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This site is funny in places but it is little on the crude side, have you noticed? I will probably read some more stuff, but what I am really looking for is a funny site which does not have all the crudeness. Do you know of some sites like that, please?

Nine to Five 18:19, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Pants? Who's pants? Only joking... I'm actually rather well know for my pants. ;) Hey you think we are crude? Well in places maybe but my experience has been that Uncyc is actually the least crude of the wikis which are around. The thing to remember is that as anyone can edit Uncyc, you will always get a varied group of different editors. I can easily recommend some other wiki which are more crude than us, but I'm struggling to think of a humour based wiki which is less so. The thing is that we basically allow content regardless of how "crude" it is so long as it's considered funny to enough readers. What else could we do? How would you measure crude anyway? What's crude to one, will not be crude to others. My recommendation is that you take a look at some of our better articles. UN:BEST All of these have been voted by the more active users of Uncyc to be featured on the front page. Generally the level of crudeness is lower in these than much of the banter which goes on elsewhere. Hea, some of them could be considered "crude" but I think most would agree less so.
If you don't want to read a wiki, then I'm not really the man to advise you. I consider the wiki to be by far the most creative method of writing around at the moment. Some of our stuff is brilliant, you just have to be able to skip over the stuff which you might not yourself like so much, and just keep in mind that it's all just in fun anyway. Basically, stick around my friend...;-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:35, Jun 17


Aw, c'mon. Those game are KINDA new and, the reason I gave, that they are replaced and waste server space.--Gelert 23:13, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

I understand what you are saying, but that's not how it works around here (and for good reason). Sorry. Have you read the deletion policy? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:16, Jun 18

How about that collab we discussed?

That Muhammad one nudge nudge wink wink ~Jewriken.GIF 12:00, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Yea, I'm getting to that Boss! Say no more... OK, I will work on it tonight. Think I need to brush up on my facts first. Is the bit about him marrying a 9 year old true??? :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:03, Jun 19
I think that bit is actually about Mao ~Jewriken.GIF 12:04, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
Ahh... Well, hmm. Shame! That would have been a good basis for a re-write. I will have another go at teh article tonight. I'm at work now... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:08, Jun 19
Drive by Actually the thing about mohammud "marrying" a 9 year old is true, as far as I know. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 12:18 19 June 2008
The man is right. So much for my BA. And my MA for that matter. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:28, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:Your Family Died

Idea!   Le Cejak <15:29, 20 Jun 2008>


Hello, I'm here to warn you to stop the fucking shit at the talk page of Serious. It is NOT a "general page for discussion of the topic." If you continue in this fashion, you will be banned. You'll be banned for a long fucking time. Please don't add any more comments or pictures. This is NOT your personal amusement park. You need to calm the fuck down. 19:08, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. I am sorry that I offended you. It was not my intention. I try to be a good Uncyclopedian, but sometimes I fail. Please accept my apologies. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:15, Jun 20
I cannot believe you just did that. You linked to cuss words. I wrote that article so that you bitches can see what a serious world it is out there. Uncyclopedia needs a serious article, and I don't want you or that other asshole fucking up my article. I'm serious. 19:17, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, I'm not sure what has happened to MrN. It would appear that your harsh aggressive words have startled him, and possibly he has gone to lie down in a dark room and cry. You should know that he's a good friend of mine, and that I don't take kindly to people treating him this way. He works hard for Uncyclopedia, and this is the kind of thing you do to replay him? If he did edit your article, I'm sure it was only in an effort to try and improve it's quality. 19:23, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
You may think you're helping, but you're really just hurting. Have you ever thought of the meerkats with your fucking jokes? What about the meerkats? You don't give a damn about them do you? The talk page of serious has, like, 80 warnings to stop the fucking shit, and you just go and blab on and on about things that nobody cares about. You need to fucking donate. 19:30, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Can I join the arguing? Looks like fun just typing out stupid comments. Is it? Here, I'm just gonna post this right here:
<Dexter111344>	You mean like a super hero who just fucks the villian?
<RAHB>	hell I dunno, a superhero who just fucks
<Dexter111344>	"I'm just gonna steal this T- FUCK!"
<Dexter111344>	"Fuck Me Man! Oh, Fuck Me Man!"
<Dexter111344>	You can't get away from my Cock of Justice!
<Dexter111344>	Forget Superman.
<Dexter111344>	Fuck Me Man is the strongest.
<RAHB>	damn right

