For those for you who have a perverse inclination to find out what kind of drivel zim has on his older talk pages, check these out:

New stuff under here please.

That Bad, Huh?

Sorry dude. Ive got shit for a mic. MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me}_Failings 21:29, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Re: Zooks!

I'll take note of that. Unfortunately, my mic is a little crappy and it's hard to get sound coming in. But hey, fortunately Audacity has an envelope tool. --thematrixeætsyou, the ultimate (talk) (flames) 22:17, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

No worries. I like to puff out my chest and display my coolness from time to time... don't pay any attention to me when I'm late for my medications. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:37, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas!

The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:15, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Jew

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

How come...

It says "New stuff under here, please" above, but top-down the headers below mostly go from old to new? Has the world gone mad? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:10, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews in {{V}}

I'll let you determine the fate of this one & that one.

Sorry I let these slip past me. There's no shortage of Crap in UnNews, and I'll try and get righ on it... evenually... thanks for being cool. cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:27, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

First!

Sorry dude. I had to.--<<>> 23:16, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Excellent! I see my evil plan is going as... well, um... planned. Cheers Brad!

Thanks for the advice

Thanks for the advice. Next time I'll be as professional as Fox News.--Palcode 12:36, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Err...

What's with the UnNews welcome? I've never written anything for UnNews in my life :S -- (Bonner) (Talk) 19:55, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Ditto. Thanks, though, I might write something for it now! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:41 Sep 25, 2007

You guys did some editing of UnNews, that's enough to get my attention. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:17, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

VFS

Oh.....you can only have two votes on VFS by the way. Hope you get your beautiful assistant. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

Apparently I'm not so good about reading instructions... meh, it's another side-effect of laziness, so I accept it. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:11, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey!

How's your mouf, and how's it gonna be? Good to see you back.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:32, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for asking, and for the welcome back. I'm left with my two bottom eye teeth, which my dentist suggested I keep to anchor a bottom denture. I'll probably have teeth by Christmas. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:15, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Fair enuff

Not a regular on UnNews - didn't realise (in view of certain other stories on there - that a copy quite so blatant was not allowed. Oh well - back to the old drawing board :) RabbiTechno 16:56, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

I would write a new, un-plagiarised version, but I'm off down the pub. Maybe another time - seemed a worthwhile subject, I thought. RabbiTechno 17:02, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

As for "certain other articles", I'm afraid that stuff gets past me despite my lazy efforts. If you do find other copied articles, please let me or another admin know, because they should not stand uncontested.

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:10, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Will do - I'm not certain if I ever got the official UnNews welcome either, the ol' memory isn't up to much after my mis-spent teenage years...and twenties...and thirties. BTW, that eight-month old beer must have further fermented into some sort of uber-beer (or even uber-bier, in keeping with the Nietzschean tone), so was probably the equivilent of drinking about eight normal beers. Anyways, I'm off to see if any trolls need kicking from #uncyclopedia. Enjoy your day. RabbiTechno 17:04, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Dood, I hate to come over all fascist, but you know it's feminine, right? RabbiTechno 17:31, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Dood, I have no idea what you are talking about (/me snickers and covers his tracks by changing the spelling on three separate related pages). Heh heh... Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:37, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

If anyone asks, I saw nothing ;) RabbiTechno 17:41, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

This "seeing of nothing"... can you teach me this aspect of Zen, great Rabbi Sensei?

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:48, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

First, you must eat this mushroom...RabbiTechno 17:51, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

oops

No probs on the unnews deletion, rest assured that the many 1000s of my other contributions are .99% my own work, so please hold fire on any further witch-huntery!

