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The LGBT Portal

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Years ago, gay simply meant happy. It was a simple innocuous adjective used to describe the time had by Fred Flintstone whilst eating muffins or blowing a bassoon. You could have a Gay Day without having to put your penis anywhere, and even if your surname was 'Gay' you could probably get through school with most of your own teeth. Then everything got really complicated... This was further proven when Jon Stemm, homosexual advocate, was quoted saying, “The only thing gayer than wrestling is me!” (Full article...)

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Homosexuality. A serious mental disorder that affects almost 1 in 50 Americans. But did you know, your homosexuality affects other people too? Oh yes, if you have the flu and deliberately expose others to the disease you're automatically a selfish prick. If you are a gay person who thinks "So what if I'm gay? It's nobody else's business." Then you are clearly forgetting about the following people:

  • God - God wrote in his own book that he disapproves of things like gay men and the consumption of shrimp. God can also see everything. By being gay, think of all the hours of gay porn you are literally forcing a man, who already feels uncomfortable on the subject, to watch.…
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Gay Pride

A typical God of Pride. To demonstrate the gay subcultural principle of diversity, we have picked an example whose hair isn't even bleached. Edgy!

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Quote of the Week

“Do not attempt to refresh this page; there is only a single quote here, and it is gay.”

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Homosexuality in the News

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Books and Other Media

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Did You Know...

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… Batman is gay?
… Wonder Woman is gay?
… Ali Khamenei is gay?
… Kanye West is gay?
… Manowar are gay?
… David was gay?
… Saw V was gay?
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Non-Straight Articles

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