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February 2007: After a two-month hiatus in the redaction of our report; the growth of commercial communism, largely sustained by Lord Durham, has brought us to a state of the triumphant perfection of inconvenience. For the sake a good understanding, the above-mentioned economic system ruling our Capitals is definitely not a swollen squirrel, and not yet a three-legged mockingbird, so we called it commercial communism. It is this pandemoniumalistic system that causes much of our ponderings about the future of our investments.
This future will be driven by no one else than Lord Durham in person, who is back in force, plenty of credit on hand (300% of his net salary). He his also back form a journey to Hérouxville, form where he came back with his boots covered of mud: a result of his late-night avocations.
Meanwhile (Jerry Cruncher proved it), interest rates are up to 47,89 %, a number which varies depending of the length of your mortgage. The IMF still believes it is our responsibility to spread the word on commercial communism so the rates could fluctuate.
Furthermore, on February 12, the arrival of a German investor presented to us by the newly appointed Lord Dalpé stirred much nitrogen in our headquarters. The man in question, despite his youthful appearance, may serve a pristine role in our international relations. The fact that he was recalled to life when touching the ground at the JPL International Airport here in Brasilia, leads us to the longest word in English language: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. (Please infer the link)
Nevertheless, nonetheless, notwithstanding, but still, ever since, moreover, nonesuch, in spite of that, it seems of the uppermost importance to us to provide you with the Financial Poutine, our traditional graph presenting the overall state of our activities.
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“This is Kauffman Report Part IV.”
August 2006: There was an overwhelming response from the FMI about Lord Bédard buying 520 million dollars in capitals from the Durham family succession.
September 2006: Sir Johnson, vice-president accused Lord Bédard from treachery. Bédard defended himself by saying half of the profits would go to the P.C.B. council bank,located in Sweden.
September 15: The presentation of our project to international potential stock buyers was an imminenet success. The advetizement provided by Google ads generated 2 million dollars in revenue to the P.C.B. council bank. Myself, Dr. Kauffman, President of the council am totally satisfied with Sir Johnson's work. Affairs are doing more than well. Today's interest rates have reached a new record of 55.7%
Future Projections
October to Decemeber 2006: Dr. Kauffman himself despatched Lord Dalpé to Germany for further investigation of possible traces left by the Durham family. We expect a detailed report of our Lord by next January. He will also be keeping an eye on interest rates which will surely be fluctuating greatly in the Federal Republic of Germany. SIr Johnson in fact predicts rates of 60%.
The second part of this report will be published in the following weeks.
In Durham We Trust
Sir Johnson, Lord Bédard, Lord Dalpé and Doctor Kauffman P.C.B.
“This is Kauffman Report Part IV.”
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