Please accept my insincere apologistas. (friendly regardings, pottsm)

Insincere whatever accepted, and I raise you 10 Euros... if they're worth anything in the UK, that is. Otherwise, I'll sleep better tonight knowing your brilliant and plenteous contributions are indeed of your own evil design and execution. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:41, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankee

Thanks for my audio Zimmy! Nice to know my writing is worthy of your prestigious anchoring! -- (but) ~~Untrue~~ Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:09, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

You've been lucky enough to get my post-operative, two-toothed version. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:42, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Beseech Humbly

Please remove the ICU from UnNews:Pricasso Paints with Penis. It looks untidy. The only reason my article didn't have pics and stuff was because the Wiki was broken and refusing to upload images for anybody anywhere. I do admit that this was my fault, I should never have tried to create an article on the 29th of September, an inauspicious and dangerous date. Thank you in advance. Pieface 04:39, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

~

Win!!

HallBugs 2007

Audio

I noticed user:Conniving tagged UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch on your behalf, or am I confused? In either case, are you going to produce this audio? Thanks for your anticipated instantaneous reply. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:19, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Shit, yeah it was me who tagged it actually, I'd forgotten to log on at the time. Some family issues came up and I won't be able to do it unfortunately. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, I'll go remove the tag. Cheers! -RA HB 16:52, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem, this is part of my evil admin duties. If I don't get to it first, consider doing it or any other old and unUnaudio'd story yoou think deserves UnAudio-fication. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:51, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Idea: Audio Request place

I think we should have an audio request place. I have started User:The UnIdiot/Audio Request and I think we should move it into mainspace and have it go for real. This would encourage the creation of many more audios! Tell me what you think! Also, if implemented, this should be added to the unnews welcome! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:09, Oct 3

Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner... Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:08, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow! I had no idea this existed. LedBalloon convinced me it didn't! Well, back to my original personal request page! - UnIdiot |

| Talk | Contribs - 01:46, Oct 4

Yeah, it's not a high traffic area...a side-effect of virtually everbody writing, while only 10% of those 'chop, and only 10% of those audioing, methinks. It's a niche market, but more people are doing audio for non-UnNews pages now, so who knows what will happen in the future? I don't. I don't even know what's happening right now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:03, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, if you hadn't told me about it I doubt I would have ever found it. I turned my page back into a personal request page, so people can request audios for me to do, because I'll actually do them! - UnIdiot |

| Talk | Contribs - 02:14, Oct 4

I turned my page into a solarium. I grow pot, mostly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:28, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Nice! And you're dropping some off to my address when? Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:12, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Shit, I actually forgot about Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, which is surprising since it strokes my ego so nicely. Jesus, I am such a git! Perhaps when I feel better I'll reorganize my welcome drivel and other stuff, and see if we can have a little more organisation here. For the record, I don't even know what's happening right now either! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:12, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Ah, so my "package" arrived, then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:23, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Gandhi UnNews

Thanks for the lead. I don't believe I've ever gotten one of those before. It's also on VFH (and doing poorly). Maybe you could help it out....please? Also, are you planning on recording an audio for it? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:33, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Um, I voted for it, but I will not be recording it. I've been very sick with a cold, and audios at this point could provoke coughing fits. I sort of see the "not quite there" thing, but honestly, between my regular meds and the cough syrup I've been using, any contributions I'd make now might jeopardise any article's chances. Once I'm feeling better, I'm sure I'll be much more receptive to your evil attention whoring, but for the moment, I can only cough, sneeze, and mumble somthing about, "Zoroaster had a bum, right?" Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

MP3

Premier Tom Mayfair has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Sorry :(

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For noticing Tom's oopsie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:58, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey Buddy!!

