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Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.

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This user, Mikario, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 3000 pseudonyms.

Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex
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Heil Hitler!

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17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. 17-4
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… L.A Sucks!!!
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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Mikario. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.
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