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	edit Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground. In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops. In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time. Special Weather Report: This shit so fire, it's burning down hundreds of square miles in California. Global Warming Indicator If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macaques, you would get a number nowhere near the accuracy of this forecast.
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