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Yer article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.

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This page is Bat Fuck Insane and probably suffers from ADHD!
Now stop acting like that is a good thing, failure.

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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The use of insignia of organizations that have been banned in Germany (like the Nazi swastika or the arrow cross) may also be illegal in Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czechia, France, Brazil, Israel, Canada, Russia, Ukraine and other countries, depending on context. In Germany, the applicable law is paragraph 86a of the criminal code (StGB), in Poland – Art. 256 of the criminal code (Dz.U. 1997 nr 88 poz. 553).

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"Mikario" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Leet faith. In order to prevent random numbers being placed all over the place, please do not speak it in front of them.
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RANDOM WARNING!

This article is quite random. You might want to edit it  so that it's actually about something!


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WARNING: This article pertains to Scottish things, dae nothin tae to fix this.
Whilst reading this article, you should wear a kilt, drink Irn-Bru,
eat Jock pies, snort crack, and sing Auld Lang Syne loudly.
Failure to observe these precautions will cause you distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.
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If that doesn't stop the effect, then climb to the top of Mount Everest naked. You need some fresh air.

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This person is God

This person is officially god of super smash bros. and anything else nintendo.


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Mwa ha ha ha ha!

This user wants to drink your blood!


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This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore a potential threat to society.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This User has joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
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This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable aerodynamics. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and feast at a rainbow-powered windmill.
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user slays grues in their sleep.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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No, really!
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Ÿǿü čǽñ ħëłþ Ǜʼnçýċļöþęđĩä ßŷ ểǻŧıʼnġ ä çåŗǐβöǚ. 


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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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You are dead.
<insert name here> has been killed by Mikario
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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
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This User has joined the Black ops Squadron. and will not hesitate to kill you if your gay or racist.
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This user likes Capture the flag.
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This user doesn't care.
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Gadzooks!   This user participates in
T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
(Or at least pretends to.)
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
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This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".
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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC)
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This is what happens to people that disagree with this user.
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This user is elite.
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Don't make a move. I'm watching you.
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This user's IQ is over OVER 9000!!!!!!.
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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user is a total UKer
and can call you wanker with impunity.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.
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THÏS ÄRTÏCLË RÄẄKS

Höẅëvër, ït nëëds mörë ümläüts.


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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user has a sense of humor, in spite of their Asperger Syndrome.
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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.
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This user be getting drunk on his booty..
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This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.
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I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
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How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
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This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
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This user speaks Pie at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!
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This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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