User talk:Starnestommy/archive 3

new header

hi will a expirenced editor adopt me so i can become a great editor? --bubbles 04:47, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm not sure. I don't write much (other than one UnNews article and one featured HowTo), but I do make a lot of maintenance edits. If you're thinking about becoming a great writer, try asking TheLedBalloon, Thekillerfroggy, The Thinker, Electrified mocha chinchilla, or Mhaille. If none of them work, try looking at the full list of adopters. However, I can still help you if you have any problems, so feel free to ask me questions on this talk page, in the Village Dump, or in the help forum. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 15:44, October 13, 2007

Welcoming vandals?

Be a dear and check their contribs first, eh? :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:49, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I need to stop auto-clicking on lime-green links. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 16:52, October 13, 2007

Here are some recommendations for funny pages...

I just thought you might like to view these articles... They are my favourite.

• Brad Pitt
• Water polo
• WWE Wrestling

Please reply with what you think of them... (Pooh the hat 04:36, 14 October 2007 (UTC))

I can't seem to find the third one, but the rest look moderately OK. By "moderately", I mean that they could use some improvement. The biggest problem I found with them was that they were too listy, but they look fine if you remove the lists. The writing style seems good, but it's somewhat dull. The formatting and grammar needs some work, but I'll try to fix it up. Both of them could use some images.

Overall, it looks like Brad Pitt and Water Polo are off to a good start, but they can still use some work. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:47, October 14, 2007

America article

Hey there! I have made a new article for America. Im not sure what to do with it though, im fairly new here. By that I mean ive been registered for little over an hour :P Jebend 19:29, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Try putting a rewritten version at User:Jebend/America. That way, you can work on it until it's ready to replace the current version. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:31, October 14, 2007

Help

Well, I've seen the new, yet not funny Giygas page, you know the villain from Earthbound, or not... ^^ So, what do you think we could do to improve it? It needs major liposuction... JK LOL...-- Ineedaname 18:21, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:19, Oct 19

Thank you

Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:24, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

IRC

If you are ehre right now as Flammable doesn't seem to Care right now. I am droping you this message to tell you that I have turn of that script for #uncyclopedia. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 03:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

OK, I managed to talk to an op with the help of AAA^. I turned off my script and got to come back in. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 04:52, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Ok, but please remember to be careful with what scripts you run. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:16, October 22, 2007

Shamelessly Trolling for Votes

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and TOGETHER we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

In a real election, your vote wouldn't matter. But remember, here it does!

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for a More Evolved American, which is in no way associated with the Association of Uncyclopedians Who Are Shameless Vote Whores.

--_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 19:37, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I'll only vote for it if you vote on Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:40, October 22, 2007

Alright then. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 23:34, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

This may sound like a silly question, Starnestommy, but if I vote with my true and honest opinion of the article, will you do same for mine? --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 23:43, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I read the discussion above, and I read and voted for UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain, and can you support HowTo:Get out of Jail on VFH? Thankies--Sir Manforman 23:47, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

O...M...G, I hope this is a joke. Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:50, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

WHORING LOL – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:02 Oct 23, 2007

Voted on both articles. Now I just need Radioactive afikomen to vote. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:57, October 22, 2007

Also, yes, I voted with my honest opinion on American (species), and I expect you to do the same for my article, just as you'd expect me to do so for you if you voted on my article. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:00, October 23, 2007

This still looks ugly. Toothless old man with a drippy eye ugly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:09, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

My friends

Hey Starnestommy, do you know what their names are? I will censor the vowels. Uncensor them.

Br*n** K*nn*ff
__y_ie _i__i__

T*m*r* H*rr*ngt*n
_a_a_a _a__i___o_

C**rtn** H**p*r
_ou___ey _oo_e_

Rh**nn*n L*st*r
__ia__o_ _e__e_

C**tl*n P*pw*rth
_ai__y_ _a__o___

H**l** D*ws*n
_ay_ey _a__o_

H**l** D*rr*ck
_ay_ey _e__i__

*ng*l*q** C*rr*ngt*n
A__e_i_ue _a__i___o_

N*t*l** *'H*ll*r*n
_a_a_ie O'_a__o_a_

Thank you, --Stoop3881 00:26, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

You Asshole!