Good to hear your voice around this place again!! Thanks for doing the life on other planets audio my friend. I took out some of the gay sex references, but I think that adds its own layer of humor that they're in the audio and not in the text. :) --THINKER 01:21, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for noticing the YAROTZ (Yet Another Return Of Teh Zim_ulation). I've had an awful cold or flu, or some such, and I think today is actually the first day I'm feeling human again. I am delighted by the fact that audio and article don't match, and I thank you for telling me about it. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:23, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews audio

No, I'm not here to request an UnNews audio from you. I'm here to discuss what sort of microphone you use for their creation. See, I've grown tired of letting others do my audio when I have a perfectly good mock-serious voice myself. So, tell me, what's your hardware?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:25, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

A while ago I got interested in video to my computer via USB, so I bought a package from Pinnacle systems for $100 which is sort of like this one. I didn't realize when I bought it that it came with a mic, so I put it to use as a replacement for a piece of crap which came with someone's computer, probably worth about $1.99 at Walgreens or something, which I'd been using since I started doing UnNewsAudio. I'm sure you could spend about $20 or so and be assured it's a good enough mic, but I'll look into some if you like. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:54, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm not so worried about quality. Basically, I want to know how the one that comes with the computer is. I'd ideally like to unearth the one that came with my old computer, and my parents don't have to know I'm spending what they consider too much time on this website. Was that crappy one really crappy?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:06, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

You can listen to anything I made in 2006 if you'd like an idea of how awful the el-cheepo computer mics are. Since I use lower bit-rate and other settings when creating my final mp3 for upload to save space on the UnServers (my files are among the smallest for time allotted in UnNews, a fact I'm stupidly proud of), I don't think even using my fancy-schmancy mic I bought for my guitar could enhance the quality appreciably. If you're waiting for somebody to say, "Go look for the mic, and for the sake of Allah, keep your voice low, and make some UnNewsAudios", then consider my having said it. If on the other hand you're trying to lure me into a diabiblical plot of some sort, I warn you I have to clear all quasi-religious rants with my wife... well, not really, but I don't want people to think I'm easy. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:24, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Me? Think Rev. Zim is easy? Never! This is blasphemy you speak! /me wanders to find the mic-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:29, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

“Groovy...”
~ Bruce Campbell on having his forearm replaced with a chainsaw

Image:UnNews-Racist_messages_in_music_of_Santana.mp3 HOORAY!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

What do you think?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:36, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Jolly good! Probably much better than my first, so congratulations on joining the Pantheon of UnNewsAudio Presenter Gods. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

And to think, after my query about microphones, I have been using my phone's voice recorder. Small world...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:48, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

You're using your phone now? Hilarious!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:18, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Santa is dead

Just delete it, and my other one, only did htem coz i woz bored, and i would get blocked on Wikia. -- El-Nin09 21:37, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Will do. Thanks for getting back to me. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:39, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

PIPI

I'm happy to see that you found my UnNew article quite "stupid" and deleted it. You should now go and delete anything that's stupid or disgusting on Uncyclopedia, which means everything. By the way PIPI is a softdrink, and exists.

Sign your post next time, so I don't have to hunt you down. Now, as to the matter at hand... don't take anything around here personally. I am a de facto editor (and I use the term "editor" loosely) Worst case, I can ressurect the article in and put it in your user space, if you ask me nicely. As for your pitiful attempt to irritate me with sarcasm and pretending English is your second language (if English is your second language, never mind that part), forget it. I am impervious to acid and lame sarcasm. You'd have a better chance getting a rise out of me if you called me a mounter of shaven sheep. Anyway, cheers, and I fixed the welcome thing for UnNews. You can thank me by sending me Laotian food. Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:24, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh really? IMPERVIOUS, YOU SAY? WHAT IF I CALLED YOU A BIBLE-BELT DWELLING HICK? HUH? WOULD THAT MAKE YOU CRY? TOOTHLESS?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:14, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

To be precise, I currently have two teeth in my head... the bottom two so-called "eye teeth". It's enough to scare my dog. Oh, and I'm thankfully well North and East of the so called "Bible Belt" (thank the Lord, whom I choose not to believe in, all praise be to His Name). And I am crying, but that's because I watched a cable show called "Band of Bloggers", about troops in Iraq who blog, and not due to your lame attempts to irritate me. Where;s my Laotian food? Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:18, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

wtf...?I didn't post that shit... This is PCB (I have no idea how to sign...) and... english is my second language.

