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Wheeling Jesuit University (WJU) is a university located in Wheeling, West Virginia. Although it has been called "the Harvard of West Virginia", this is a great compliment: West Virginia is home to more Ivy League schools than any other state in the United States.

WJU is the youngest of the 28 Jesuit schools in the United States (29 if you count the Portland Institute for Fry Cooking). WJU is the center of a great deal of paranormal events, including UFO invasions, natural disasters, time travelling, emergence of superhumans, and other bizarre and foul-smelling things. WJU is particularly famous for its low-cost, high-volume lacrossetitutes; its output is comparable even to top Canadian institutions. (Full article...)

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3141 BC - The world's first great pi was baked. It took $\pi$ years to eat.
1949 - Iceland's blundered declaration of war on the USA leads to the accidental formation of NATO.
1503 - Disneyland Central America opens in the Aztec city of Tenochtitlan.
1975 - You really should have bought shares in Microsoft, which was formed on this day.
1984 - President Ronald Reagan calls for an international ban on something or other, oh hell I can't remember. (Pictured)
2001 - The butterfly effect is proved in an ingenious experiment, causing devastating hurricane damage in China.
2002 - Actor Mickey Rooney begins his process of decomposition.

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