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Most Recent Film News

• 02 Feb 2025: Trump's Taken audition leaked
• 19 Jun 2021: Paddington 2 declared greatest movie ever made, Citizen Kane now sucks
• 14 Mar 2021: Charles Grodin Museum reopens to the public
• 06 Mar 2021: Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon
• 23 Oct 2020: Face masks are 5G conspiracy by Silver Shamrock Novelties
• 23 Sep 2020: Joe Biden to remake The Mask
• 12 Jul 2020: UnNews remembers Ennio Morricone
• 04 Mar 2020: U.S. warns Gerard Depardieu: Stay out of our elections
• 25 Dec 2019: Ryan Coogler on Gilliam's Brazil: 'What the fuck is this?'
• 13 Nov 2019: James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead
• 21 Oct 2019: Comcast moves Boomer and cinephile movie channel to sports package
• 20 Oct 2019: Empire Magazine resurrects Stanley Kubrick to ask his opinion about Marvel movies
• 01 Sep 2019: Boxcar Bertha to be Scorsese's shortest movie ever
• 21 Aug 2019: Florida man turns Spider-Man into Carpenter's They Live
• 16 May 2018: UnNews remembers Margot Kidder
• 22 Apr 2018: Verne Troyer, Mini-Me, dies
• 05 Mar 2018: Oscar winners 2018
• 13 Mar 2017: Russia rigs Oscars! Moonlight wins Best Picture after announcing La La Land
• 09 Mar 2017: UnNews remembers Robert Osborne
• 21 Jul 2016: Keanu Reeves to teach acting class
• 30 May 2016: John Carpenter returns to Halloween franchise
• 27 Jan 2016: Abe Vigoda ends unbroken living streak after 94 years
• 24 Jan 2016: Weinsteins lose rights to Halloween
• 27 Nov 2014: Activision announces Call of Duty movie
• 24 Aug 2014: Lucy movie affects viewers' brains
• 01 Dec 2013: Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident
• 28 Aug 2013: Matt Damon announced to play Robin
• 06 Apr 2013: Review:Ebert biopic a triumph dispite occasional flaws
• 22 Mar 2013: Christopher Nolan discusses unproduced Halloween reboot
• 30 Jan 2013: JJ Abrams confuses Star Trek and Star Wars
• 15 Jan 2013: Emma Stone spoils all of the Amazing Spider-Man sequel
• 15 Jan 2013: Oscars make horrible mistake; Nolan to direct fourth Batman
• 11 Apr 2012: John Carter 2 in works!
• 07 Dec 2011: TMZ: Directors trash acclaimed sequels
• 30 Nov 2011: Robert Downey Jr. is convinced he IS Ironman
• 28 Sep 2011: Movie theater to split movie, concession stand, bathroom services into separate entities
• 10 Aug 2011: How the Halloween franchise can dig itself out of its hole
• 01 Aug 2011: Congressional leaders agree to enter the matrix
• 07 Jun 2011: Great white shark eats Kevorkian; blames AC/DC
• 06 Jun 2011: Spielberg masterpiece Flintstones coming to Blu-ray
• 18 May 2011: Hollywood: Horror audiences "expect the abject"
• 14 May 2011: Super-real action film being shot in Libya
• 08 Apr 2011: Ghost of Philip K. Dick horrified by movies based on his work
• 07 Apr 2011: Fans, celebrities celebrate Tron Blu-ray release
• 24 Mar 2011: Elizabeth Taylor's death leaves Elton John as the biggest dame in Hollywood
• 22 Mar 2011: Nickelodeon remasters Harriet the Spy, Good Burger for Blu-ray release
• 08 Mar 2011: Lucas to re-interpret Solo-Greedo duel
• 07 Mar 2011: Spielberg plans WikiLeaks motion picture
• 13 Feb 2011: Steven Spielberg presents Stonehenge Apocalypse
• 24 Jan 2011: Beyonce to remake Eastwood classic
• 18 Jan 2011: Morgan Freeman to play Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit"
• 08 Jan 2011: Three-year-old steals, sells Biden screenplay
• 31 Dec 2010: Ebert calls YouTube video "Oscar worthy"
• 18 Dec 2010: Ebert: Yogi Bear is shit in the woods
• 13 Dec 2010: "Sarnia" leads at box office
• 09 Nov 2010: Warner Bros to acquire Harry Potter
• 08 Nov 2010: Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player
• 29 Oct 2010: Shit That Pisses Me Off:Netflix, Iron Man 2, BTTF, Alien, etc.