--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:34, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Why is my oppression of meerkats ignored? I'm just wondering. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:39, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

/me kicks Dexter in the bollocks... ... Hmm, maybe it's time to head into IRC. This talk page is just getting tooo serious. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:40, Jun 20
I just left from there. Damn IP's happening to be the users who they are cussing out. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:46, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Dexter, I love you. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:50, Jun 20

↑Ya know, I'm starting to regret having this talk page on my watchlist↑

Heh ;). Seriously, the last fifteen-odd emails I've had are all "Uncyclopedia page User talk:MrN9000 has been changed by...". Goddamn popularity. Also, ta for the help on that freebutchers guy (I've got to say though, the revert .js is quicker on Linux than it is on Windows...). Also also, congrats on the VFS qualification. Good luck coming second behind Modus! Also also also, you considered archiving recently? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/06 19:58

Modus has got it in the bag for sure. Actually I think you will get more votes than me. You are after all the recent change machine, and would benefit from OPs a lot more than I would. I think the freebutchers guy was joking actually... Archive you say... Hmm... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:02, Jun 20
Yes. Archive. So I may take your talk page's reborn-Christian virginity. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:09, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
[EC, dammit Dexter!] Nah, I won't. By rights I shouldn't be there - I'd be out if I hadn't self-for'd at the end! Modus definitely deserves it though (finally), and I feel he'll be in a different league at the end of the month, with a nice little battle for second between you, Skull, OEJ and RAHB. (Looks at TV, WHAT A MISS!) And yeah, archive. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20/06 20:16
Nice, this is where I wanted to rape, but that can't happen... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:28, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
HaHAAA! I'm keeping my chastity belt firmly on. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:30, Jun 20

A Big Helping of Thanks for you

An Extra Large THANK YOU for voting for me on NotM, and VFH. You rock.

Sure thing. Thanks for the heads up. Hmmmm... how do I put this, I'm not trying to kiss ass, I just do appreciate people telling me I don't suck. And playing it cool, yeah, that could take a while. [[The Woodburninator 20:50, 20 June 2008 (UTC)]]
Hea no problem... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:55, Jun 20

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:04, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the message

I just created the page I did to have somewhere to test what things do and look like until I'm confident enough to try a "proper" page.

Two questions: (1) Is it in order to add jokes to someone else's page, and (2) Is it in order to correct typoes/spelling mistakes?

Sorry to bother you, but I'd rather ask and run the risk of looking a fool than get it wrong and remove all doubt on the matter.

Thanks, Catroaster 15:06, 21 June 2008 (UTC).

DUDE!!! You edit whatever the hell you want to. Some users don't like "their" articles to be edited by others, but they are idiots who should not be using a wiki. The thing to remember is that anything you do can easily be removed so it's not that big a deal anyway. Some typos are deliberate, most are not... Basically... Edit away my friend. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:10, Jun 21

adopt me! pweeese?

