Winking Pooh Doll
The Winking Pooh Doll, also known as "Thing that's on your nightmares" or "Dead corpse" or "a doll with BIG BLACK DEAD EYES" or "The alive doll" or "Undead corpse characterized as a doll" or "Nightmarish doll from The Uncanny Valley" simply known as "Wink-ie The Pooh"
Have you ever heard about this scene where this horrifying undead Winnie the Pooh doll winks at the end of some pooh featurette films from 1966-1983? Despite these films not being horror at all??? This scene ACTUALLY gives you night terrors that haunts your best dreams for like 830 years or eternity. Also, some people find this doll so cute and not fucking scary for some reason. Also, there have been reports of this doll killing 592,912+ to 1,832,291,457 people around the world! (high death count than V of Doom) And this doll have also kidnapped 921 people!. Also there's a G-Mod player who made a Pooh Doll Nextbot
The Winking Doll first appeared in The Honey Tree (1966), and his last appearance is on The Day for Eeyore (1983)
Overview[edit | edit source]
This scene takes place on a late sunny afternoon. First, we see the book closing, then the scene abruptly cuts to Chris Robin's room just 1.2 seconds after the book closed and with the- uh oh.. it's the GOD DAMN ominous haunted looking pooh doll (the doll who have big black dead fucking eyes), then several seconds later, the music stops and the doll winks (how is that possible? STUFFED ANIMALS DON'T FUCKING WINK/BLINK), and after the doll winks, the music came back on and the disclaimer appears that says "THE END, A WALT DISNEY PRODUCTIONS". The ending sound on the different Winnie The Pooh shorts was familiar for the 20th Century Fox (now 20th Century Studios) jingle. The TCF-soundalike jingle on the different ending scene was a sign that disney will purchase the 20th century fox
Fan Versions[edit | edit source]
There's one video of the Pooh Doll scene on youtube, but it's edited.. first, we see the pooh doll scene, then after the "thing that scares people" (the wink), the camera zoomed slowly to the pooh doll.... There's a G-major version, but its low brightness (to make it creepy), and slowed down!, but audio's not in g-major effect!, but the pitch slows![1] (the video used to be not marked for kids, and now unfortunately, it's marked for kids (NAHHHH), thankfully, there's a re-upload version (which not marked for kids) because the original got marked for kids). There's a horror stop motion version! The pooh doll bites at the audience!. And also, there's a video of a closeup of a pooh doll, then seconds later, the pooh doll shows his uhh.. UH OH IT'S THE SCARY, JAGGED, SHARK-LIKE FUCKING TEETH![2]. And also, there's someone made the phases of this doll![3]
How this give you nightmares?[edit | edit source]
Since this scene of the Winnie the Pooh can be scary to some people, here are the factors that give you nightmares!
The Moving curtains behind the doll (only appears in The Honey Tree), That brrr.. Pooh Doll... And BIG BLACK DEAD EYES like the dead corpse, on the doll because how they stare at you in a most scariest way possible. And also, The music... it sounds like a 1960s killer theme! (it crescendos to a loud finish)
How To Survive The Winking Pooh Doll[edit | edit source]
Method 1[edit | edit source]
First, your room must have defensive weapons, then wait for 3:28:33 am while you're in your room. But then You hear the Living Room TV turned on by itself on 8:28:33 am just to play loud ASS static for 1 minute and then it cuts to the ending scene of pooh (uh oh, you're fucked), this time, You closed and locked your room door during the static sound from TV. Then You equipped the important defensive weapon before the doll goes out from tv screen (you started to feel that the doll began to go out from screen). Moments later, you hear the doll knocking and banging and scratching your room door (the doll has a knife after a series of him banging and scratching the door (oh hell nah) damn knowing well youre dead), and you starting to feel that the doll is getting stronger (you know that you're gonna die? that's worse than being eaten by a Grue!), and then you panicked and screamed "OH GOD" as you see the doll smashed and ripped your room door and you began to attack the doll with your defensive weapon (but the doll keeps dodging). While you're panicking, then the doll began to swing the knife nearly 2 goddamn inches from you (oh shit you're almost dead, luckily you survived). Then you run away from the doll and then you began to dodge, blocked, and parry the doll's attacks. And then your pet appeared and the pet directly and brutally kill the creepy pooh doll[4]. After the pet killed the pooh doll, then You began to put the doll at your trashbin, and after that, you unplugged the cable so that doll will never appear again (it may re-appear sometime)
Method 2[edit | edit source]
You watch some pooh films from 1966-1983, watch the ending scene then you see the pooh doll. Then you brutally cut the goddamn power to shut off the tv damn knowing well the pooh doll is going to lunge at the audience while the tv is on eject the dvd damn knowing well the doll is gonna lunge at the audience. Then Destroy the TV SMASH THE DVD INTO OBLIVION AND LET IT BITE THE DUST
Method 3[edit | edit source]
Watch the ending scene then you see the pooh doll. Then Give the middle finger to the pooh doll and yell "FUCK YOU" because the doll is the source of your nightmare fuel, then watch the doll go boom and die because you gave the middle finger to the creepy pooh doll for scaring people (incl. kids)
Scare Factor for the Winking Pooh Doll Scenes (only appeared in 5 pooh featurettes)[edit | edit source]
- Winnie The Pooh and The Honey Tree (1966): Low to Minimal, but scare factor slightly increased by nighttime (and the scare factor worsens if its midnight and youre alone)
- Winnie The Pooh and The Blustery Day (1968): Low to High (scare factor increased and worsened by nighttime, especially when you're alone in a dark room)
- Winnie The Pooh and The Tigger Too (1974): High to Nightmare MADE FLESH (scare factor increased and worsened by nighttime, especially when you're alone in a dark room) (there's a small chance where the doll jumped up and wielded a knife at the audience and the doll lunge/jumpscare at the audience and gets out of the screen and find you and kill you BRUTALLY with a knife)
- The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh (1977): same scare factor as Blustery Day
- Winnie The Pooh and The Day for Eeyore (1983) (Winking Pooh Doll's last appearance): Minimal to slightly medium, but scare factor slightly worsened by nighttime because of the low-pitched trumpet. (But the scare factor worsened as if you're alone in a dark room)
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Disney Rotoscoped the Pooh Doll to make it wink to scare people for no reason and it is a source of a nightmare fuel
- The Pooh Doll looked too fucking damn different in opening and ending scenes
See also[edit | edit source]
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ A Child's Nightmare
- ↑ "JAGGED, SHARK-LIKE TEETH!" Reference: Wink-ie The Pooh
- ↑ Winking Pooh Doll Phases Saga.zip
- ↑ Pongo killed the pooh doll. Reference: Wink-ie The Pooh