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Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne was not a good one. In fact, it was probably the worst estimate I have ever seen. In fact, it was probably the worst estimate in the history of estimating. I'm not sure you even understand the concept of estimating. When you estimate, you're supposed to make an educated guess based on prior experience. You are not supposed to select a completely random number of any size and run with it. I guess you've learned your lesson. But let's just take a moment to run through all the clues you had that you are a poor estimator. (Full article...)
|August 6, 1945: After being given superpowers by the Manhattan Project, Harry S. Truman, the Truman Torch, personally drops the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, signalling the beginning of the end of World War II.
Truman's flight was the culmination of the Manhattan Project, a sustained secret project by the United States military to develop superpowers in order to resurrect the American Justice Coalition. Because superhero technology was so valuable, the project was disguised as an effort to create a nuclear bomb, a deception that was so complete that the nuclear bomb was also developed. Subsequently, all American presidents have been endowed with superpowers and occasionally fight together as the New American Justice Coalition.
- Lincoln Logs
- Where Is Everybody?
- UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals)
- Avi Toledano
- Eli Roth
- Film (remake)
- African American
- Worst 100 Reflections on 2018
- Ray Charles
- Bernardo Butterlucci
- Urban Dictionary
- Statement of faith
- Baka the Master Builder
- John Cena
- Africa (Toto song)
- UnReviews:Terminator 6
- Fall Out Boy (5 billionth rewrite)
- Chevy Chase
- Jingle All the Way of the Gun (rewrite)
- Halloween (2018 film)
- Patti Smith
- Ali Khamenei
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (retitled rewrite)
- Art's True Meanings
- Fear Factory
- Faith No More
- How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket
- Queens of the Stone Age
- The Larry Sanders Show
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.
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To be completely honest,
I didn't get those awards.