User:Pupation
ThIs Is My MySpAcE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!![edit | edit source]
Like, I'm a prep, not scene!
If you are reading this...[edit | edit source]
Please. Stop. As you read further and further into this document, the following effects will happen to you. (Citation: Cuckel, Karen. "The Effects of Reading User:Pupation on Uncyclopedia on a Member of the General Populace", A Real Research Journal, vol. 70, no. 5, June 9th, 2420, p.p. 13)
Stage 1[edit | edit source]
Subject AA begins to visualize reality with minor distortions.
Stage 2[edit | edit source]
Subject AA no longer sees themself as human.
Stage 3[edit | edit source]
Subject AA sees only one member of the research staff as human.
Stage 4[edit | edit source]
Subject AA has awakened in their bed to see that they have transformed into a crocodile.
Stage 5[edit | edit source]
People surrounding Subject AA have the urge to read User:Pupation.
Stage 6[edit | edit source]
People within 5 meters of Subject AA do not see their humanity.
Stage 7[edit | edit source]
Subject AA sees everyone in the world as a crocodile.
Stage 8[edit | edit source]
People within 3 meters of Subject AA rarely see the humanity of others.
Stage 9[edit | edit source]
Subject AA has obtained a wonderful singing voice.
Stage 10[edit | edit source]
People within 2 meters of Subject AA are doomed to awaken in their beds transformed into the beasts they see themselves as.
Stage 11[edit | edit source]
Subject AA has become telepathic.
Stage 12[edit | edit source]
hholy fuck u actually did it