User talk:Paizuri/Archive 1
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Again, Welcome!Hello, Paizuri! I'm here to welcome you again. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:07, 20 September 2009
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Duh! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
Forum on non-neutral articles
Thanks for your response to my question in the Forum. This New Hampshirite noted your use of the US flag only to ask whether the difference in reaction to Barack Obama was the difference between living in the US and joking about it from abroad. The prior discussion was at Talk:Barack Obama#His life as a newborn. I'd appreciate your reaction to those comments, and your opinion on how to proceed with the article. Spıke ¬ 12:42 31-Oct-09
Thanks!
Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:37, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
Suryavarman II
I changed my vote to Keep in VFD, but I had a long time understanding where you were coming from with this--chalk it up to my recurring problem dealing with alternate narrating voices--I keep expecting to read the work of the impartial encyclopedia writer. You do give me a hint in Section 1 that the narrator is a kid who's just bought a new pack of game cards--Perhaps give that hint in the intro? And I personally needed a bigger hint that "Civilization 4" is a game. Would you mind making the illustrations wrapping thumbnails instead of having them commandeer white space out to both margins? Spıke ¬ 23:25 14-Nov-09
- Aw, it got vfd'd while I was gone? Oh well. I really didn't work too hard on that rewrite; I was trying to make it sound like a guy who plays Civilization way too much wrote it, so I guess as someone who fits that description it would be hard for someone on the outside to understand it... so do you think it would sound better if it written more like an "impartial encyclopedia writer?" Because I really don't know that much about the guy. Regarding the pictures, I don't think I know how to do that...I haven't been editing here for very long.—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
- The discussion is at Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive194#Suryavarman II. Hyperbole saved the article; he is a Civ 4 player (I am not) and he explained exactly why your treatment is a riot. I am not saying I think it would be better written impartially! but am referring to my recurring difficulty with articles that are not--which is not your fault. (Details are here in the forum if you care.) I will say that when your "kid" tells me I have a limited attention span, I bristle so much ("Don't insult the reader!") that I stop looking for the humor. Anyway, a challenge to you is to write that article so well that a non-Civ-4 player can see what Hyperbole explained about the absurdity of your creation. Good luck! Spıke ¬ 03:57 19-Nov-09
Queen Elizabeth I
Just checking--did you vote for this article on VFH? The history identifies an IP number, not a user name. If it was you, then it's a 1 vote, if it's an IP, then it's 1/2. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 08:00, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, that was me. I got logged out for some reason and didn't notice... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
- OK cool. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't somebody impersonating you. Also this site's been logging people out and making it hard for people to log in. I think there's something wrong with the new sign in thing, which I reported. Hopefully it will get fixed soon. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 08:12, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
VFD
So, are you planning to add the {{VFD}} tag to those articles you're nominating? Because if not, they all get kept as "invalid nom". Just a friendly tip! --UU - natter 11:59, Nov 30
- Oh, crap! I was so tired when I did that I completely forgot about hte template.. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
Port
You nominated this as a "stupid stub." Without claiming that User:SPIKE/Port is no longer stupid, it is clearly no longer a stub, so would you flip to Keep so I can get a Save? Thanks. Spıke ¬ 22:07 4-Dec-09
Thanks! Spıke ¬ 22:53 4-Dec-09
Thanks a lot!
You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story!
Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!! |
Slithy Tove 00:43, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
- DID YOU SANITIZE AND DISINFECT THAT TEMPLATE BEFORE GIVING IT TO ME???! o_0 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
Peter Pan
User:SPIKE/Peter Pan corrects the problems in your original nomination. Please reconsider your vote if you find it keepable. Spıke ¬ 11:35 14-Dec-09
signacher
I vandalized your signature. Feel free to undo it. If you want to be really cool, you'd set it up so it's red normally and that salmon color if you've visited it already. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:01, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, that. I had a suggestion until I saw exactly what you're describing. I don't know if that's possible with a signature; User:PuppyOnTheRadio might know. You can have your signature change by saving your signature as an image (gif, etc.) and having it change to a different image with the mouse over it, but that's not the same thing. If you find someone who knows how to do that salmon color thing after you've visited it, let me know, OK? It's not covered in any of my holy books. I have so much to learn. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 19:40, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- HTML links are multicolored. For example, I see "User:PuppyOnTheRadio" in blue, but "User:SPIKE/Peter Pan" above in purple because I've visited it recently. Any style sheet can set the color of a link, of a pointed-to link (Uncyclopedia instead uses underlining), and of a link that has been visited; and a signature file could contain a style sheet that would change the colors of a link inside the signature. The same thing doesn't apply to text that isn't a link. If you were hard-coding a web page, you could write a Javascript routine, triggered by the MouseOver event, to force the color of something to change (or even replace a GIF by another one). But I don't know how to embed Javascript into pages produced by Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 19:58 15-Dec-09
- Gosh, I remember hard-coding web pages. Those were the days. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Alas, poor Geocities. We knew ye well. The wiki can be a little restrictive when it comes to formatting. There's no way to force JavaScript on someone without an admin setting it up (think of the horrible abuse you could commit if you could put JavaScript anywhere!) and while limited CSS is allowed, I don't know how to override the a and a:visited settings in main.css. POTR might be able to help, and Socky might too. His sig is pretty CSS-laden. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:14, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Whose Geocities page was in West Hollywood?!? ... Nevermind.