• 10 Oct 2010: Star Wars: 3D and beyond
• 06 Oct 2010: Hatchet II director Adam Green to direct Superman reboot
• 21 Sep 2010: Betty White to play Catwoman in Batman 3
• 17 Sep 2010: Pope Benedict to play Blofeld in the new James Bond film
• 19 Aug 2010: Star Wars Blu-rays will not include unaltered versions; fans pissed
• 27 Jul 2010: Mel Gibson at heart of government conspiracy
• 23 Jul 2010: Nerd Army Invades San Diego... AGAIN!
• 22 Jul 2010: Ramona and Beavis (2010) Review
• 18 Jul 2010: Mel Gibson, victim or villain?
• 17 Jul 2010: Paris Hilton is French Connection?
• 16 Jul 2010: Potential 90s nostalgia reboots
• 03 Jul 2010: United States government cracks down on digital piracy
• 20 Jun 2010: Bruce Willis farts in "Die Hard"
• 05 Jun 2010: Jason Bateman mistakes Tootsie for actual woman
• 02 Jun 2010: Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo
• 27 May 2010: Actress Michelle Yeoh donates kevlar helmets to schoolchildren in the Philippines
• 19 May 2010: Man Pumps Seabiscuit
• 16 May 2010: Carpenter buys back rights to "Halloween"
• 02 May 2010: Narrow-minded Blu-ray players refuse to play "overrated" Avatar
• 21 Apr 2010: Pixar film deemed too racy, gets X rating
• 30 Mar 2010: Runaways filmmakers to produce NSYNC biopic
• 28 Mar 2010: Catholic Church to ordain reptilian priest
• 18 Mar 2010: "Green Zone" shocks the nation
• 16 Mar 2010: Lindsay Lohan auditions for "Halloween III" as Michael Myers
• 15 Mar 2010: Final death toll from Oscars
• 08 Mar 2010: Oscar night confirms rumor: Farrah Fawcett faked her death
• 28 Feb 2010: Paramount and Sea World announce remake of horror film, "Orca"
• 21 Feb 2010: Some guy named Haig dies
• 10 Feb 2010: Mars new confection: Jesus' Pieces
• 28 Dec 2009: Mel Gibson goes to ground
• 19 Dec 2009: Avatar spectacular, Jedi, others dejected
• 11 Dec 2009: Weinsteins: "We are fucked!"
• 05 Dec 2009: Jim Varney resurrected for new film role
• 29 Nov 2009: "Halloween II" Blu Ray and DVD announced; Rob Zombie retires
• 22 Nov 2009: Girls Gone Wild franchise in legal trouble again
• 15 Nov 2009: A Vampire Version of "Gone With The Wind" Gets the Go Ahead
• 01 Sep 2009: "Halloween" series to reboot after "Final Destination" victory
• 13 Aug 2009: Miley Cyrus: "I wanna be a role model for youth"
• 18 Jul 2009: Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak
• 02 Jul 2009: Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden selected as new Grim Reaper
• 26 Jun 2009: Bill Murray commits suicide in 80s entertainment death pact
• 09 Jun 2009: Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert
• 07 Jun 2009: New Samuel L. Jackson movie, "Goats In A Tree"
• 03 Jun 2009: Movie Maven notices that Kate Winslet is a whore
• 03 Jun 2009: "Titanic" sequel canceled due to Millvina Dean death, bullshit plot
• 24 May 2009: New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating
• 07 May 2009: Swine Flu, Part 2 trailer released
• 06 May 2009: Uncyclopedia to introduce new front page
• 30 Apr 2009: Wolverine hits the big screen
• 25 Apr 2009: "Halloween 2: H2" trailer debuts on Uncyclopedia, Daeg Faerch superimposed, and more!
• 19 Apr 2009: High School Musical reboot in progress
• 10 Apr 2009: Ten most disturbing films ever?