hi.... i just joined the wonderful world of potatoes known as uncyclopedia and i was wondering if you could adopt me. Thank you for taking time out of your valuable day to read this little thing i wrote on you talk page.--Auk 07:27, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, well I don't adopt just every waif or stray who happens across my talk page, but lets just say for now that I will take ya in. I don't have my pen with me right now, so I can't formally fill out the paper work, but... Let's see what happens... You might think about getting some capital letters, and you MUST have read BGBU and HTBFANJS before we can really talk... What do ya need help with? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 08:51, Jun 22
gasp MrN is about to discover the joys of adopterhood! Oh wait, forgot about her... well, okay, but you are definitely in the running to discover the joys of adminhood!   Le Cejak <12:45, 22 Jun 2008>
I read the beginners guide and HTBFANJS... and I am ready to talk now. Well right now all I need is a little help with a currently sub-par article I am writing which can be found here, other than that I don't need a whole lot of help. (Look! I went out and bought a great BIG bag of capital letters! I even have a few LeFT OvEr)--Auk 16:12, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Cool, I have made a few formatting changes, and removed that ICU thing for ya. In the future, if you create a new article, put{{WIP}} on it, and you will not get another one. I take it you read about WIP in BGBU? The article looks nice to me. A good start to you Uncyc life I would say! Hmm, now there is some paper work I need to take care of... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:28, Jun 22
Your article has been moved to here now. I will do a few more mods to it later, but for now the real world calls for a moment. If you have any questions, fire away here. You are not formally adopted... I hope you decide to stick around! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:36, Jun 22
Just popping in 'cause I'm bored and want to do anything except revise for my exam tomorrow...anyway: that article looks like a good start, hope you carry that on Auk...MrN - that move created a couple of broken redirects, I figure that's just QVFD? Also, I agree with Cajek. Now, biology revision! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/06 20:23
Hea, thanks for the heads up on the broken re-directs. I expect you have seen my response by now... Hea, I did not move it. ZB did. Get on with your revision young man!... Na, Modus has it in the bag. He's so much more experienced that the rest of us it just makes more sense... I'm actually really enjoying cleaning up short pages again right now, and I'm not sure I want all the pressure that comes with a ban stick... Like I said, you would use it more than me anyway, so I would vote for you, not me... My first mission was to clear out all the really, really bad stubs on short pages, where as now, I'm going through cleaning every one of them up. Adding a pic if there is not one, and adding anything which I can't be bothered to fix to VFD. I'm down to about 850 or so (from 1000) at the moment, and am working my way up. Hmm, maybe I should go outside again. Na, it was nasty. The light hurts my eyes! Bright light! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:43, Jun 22
Light, what's that? Only rain, rain, dark clouds and more rain up here (really must get around to VFDing that one day). Bit late now I think, did all my serious stuff earlier, maybe just a light read before I go to bed...but (in what is a major shift in personality, I'm sure you'll agree) I'll probably do well either way. I always have done. Redirects wise, any other week, I'd have thought to re-redirect them, but...And despite what they say, I reckon they'll op someone else alongside Modus, and you're the frontrunner right now, so, yeah. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/06 20:54
Up there eh? Cool link that. Some interesting pics 2. It's amazing to see the pics of some of the guys on here, especially when you realise how mature they act given the fact that most of them are kids. I should really get around to adding myself onto there sometime... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:03, Jun 22

Stephen Stills

I do not yet know how to link to another article???

It is ALL funny if you know the man's story. Fans and insiders alike will howl. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Big Daddy (talk • contribs)

Hea, if you say it's all funny it probably is... It did look good to me. I added a new link to an article for you. If you look at the history, and the edit of the page you can see. You just put [[these]] around the page you want to link to. Just make sure it's a page which does exsist in Uncyc before you save. Use preview, or search to find pages which are there. You can probably guess the likely ones... Like I said on the talk page, you do need some more pictures also. If you add some good new pics, I will be happy to remove the ICU for ya. Also.... Sig your posts on talk pages with ~~~~ please! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:10, Jun 22

American Graffiti article

Dude. So you just copied the wikipedia article, and added a load of random stuff in? Come on, you can do better than this! How about an actual concept here?!