Why did you clog the toilet? WHY!?!?!?!? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:17, October 28, 2007

rm *

Hi. I enhanced the rm * article. Dyou like it now?

Best unregards, Ache 15:20, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Halal Kebabs and Camel Crap (the musical)

Can the new article of the above name be merged with the islam article 121.44.105.216 02:41, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure you spelled that correctly? That page doesn't seem to exist. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 21:56, October 30, 2007

HowTo:Deal With a Cranky Senior Citizen

You have taken it upon yourself to declare my article "HowTo:Deal With a Cranky Senior Citizen" NRV. Go ahead an delete it. Who cares?

Rufus Quail

I didn't say that it needs to be deleted, I just said that you have 7 days before it has to be deleted. If you fix it up some, it won't be deleted. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:08, November 1, 2007

Thank you

Thank you for voting for American (species)! As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do. Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 03:25, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

HAR HAR I'M USING THE COMMENT BOX!

Yes...Read the title. (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 2, 18:03

THANK YOU!

Thanks for helping me with my sig. You are the bestest. When I actually work out how to make templates (when I'm less tired) I will give you the template version. But for now... enjoy. sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 04:15, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

COOKIE!

Fou-Lu has awarded you 1,073 cookies (thats how many lines you put in the box) For reformatting user:Fou-Lu/! Now go play in traffic.

Thank you very much

Can I finish?

You tagged me before I was done - weenie!!! - weenie!!! --– Preceding unsigned comment added by Erviltnec (talk • contribs)

I removed the tag. I only added it because it looked like it needed some formatting work on content. Also, next sign your comments by adding four tildes (~~~~). --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:36, November 8, 2007

Another thing I want to clarify is this: An ICU tag does not mean that the article will be deleted in 7 days; it simply means that if it isn't improved in 7 days, it gets deleted. If you do make an article and it gets ICU'd, keep working on it and remove the tag yourself or ask someone else to remove the tag when you think it's good enough. If you'd rather work on something without the fear of it getting deleted, create it at User:<insert name here>/insert article name here then move it to mainspace after you get it reviewed. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:41, November 8, 2007

I haven't been here in about 6 months, so I forget most of the protocol, thanks to Insineratehymn. I didn't appreciate the unwelcome welcome, but thank you, I think...I posted the "free speech censorship" piece on UnNews because I figger'd this must still not be a place for that - I repent!!! Do you accept free speech, now? no icon, just me Erviltnec 00:23, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you so much for being a gentleman and allowing me to create - I've always believed creativity was the future of uncyclopedia, and then I crapped myself. Erviltnec 06:20, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

qvfd a talk page

You appear to have sent the talk page of Talk:Pointless Paradox to qvfd. I'm new, so am not sure if this is the norm, but is this the done thing? The article is valid I belive, so why qvfd the talk page? MrN 16:47, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll remove it from QVFD. I think I may have added it due to hitting the wrong QVFD button on recent changes. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 17:13, Nov. 18, 2007

Thanks... There is a QVFD button??? I have been doing it by adding things manually to the QVFD page, is there a easier way? Also, sorry about forgetting the sig on Talk:Pointless Paradox, one day I will remember to put it! MrN 17:28, 18 November 2007 (UTC) hea look! I did! Have fun.

Just go to User:MrN9000/uncyclopedia.js and add importScript('User:Villahj Ideeut/QVFD.js'); --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 17:44, Nov. 18, 2007

Thanks for helping me on this one... I created User:MrN9000/uncyclopedia.js with the text you suggested, I think... What happens now? MrN 17:53, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Hit CTRL+F5 then go to Special:Recentchanges or Special:Newpages. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 17:54, Nov. 18, 2007

Ahh many thanks more knowledgeable one... That will make taking out the trash less effort! MrN 17:59, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Am trying to get the script to run, but it keeps failing on the second part:

 Opening Page... [OK]
 Retrieving document object... [FAILED]

... Maybe I need to change my internet settings or something... Will work on it, any suggestions?? MrN 18:36, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

See if there's anything in the Error Console. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 18:57, Nov. 18, 2007

Sorry my friend, please excuse my n00bness, I have only been here for 10 days or so and have no idea what the "error console" is. Im using IE 7. Would that make a difference? MrN 19:08, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm getting a similar problem when I test in IE 7 (although I usually use firefox), but it seems to be with the sitenotice code, not the QVFD script. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 19:18, Nov. 18, 2007

AhhhhHaaa! Got it. :) Many thanks for your help and time... I went off and installed Firefox, my button now appears to work fine... Good old M$... Cheers. MrN 19:55, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

FREEDOM!

