User talk:Paizuri/Archive 1

I am glad you like it here I am glad you like it here. Again, Welcome! Hello, Paizuri! I'm here to welcome you again. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:07, 20 September 2009

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Duh! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Forum on non-neutral articles

Thanks for your response to my question in the Forum. This New Hampshirite noted your use of the US flag only to ask whether the difference in reaction to Barack Obama was the difference between living in the US and joking about it from abroad. The prior discussion was at Talk:Barack Obama#His life as a newborn. I'd appreciate your reaction to those comments, and your opinion on how to proceed with the article. Spıke ¬  12:42 31-Oct-09

Alright, I'll see what I can do. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

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Suryavarman II

I changed my vote to Keep in VFD, but I had a long time understanding where you were coming from with this--chalk it up to my recurring problem dealing with alternate narrating voices--I keep expecting to read the work of the impartial encyclopedia writer. You do give me a hint in Section 1 that the narrator is a kid who's just bought a new pack of game cards--Perhaps give that hint in the intro? And I personally needed a bigger hint that "Civilization 4" is a game. Would you mind making the illustrations wrapping thumbnails instead of having them commandeer white space out to both margins? Spıke ¬  23:25 14-Nov-09

Aw, it got vfd'd while I was gone? Oh well. I really didn't work too hard on that rewrite; I was trying to make it sound like a guy who plays Civilization way too much wrote it, so I guess as someone who fits that description it would be hard for someone on the outside to understand it... so do you think it would sound better if it written more like an "impartial encyclopedia writer?" Because I really don't know that much about the guy. Regarding the pictures, I don't think I know how to do that...I haven't been editing here for very long.—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

The discussion is at Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive194#Suryavarman II. Hyperbole saved the article; he is a Civ 4 player (I am not) and he explained exactly why your treatment is a riot. I am not saying I think it would be better written impartially! but am referring to my recurring difficulty with articles that are not--which is not your fault. (Details are here in the forum if you care.) I will say that when your "kid" tells me I have a limited attention span, I bristle so much ("Don't insult the reader!") that I stop looking for the humor. Anyway, a challenge to you is to write that article so well that a non-Civ-4 player can see what Hyperbole explained about the absurdity of your creation. Good luck! Spıke ¬  03:57 19-Nov-09

Okay, thanks! I'll try working on that over Thanksgiving break... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Queen Elizabeth I

Just checking--did you vote for this article on VFH? The history identifies an IP number, not a user name. If it was you, then it's a 1 vote, if it's an IP, then it's 1/2. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:00, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that was me. I got logged out for some reason and didn't notice... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

OK cool. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't somebody impersonating you. Also this site's been logging people out and making it hard for people to log in. I think there's something wrong with the new sign in thing, which I reported. Hopefully it will get fixed soon. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:12, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed the registration thing looked different. Wikia tends to kinda fuck up sometimes with stuff like that. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

VFD

So, are you planning to add the {{VFD}} tag to those articles you're nominating? Because if not, they all get kept as "invalid nom". Just a friendly tip! --UU - natter 11:59, Nov 30

Oh, crap! I was so tired when I did that I completely forgot about hte template.. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

No worries - done that before myself, hence the tip! --UU - natter 12:45, Nov 30

Port

You nominated this as a "stupid stub." Without claiming that User:SPIKE/Port is no longer stupid, it is clearly no longer a stub, so would you flip to Keep so I can get a Save? Thanks. Spıke ¬  22:07 4-Dec-09

Thanks! Spıke ¬  22:53 4-Dec-09

Thanks a lot!

You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story! Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Slithy Tove 00:43, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

DID YOU SANITIZE AND DISINFECT THAT TEMPLATE BEFORE GIVING IT TO ME???! o_0 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Peter Pan

User:SPIKE/Peter Pan corrects the problems in your original nomination. Please reconsider your vote if you find it keepable. Spıke ¬  11:35 14-Dec-09

signacher

I vandalized your signature. Feel free to undo it. If you want to be really cool, you'd set it up so it's red normally and that salmon color if you've visited it already. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:01, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, that. I had a suggestion until I saw exactly what you're describing. I don't know if that's possible with a signature; User:PuppyOnTheRadio might know. You can have your signature change by saving your signature as an image (gif, etc.) and having it change to a different image with the mouse over it, but that's not the same thing. If you find someone who knows how to do that salmon color thing after you've visited it, let me know, OK? It's not covered in any of my holy books. I have so much to learn. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:40, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll ask him then. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

HTML links are multicolored. For example, I see "User:PuppyOnTheRadio" in blue, but "User:SPIKE/Peter Pan" above in purple because I've visited it recently. Any style sheet can set the color of a link, of a pointed-to link (Uncyclopedia instead uses underlining), and of a link that has been visited; and a signature file could contain a style sheet that would change the colors of a link inside the signature. The same thing doesn't apply to text that isn't a link. If you were hard-coding a web page, you could write a Javascript routine, triggered by the MouseOver event, to force the color of something to change (or even replace a GIF by another one). But I don't know how to embed Javascript into pages produced by Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬  19:58 15-Dec-09

