User talk:Pcb

Welcome!

Hello, Pcb, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Welcome to UnNews

Sorry, but I found your story, UnNews:A urine-flavored softdrink, to be irredeemable, not funny, and quite stupid, so it's been deleted... you're welcome to try again, but maybe make it funny and a bit less disgusting, and maybe even less stupid, next time. Below you'll find helpful pointers in my welcoming drivel. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:52, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Pcb, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:52, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

PIPI

I'm happy to see that you found my UnNew article quite "stupid" and deleted it. You should now go and delete anything that's stupid or disgusting on Uncyclopedia, which means everything. By the way PIPI is a softdrink, and exists.

Sign your post next time, so I don't have to hunt you down. Now, as to the matter at hand... don't take anything around here personally. I am a de facto editor (and I sue the term "editor" loosely) Worst case, I can ressurect the article in and put it in your user space, if you ask me nicely. As for your pitiful attempt to irritate me with sarcasm and pretending English is your second language (if English is your second language, never mind that part), forget it. I am impervious to acid and lame sarcasm. You'd have a better chance getting a rise out of me if you called me a mounter of shaven sheep. Anyway, cheers, and I fixed the welcome thing for UnNews. You can thank me by sending me Laotian food. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:25, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Nanonazism

The {{WIP}} tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 19:54, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! --Pcb 02:47, 13 November 2007 (UTC)