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an 87% chance of
hot chicks

Today
a -32% chance of
earthquakes

Today
a 99.99% chance of
tsunamis

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While there is an 87% chance of idiocy Thursday, we suggest running about in the buff.

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Special Weather Report:

A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.