"Random" stuff? It was all Star Wars which kinda makes sense since it was directed by George Lucas and has Harrison Ford. -Wi Account ki 03:00, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I must admit I'm having trouble with deciding what to say about this one, but after spending time (no small amount I assure you) looking into the actual American Graffiti article on Wikipedia, and comparing it to what you have written I'm afraid to say that I think my ICU does still stand. I do understand what you are saying about the fact that Lucas and Ford were involved in the making of the film, but I just don't see how this justifies what you have done here. It is really just too random as it stands. Sorry... American Graffiti, was a complex and controversial film, and I just don't see how this article does it justice. I'm no expert in the film, I guess you are, which is why I hope you can do better. I have not seen the film, so I don't know, but does the plot which you describe actually relate to American Graffiti at all? Maybe it does in places, I'm not sure. I am a big Star Wars fan, and to me it looks like you have just listed a out a load of the scenes from the various episodes of Star Wars. This is not really what we are after. This combined with the fact that your article is obviously such a close spork of the wikipedia article leads me to think that you have not really put that much time into this. If there is a deeper meaning to your article other than it just being random stuff from Star Wars, then I'm more than happy to discuss this further... Also, if you wish to work on this article some more, so long as you keep doing so that's cool, it will not be deleted. I would recommend however that you try to relate your article a bit more to the actual issues which were related to the film. If you do that, I think you can make this work. Good luck. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:14, Jun 23
The plot I described is basically American Graffiti with all of the names changed to something Star Wars related and the setting moved to space. While doing it, I noticed some scenes that were especially similar to scenes in Star Wars (such as when Dreyfuss said it'd be impossible for him to see the blond and when he asked Ron Howard to join him on his trip to college) which I expanded those and added quotes from Star Wars.
OK, fair enough. Perhaps I have judged things wrong here. You have been sincere in your efforts to explain what is going on with the article, and I feel I must bow to your superior knowledge of the film. I will remove the ICU. Thanks for taking the time to talk this through with me. Good luck with your future articles which you write for Uncyc. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:34, Jun 25
Thank you. -Wi Account ki 05:55, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

WWWA and the PEWP =

Hello, Mr. N "9000".

This is a statement concerning two outstanding concerns from two seperate factions-The World Wide Walrus Association (WWWA) and the People for the Ethical Wearing of Pants (PEWP).

WWWA complaint-

According to us sitting around a coffee table in Victor's basement during a decidedly one-sided match of Go Fish, the accused; Mr.N "9000" (Hereforth known as your "Main Offender", has broken international walrus trafficking law by hording approximately 1,337,666 endangered walruses at his underground torture chamber along with an unconfirmed accomplice. Law VII, Clause 4.2, Paragraph 88; No one can have more than 3 endangered walruses. We demand they be set free in a local wildlife reserve. Failure to do so will result in the termination of

PEWP complaint-


P.S. We have formed a coalition called Mr.N Sucks Balls.

Crystalmountain 02:01, 25 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain

Drive By This is erm... Odd. Hello MrN! I know you're right. No PEWP I will not wear pants. Ever! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 19:13 24 June 2008
Interesting proposition, however I see 4 flaws in your groups position. First of all, there were only 1,337,665 walrus'. Secondly if you check your facts you will notice that I am in-fact a founder member of PEWP. Thirdly I do have a permit for all of those walrus'. And finally perhaps you should consider putting your head in a bucket of walrus poo. In addition to those points you might consider putting your head in a bucket of walrus poo. Thanks for your time. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:21, Jun 24

Ok, I'm mistaken. But, what about your accomplice? Crystalmountain 20:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain

He's a prickly individual and I distanced myself from him a long time ago after he reacted so badly to Hitler stealing his banjo. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:16, Jun 24

Understood. Maybe we should start the I Hate Cactus Man coalition? Our flag could have a prickly pear on it! Crystalmountain 02:01, 25 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain

Possibly, but keep in mind that when you pick a pawpaw or a prickly pear and you prick a raw paw next time beware. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:10, Jun 25

Hey MrN

This may just be my hyperchecking gland kicking in again, but just checking that I did this correctly. Why? I just feel I need to. Don't ask. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 24/06 20:21

