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I awoke with a start and reached for my alarm clock, still screaming away at me into the side of my head. The sound was excruciating, boring a hole into my significantly small brain and rattling it within my cavernous skull. Unable to reach the alarm clock, I rolled myself over to it, but lost control and fell off of my bed.
"Still gotta get used to this damned tail." I cursed through my teeth and kicked the clock into the corner, which must have either stopped the alarm or destroyed the entire clock. In addition to my tail, my powerful legs were something else I still hadn't adjusted to yet. (Full article...)
|Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity.|
- Alex Trebek
- Lincoln Logs
- Where Is Everybody?
- UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals)
- Avi Toledano
- Eli Roth
- Film (remake)
- African American
- Worst 100 Reflections on 2018
- Ray Charles
- Bernardo Butterlucci
- Urban Dictionary
- Statement of faith
- Baka the Master Builder
- John Cena
- Africa (Toto song)
- UnReviews:Terminator 6
- Fall Out Boy (5 billionth rewrite)
- Chevy Chase
- Jingle All the Way of the Gun (rewrite)
- Halloween (2018 film)
- Patti Smith
- Ali Khamenei
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (retitled rewrite)
- Art's True Meanings
- Fear Factory
- Faith No More
- How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket
- Queens of the Stone Age
- The Larry Sanders Show
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.
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To be completely honest,
I didn't get those awards.