User:Rcmurphy/sandbox

2007

6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research (UnNews) 667:Neighbor of The Beast 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters, The (UnBooks) 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York AAA Adventures of Baron Ringpiece, The (UnBooks) African Giraffe Alcoholics Anonymous Alexander the Great Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans (UnNews) Anarchist Cookbook, The (UnBooks) Anime Artificial Pseudoscientology Austria-Hungary A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother Baby Seal Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé (UnNews) Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects (UnNews) Beatles, The: Ecological Number Ones Bipolar bear Black and White Man, The Blackbeard Catering Company Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl (UnNews) Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen (UnNews) Byzantine Empire Charles Dickens Choose Your Own Adventure (UnBooks) Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years (UnNews) Commercial Consumerist, The Cup Stacking Dictation Dracula (UnBooks) Dyslexia Ecky-Thump Education Escher Everybody cares Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor Fat Albert Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water (UnNews) Folgers Crystals Future ☭f tomorrow, today! Gallows Humor (UnBooks) Ganges Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory (UnNews) Global Cooling Good cop/Bad cop Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" (UnNews) Google Middle Earth Grue's Clues

Homeless Nerds Honesty HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness HowTo:Be At One With The Universe HowTo:Beat the Odds HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male HowTo:Cook While Drunk HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man HowTo:Live in an RPG HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute HowTo:Start a Religion HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion HowTo:Turn Your Computer On HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement Hylian teen arrested for property damage (UnNews) Illegal aliens from outer space! Intelligent Design Ironing iTrip John Caldwell Calhoun Lake District, The League of Nations Letter to the Isle Life and Times of Kraft Dinner, The Little Orphan Annie Local cancer loses battle with woman (UnNews) Lord of the Flies Mad TV Mae Zedong Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Martina Hingis Me Meeting, The: A Play in One Act (UnScripts) Merde, She Wrote Moses Mr. Beluncle (UnBooks) My Chemical Romance My Journeys with the GPS

Nazi New Borg drone complains about management (UnNews) Noob Gets PWNED (UnNews) Nuremberg Rally Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder Old McDonald One Out of Ten Doctors Onomatopoeia Overly political spider becoming annoying (UnNews) People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up (UnNews) Porchesian Holocaust, The Practical Lessons on Communism (UnBooks) Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged (UnNews) Really Big Tree Rock, Paper, Airstrike Saint Frankenstein's Day Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased (UnNews) Screenwriting Shortcut Socratic Method Strongly worded letter Tachyon Uluru UnCameron UnUsual Suspects, The Victorian Era Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother, A Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death (UnNews) Vulva Walgreens Drug Store Wallet moth Waltzing Matilda What I Did On My Summer Vacation Why am I in Canada? Wicker Man, The Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit Witless Protection Program Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda (UnNews)

2006

Battle of Gettysburg Bear Biggles Blame somebody else Bouncy Castle Bureaucracy Channel, The Calvin and Hobbes Canada Captain Obvious Christmas Number Ones Church of God the Wholly Incompetent Colossus of Barbie Command Line Commemorative plate Commercial Conformity Period Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women, The (UnBooks) Conceptual Art Dear John letter Decapitation Disease Diogenes of Sinope (UnNews) Disneyland Distraction Do NOT click any links! Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice Embracing Mediocrity Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner (UnBooks) External combustion engine First Gradeism Fisher Price: A Retrospective Free World, The French Revolution Fundagelical Christianity Garfield Gaydar Gay Pride Gazebo Goa Tse Googlewhack Grand Conspiracy Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot Grue

Hammer Handgun Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal Hays Code Henchmen Hide and Go Jesus Holocaust Tycoon Home Haggis Maker Horton Hires a Ho! (UnPoetia) HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines HowTo:Be a Tramp HowTo:Change a lightbulb HowTo:Get Banned HowTo:Learn Hebrew HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia HowTo:Make a Band HowTo:Skip School HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube HowTo:Write A Cover Letter Humility Humosexual I Can't Believe It's Not Murder Inanimate Sponge Insert title here Internet Movie Database Internet (video game) IQ:Sample test Jackson Pollock Jingo John Cage Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, The Last spot in Heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted (UnNews) Life's Answerable Questions Life's Unanswerable Questions Lost in Translation Making up Cthulhu quotes Manhattan Engineering District Man uncyclopedia Maozilla Marcel Proust Martin Van Buren Medical Malpractice Memento Midget cockpunching terrorists Moon hoax Mozilla Firefox Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats My First Necronomicon (UnBooks) Napoleon Bonaparte National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant" (UnNews) Neolithic Age Neuroipods New Age Psychology New Cooler Edition New Hampshire Merchant Cat Nigerian census (UnNews)

OCD Old Tech On a stick Osama bin Laden (UnNews) Oscar Mayer Paradise Lost Patrick Henry Patriotism "Paul is dead" hoax Pixellated Face Disease Political advertising Pontius Pilot Prog Rock Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame (UnBooks) Putz Who Stole Hanukkah, The RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole (UnNews) Richard M. Stallman Rocky Mountain Oysters Rogue Punchlines Root of All Evil, The Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test Sausage Butty Batter Nugget See Dick (UnBooks) Segregation Separation Issues Sexual innuendo Smells Like Teen Spirit Snopes Stupid kid drowns in pond (UnNews) Suburban homeboy Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships, The Teenager That old woman next door Third Epistle to the Thessalonians TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You (UnNews) Toilet Door Communication Torture Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 Uncyclopedia is the worst Uncyclopedian's Song, The Universal Remote Control Everything 3000 Vagina Monologues, The VCR Manual Vladimir Nabokov Vote Fish Penis Voynich Manuscript Waiting for Godot Wall Street Crash of 1929 War of 1812 Water Polo... With Sharks! Water powered bus Westboro Baptist Church Women's Suffrage World War I Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News Writer's Block Z Zen

2005

Euroipods George Dubya Bush

Japan Livejournal

Poop Cuisine Vitamins

Round One

T1 Tompkins decapitates my Snoopy

R1 Tompkins is lonely

Round Two

T2 Tompkins enlists Sophia

R2 Moving the war to the his userpage

Round Three

T3 Euroipods strike

R3 TimeCube response

Round Four

T4 It gets personal...with ponies

R4 The final strike

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