I'm not even going to look at the link... I watched it on RC. ;) Yes you did. I normally check the recently failed noms after I close a vote myself (which I'm sure you did), and you did the right thing. If it was a more "controversial" nom, I probably would not have closed it on -3 if that was actually my vote, but I think it's OK in a case like this. You will be voting on VFD next... Oh! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:31, Jun 24
Nice to know there's obsessive stalkers quality control people out there! It's been a while since I've done that. Also, the above header is weird. Also also, I was wondering if you'd caught that VFD edit summary - I don't know why I haven't voted there in ages. Also also also, my prediction that you'd get more VFS votes than me is coming to fruition quite nicely. Also also also also...oh fuck, I'm meant to have done a review for UU *runs* ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 24/06 21:10
Weird? Perhaps... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:10, Jun 25

Hey Again

Yeah, I'm back :D I'll try not to be gone so long again. I just wrote user:Ggarfield/Complexity, tell me what you think. I know it's pretty random, but I thought it might be fairly entertaining.

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 22:41, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea, Yea... Like you said, it's a bit on the random side, and I think you drag the joke on a bit too long. Fairs fair. People will not mind reading it, but it would work better if you thinned out some of the repetition and more random elements. The formatting is also off. I'm on 1024*768 resolution, and some of the text does not flow around the pictures nicely. Add some more links obviously, but most importantly, strip it back a bit, especially that first paragraph. It's way too long... I never stopped watching your talk page by the way... :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:52, Jun 26


Whoa, I like that pic :D This article is in PeeReview if you want to take a crack at it.

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:59, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Me? "Too damn polite"?

Don't hear that very often. Also, /me counts the amount of times I've been on this talk page in June, looks shocked. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/06 21:48

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:39, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Hello MrN9000

Sicilianman 02:56, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

I was wondering if we can be friends. So, can we?

Hmm, friends? MrN9000 has no friends, only those who hate him, and those who just tolerate his presence. I noticed that you have attracted the attention of some of the admins, and not always for the right reasons, but hea, I'm sure you are getting the hang of how things work now. Enjoy editing. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:11, Jun 28

im a confused n00b :-(

Ey'up U tagged me with an ICU thingy majigy and.... i was wonderin if i could take it off now, but more importantly how do i do that:P ? Luvin the pants


Murry – Preceding unsigned comment added by Murrymalty (talk • contribs)

Hea, thanks for getting hold of me about this. I take it that you are talking about Fancylad, and a selection of other religious stuff right? Dam tricky question you are asking me there... Hmm.. I really want to take that ICU off for ya, but I'm afraid I can't do that just yet. I'm rather sure that if this page were submitted onto this page (which another user could do if the ICU was not there) then your article might very well get deleted. I suggest the following... Try to make the article less list based. In places it's just a series of one line sentences, which is OK up to a point, especially if you are showing people talking an the like, but as it stands it's just too much. Convert some of the content into paragraphs... Have a really good think about what the actual joke behind this page is. I read it through, and I'm kinda trying hard to see it myself. Hea, I'm no expert in "what is funny" but if I have missed the point, maybe other will aswell... Also, you will be amazed the difference a few pictures makes to an article. Upload some pictures, (use the formatting methods which you can see if you look at the code for some other articles) and add some funny captions to them. Basically, I think you still need to work on this one some more... Sorry man. I'm a harsh bastard I know! Feel free to get back to me if/when you decide to work on this some more... Oh! sig you posts on talk pages with 4 ~ like this: ~~~~ Cheers. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:13, Jun 28


KFG, really an ICU? Has uncyclopedia gone soft? Or was it the image? I just don't like waiting 7 days for something to die when we can kill it now. I'm a big fan of qvfd

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:26, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Yep. We have gone soft. We are also trying to avoid scaring away so many new users. What's the problem with waiting 7 days anyway? Does it actually make any difference to anything whatsoever? No seriously, what difference does it make? Check out my ranting to the effect in Forum:Dropping_User_Numbers_:O. Also check out Forum:Executive Order while you are at it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:56, Jun 29


