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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.


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  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.


  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.


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A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.

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