User:KaleXD

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Welcome!

Hi, welcome to my user page, umm, there's not much here... But have fun! (Or whatever)

User Boxes!

(For no reason, i'm bored)
Gah... why wont you stay in a straight line?

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user's IQ is over 8968672627689765432345678.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to This page does not exist.

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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user wants This page does not exist featured.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

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This user can see what you don't!

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Marketing is simply sales with a college education. Help!

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

Seizures

Down here...

DISCLAIMER

I'm not responisble for your looking down and what not. The orignial source is here, i just downloaded and GIF'd it.

And yes I realize the GIF sucks, i'm too lazy to fix it.

Contributions

Well I haven't done much, but most of the stuff I have is here:

Pages Created

• List of Profanity
  

Pages Contributed to

• Help:Spork: Added to

"This page was sporked from a: This page was sporked from a: This..." etc.

• Feces: Added

"^^^It smells better already!!" on top.

• Green: Added a plain blue photo, with a caption of

"What the fuck is this shit doing here???" 

and title

"Most definitly not green"

• 867-5309: Added

"8675309 in binary is 00001000000001100000011100000101000000110000000000001001 (This is not to be confused with the ASCII version of 8675309, which
is 00111000001101100011011100110101001100110011000000111001)"

and contributed to the location of 86.75.30.9 as an IP adress.

Other

• Added Media:Plain_Blue.jpg to Uncyclopedia commons (No license)
• Added Media:dancingstickman.gif to Uncyclopedia commons (Idk the license, found it on google.)
  
  
• Added Media:E-shrooms.gif to Uncyclopedia commons (Stolen, original source here.)
  
  
• Added Media:RealPants.jpg to Uncyclopedia commons (Idk the license, found it on google.)
• Userbox {{Template:User_Page_Problems}}
• Userbox {{Template:User_Eaten_By_Grue}}

Don't Read this

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So apart from that warning message, how are you?

Okay, not that I actually care.

In fact, are you feeling... sick in any way?

Okay.

No, just wondering.

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How's the weather?

Okay, well it's pretty snowy over here.

Yeah...

So I hear that that alot of people that read this page die.

Oh i'm sure that you'll be fine.

No, no, that message is just a joke.

I know, but i'm just trying to be funny.

Well i'm sorry.

Apart from that, how are you doing?

Yeah, yeah...

Oh thats interesting.

Nope, how about you?

Oh for fuck's sake die aleady.

--KaleXD 02:29, December 26, 2009 (UTC) Don't edit this, unless 1. You're a mod, 2. You enjoy being shot up the ass with a .50 caliber. :)