Gosh, I remember hard-coding web pages. Those were the days. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Alas, poor Geocities. We knew ye well. The wiki can be a little restrictive when it comes to formatting. There's no way to force JavaScript on someone without an admin setting it up (think of the horrible abuse you could commit if you could put JavaScript anywhere!) and while limited CSS is allowed, I don't know how to override the a and a:visited settings in main.css. POTR might be able to help, and Socky might too. His sig is pretty CSS-laden. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:14, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Whose Geocities page was in West Hollywood?!? ... Nevermind.

Ah, the horrible abuse I could commit if I could put JavaScript anywhere indeed!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04:51, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I think my first webpage was on Geocities. Ah, the good old days. Sigh. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Eh, I've moved my sigs around so that one doesn't exist anymore. I just made it as kind of a joke for this forum. So, uh, you're all dismissed or something. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:10, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Your Userpage

..Is shaping up nicely. I'm quite proud of you, my little nooblet! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:07, 16 December 2009

Oh god, when I saw the section name in the contents I thought somehting was wrong... But thanks! I actually stole it from this guy. I figured he wouldn't be needing it anymore since he got infinibanned. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

Wow! Zana's never complimented my page like that! But, I suppose, well, ahem, I mostly stole all the good parts from her anyway and I've let it lay there like a roadkilled albatross baking in the sun for far too long so as to pursue other projects... so I guess that's why. I really should do something with it. Oh by the way, somehting is wrong. Somehting indeed.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

The layout is...nice, soothing... I was actually referring to the content. I LOL'd when I read your bio, it was sincere and funny. It's always interesting for me to learn what initially drew a user into this site, as I've been around pretty much since it was created (just a few weeks after I guess). I was touched by your picture(s) as well, as I'm sure they've touched you ;). Good humor and honesty - keep that up and you'll be a great writer here. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:29, 17 December 2009

Aw, thanks. That means a lot coming from an established writer of this site. On another topic, your Frida Kahlo article is pretty close to being featured. And speaking of featured articles (note my smooth transition) do I graduate from the AAN program when I make one? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:42, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe... I dunno, it's when I feel you're E, get it? Soon enough ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:02, 17 December 2009

In Gratitude

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Sig thingy

Yeah, hi Pelargonium, just a quick thing about your sig - don't suppose you want to include the date in there anywhere, do you? It makes life a lot easier for certain things, particularly over at VFD, when I'm trying to figure out how long a nom has been up. You don't have to, of course, but it would, y'know, be handy. Toodles! --UU - natter 12:38, Dec 17

Yeah, I was just starting to timestamp my signatures with my new one. I'm not really used to doing it, since I'm lazy but...yeah. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:39, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy

Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:26, 18 December 2009

lol ur laet ---テンジクアオイ (hanasu) (kōken) 21:30, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Mensaje!

Because you can never have too many thank-you templates. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:00, 18 December 2009

Angry Asian Kid

On VFD, you found this article "not that bad." If you find my rewrite even better, consider flipping to Delete to sub this in. It should be a deletion because it retains nothing but a form of the first sentence, and the photo and caption. 16:52 30-Dec PS--Overtaken by events. Sockpuppet, receiving a similar message, reasserted his Keep but two users on Keep have given me the green light to replace the article. Speak up if you disagree. PS--Having your page on watch during this dialogue, I had occasion to visit your user page and was impressed, especially from your message on my talk page and obvious desire for smooth working relations and good feelings. When I was your age, I merely wanted to be right and have everyone know it. Spıke ¬  01:57 1-Jan-10

Sorry I didn't anything about the Angry Asian Kid vote, I've just been kinda busy moving and stuff. And yes, you are someone I would like to have good relations with on this site. :) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:13, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh.

Well I was going to say something funny, but as I said, I forgot. And no, I don't want adoption... whatever that is. – Preceding unsigned comment added by KaleXD (talk • contribs)

Okay. Also, riiigghhttt, I should really remember that. --70.75.187.45 03:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Original Sin

I have made a footnote add to the Original Sin story. This is actually the true situation - Eastern Christians and Jews do not interpret the biblical story about Adam and Eve as anything to do with Original Sin. The author of this idea is St.Augustine. If you don't like this add , feel free to delete it but I was interested you were willing to try and find humour in this particular theological field ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

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A bouncy thanks!

Chuck would like to thank you!  For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

I'm late in giving you this, Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 09:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

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You sick freak.

