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Platinum is an extremely expensive, yet highly ordinary metal. It is essentially one of over ninety silverly metals. Gold and Copper, the colorful ones, are the envy of Platinum to no end. Then why is it so expensive? Because Platinum is literally the most anti-social metal ever. It refuses to react with anything, even Halogens, and almost every single acid known to science can not even stain it. One thing that can react with it is Aqua Regia, meaning royal water. It is arrogantly so named because it can react with the kings of metals Gold and Platinum. Talk about ego!

Platinum is commonly used by people in high grade laboratory equipment and in jewelry for people who consider themselves too posh to use common gold jewelry. It can also be found residing in the Earth's crust at a concentration of roughly one part per billion. Platinum is the 78th element of the periodic table, it is derived from the Latin word "Platina" which literally means "Little silver", despite costing roughly 60 times more than silver. (Full article...)

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David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker
Won't somebody think of the children?!
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Crop Finger (history, logs)

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I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 22.5
Nomination:
For Votes: 28.5
  1. Self-Nom and For because africa has had enough punishment. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:17, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  2. For, I found one of these in my backyard. --OsirisX 02:33, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  3. For--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG7+::: 03:45, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  4. For, yeah up yours as well --Northy 19: 48, 21 May (my time again!)
  5. Yes! - Sikon 11:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  6. For. Did you edit this pic, Kaizer? If so, very good work. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 13:43, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  7. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:52, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  8. for lol--Staff Sergent Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 17:08, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  9. For. I love it. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 02:18, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. Finally, proof of intelligent life in the universe. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:18, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  11. Reserved For. Even though there are a million like it, none are as yet a featured picture so I think it deserves it. --129.96.142.18 03:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  12. For --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:40, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  13. For. Nice. Spang talk 13:39, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. This could be trouble for us earthlings. Watch the skies. Swordmaster 18:19, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  15. For, although I always thought I'd be the first one to put a middle finger on the front page. --EvilZak 20:52, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
  16. For no reason should this not be featured.--Witt E, 01:11, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
  17. anon32
  18. MoneySign
  19. flyingfeline
  20. Admiral06
  21. Micoolio101,
  22. Feureau
  23. Marco Raimey
  24. Denester
  25. AAA!
  26. Llama-Llover
  27. §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
  28. Feureau
  29. ISeeDeadPixels
  30. Ljlego
  31. For Awesome pic!!!
Against Votes: 6
  1. Onific Against. I just don't think it's front page material, sorry. --Witty Guy bitch at me 18:20, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against Well, I think some kids go on this site and, there parents might make them stop going on here because of this picture. The thing 23:12, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  3. Bradaphraser
  4. Zombiebaron
  5. Rcmurphy
  6. Misteryukimura
Comments

Featuredrc (t) 01:02, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

  • For. But then I'll change my vote to against on PFP so... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:09, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Soor --ZB 12:19, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

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