For reminding me that nominated articles should have the template on them. Nice minor whoring, too. And I'm shocked that you stumbled upon War Of The Sporks, the crappy little stub I wrote on like my second day here. Thought no one would ever see that... --Hyperbole 18:15, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea, no problem. I have been on a stub mission for a while now. I'm actually going through them all adding pics and tarting up those which are worth saving, and nominating the bad ones for VFD. I had no idea that you wrote War Of The Sporks, and actually it was a close call for me. It almost went onto VFD... I think it could really use some fleshing out, as the concept is rather weak. The execution is also not great. Ow how you have improved as a writer since then! I really like your latest VFH entry. It got a good few smiles out of me... My advice on VFH... Do whatever Cajek tells you to. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:24, Jul 5
The reason the concept of that one is weak is that on my first week here, I thought the best thing to do would be to take ICU articles and rewrite them into something different. If you look at the history of what War of the Sporks was before... wow. I quickly realized it was better to write articles based on actual concepts I thought of and just let the crap die a merciful death. As for Cajek's advice... I can't take stuff off my watchlist. I just can't. I have a ridiculous number of pages on my watchlist. I have VFD on my watchlist, for crap's sake. --Hyperbole 18:32, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
HeHe... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:43, Jul 5

The chill pill...

has been taken (are you sure it was a chill pill, I feel kinda strange now...) but I think the way I dealt with it worked, don't you? The bastard hasn't vandaled again. Anyway, sorry for overreacting, I though this place was "anything goes", I'll be more careful next time. AlkalineAvril 17:50, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Do you really think telling a vandal not to vandalise is going to stop him doing it? Nope, it encourages em. Every time. That IP may have left, but I did detect that you had a bit of the wrong idea regarding the "anything goes" thing... We do allow a fair bit of "slack", and you can get away with anything (almost) if you are funny enough when doing it, but we do try to keep things a bit organised... Have fun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:55, Jul 6
lol I guess not, it's never stopped me. It there a rule book to read? Thanks. AlkalineAvril 18:07, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
What an idiot! I just noticed theres one on my talk page... AlkalineAvril 18:08, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Yep. BGBU teaches you to use Uncyc, whereas HTBFANJS teaches you to write good articles... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:10, Jul 6
Thanks for all your help. One final question, I can do whatever the hell I like in my own userspace, right? Like I can have a page full of random numbers and flashing text or something? AlkalineAvril 18:20, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Your user page is pretty much up to you to do with as you wish. Cyber bullying is not allowed, neither are shock images. You also need to keep the porn to a minimum. Unless it's really good porn, in-which case I can give you my e-mail... You get the idea... :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:26, Jul 6
I used to have porn on my userpage... so did Opty C in fact it was his idea. I blame him. Also hello, Avril. I'm Orian. as you probably read. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:32 6 July 2008
Careful if you are getting your porn from Orian though. It may or may not be what you were expecting... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:37, Jul 6
There is NOTHING wrong with screwing a Dalek. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:45 6 July 2008
Yea, porn is terrible. People will be putting it in their sigs next... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:49, Jul 6
Euch! What are they!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:51 6 July 2008
They are a really good idea I assure you. Maybe you should investigate? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:53, Jul 6
Eww, but I might break them and I don't want to ruin all that sugeon's [sp?] hard work! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:56 6 July 2008

Hey almighty poopsmith!