Does your mommy know where you've been after school? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:27, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Uh! That was...for educational purposes only! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:33, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Silly wabbit, don't you know that art is subjective? <-- Quick, look before it's huffed... again. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:39, 5 January 2010

Oh God... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:41, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

I guess it's hereditary. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

On a serious note, the nipples are a no-no Pelargonium. so, I guess you need a sensor bar, or something. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:47, 5 January 2010

Really? Since when? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:48, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Notice how that page is in a userspace, not a mainspace article. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:51, 5 January 2010

I'll upload a censored version later, I guess. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

I can't believe we're having this discussion. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:53, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

You started it, not that it matters, because who am I to talk? (Although I do think it's incredibly sexist and I want some hot dude page on this site, now! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:56, 5 January 2010

Ew...men. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:58, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

You already have me. And this guy. And that guy. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:59, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, lemme see the full frontal photos then. BUT sorry Pelargonium, you have to be over 18, so you have to wait at least a few years until you can upload nudey photos... (PS: I do not smell fishy, Syndrome, quit shoving tuna up your nose.) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:13, 5 January 2010

I think this somehow all reveals the naked truth, but I'm not sure.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 08:35 (UTC)

Nipples

Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

Look around enough and you'll find others' "secret girlie picture" pages in their userspace.--    12:39, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

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More nipples! You almost have a not-so-secret girly picture talk page!--    16:18, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:54, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

dicks lol —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:19, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Your WIP on Burka withered away and died

And since you still be seeming to work on it - I moved it here. ~ 09:01, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, that's what happened to it. Thanks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:23, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

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I LIKE PIE!!!

Hey, you've seen me on User talk:Zana Dark, right?--I LIKE PIE!!! 01:49, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. Wassup? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 08:34, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Remember, you were going to say something then you forgot. Hey, is that a copycat I see down there with the I LIKE CAKE!!!.--I LIKE PIE!!! 13:02, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

:::Yep. You also seem to have a [religion|religious]] hatred of proper [[[MediaWiki|formatting]. Better do something about it before you get {[ban|banned]] again. {[User:Pelargonium/sig}}

What 'you mean?--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:25, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

Didn't you just get banned for removing colons from conversatons and such? It was in the UnSignpost above this section. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:46, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh, well I did get banned for 48 hours for those collons that Zana Dark (Zany Park) made.--I LIKE PIE!!! 13:26, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Does Zana know you're calling her "Zany?" —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:53, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

I LIKE CAKE!!!

Hi, saw your note on Avatar. The construciton template didn't seem to mean anything, so I took it off and reworked the page into an already existing storyline (that the film is a documentary) and maybe if people can use that as a spine the story will stop wandering and shape up into an interesting page. Thoughts? Thanks, Aleister in Chains Pandora, MMX

okay i'll check out ur edits later cuz im in school right now hehe —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:53, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Alright, let's check this baby out. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:55, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Ahh. You just ripped out the entire section on the documentary and replaced it with a plot summary which summarizes the real movie. Why not at least leave the documentary section and not huff it, and then say the "supposed plot" of the public film or something. Aleister in Chains MMX

I took out that part because it just wasn't very well-written and amateur-ish. Did you have any ideas to make it better? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:53, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

It could have been made better, but at least it was a premise rescued from lots and lots of stupidness coming onto the page. I'm worried that the page is aimless again, no story line, and your plot was just a summary which I think the IP's will tear apart very quickly. Do you have an idea for a story line if you didn't like that one? To me, what's more fun than Cameron's film being a documentary, a report on what happened to him when he was taken to Pandora and fought Halliburton and Blackwater to save his forest friends, and then made a film about it. I'm concerned that the reign of the IP's will overrun the page at some point soon, and it needs to find some storyline to stick too. Good to meet you too! Nice work. Aleister in Chains mmx

Okay...why don't we discuss this on the article's talk page so we can properly collab? Sorry about getting off on kind of a bad start. That's what you get for just jumping into a project without discussing beforehand what to do or something. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:00, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

You are correct. Will get to the talk page soon, thanks for the spanking. Ally in Chains I like cake, MMX

