 October 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:55, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
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