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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss
Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss
LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss
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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's.
- Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
That's not just any tornado in Texas.. Chuck Norris just broke wind.
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Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, do you wonder why?
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