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Awards of the Year race thrillingly poised By UU Yes folks, as the first month of this new decade lurches slowly and falteringly towards conclusion, the ... of the Year awards showdown is accelerating towards a thrilling climax! Your ever-topical UnSignpost mascot DogNewspaper therefore brings you this essential and timely guide to the runners and riders!. In the most prestigious award of the lot, Writer of the Year, the race for second place behind prolific funny factory and champion-elect Hype is neck and neck between apparently-no-longer-hirsute TKF fan-club president and feature-machine Guildy and low-profile but high-quality-output, er, feature-machine Sog1970. But wait! There's still a chance they could get caught by the chasing pack of little-known and modest Scouser Mhaille, hetero macho-man Orian57, antipodean canine PuppyOnTheRadio and none-more-metal mosher Monika. Oh, and some other chancers have been nommed without polling a single vote (including DrStrange, who is currently looking likely to become the first Uncyclopedian ever to win WotM twice, but hasn't carried that form over to WotY - odd). Meanwhile, over at PotY, the race for second place behind Sonje is even closer, with both Modus and some n00b polling a creditable one nom but no votes each! Who will pull ahead by the end of the month? It's a competition you just can't keep your eyes off! Disappointingly, the UotY vote lets the side down, with seemingly a boring old race for first place between Belgian one-man categorisation whirlwind, maintenance addict, broken thing fixer, BUTT POOP!!! junkie and footwear-as-handwear exponent Socky and handsome English admin who wrote this article and is not in the least bit biased UU. The apparent scramble to be runner-up to whichever of these two is runner-up is far more interesting, as non-stop wikifixer MadMax goes up against Welsh Rarebit RabbiTechno, not-Yorkshire-enough admin Mordillo, vowel-free-zone Mnbvcxz and Moterfucking Nigger Lover Roman Dog Bird. Damned with the faint praise of a nom with no votes in this category are the pants bomber, talk page king FU Spang, human non-sequitur generator Modus and absent but deadly hockey nut Gerry. And finally, over where it's really at, the NotD cockfight is almost impossible to call! Will plucky outsider RC hold off the challenge of Apple, Apples and Maddie's life? The tension is quite literally unbearable! But remember kids: whoever "wins", we're all still losers. And now, your not-at-all-struggling-for-material Signpost brings you... Horoscopes! By GlobalTourniquet Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - This week, you have a dream, that one day you will be judged not by the color of your skin but by Simon Cowell. Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - If Martin Luther King had believed them when they told him "Silence is golden", he never would have accomplished his great work in the cause of civil rights. You, on the other hand, are just a mouthy bitch. Silence is golden. For the rest of this week's horoscopes in full, see the horoscopes page, obviously.

Check out these pages! Narcissism? On the intertubes? Serious businesszzzzszszz - sorry, nodded off there Breaking News: We're The Worst! From our logs: 06:45, 20 January 2010 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) blocked I LIKE PIE!!! (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 48 hours ‎ (This is your local formatting nazi-admin reminding you to stop undoing people's formatting fixes. Learn to wiki, pl0x. And don't harrass people trying to help.) 01:04, 18 January 2010 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 68.61.194.228 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (suspected homophobe. might hate gays. or he's just a faggot.) 12:33, 18 January 2010 Codeine (Talk | contribs) blocked 196.12.233.26 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (And the Lord said unto me, "Cursed are the page blankers, for they are the least of my creations; take up thy banhammer and smite them") Biopic of the Week Conscientious vote-machine Romartus has been around longer than you might think - kick-starting his Uncyc career with a series of DYK suggestions, before hitting his stride. Known as one of the more "demanding" voters on VFH, Romartus has also been diligently saving some of the less-deserving articles on VFD. He also breeds tropical ferrets. One of the previous statements is a lie, introduced by the biographer in lieu of a joke. Use your skill and judgement to work out which one! Old-School Featured Article of the Week Really Big Tree is an article about a really big tree. This tree is of such an immense size, it is scarcely credible. Few trees deserve their own Uncyclopedia article, but the Really Big Tree deserves its own wiki. You may think you have encountered trees of impressive size before, but you haven't seen a tree at all until you've experienced the Really Big Tree! Cajek UnBlock of the week! MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) resurrected Cajek (Talk | contribs) (blocking Cajek is Sooooo old school. Unblocking Cajek is the new, new school. Not that I went to school. Obviously.) The (probably short-lived) return of UU's Obscure British Dialect Expression of the Week Were you to find yourself in Norwich, Engerland, you may happen upon a local. Were that local to then say to you "dew yew keep a troshin'", you may find yourself somewhat at a loss for a reasonable response - well, no more! Yes, your ever-useful UnSignpost is here to furnish you with a translation, which is: "take care of yourself". (It comes from "carry on with the threshing", if that helps, although we can't see how it would). So now if you find yourself in Norwich, Engerland, the only thing you have to worry about is getting out of there. Fast!

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Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot)  17:37, Jan 21

Thanks

Thanks! I'll use the door that's right over there I'm from Desciclopédia (how about create this article?), just here for... hm... for... well I don't know xD, but thanks anyway Truewww 01:31, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

HI~!

Hey, I started the article HowTo:Make a Death Star and I was happy to see that a day later, there was already someone editing it (if you don't know, that you XD)! >o< So thanks a whole lot for that! It made me want to get an account to tell you thank you (even if it was such a small contribution!). Oh, I've completed it if you want to check it out. Give me some tips if you can, please? That was my first article ever, inspired by HowTo:Take Over The World. :) --AF-StoryWeaver 23:51, January 25, 2010 (UTC)