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Yer article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.

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If that doesn't stop the effect, then climb to the top of Mount Everest naked. You need some fresh air.

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This person is officially god of super smash bros. and anything else nintendo.


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Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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Stupid camper.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.) אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
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DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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Usb! No, really! Usb!
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Ÿǿü čǽñ ħëłþ Ǜʼnçýċļöþęđĩä ßŷ ểǻŧıʼnġ ä çåŗǐβöǚ. 


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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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NO This user doesn't care. NO
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Gadzooks!   This user participates in
T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - away an boil yer heed
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(Otherwise known as the EC)

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Don't make a move. I'm watching you.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over OVER 9000!!!!!!. Brain.gif
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage! Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png
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This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue, shag and shite.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.


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THÏS ÄRTÏCLË RÄẄKS

Höẅëvër, ït nëëds mörë ümläüts.


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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Aspie with Humor This user has a sense of humor, in spite of his/her Asperger Syndrome. Aspie with Humor


Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.


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ao-E This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school. ao-E
bs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t. bs-3
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++. cpp-2
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How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
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gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level. gb-4
mor-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . mor-1
Pie-4 This user speaks Pie at a near-native level. Pie-4
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
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ru-4 This user speaks Русский at a near-native level. ru-4
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A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2
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sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. sa-4
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3 This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 3
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typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle. typo-4
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
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(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... Image-4.jpg
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Blue-supra-1.jpg This user can drift and beat D.K. Blue-supra-1.jpg
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. Protein.GIF
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Yoda1.jpg This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. MS-N
BK This user is a
Black Knight!!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
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(Otherwise known as the EC)

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610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another. 610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg
451px-Wii Wiimotea.png This user is a Nintendo fan. 451px-Wii Wiimotea.png
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This user, Mikario, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 3000 pseudonyms.


Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex
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ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.
Investment bonds.jpg This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! Investment bonds.jpg
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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Eu!naz1.gif This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!


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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.


Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg


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Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:

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You can help by bolting it to the floor.


This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.


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LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.


Blackknight.png The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. Blackknight.png
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again. Zombie man.jpg


Pink Ninja Gang.jpg This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. Pink Ninja Gang.jpg
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21
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Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. 17-4
Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities. Nintendo ds.png
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This user is an adventurer.


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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg


RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.


Iloveny.jpg This user is a New Yorker
… L.A Sucks!!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Mikario. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.
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Grues Beyond this point. Please do not proceed unless you know how to stop a grue, or you want to be eaten.