Do me a quick favour and archive QVFD? I wouldn't normally ask, but there's something (DJI's sig?) blocking the script from working (it stops at searching if it's already on). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 20:00]

No problem. In future is something like this happens, it would be OK for you to modify the page so as to stop the problem from happening. Probably the best thing to have done would be to but a <nowiki></nowiki> around DJ's sig. You are allowed to edit the page, just not to remove anything from it... Actually people are not meant to be putting their sigs on the QVFD page at all. Maybe if you have a word with DJ about the problems with his sig you could mention this to him? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:12, Jul 6
I'm pretty sure it's just the script not liking images (which DJ's sig has). Thanks! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 20:14]
Cool... VFD has gone mad, as I'm sure you have noticed... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:17, Jul 6
Yup... I still don't get why everyone's going mad over an eight-hour old article, but maybe that's just me? I mean, it's already almost as long as Contents was, and Contents was huge. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 20:20]
Well, it's on the main page... It's one of those "setting a precedent" things I think. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:22, Jul 6
Possibly... I guess the UnNews front page thing is coming up a lot recently eh? Still... half of the entire bloody wiki is going to be that discussion by the time I get up tomorrow at this rate. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 20:28]
Go and vote on it you coward! HeHe... I'm trying to improve the article myself. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:30, Jul 6
And it's been kept by Modus because it's less than a week old. Imagine, if it had been you instead of me with the original "This is too young" comment - people would probably have listened, and we would all have saved an hour of our lives. Guess that's why I should be on VFD more. Ah well. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 20:45]
Well I think the "This is too young" thing should only apply for "normal" articles. I don't think this was a normal article. Whatever that is... Also, UN-News is kinda different. If an UN-news article is on the front page, I think a decision needs to be made quickly. Had we waited a week, and then the community decided that this article was not suitable it would then have been too late. All our readers would have already read it. I'm thinking that the one week rule should not apply for UN-news articles which are on the front page... Do you agree HV? Anyone else who is watching this page agree with me??? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:53, Jul 6
Accusations of plagiarism get treated a little differently, by me, at least. I'd rather it get sorted out on VFD under a bunch of eyes than hit QVFD where it would risk getting huffing after only a couple pairs of eyes saw it, particularly where the page isn't a clear case of copy/paste from somewhere else (those can go QVFD just fine. Also, dandy). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:54, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
Fair enough. I'd just always assumed plagiarism = QVFD. That does sound a lot better...gosh I'm shattered. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 20:56]
Next time, I'll do it completely differently. Inconsistency is my greatest strength. Moo ha-ah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
HV, you lazy bastard! You did not even do anything! Modus, do you think it's worth changing things so that a new UN-News can be nominated for VFD if it's on the main page? I also wonder if an un-news which is on the main page should be removed from the template until the VFD vote is concluded... Oh, bet you are enjoying being an Admin eh Modus? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:05, Jul 6
No. Sure (if there's a crappy UnNews on the In the news section, whether or not it's on VFD/QVFD/OPP/Yeah you know me feel free to remove it). Or, less precisely, do you really want more rules? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
You think we need to make a new rule about not making new rules? I guess what we have now is fine... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:22, Jul 6

Consume this cookie!

Newcookie.gif Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For making that page in that place better that one time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Just that one time? OH, OK... I will eat my cookie and be happy. :-) Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:08, Jul 6
This is the first and only time you've ever even approached tolerably useful. Shame! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:17, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

You're so much more forcefull than I am...

I like it. I like it a lot. I think you did the trick on that Britain guy. I must one day emulate your style. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:43, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Fucking hell! Steady on young man! Also, that's what she said... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:45, Jul 7
Yes, I was indeed hoping you would get that one. Though, I guess it was slightly obvious. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:48, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

I like it. I like it a lot.


I think you did the trick on that Britain guy.


I must one day emulate your style.