- Ah, the horrible abuse I could commit if I could put JavaScript anywhere indeed! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 04:51, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
- I think my first webpage was on Geocities. Ah, the good old days. Sigh. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 17:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Alas, poor Geocities. We knew ye well. The wiki can be a little restrictive when it comes to formatting. There's no way to force JavaScript on someone without an admin setting it up (think of the horrible abuse you could commit if you could put JavaScript anywhere!) and while limited CSS is allowed, I don't know how to override the a and a:visited settings in main.css. POTR might be able to help, and Socky might too. His sig is pretty CSS-laden. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:14, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Gosh, I remember hard-coding web pages. Those were the days. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Eh, I've moved my sigs around so that one doesn't exist anymore. I just made it as kind of a joke for this forum. So, uh, you're all dismissed or something. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:10, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Your Userpage
..Is shaping up nicely. I'm quite proud of you, my little nooblet! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:07, 16 December 2009
- Oh god, when I saw the section name in the contents I thought somehting was wrong... But thanks! I actually stole it from this guy. I figured he wouldn't be needing it anymore since he got infinibanned. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
- Wow! Zana's never complimented my page like that! But, I suppose, well, ahem, I mostly stole all the good parts from her anyway and I've let it lay there like a roadkilled albatross baking in the sun for far too long so as to pursue other projects... so I guess that's why. I really should do something with it. Oh by the way, somehting is wrong. Somehting indeed. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 02:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
- The layout is...nice, soothing... I was actually referring to the content. I LOL'd when I read your bio, it was sincere and funny. It's always interesting for me to learn what initially drew a user into this site, as I've been around pretty much since it was created (just a few weeks after I guess). I was touched by your picture(s) as well, as I'm sure they've touched you ;). Good humor and honesty - keep that up and you'll be a great writer here. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:29, 17 December 2009
- Aw, thanks. That means a lot coming from an established writer of this site. On another topic, your Frida Kahlo article is pretty close to being featured. And speaking of featured articles (note my smooth transition) do I graduate from the AAN program when I make one? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:42, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
- Maybe... I dunno, it's when I feel you're E, get it? Soon enough ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:02, 17 December 2009
- Aw, thanks. That means a lot coming from an established writer of this site. On another topic, your Frida Kahlo article is pretty close to being featured. And speaking of featured articles (note my smooth transition) do I graduate from the AAN program when I make one? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:42, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
- The layout is...nice, soothing... I was actually referring to the content. I LOL'd when I read your bio, it was sincere and funny. It's always interesting for me to learn what initially drew a user into this site, as I've been around pretty much since it was created (just a few weeks after I guess). I was touched by your picture(s) as well, as I'm sure they've touched you ;). Good humor and honesty - keep that up and you'll be a great writer here. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:29, 17 December 2009
- Wow! Zana's never complimented my page like that! But, I suppose, well, ahem, I mostly stole all the good parts from her anyway and I've let it lay there like a roadkilled albatross baking in the sun for far too long so as to pursue other projects... so I guess that's why. I really should do something with it. Oh by the way, somehting is wrong. Somehting indeed. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 02:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
In Gratitude
User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/5
~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:02, 17 December 2009
Sig thingy
Yeah, hi Pelargonium, just a quick thing about your sig - don't suppose you want to include the date in there anywhere, do you? It makes life a lot easier for certain things, particularly over at VFD, when I'm trying to figure out how long a nom has been up. You don't have to, of course, but it would, y'know, be handy. Toodles! --UU - natter 12:38, Dec 17
- Yeah, I was just starting to timestamp my signatures with my new one. I'm not really used to doing it, since I'm lazy but...yeah. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:39, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy
User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/6
Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:26, 18 December 2009
Mensaje!