--Pcb 23:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC) nvm found out how to sign

UnNews:Snickers to change name

Not funny for sober people Well as the completely sober author of the little article you deleted I will accept that it was a bit short but I am guessing here that you are of the American persuasion (as in USA). As such you under a severe handicap in having had your humour centre genetically removed. Although you nominally speak English, you have been affected by all the inter-breeding with other Europeans whose sense of 'funny' suffers from their language difficulties. American does look similar to English but the differences are bigger than the similarities.

It reminds me of the restaurant I ate in in Houston. The waitress remarked 'What a cute accent... where do you come from?' On replying that I came from the UK she said 'wow and what language do you speak there?' ... continue to have fun. User:Not Wanted/sig 11:35, 8 November 2007 (GMT)

10 First of all, I resent your assumption that I am somehow unable to comperehend humour due to

20 the fact that I may be American. I am multi-lingual and have lived in and amoung cultures in

30 Asia, the Americas, and the UK/Euro-sphere. It is a fact that I am not considered very funny

40 amoung my family and associates because of my "stupid British humor". although, in point of

50 fact, my humor / humour wiring draws from many sources, and is uniquely mine.

60 So, piss off, you mancky Scot git!

70 As for your story, if you ask me nicely, I may resurrect it, reevaluate it, and give you the

80 benefit of my wisdom, or you can go to Line 60 and LOOP UNTIL your head is out of your arse..

90 . your choice. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Bird Flu found in UK man

Is this ok? F9T 17:04, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I made it more better, so now it's "ok". Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:00, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Cheers, compuonds to you, whatever that means... F9T 18:38, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

How do u make an artikle feeetured? F9T 19:39, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Surfer dude stuns physicists with theory of everything

If you do a reading of this one, it will help to read some of the physics blogs about the discovery. You don't have to understand the math (thank goodness) to understand why this hit my "funny" flag: mostly that Lubos Motl is a highly accomplished string theory physicist who really knows his stuff and also happens to be a raving asshole. Half the sentences are things he's actually said in blogs on the subject - he's been following Lisi around the physics blogosphere, flaming him (particularly Backreaction, The Reference Frame [Motl's blog], " Not Even Wrong). How are you at switching between standard Zim monotone and raving mad scientist? - David Gerard 20:40, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

its been a while...

...but I just tossed UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving out in Unnews. Your feelings?

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:10, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Re:UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy

The last source should be all the explaining you need. It's a "rewrite" of some sorts. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Its the holiday season!

On behalf of Prettiestpretty
Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio
Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution
appreciates your good works and attention to detail.
Graciously yours, Mrs. Edwin Standish

I really should be working on my job, but...

Finally got to the second edition. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC) UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine November 25, 2007

tidying up?

Not at all sure about the changes you made to my primate cardinal article, but loved the edit summary. I never knew ranting about the evil schemes of the catholic church was the real meaning of the phrase "tidying up". --Kelpan 18:21, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

I guess my additions were a bit of a rant, eh? Ah, well, no love lost betwixt meselfe and them catholics. 12 years of Catholic education has made me somewhat ambiguious about my feelings. As for the changes, we do observe good grammar here (eg capitolising proper nouns like Catholic) in order to maintain a fleeting image of a news organisation. Any specific questions? In any case, cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:24, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for tidying up UnNews:Mosque_comments_taken_out_of_context

Cheers for fixing up my UnNews article. She's looking real purdy now. --Concernedresident 08:44, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Your old, orphaned recordings

Special:Unusedimages is full of old recordings of yours that have been orphaned by the UnNews they were designed for being deleted, and quite frankly, they clutter it up to such an extent that work cannot be done as quickly as it should be done. Is there a way that you can give me your blessing to delete them, or even better, create some sort of Old Recordings archive in your userspace so they are de-orphaned? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:14, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RA HB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RA HB 03:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:New laws added to UK charter

Please sort this out, I really couldn't be bothered. But I think it could work, or something like that I think. F9T 20:58, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

My Christmas Present for you

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine December 23, 2007 You realize of course that vowed never to do another image. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:02, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Holiday Wishes and Campaign Dreams

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus

F@H Woof!

