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Article: Dan Kwon	Score: -3 people who totally suck balls probably
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For: 14	I don't know who Dan Kwon is, but I have arbitrarily decided I like this article. -- alarming Ape (calcify) (Riot Porn) 23:30, 30 July 2009 (UTC) For, and damn you ape for beating me to this nomination! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:31, Jul 30 Foar. I can't stop laughing. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:32, 30 Jul  A+++, would feature again. ☭» Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 23:35, 30 July 2009 (UTC) Strong Fir -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:36, 30 July 2009 (UTC)  OH YEAH --CharitwoTalk 05:09, 31 July 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 10:35, 31 July 2009 (UTC)  Obvious For. Yes it's obvious. Now go suck balls or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:35, 31 July 2009 (UTC) 4. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 13:53, 31 July 2009 (UTC)  For. Dame 14:47, 31 July 2009 (UTC)  My vote counts for twenty! S-984 22:35, 31 July 2009 (UTC) For Changed my mind. Kinda. It's still no Michael Clarke Duncan and certainly nowhere near A wizard did it, but this is still a funny one-liner. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:39, 31 July 2009 (UTC) For Here's my rationale. If it's cyberbullying, then it's pretty terribly done, as it admits the absurdity of its claim within its one sentence. More likely, within its one sentence is parodying real cyberbullying, in which one douchebag decides another douchebag who happens to be innocent of any crimes toward douchebag #1 is gonna get it big time...and so creates a page on Uncyclopedia to really stick it to them. Brevity is wit, people, so if it could accomplish that without delving into poorly-conceived histories and arbitrary one-liners about other in-jokes (a decent one of which we haven't had in a fucking long time), then what exactly is the harm of featuring it?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:17, 1 August 2009 (UTC) 1. It is terribly done. Mr winkler is GAY, among others, does worse better. Features are for the best, not for the worst done badly. Doing bad poorly is easy; doing it well is hard. 2. "Brevity is the soul of wit" ~ William "Puffy Collar" Shakespeare. Dummy. 3. Further inflammatory drama of some kind. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:30, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Brevity is wit is a Simpsons quote and also shorter. I disagree about the other thing. Also, further inflammatory reply.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:39, 1 August 2009 (UTC) You're stupid. A wizard did it is a Simpson's quote. Same with... WITH SAVINGS! Also, <insult here>. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:41, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Brevity != Wit. That's why go eat shit fuckers! is funnier than eat shit! or fuckers!. -- alarming Ape (calcify) (Riot Porn) 02:44, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Why do you always want me to eat shit? I'm not into your "corpophilia", despite how hard you try. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:46, 1 August 2009 (UTC) For. i snickered. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:29, Aug 1 For - It's just so classy. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:13, Aug 2
Against: 17	OOH! a sentence! WOW! My heart tells me yes but my mind tells me no Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 03:41, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against. It's no Fisher Price. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:50, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against It's no Michael Clarke Duncan. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:52, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Changing back. This is a lame one-liner. Plus, it could be cyberbullying. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:34, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Against. I chuckled, but seriously - no. --UU - natter 09:20, Jul 31 Against. I smiled on the first read through. The second proved to be less satisfying. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 09:57, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Not funny. InMooseWeTrust 10:37, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Suck on my chocolate salty balls instead. ~ 14:17, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Chef/Issac Hayes! I thought you were dead. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:26, 31 July 2009 (UTC) The lizard men brought me back ~ 14:37, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against Per UU. Staircase CUNt 15:50, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Per Staircase. Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 18:17, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Lol. Just found this on New Pages. This is one of those which works in the mainspace when you stumble upon it, but unlike Michael Clarke Duncan this article would not work on the front page. MrN 19:31, Jul 31 Against. While I laughed a bit, I can't bring myself to support that for the front page. ChiefjusticeDS 20:56, 31 July 2009 (UTC)  Against.. Another pointless nomination that needs stamping on. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:09, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Fisher Price was funny, this isn't (unless I'm missing some reference, which I'm not, right?) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:24, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Against. While at first I was going to abstain, after further review I do not find it funny. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 12:10, Aug. 1, 2009 Against. As I'm now really tired of one-liners being nommed for FA, Pup t 22:43, 1/08/2009 Against. Mainly because it was referred to as an "injoke" 13 minutes after it was made. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:11, 02 Aug 2009 02:11, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Against. It's just one fucking sentence. If we allow this to get featured we sully the quality of our articles. HAIL HITLER!projectjulio 07:23, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Against. projectjulio 07:24, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. While the one sentence contained within this article is somewhat funny, in my opinion this could potentially be expanded into something much more funny. I am not, however, voting against this. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 06:19, Jul. 31, 2009 Instead of abstaining, I have decided to vote against. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 12:10, Aug. 1, 2009

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