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Today
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Saturday
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While there is a 1000% chance of elephants Monday, we suggest jumping off a cliff.

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Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes.. sorry, typhoons, haiyaa.. were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.


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