  Le Cejak <5:01, 07 Jul 2008>

I sometimes wonder if I'm the only straight user on this entire wiki... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:03, Jul 7
IN BED!IN BED!IN BED!   Le Cejak <5:07, 07 Jul 2008>
Yes, but with that picture of the "pants" guy on this page...I have to wonder too.
Oh, and Cajek, you forgot the headline is also she-said worthy. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:10, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
I give up. ...that's what she said. I'm not kidding. She just told me in an e-card.   Le Cejak <5:12, 07 Jul 2008>
Bloody hell. I am actually in bed at the moment. Sod this. I'm off to take a cold shower. I do intend to keep all my cloths when doing so. Just in case... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:13, Jul 7
You people like talking about "bloody Hell". Is Bloody hell different from regular hell? I'm guessing it's much worse. You English people are weird. Go back to... wherever it is you're from.   Le Cejak <5:21, 07 Jul 2008>
I believe they originated from France. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:22, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Actually, we originated ourselves. It's you Americans who originated from us Brits. Those who could not get jobs here anyway... NOW I AM GOING TO BED!!! SERIOUSLY! GOODNIGHT! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:28, Jul 7
The English are from England? Fuck. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:29, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
Woo Englandish! I'm Englandish. Go me. - [08:40 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
BOOOOOOO, England! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:45 7 July 2008

Thanks for the heads-up

No problem, thanks for the heads-up :).

Spaceman3750 06:33, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, tis cool. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:27, Jul 9

uh huh

Isaw on Cajek's talk page you have a bed time? --Mgr. ReadmesoonBook.jpg my voice my work vote for me

Yeah n00b! Who goes to bed nowadays? LOOZER!!! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:09, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
"They" do make me go outside sometimes... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:35, Jul 10

Want an SVG?

I saw the huge JPEG "HAL 9000" on your Welcome template. If you want one, I'll try to make an SVG (scalable) version of it and upload it. Just ask me if you're interested. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 03:59, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea, thanks for the offer. I don't actually use that pic on my welcome template these days anyway. Does the .jpg not scroll correctly anyway?
No, it works fine. I just brought it up because it would save space.
Na, it would not even do that really. Well, not much. All the places which link to it do not make copies anyway. It's just the original which takes up the one spot on the server. Thanks for the interest though. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:19, Jul 10

Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi MrN9000. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm,'s on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, MrN9000! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Cool... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:35, Jul 10


...for VFH'ing my article! --Hypeybole 18:13, 10 July 2008 (UTC) --Hyperbole 18:14, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thought I'd make it a lil better then the pile of horse manure it was.

I am Planning on putting more on that bar page, I just didn't know what else to add, there was one of those steamroller banners there, so I decided I'd get off my lazy lurking butt and change it,I figured there was enough there for the moment to get some feedback but I'll go put that under-construction banner on it in a jiffy, thanks for the pants MrN9000, your generosity is definately over 9000. --Mark 18:36, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Them construction thinggymebobs are only for new articles. Don't add it there. I agree that what you removed was a bit pants... Don't be surprised if someone does revert ya though. It kinda sticks out like a sore thumb when people remove loads in one go. Hopefully you can come up with some more good stuff to add to it soon. Don't be surprised if you don't get that much feedback to what you did, not everyone is watching every page... Just go and edit moh stuff my good sir! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:41, Jul 10
I will add quick and add well sire, your wish, is my 10th commandment.--Mark 18:56, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
And as Moses said when he came down from Mount Sinai... "Well lads, I got him down to 10, but adultery is still in..." MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:00, Jul 10
Lol. Sorry that's all I've got to say. In fact I might steal that for my random quote box? You mind? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 19:11 10 July 2008
I think I got that one from a TV show I saw once. So steal away... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:14, Jul 10
Coolies! Also, where are my manners? Hello Mark/lightbulb, Good to see new people around here! Hope you stick around. ect ect... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 19:16 10 July 2008
Hello and thank you Sir Orian57, I'll try my best to not ruin everything while I'm here --Mark 19:38, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
You are not supposed to be ruining everything? Well, why did no one tell me this months ago? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:44, Jul 10
Because of those breasts I should imagine... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 19:45 10 July 2008
Bloody hell! I have got breasts? Why did no one tell me this months ago? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:49, Jul 10
Because they were so nice we didn't want you to hide them away from us. --Mark 21:10, 10 July 2008 (UTC)