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Hi, I've noticed you've been doing a lot of reverting recently, and I'd like you to add any users or IPs you catch being a dick to Ban Patrol. As it stands now, I'm stealing your kills, so to speak, and I think preventing vandalism is just as important as purging it. Thanks. --officer designateLugiatmMUNNSCMZMWH 20:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
IIRC, a lot of them were one-time offenders that have been inactive for a while. I'll put them on Ban Patrol in future, depending on severity. --Mitch 22:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
How is it stupid?
How is calling Windows Vista "Linux OS X" stupid? It's a joke - Vista is very similar to Linux...and to Mac OS X. Get it? This is freakin uncyclopedia, why are you being so uptight about keeping the Vista page exactly as you like it? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Johnny K (talk • contribs)
While you're at it, why not call Mac OS X "Vista Linux", or call Linux "Vista OS X"? It's simply not funny. Can you imagine someone reading that crap and thinking "OMG, that is hilarious! They say it's also known as Linux OS X! It's funny because it's not true!" Didn't think so. --Mitch 11:22, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
What Up!
hows the D for Doofy pic hanging bruz. The pic seems mildly funny but no more funny than Elmo having s*x with Big Bird.
Nacho DeBurrito 09:57, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Wa-hey! Free Food!
Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב
Hey, I do appreciate you adding the articles on my subpage to VFD, since it saves me the trouble of doing it myself, but there is a reason why I only add 3 articles at a time to VFD, which also happens to be the reason why you are currently serving a 1 day ban. Feel free to VFD the stuff if my subpage fills up again, but don't add too many articles at a time. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 12:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Those cookies look like neenish tarts! --Mitch 23:22, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for the user page update!
Thanks hun ^_^ It never fails to amaze me how many people consistently edit my user page for me, simply because I thought it might be funny to see if I could completely never edit it myself! If I had a generic type award to give out, then you would definately have earned one or two! I should get onto that some day. I'm thinking something pink... ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talkDUNVoNSEarc2.001:03, 08 May 2007
You're welcome! I don't have generic awards to give out either, but if I did, they'd have blue in them. --Mitch 01:15, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
You've exhibited the capacity for the divine truths of existence
(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).
Much appreciated! :) --THINKER 04:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!!
The Folgers brand Folgers Corporation thanks you for choosing Folgers Crystals
Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.
And have another! And thanks once more!! :) --THINKER 18:37, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote
For voting for her article, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.
I'm sure I'll choke on it. --Mitch 17:36, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Thank'd!
Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.
Thanks yet again Mitch! So far you have every thank you template I've made (which means you're obviously a very cool person)!! :) --THINKER 06:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Well...you're a cool writer! --Mitch 07:17, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks a bajoodle!
THANKS!
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Yet another "thanks for the vote" template to add to your extensive collection. conclusive proof that you vote wisely! thanks --THE 12:02, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
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MITCH!!!!!!!!!! I need to make an honorary Mitch badge or something, just for you, because I think you're awesome. Thanks man!! :) --THINKER 07:02, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made.Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!
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You head on over to theVFHpage, and notice thatIs This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page. Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!
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GOD DAMN IT MITCH! Here I am again! Tell me something you hate so I can write an article about it and we can break this voting trend!!!! ;) --THINKER 05:08, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
Proofreading
Hya,
Thanks a lot for the service! I generally consider myself to have a good level of English and I was pretty much appalled to see how many corrections you had....damn...:)
I was a bit amused that you tried to fix the phonetic Hebrew names...:) ~ 08:33, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
It was tough to correct things as I have practically no knowledge of Jewish history and Judaism. I must admit that I used Wikipedia to find the (correct?) spelling for those Hebrew names... --Mitch 08:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, it's really quite nasty to try the correct spelling. Not really spelling since it's only phonetic, the problem is that the emphasis is usually not where an English speaker would expect - so the apostrophes usually signify that. "Ha'" at the beginning of a word is the equivalent of "The". ~ 11:41, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talkDUNVoNSEarc2.009:55, 10 July 2007
Ooooh, thanks!
THANKS!
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I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.
Much appreciated, you bastard.
Yours always,
Duke (dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)
Missed a few, but you're still awesome Mitch!!!!! :D --THINKER 05:32, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
I've been busy with non-wiki stuff. --Mitch 05:29, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
And rightly so. Good luck with all that! --THINKER 05:32, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
What that's she said
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Thank you! For Choosing Diplomacy Cainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue: you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you.
Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles, people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining! (That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.)
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Hi. I've noticed that you seem to have idled out in NexusWar and thus have been removed from the Uncyclopedian Forces by the game. If you are still interested in being a member of the Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces, please let us know and we'll re-invite you to the group. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could list yourself under the Retired Members section of the faction page. Thanks. (The character that idled out was Ausynth; please disregard and/or beat me with a squeaky hammer if this isn't you.) —Hinoatalk.kun 21:10, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
This person should probably archive his talkpage or something. By "something" I mean "archive his talkpage", 'cause it's really, really long. Even with broadband, it's so long that, by the time it's loaded, I've forgotten what I came here to say. I hope it was something nice. People don't say enough nice things, you know. Why, just last week I was at the movie theater and I told the man in the row in front of me that his bald spot was nice. Well, he just blew his stack right there, punched me in my belly and stormed out. That wasn't nice at all. It was kind of rude, now that I think about it. I only remarked on the niceness of his bald spot because it was perfectly round. I didn't have a circle of similar circumference for comparision, granted, but it was close enough. This talkpage is nice. A bit long, though.
Hey! Thanks from Badgerer for the great Badger Badge! Feel free to drop into a Badger Sett whenever you're passing one! No guarantees you won't be eaten, though.
Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:34, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
Excellent voting
Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get.
Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.