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Saturday, October 3, 2020
The Center for Disease Control released a statement this week recommending that Americans eat their own boogers to curb the spread of coronavirus. A months-long study shows eating boogers to be the most effective strategy in the battle against COVID-19; much more effective than social distancing, washing hands or coughing into a condom. The science behind booger-eating is that the virus typical gets trapped in mucus, which crusts over and encloses the virus. Before the virus can escape, you have to eat it and let it be destroyed by your stomach acids. In addition to destroying the virus at the source, further studies show that booger consumption builds the immune system, and thus keeps you protected against COVID and other diseases. A person who regularly commits to a steady diet of boogers is essentially impervious to death. (Full article...)
|Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.|
- Alex Trebek
- Lincoln Logs
- Where Is Everybody?
- UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals)
- Avi Toledano
- Eli Roth
- Film (remake)
- African American
- Worst 100 Reflections on 2018
- Ray Charles
- Bernardo Butterlucci
- Urban Dictionary
- Statement of faith
- Baka the Master Builder
- John Cena
- Africa (Toto song)
- UnReviews:Terminator 6
- Fall Out Boy (5 billionth rewrite)
- Chevy Chase
- Jingle All the Way of the Gun (rewrite)
- Halloween (2018 film)
- Patti Smith
- Ali Khamenei
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (retitled rewrite)
- Art's True Meanings
- Fear Factory
- Faith No More
- How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket
- Queens of the Stone Age
- The Larry Sanders Show
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.
ZZZZ I L K K OO Zilko won some award!! Z I L KKK O O Click Here to see Zilko, the greatest Newspaper Magazine. Z I L KKK O O ZZZZ I LLLL K K OO (C) UnZeta/Rabdon Entertainment 2020
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To be completely honest,
I didn't get those awards.