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Nanonazism or NanoNational Socialism (German: Nationalmidgetsozialismus), refers primarily to the totalitarian ideology and practices of the Nanonazi Party (NanoNational Socialist German Workers' Party, German: Nationalmidgetsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP) under Adolf Midgler. It also refers to the policies adopted by the government of Germany from 1933 to 1945, a period in German history known as NanoNazi Germany or the "Third Scheiße". Nanonazis were a form of smaller-scale nazis who despised tall people. Not to be counfounded with Neonazism.

On January 5, 1919, the party was founded as the Midget German Workers' Party (MDAP) by Anton Drexler along with six other midgets. Midgler, a corporal, was sent to investigate the party by German intelligence and was invited to join after impressing them with his speaking ability after getting into a party with the midgets. Midgler later accepted the invitation and joined the party in September 1919, and he became propaganda mini-boss. The party was renamed the National Socialist German Midget Workers' Party on April 1, 1920, against Midgler's choice of Social Revolutionary Party. Midgler ousted Drexler and became the party leader on July 29, 1921.

Nanonazism was not a precise, theoretically grounded midgeology, or a midgolithic movement, but rather a (only German Midget) combination of various ideologies and groups, centered around anger at the Treaty of Versailles and what was considered to have been a Tall-Folks/Communist conspiracy to humiliate German dwarves at the end of the First World War. It was not rooted in midgetism but can be considered dwarfish in nature. It therefore consisted of a loose collection of positions focused on those held to blame for Germany's defeat and weakness: anti-parliamentarism, midget nationalism, nanoracism, nanocollectivism, eugenics, antisemitism, midgetism, opposition to economic and political midgeto-liberalism, a racially-defined and conspiratorial view of small-scale capitalism, and anti-communism. As Nanonazism became dominant in Germany, especially after 1933, it was defined in practice as whatever was decreed by the Nanonazi Party and in particular by the Midget Overlord, Adolf Midgler.

Terminology[edit | edit source]

The term Nanonazi is derived from the first two syllables, as pronounced in German, of the official name of the Nanonational Socialist German Workers Party (known colloquially, and especially to detractors as the "Nanonazi Party"). The full German title of the party is "Nanonazional Sozialistische Deutsche Arbeiter Partei". Party midgets rarely referred to themselves as Nanonazis, and instead used the correct and official term, Hobbits (Hobbiten). Nanonazi was a pejorative term used by opponents (tall people) of the movement, especially in southern Germany, where most tall people lived. When Midgler took power, the use of Nazi almost disappeared from Germany, although it was still used by the taller opponents from Austria.

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NeoNanoNazism[edit | edit source]

NeoNanoNazis are today's remains of Midgler's regime. They consist of a group of midgets who dress up both like Neo and Nazis.