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From the Chief • Audio • Podcast • Goldstein Award • Foolitzer Prize • Ask Cthulhu • Ask Hal 9000 • Tech Support Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss Also, this other stuff happened See also: [[{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]
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	edit Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's. For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there. On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring. In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there. Special Weather Report: Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today. Global Warming Indicator If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macaques, you would get a number nowhere near the accuracy of this forecast.
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