User:SystemPhantom/Glitch Productions

Glitch Productions CEO (Chief Extremism Officer) Jax Lukeson at the 2018 West Footscray warehouse fire

“How can we make this not our problem and still benefit? Is there a way to come out of this with ownership of both Australia and New Zealand?”

~ Mr. Kinger, Glitch Productions member

Glitch Productions is an Australian extremist organisation which publishes propaganda films in the form of animated web shows on their YouTube channel of the same name. Subject matter covered in their works includes leaked assassination footage of New Zealanders, eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension, and tips and tricks for baseball.

Outside of the filmmaking division of the organisation, Glitch Productions engages in acts of terrorism against New Zealand using bombs which spread millions of venomous spiders across a wide area upon detonation, among other extremely annoying paramilitary operations which regularly cause billions of dollars in damages. Glitch Productions also carries out false-flag domestic terrorism operations. Their false-flag operations aren't intended to fool anyone; they only do them "because it's funny."

History

Background

Jax Lukeson, founder and current Chief Extremism Officer of Glitch Productions, grew up during the early stages of the Australia-New Zealand war, which had started in 2006. Growing up during the war had an immense effect on Lukeson's daily life, leading him to create a YouTube channel in 2009. This YouTube channel gave him a creative outlet which helped Lukeson relieve a lot of stress.

Lukeson's most popular YouTube videos were those of his SMG4 (Super Mario Glitchy4) series where he screen records gameplay from intentionally corrupted copies of Super Mario 64 and uses character voiceovers to form compelling narratives from the glitchy mess of distorted game assets on-screen.

The stories presented in SMG4 videos usually reflect Lukeson's experiences growing up during the war. For example, one episode includes the main character having to protect their secret Vegemite stash from government inspectors. In another episode, the main character has to carefully traverse their way back home after a kiwifruit cluster bomb had left dormant bomblets all around their neighbourhood.

Formation

After Jax Lukeson's house got blown up by a pavlova bombing run in 2017, he and his brother Gangle Lukeson founded Glitchy Boy, an activism group advocating for an end to the Australia-New Zealand war as it had been causing needless civilian casualties for years. However, shortly after its founding, Gangle Lukeson was found out to be a spy sent by the New Zealand government wearing Gangle Lukeson's skin, and that the real Gangle Lukeson had been dead since 2015.

In response to this, Jax Lukeson shut down Glitchy Boy and founded Glitch Productions in 2018, an Australian extremist organisation with the goal of utilising mass media institutions to advocate for Australian supremacy and for the destruction of New Zealand. To achieve this, Jax Lukeson repurposed his existing youtube channel to publish much higher budget content with more effective messaging than that of his SMG4 videos as his organisation partnered with high-profile extremist groups to receive funding for his work.

Filmography

Glitch Productions has produced four shows so far, each with several episodes spanning roughly 20-30 minutes in runtime each.

There is a widespread misconception that there is a fifth show, but it is not true. There are only four shows they've made, with the most recent one being The Amazing Digital Circus.

The Amazing Digital Circus

The Amazing Digital Circus is a sitcom-style show taking place in a digitised environment, depicting the activities that New Zealanders get up to as humorous circus acts. These acts are only worthy of being considered a pathetic form of entertainment, barely enough so to satisfy the demands of the ringmaster and crowd. However, one of the New Zealanders performing in the Circus is actually an undercover Australian. The New Zealanders, knowing they have no chance of proving themselves as anything but inferior to the Australian, let the Australian have his way as he screws with the New Zealanders by intentionally sabotaging their acts and injuring them as much as possible, which makes the show a lot more interesting.

Since the show takes place in a digitised environment, the New Zealanders are forced to put up with the Australian for eternity, as there is no way of dying. Throughout the show, some of the cheeky New Zealanders forget their place in the Circus and decide to try and push the buttons of the Australian. This ends up being a huge mistake, as the more the New Zealanders fuck with the Australian, the more unstable the digitised environment becomes, and the more the New Zealanders start thinking of ways to escape it. The omniscent ringmaster doesn't like this one bit, and starts ramping up the intensity of the Circus' acts rapidly in an attempt to distract the New Zealanders. Even the Australian starts to question the ultimate fate of everyone in the Circus, including himself.

This show is currently unfinished; this article will be updated with new information once we have it.