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:01, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

AGH MY EYES! --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 19:03, Nov. 18, 2007

One day I will remember to add my sig!

Thanks... MrN 23:27, 20 November 2007 (UTC) Hea, I did!

Wow dude...

...You fixed my brokeded sig! Nice! Thanks so much for your help. You rule dude. I will give you a thank you temple just as soon as I work out how to make one. :D sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 20:29, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello Mr Starnestommy

Just wondered if you fancied talking a look see at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Color Problem... Would be full of grates if you did... Neh problem if not... Thanks MrN 22:45, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

The Official Uncyclopedia Cabal bestows upon you, one of Uncyclopedia's greatest assassins, this deadly weapon

You know why. Use it wisely.

Thank you. I shall now insert this gift into my rectum to display gratitude. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:25, Dec. 1, 2007

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:59, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks.

I'm glad to be a member, and in appreciation for you gratitude, I do not pity you.
By the way, -n00bage alert!- how do I make my signature all fancy shmancy?Mister T 06:02, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
(Imperative) Please pass the mustard.

Thx :-) --Agent00 00:06, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Damn it, not another unrecoverable error! --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:05, Dec. 16, 2007

And again

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:39, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:31, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR MOTHER F**KING STOCKING!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Christmas Carols!

Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
It would bring me great glee
The DNA, the dirty tape
The the legal fee, the urine rape
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me.
  -R. Kelly Christmas

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead
Snorts a lot of righteous shit
He wouldn't let poor Santa
Try any of his good weed
All of the other reindeer
Used to snitch and call the cops
Then one foggy christmas eve,
Donner cleared a bowl
He said right to Rudolph's face,
It's got kick and it's got taste
All of the other Reindeer
Fell asleep and then went gay!
 -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead

Smiley for Communism 14:35, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Starnes2

I was recently tryin' out the #cvn-wikia-uncyc channel, and I'm guessin' you're the one that runs Starnes2 still. I've put messages from Starnes2 on stalk, so I don't have to watch Recent Changes for vandalism and the like. Is there any way you could get him to report the creation of any page? Pretty much every page needs to be looked at because, created by a user or IP, most of them are QVFDable. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:44 Dec 22, 2007

I think you'd need to talk to whoever owns the WikiaRC bot (I think it's Az1568) about that since my bot listens to that one for edits. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:11, Dec. 22, 2007

Oh, okay. Seems more complicated than I thought. I thought that it was all Starnes2... just wondering. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:43 Dec 22, 2007

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:21, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Starnestommy,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

awesome

You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

PAULODVDRW from Brazil Desciclopédia

• Hello! I am the User PAULODVDRW and, unfortunately, I do not speak English, but I use that thing like Babelfish or Google Translate.Do not kill me! Do not kill me! Do not kill me! PLEASE im from Brazil Desciclopédia. Im very good is photoshop

Photo montagesPAULODVDRW 21:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Little Help

Hi! Well, my English is terrible, but I like the Uncyclopedia and want to write some articles. I write the article Surfer Donkey, but needs correction. Do you help me with this article? Thank you, and sorry my poor English. Soldier DonDoKKen * Talk 00:10, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 14

GTFO!

{{User:Zana Dark/tits}} Ok... I think I need to <insert action here>. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 14:28, Jan. 20, 2008

Thanks for the vote

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 15:01, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Ack! Where'd my medieval armor go!? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 15:06, Jan. 20, 2008

Thank you for your indulgence

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:10, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for votering!

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Merci! --THE 18:42, 25 January 2008 (UTC)