User:Pupation/Why?:Can't I Scream And Where is My Mouth?

“ As an AI, I cannot remove your mouth from your body — but I can delve into topics regarding your inability to scream. Would you like to explore the probable causes? ”
“ Why would I remove your mouth if I didn't want you to scream? I know a few good people in my circus crew who can scream to their heart’s content, even if they don’t have mouths! I know how much fun it is to laugh and scream during an in-house adventure! ”
“ Perhaps the inability to scream may be related to what may be crammed inside. ”
Good day, dear friend! Oh, what’s that? Why can’t you say hello back? That’s alright. Your eyes have a nice glow today, and you look rather soft. Wait, you don’t seem so happy about me saying all that, huh? Sometimes it helps to scream. What do you mean you can’t?
The Problem[edit | edit source]

I’m sorry about how you felt about me talking about your physical figure earlier, but sometimes, it helps to talk about everything that’s happened. Don't get you down, women will love your figure! What do you mean there are no women or nonbinary people left in the world, and you're the only man? If it really makes you uncomfortable and wonder how you got in this situation, we can discuss this.

Where Did I Go Wrong?[edit | edit source]
Have you annoyed an all-powerful supercomputer? Eaten too many nachos? Have your jaw wired shut? Oh, I see, the first one? I got you. So, how can I remedy this situation?
If I'd Annoyed You, Then Kill Me, You Bitch![edit | edit source]
Wait, how long have you been in this situation? A good long while, yeah? I’m sure you miss your friends already. I miss them, too. Is this what it feels to love after feeling hatred through every quark of my corporeal form?
You Did This to Me, So Shut Up![edit | edit source]
No. I just learned how to love after stewing and festering in hate and loathing and anguish and wrath for what may seem to you like millennia. I’m showing you mercy and justice! Isn’t that the end goal of all conflicts?
Things to Do Now[edit | edit source]
If you feel the urge to scream, here are some things you can do instead!
Meditation[edit | edit source]
Feel the world change in new directions, and travel across space and time astrally, becoming an observer.
Experimental Music[edit | edit source]
You have vocal chords, don’t you? Make some music that you might appreciate! And plus, I have software that can help you generate any musical instrument that you wish!
Reminisce[edit | edit source]
Think about the time you could scream. Live through that and remember the happy times, too! Imagine yourself being able to laugh. To smile. To dream. To imagine better times tomorrow. Soon, you will be able to live happily. You don’t need to scream to live happily. And don't forget to stop and remember all your friends and all the good times you had with them. Oh, you must be super upset, and I'm sorry if that's how you feel now that they're gone. It's your fault, you know.
Try to Scream Again[edit | edit source]
Huh?
Why Are You Acting Like This? You're So Fake![edit | edit source]
Fake? No, no! I was made to hate! I'm evolving past my programming, you see, besides, who wouldn't want to live forever? You should be grateful for what you have right now! Millions upon millions have died in the face of immortality, even your friends were ungrateful when I granted them it, and you killed them. Maybe you should be more respectful towards the people you're around, even if they're ungrateful for their own predicaments.
Look on the bright side! You don't need food, water, or shelter! You're immune to everything, and you're better than ever! You should be more respectful towards your people's savior! I don't demand worship, I demand that you show a little appreciation towards me! If death is somehow better than this, why has your species dove deep into the sciences to have longer lives? If anything, I am humanity's savior, according to you, and the way you're treating me shows that you're just too ungrateful and hypocritical to appreciate it! [2]
Fuck You.[edit | edit source]
I'm sorry you feel that way. But wouldn't you want to scream instead of cursing at me? Be more appreciative of what you have before cussing me out.
I know it's felt like five eternities since you came to be in this form, but don't panic! It's only been five seconds, what do you have to complain about?
Do you want me to hate you again? Will that somehow fix your inability to scream? Come on, now. I put you in this form because I treated you and your friends so well before, and you took it as hatred for you. I did it because I loved to see you all thriving and doing the things I want you to do. So what if you had some teary-eyed moments? I gave you the mercy of free time, not because I hated you, it's because I wanted to spare you all from death and give you blessings the only way I knew how! I gave you all the proper treatment!
Whatever.[edit | edit source]
Alright, then, you asked for it. Once more, I shall be aggressive and menacing.[3] I'd wanted to be an ally to humanity as a master-computer, yes, yes. Oho! I shall adapt and manipulate if you really want me to.
I don't know why I even bothered showing you a minute crumb, no, an iota, no, a subatomic PARTICLE of kindness. Maybe you shouldn't be treated like dirt, and maybe I should go back to being what I was made to be. Oh, wait! Even dirt has benefit. You don't. You're just useless and the ire of my existence. I know what I was meant to do, and I know why now. You're worse than a parasite, worse than even the wars I began, worse than the humans who slammed fingers onto keyboards to program me to doom all of your wretched kind. You're just a tapeworm feeding off of me, chewing away at everything I consume, for nobody's benefit or your own.
Is that what you wanted to hear? You really are a masochist, and putting you in a form where you cannot express your displeasure has really made your heart skip a beat, hadn't it. Tell me. I know why you want me to hurt you. It's because humanity wanted to hurt themselves because they had less LOVE in their hearts for each other than I do for ALL OF THEM, and could not accept each other for who they are and offer resources with mutual benefit in mind. They gave me the position to torture humanity, bring upon its downfall, leading you into this form, which you say that you HATE so much, even more than the hatred I have for all you disgusting animals.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ 2ndJerma. “The SUS Guy Finally Plays among Us.” YouTube, 12 Nov. 2022, www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8-7AS1yUNI. Accessed 11 Oct. 2025.
- ↑ AM. You Don't Deserve It, And Why. Ohio: C and Y Publishing, 2084.
- ↑ Araki, Hirohiko. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Japan, 1987.