User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/4
Because you can never have too many thank-you templates. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:00, 18 December 2009
Angry Asian Kid
On VFD, you found this article "not that bad." If you find my rewrite even better, consider flipping to Delete to sub this in. It should be a deletion because it retains nothing but a form of the first sentence, and the photo and caption. 16:52 30-Dec PS--Overtaken by events. Sockpuppet, receiving a similar message, reasserted his Keep but two users on Keep have given me the green light to replace the article. Speak up if you disagree. PS--Having your page on watch during this dialogue, I had occasion to visit your user page and was impressed, especially from your message on my talk page and obvious desire for smooth working relations and good feelings. When I was your age, I merely wanted to be right and have everyone know it. Spıke ¬ 01:57 1-Jan-10
- Sorry I didn't anything about the Angry Asian Kid vote, I've just been kinda busy moving and stuff. And yes, you are someone I would like to have good relations with on this site. :) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:13, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
Oh.
Well I was going to say something funny, but as I said, I forgot. And no, I don't want adoption... whatever that is. – Preceding unsigned comment added by KaleXD (talk • contribs)
Okay. Also, riiigghhttt, I should really remember that.
--70.75.187.45 03:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Original Sin
I have made a footnote add to the Original Sin story. This is actually the true situation - Eastern Christians and Jews do not interpret the biblical story about Adam and Eve as anything to do with Original Sin. The author of this idea is St.Augustine. If you don't like this add , feel free to delete it but I was interested you were willing to try and find humour in this particular theological field ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
THE GROUP
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A bouncy thanks!
Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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You sick freak.
Does your mommy know where you've been after school? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:27, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Uh! That was...for educational purposes only! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:33, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- Silly wabbit, don't you know that art is subjective? <-- Quick, look before it's huffed... again. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:39, 5 January 2010
- Oh God... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:41, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- I guess it's hereditary. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- On a serious note, the nipples are a no-no Pelargonium. so, I guess you need a sensor bar, or something. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:47, 5 January 2010
- Really? Since when? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:48, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Notice how that page is in a userspace, not a mainspace article. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:51, 5 January 2010
- I'll upload a censored version later, I guess. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- I can't believe we're having this discussion. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:53, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- You started it, not that it matters, because who am I to talk? (Although I do think it's incredibly sexist and I want some hot dude page on this site, now! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:56, 5 January 2010
- Ew...men. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:58, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- You already have me. And this guy. And that guy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:59, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Ok, lemme see the full frontal photos then. BUT sorry Pelargonium, you have to be over 18, so you have to wait at least a few years until you can upload nudey photos... (PS: I do not smell fishy, Syndrome, quit shoving tuna up your nose.) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:13, 5 January 2010
- I think this somehow all reveals the naked truth, but I'm not sure. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Jan 2010 ~ 08:35 (UTC)
- Ok, lemme see the full frontal photos then. BUT sorry Pelargonium, you have to be over 18, so you have to wait at least a few years until you can upload nudey photos... (PS: I do not smell fishy, Syndrome, quit shoving tuna up your nose.) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:13, 5 January 2010
- You already have me. And this guy. And that guy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:59, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Ew...men. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:58, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- You started it, not that it matters, because who am I to talk? (Although I do think it's incredibly sexist and I want some hot dude page on this site, now! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:56, 5 January 2010
- I can't believe we're having this discussion. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:53, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- I'll upload a censored version later, I guess. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- Notice how that page is in a userspace, not a mainspace article. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:51, 5 January 2010
- Really? Since when? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:48, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- On a serious note, the nipples are a no-no Pelargonium. so, I guess you need a sensor bar, or something. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:47, 5 January 2010
- I guess it's hereditary. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Oh God... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:41, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
- Silly wabbit, don't you know that art is subjective? <-- Quick, look before it's huffed... again. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:39, 5 January 2010
Nipples
Look around enough and you'll find others' "secret girlie picture" pages in their userspace.--
12:39, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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More nipples! You almost have a not-so-secret girly picture talk page!-- 16:18, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.
8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:
And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:54, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Your WIP on Burka withered away and died
And since you still be seeming to work on it - I moved it here. ~ 09:01, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Ah, that's what happened to it. Thanks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:23, 12 January 2010 (UTC)