MeowMUN 03:55, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

UnNews Sunday Magazine, December 30, 2007

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine December 30, 2007

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Here you go

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 6, 2008

Next week's is all ready pending anything happening in the world.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:32, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Holy Shark

I really appreciate you placing my UnNews as lead article, but I reverted the changes you made. Now, did you do that as a joke, or do you really want it to look like that? I'm not sure with "hUNGARY" and all the red links. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:24, Jan. 18, 2008

Actually, the hUNGARY is a play on so-called Hungarian notation, used by some programmers. Normally we all-caps the city, and and cap only the first letter of the country by an UnNews law, or something, so I reversed them as a sort of triple-entendre. As for red links, I have an idiosyncratic method of their placement; that's how I operate. FYI, undoing MY changes can get your kneecaps broken. Also, I Loved the article and the pics! Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:49, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

UnNews!

Thanks for the help with my article; I'm new to UnNews so I wasn't really sure of the convention. Incidentally, how would I add a blurb to the Main Page "recent news" section? --¶ 21:51, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

For your reading pleasure

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 20, 2008 Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

aeionic

Ditto Ditto here 2. Zim Rawks Dude. Hey again thanks on the Iraqi WMD UnNews tune up -- aeionic OUT

UnNews magazine

Hey Zim, for this magazine,how about we blank the unnews main page for a few hours, only placing the magazine on it? I can do it for you if you'd like. ~ Mordillo where is my MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE? 12:32, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I like the asymmetry of a striking writers who continue to write as though it's another day... maybe another time?

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:39, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Sure thing. How are you doing anyway? It's awfully quiet without you :) ~ Mordillo where is my MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE? 12:46, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for asking. Winter gets a bit tougher on us old gimpy Socialists collecting disability and otherwise siphoning valuable resources away from the war effort in Iraq. The changes in weather within the season seem to particularly affect us. For instance, today it's snowing lightly, and will continue sporadically until tomorrow afternoon, when it will change over to rain. The period during which these change overs happen, usually a week or so, kill us.

Otherwise, we've been doing well in terms of keeping our house somewhat neat and orderly, caring for our dog (who seems to have come down with cancer, but is happy and healthy enough for now), I've gotten my first paying job, albeit a small one, since 1996, my computer network is up, my studio is approaching completion, the music still gets composed in my head somehow so there is hope of completing the CD "The Collective Works of a Socialist", becoming more ashamed on behalf of my government and their money-grubbing cronies, and I'm on the verge of being able to study and practice to take tests for an MCSE certificate.

How've you been? Cheers!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:33, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Your welcome to UnNews template

It's got a typo, in the green box. I just noticed, figured I'd drop by and nag you. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Jan 29

What typo? heh heh... Cheers

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:09, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Well... no... you were right the first time. It's receive, not recieve. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:13 Jan 29, 2008

Well, in the green part, it says "You blessings are increasing exponentially." My inner grammar nazi wants to fix it, but it's protected and there are laws against racial hate-crimes. It's probably for the best; I seriously doubt that I have the resources to force all the spelling and grammar mistakes on the site onto trains that take them to specialized camps... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:15, Jan 29

No worries, you've just made me realize I should decrease my morphine dosage.

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:17, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Now why on earth would you want to do that? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:18, Jan 29

Thanks for the message! =)

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Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the welcome to Unnews message. After reading the advice contained, I plan to write an even crappier article. Warm regards, Javascap 13:42, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for audio

Thanks for the audio on UnNews:End of the world postponed once again. Sounds authentic. NaturalBornKieler 12:19, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Violation

Yeah, I posted so that maybe someone else would pick up on the idea, as I'm busy doing homework. Guess I'll just have to write a new one on the same idea. Marty660

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