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It said Talk or Die, and I don't want to die![edit | edit source]

So hai dere! I herd u leik animu! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:10, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

What the fuck is animu?  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 02:11 7.02.13
Anime --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:13, 2 July 2013 (UTC)
Oh yeah sure I watched some Yu-Gi-Oh! back in my day. If you consider 7 years ago my day. But that doesn't qualify as the real deal, does it?  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 02:14 7.02.13

Hello[edit | edit source]

Hello, Sir! Could you, please, tell me if I should consider the request for a Pee Review for the article Phone sex or not, as it has been featured? Anton (talk) 14:09, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

I always thought pee review requests that weren't ever done and the article ended up FA before anyone did the pee review was just suppose to be ignored or something, I have no clue really i guess  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 19:11 7.04.13
Well, if it's already featured, then I bet we should remove it. Do you want me to do it?
By the way, I have reviewed Puppy. I am afraid I was too harsh but I just tried to give as many suggestions as possible. Anton (talk) 20:02, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit | edit source]

Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:19 7 July 2013

Sexy...  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 01:29 7.08.13

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...


Anton (talk) 13:24, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

VOTE. YES. NOW.[edit | edit source]

DO IT FAGGOT! Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:04, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

I have a question that due to my eccentricity, I will ask in the spammiest way possible...[edit | edit source]

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--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 04:04, 21 August 2013 (UTC)

I got the image from Rule 34, which doesn't allow that type of imagery. And I don't recall that cartoons can be considered underage pornography. Only real people.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 16:44 8.21.13

hello again[edit | edit source]

First to say hi again. I feel special. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:51, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

You should. Haha.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 22:48 12.01.13

Top 3 Of The Month[edit | edit source]

  • FYI we decided to stop running Top 3 Of The Month. -- The Zombiebaron 20:20, 8 December 2013 (UTC)
    How are we suppose to do Top 10 of the year then?  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 20:25 12.08.13
    Here is the discussion we had. -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, 8 December 2013 (UTC)
    We could at least finish this year of the Top 3 system. I'll run it... um... still kinda :/ yeah is that alright with you or no?  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 21:19 12.08.13
    Yeah ok. We should probably also start discussing an actual new system for next year. -- The Zombiebaron 21:25, 8 December 2013 (UTC)
    For each month, maybe we can just take the 3 articles that had the highest score and highest health at the time of its feature and then 2 or 3 honorable mentions for that month get chosen and could be voted for as top 10. (Like the ones that are obviously top 10 of the year worthy that didn't get much attention during its VFH run)  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 21:29 12.08.13

Hello, and favors!!![edit | edit source]

Hello, and yoú'be gone too long. All goes well I hope, and I see you are busy building up the top three of the past few months, thanks for this extra work beyond the ken. A favor if you would. Upload is not working for me, and there are two picture files I loaded on other-uncy that I can't bring here. Can you give it a try?? Thanks!!!!!???!!! The two pictures, on this page http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/James_Bevel%27s_face_in_a_cloud/Guidebook_to_the_faces , are the ones with a cloud and a red circle indicating a face, and a white cloud with some black stuff in the lower right hand corner. They are the two pictures underneath the main picture (the main picture is repeated in miniature again later, so that's not needed, got that one already). Thanks, and if you can do this, feel no pressure to get it done within the next 30 seconds. Aleister 22:14 8-12-13

Done. They are named cloudface1.jpg and cloudface2.jpg  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 22:28 12.08.13
You are a God that walks like a man! Thanks. I'll grab the new edits on the page over yonder and make sure they come here pronto. Aleister 22:34 8-12-13
You are both the demi-gods who walk like crippled old ladies with speech impediments. --ShabiDOO 23:35, 8 December 2013 (UTC)
And of course...I mean that in only the most beautiful way :) --04:00, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

Denza Spampost(tm)(c)(r) --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 06:07, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

Why does a speech impediment affect the cripple old ladies walking? (says the straight man to the comic) Aleister 14:55 9-12-13
Well when I think of a funny way to respond to that...I will respond the next chance I have to log on to uncyclopedia and type out that response and then sign it and click save! --ShabiDOO 22:56, 9 December 2013 (UTC)
I just though of the most perfectly helarious response. But it's been too long now and it's not really funny anymore. So...I'm sorry Aleister and Sir Peasewhizz. Sorry. --ShabiDOO 00:27, 12 December 2013 (UTC)
What? No, no, it's just a couple of inches above there. Shabidoo, why does a speech impediment affect the crippled old ladies walking? Aleister 1:00 12-12-13

Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters[edit | edit source]

Hi, just letting you know that since you don't seem to be active these days I've moved you from the list of active adopters to the list of inactive ones. If you should become active again, you may want to move your name back to the active list. Hope to see you around. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:37, 16 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

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gayyy  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 06:27 7.25.14

HOLY SHIT[edit | edit source]

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE BACK (OR PRETENDING TO BE) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:29, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

If I had a computer I would be back and active again but I'm too cheap bwaha im on my iphone | Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 06:32 7.25.14

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:38, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Better sign it.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:47, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:21 (UTC)