• 22 Mar 2009: Beetleborgs, Street Sharks, Space Ghost to hit big screen
• 07 Mar 2009: Rob Zombie fired from Halloween sequel, "H2," due to beard length; Daeg Faerch rehired
• 21 Feb 2009: Eddie Murphy has artistic license revoked.
• 15 Jan 2009: "Saw VI" got a G-rating by the MPAA
• 21 Dec 2008: Sarah Palin and Sherry Johnston to star in new movie, "Meet the Inlaws"
• 05 Dec 2008: Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition
• 05 Dec 2008: Batman snubbed at 2008 Gotham Awards
• 27 Nov 2008: YouTube changes aspect ratio to 2.35:1, users pissed
• 22 Oct 2008: Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’
• 29 Aug 2008: Movie character fails to heed helpful advice
• 26 Aug 2008: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie
• 14 Aug 2008: Exclusive: Is the 2008 movie "Soul Men" cursed after Mac, Hayes deaths?
• 07 Aug 2008: Subtleties of 'Disaster Movie' Trailer Lost on Area Man
• 22 Jul 2008: Exclusive -- Is "Space Chimps" too dark for kids?
• 08 Jul 2008: Nicole labelled 'fit mom'
• 15 Jun 2008: Smurfs live-action movie announced
• 25 May 2008: Giant ants outraged by depictions in Indiana Jones film
• 19 May 2008: Hilary Clinton to have a cameo in Napoleon Dynamite II: The Search For Joan Rivers' Implan...
• 16 May 2008: Pope to appear in Girls Gone Wild film so Americans will know who he is
• 02 Apr 2008: Oliver Stone poised for success with upcoming revisionist film
• 15 Mar 2008: Ernest goes back to jail for remake
• 11 Feb 2008: Scheider death blamed on shark
• 11 Jan 2008: A Divine Secret of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: (Uncensored Version)
• 30 Oct 2007: Bush to play Darth Vader in latest Star Wars movie
• 18 Sep 2007: Ben Stiller renews pact with Devil
• 11 Sep 2007: Osama bin Laden to release next video exclusively on Blu-ray DVD
• 02 Sep 2007: Michael Myers escapes from sanitarium, kills Christopher Walken
• 27 Aug 2007: Ebert & Roeper to introduce new review method
• 21 Aug 2007: Jet Li attacks Chinese film censors
• 20 Aug 2007: Eleven Killed on Boll Film Set
• 12 Aug 2007: New "Halloween" movie getting little promotion; world in panic
• 04 Aug 2007: Ving Rhames' dog kills zombie
• 28 Jul 2007: Fears film may spark fresh wave of deicides
• 27 Jun 2007: Man found dead in theatre showing G-rated movie
• 26 Jun 2007: General Ripper to head peace delegation to Russia
• 16 Jun 2007: Rob Zombie:"Halloween will be rated G"
• 20 May 2007: Soylent Green sues Heston for defamation
• 03 May 2007: MPAA introduces new HD-DVD encryption scheme
• 16 Apr 2007: Boy found at home, alone
• 03 Apr 2007: Greeks hate new documentary
• 16 Mar 2007: "Leprechaun" remake in the works
• 12 Mar 2007: Spartans flood box office; won't leave
• 26 Feb 2007: Mel Brooks latest film exclusive "Life of MelGibson"
• 25 Feb 2007: Peter O'Toole eaten alive by Last King of Scotland star Forest Whitaker
• 11 Feb 2007: Wonder Woman "not so wonderful anymore"
• 01 Feb 2007: Boston thrown into chaos after nuclear detonations
• 27 Jan 2007: Second Baby Ruth Sighting!
• 18 Jan 2007: Dakota Fanning sacrificed in new film
• 29 Nov 2006: New Land Before Time film 'set to be darker'
• 01 Sep 2006: Stolen copy of Craven's "Scream" film recovered by police
• 17 Jun 2006: Dumbfuck Mountain branded politically incorrect by Republicans
• 05 Jan 2006: JIF sues Wonka

Featured Film News

• James Dean named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Dead" (Pictured)
• Donald Trump kidnapped by European Union, turned into walrus
• Chicago boy found dead was allegedly left home alone by bumbling family
• Actress Michelle Yeoh gifts kevlar helmets to Filipino schoolchildren
• Movie character fails to heed advice of Pennsylvania woman, dies
• Osama bin Laden is rewarded with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame