User talk:Savethemooses/All The Best March 2005-December 2006

Front page

The new front page is new and unusual. I'm scared. Change it back. EmpComm 16:03, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

I made a story!

Greeting, friend! Remember the time when that idiot who praised Powershot went trolling the forums, and ultimately met his end? I have just chronicled those events in a story I wrote on a subsection of my userpage. You can find it here. It's written in a style similar to Plato, and I'll probably add pictures to it later. Or better yet, you could make some pictures for it! (Not that I'm forcing you to, but it would be appreciated considering I'm still working on my photo-manipulation skills.) --General Insineratehymn 01:26, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Twenty Spot

I don't think that he is a criminal, however he could be kinky. Sorry about the tardiness, I was out of the country. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 11:14, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Police shoot white van man

It wasn't that bad for an instant huffing was it? I know the humour in it had a very strong British bias but I've seen an awful lot worse survive a lot longer.--Usewho'sname? 17:38, 9 June 2006 (UTC) Thank you. I'll take it away and try and make it behave like it should.--Usewho'sname? 17:55, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

BENSON INVITES YOU

Benson invites you to join the LEAGUE OF BENSON. Let Benson know if you want to join. Benson 20:50, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for Pontius Pilot

All the people that are pissed at it being offensive are obviously not true satirists (ALL subjects should be ok to make fun of, not just SOME) I vote infinite FOR for the image bro and keep up the good work :) --LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here}19:54, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Stock Tip

been there for so long, I thought a change would be good, not that anyone probably notices it; that layout is something of a horror, I think we need to copy Wikinews a little more, they've got things pretty well sussed --Olipro (Harass) 18:59, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

XD

Um, yes, that will cost you one UP (Uncyclopedia Point). --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 23:03, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

Discuss my genius. Now.

You know you want to.

Congrats

Psycho Warrior This user is completely insane and is a notable member of the Uncyclopedia Psychobabble Club.

For your psychobabble skillz, me. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:38, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

UN:F@H

Savethemooses has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. -- T. (talk) 13:54, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Total Noob of the month

The Election Campaign Flame War has started. DO THE RIGHT THING. DO MY THING.

There's no business like n00b-isness.
Vote for Suresh as January's Noob of the Month, for he is the busiest n00b you'll know.

If still in doubt - just read my Moose entry on Sweden

Congratulations

Writer of the month!! Congratulations!!!--Rataube 21:20, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 1942

You got your wish. It's blank. Are you moose enough? :) -- T. (talk) 01:10, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:41, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Water under the bridge. Euronintendo absolves you of any recent misdeeds and then some. I laughed, I cried, I died a thousand deaths, AAAAAAAA+++++++, would buy from again, etc. etc. -- T. (talk) 03:11, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Writer of the Month

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Strong RadX 01:31, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Genius

Indeed I do. In fact, I beg your exalted opinion on a potential hacking of the Making up Oscar Wilde quotes page. The thought is to whack the whole page, and redo it in a format with Quote + Link to the page the quote came from. No non-linked quotes whatsoever, to bring back some legitimacy to the page. Could you spare one of your kingly opinions? --Famine 18:15, 27 May 2005 (EDT)

Keep making me laugh and the props will keep stackin'. The possibilities are endless, almost. --Rcmurphy 00:19, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Your hatingness of meself

I am see you are hatting of me. I vwill rrevenje of youse hatiengnesss. LINDJCES OKS:DJG ESLKd!!!111!!! --Why are you hatting off meselfat a random time, possibly 42

Your page format confuses me, so I'm putting this here

Hey moose, are you going to put the new template for writer and noob of the month on the main page?--slack 20:28, 24 May 2005 (EDT)

Woooo! "It's always nice to get recognition, even if Savethemooses did 97% of the work." --Oscar Wilde

It's great to have you back! --Rcmurphy 22:03, 8 May 2005 (EDT)

The final arbiter of humour, savethemooses proves the existence of the proof of the comedy of the pyramid (see below)

United Kingdom)

Canada)

Everyone Else)

United Spades of Amerika

Germany

Mediocre Britain

It's fine --Chronarion 18:53, 16 Mar 2005 (EST) A FINE OF 23409540 DOLLARS. --Chronarion 18:53, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

I kees you and make love to your knees - thanks for the nomination dude --Pieclone 19:22, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

Seven Deadly Sins!! Ha! I love that. --Uvula Donor 22:59, 18 Mar 2005 (EST)

Thankz d00d. I've been having a writer's block today; glad that ya like that! --Savethemooses 23:42, 18 Mar 2005 (EST)

Glad you like the pic, too. You have no idea how hard it is to improve on one of your articles. I'm in awe of your /\/\4d 5|<!11z. --Uvula Donor 23:57, 18 Mar 2005 (EST)

I made a new icon for the Piece of Crap template. Hope ya like it (feel free to revert if you don't.) --Uvula Donor 11:54, 19 Mar 2005 (EST)

I love it! Awesome. --Savethemooses 11:54, 19 Mar 2005 (EST)

You're welcome for the Drunken Popes logo. I read the article, and immediately thought of the ND logo. Props on a great article, man! --RadicalX 17:28, 17 May 2005 (EDT)

See? All you had to do was not vote for me, and you'd have it in the bag...=P --RadicalX 08:06, 25 May 2005 (EDT)

You're welcome on the Pants Vaporizer image. I'm on a roll in the requested image department! =P --RadicalX 21:32, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Nonsense

AAAAAAAARHGHGHB!!! GLAAAAARBGALLEEEGHGG!! MOZILLA!!! AAAAARGHGHBLE FIGHTS MOTHRA!!! EEEEEEEEEYAARGH. (This comment's copyright is hereby licensed under CC-BY-SA-NC.)--Chronarion 17:04, 30 Mar 2005 (EST)

Thank you ever so much for your kind... uh... words. --Savethemooses 17:12, 30 Mar 2005 (EST)

Fancy Self-Applauding Poll!

I'm considering putting another of my pages on the "Highlights" section (currently Pot v. Kettle is my only contribution there). Which one should I choose? (See my user page for choices)

Feel free :) --Chronarion 23:17, 25 Mar 2005 (EST)

Template:DidYouKnow

JP2 plays soccer, you know.

If you don't believe me, check out the picture request page. Let me know if you need something a little more recognizeable. Or feel free to download the pic, crop/enlarge etc. as you require, and re-upload it. I promise I won't be upset. [g] --Uvula Donor 00:17, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

Awesome job, thanks! I put it on the Dublin Drunken Popes page and changed the caption name to Pope Sixtus IV, but who's gonna know the difference? All the popes look the same anyways! --Savethemooses 17:38, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

Founding Fathers

Subtle but its there

I didn't have many ideas, but hows this?

Haha, that's pretty cool. --Savethemooses 16:40, 31 Mar 2005 (EST)

• Yah, if you don't want to use it though I won't be offended.
• Also, I changed the selected anniverseries date link to just link to the month, because not many dates have articles. This can be changed back once we grow in size a bit. Articles for March and April already exist, so the links should go somewhere for at least a month. --Paulgb Talk 20:52, 31 Mar 2005 (EST)

Recent Did You Knows

Uncyclopedia:Past Winners

A doctor's opinion.

"[savethemooses] is a man's man, assuming, of course, that he is a man, and also that if he is a man, that he's a man's man." --Dr Livingston 00:19, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

A sincere note of thanks

Thank you for the cowation picture, mooses --Cowation 19:48, 16 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies

Compliments on your picture of Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, it is very funny Flyingbird 01:37, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Hey mooses!

Thankyou for the idea for the article title! --Cowation 08:31, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

No problem. Kool Aid is funny article, is berry funny article. --Rcmurphy 05:59, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Actually I've quietly begun to eliminate all references to other admins on this site in preparation for my takeover. If you keep quiet about my plans I'll throw you a bone once I'm God-Emperor of Uncyclopedia. --Rcmurphy 02:39, 30 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I'm truly touched by the Squeegee Warrior thing. Since I'm the one who usually updates the front page these days, I judge your gift to be worth...three featured articles and a Klondike Bar. --Rcmurphy KUN 01:00, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Uncycloped Plus

Super Sneaky stuff below:

brilliant. --Chronarion 17:29, 11 Sep 2005 (UTC)

IRC

You either need an IRC client, or you need to go to the wikicities irc page. The easiest way is to go here and put in savethemooses and select #uncyclopedia. --Paulgb Talk 22:21, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Genius

I just need to say that I am in love with your user page. Especially the news. And the did you know. --Keitei 06:08, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Nonsensical comment from anonymous visitor

Hello Mooses got Dido, Coldplay or the lovelt Shakira? --169.244.143.115 20:47, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• Strange, huh? You delete his crap article, and he comes back with... WTF? I just took another huff at it, so we'll see if he can decorate my talk page too. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll deface my user page so I can introduce him to Mr. Ban. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 21:46, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  • Mr. Ban is cool. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:42, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

whats up with this ban?

Lookey here. Whats up with me getting banned for trying to be funny? --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 22:09, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Cookie

For *ahem* "services to the internet". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:49, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Codeine has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This is what you get, lol

{{Rewrite}} Lol, just kiddin, man...NO VANDALIZING MY PAGES! LOLPiOfFive

Carnegie Mellon

Dude, you deleted my article. Why? And what do you mean by "start again"? Pufferfish101 23:30, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

There are worse articles (too many to count). And some people have lives. Unlike you. Pufferfish101 01:14, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Your article was in VFD, so I deleted it. Nothing personal. Get over it. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 13:14, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Why did you delete "Woof?"

I don't remember seeing VFD tag on it.--Naughtyned 17:47, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

It was in VFD and the vote was overwhelmingly pro-huff. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:52, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

I guess I need to check the VFD page more often. I've added to my watchlist.--Naughtyned 14:42, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

iKea

Why was this deleted? I figure it wasn't on VFD or QVFD (since it's not in either archive), and the log entry has no comment by it. Unlike some of the crap on UP it had aspirations of being Funny(TM). 62.252.32.12 17:37, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

There's no point in asking me why something was deleted. If I deleted it, that means it was crappy. Okay? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:45, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Invasion of Grenada (video game)

Seeing as you're an admin and all, I won't do anything silly like ban you for improper NRV removal but I will leave this little note about probably wanting to follow the standard NRV removal procedures anyway. --Sir gwax (talk) 16:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yay for you!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Tompkins gave you a S'more for your work on Pot v. Kettle

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My absolute favorite article on Uncyclopedia!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:31, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

OMG STM EVERYONE SAYS THIS SUCKS

Poo poo muffins. --KATIE!! 16:34, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for your support oh wise and virile STM, on my WOTM campaign!--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 01:36, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Your Award

Lifetime Achievement Award: Kitten-related human fatalities

This person created an article which spent an extraordinary amount of time on VFH.

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I'm going to remove it from VFH now. --KATIE!! 20:38, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Happy One Year

Are Uncyc years as cool as or cooler than dog years?

Food for thought. --KATIE!! 14:35, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

“Savethemooses is still funnier than you.”

~ Oscar Wilde on STM's first Uncyclopediac birthday.

“It's true! I am but a shadow under his might; of less importance than the ants that urinate in his driveway.”

~ Todd Lyons on Savethemooses

Religion Jokes

Mr. Moose, I'm more or less responding to your "religion jokes are funny if you research them" comment in VFH. I myself took a risk self-nomming my Anti-Muhammed, but I did it because out of all the articles I have written, I felt it was one of the funniest and most complete. But after a string of "for" votes, it started getting slammed with "not funny" comments, seemingly because the topic of the article is religion.

Although I'm not deeply familiar with your work, I have enjoyed your UnNews contribs (in fact, I think I'll go vote for the Heaven one after I type this), and appreciate your vote for Westboro Baptist Church. As a satirist, I cannot understand how something as huge as religion can simply be written off as "not funny" because it involves religion - I suspect what's going on is "not funny" is a convenient way of saying "my sensibilities have been offended and my monocle has fallen out."

Much like Isaac Hayes leaving South Park because Matt and Trey roasted Scientology, I'm not sure Uncyclopedians need to be writing off enitre aspects of culture because they're taboo or insensitive. But that's my opinion.

In any case, I'm not sure this looks good on my record for arguing in favor of blasphemy. ^_^ — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 16:19, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

WASABI for You, Moose Man

For the deep laughter induced by your Nigerian prince UnNews article:

Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment Go forth and do great things! (just don't get indicted)

2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 15:33, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Why Delete?

Hi. I was wondering why you deleted my article "left arrow". I put a "construction" tag on it, and was planning to work on it right now. -AtionSong 20:55, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Oops, sorry about that. Restored. Make sure it doesn't suck, though! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:05, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Is it that bad?

Hi. Does my Boot Camp article suck? Is it going nowhere fast and should probably be deleted? Is there any hope? Should I just kill myself now and never subject the world to my attempt at humour again? Oh... woe is me...

Yes, it kind of does. Try to make it neater and more original, and use Uncyclopedia:Pee Review to get feedback on it. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:23, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

You should create your own website

Hi, I appreciate your creative talent and would like to suggest you to create your own website. I'm sure many of the articles you've written, like the one on World War I (video game) and others, have become an internet phenomenon. If you already have a website, please post the link on your user page so others know. If you don't and indeed create one, don't stop contributing to Uncyclopedia!

Also, are you a member of Wikipedia? Just wondering. --141.213.196.250 02:29, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

...why was "The Boss" deleted?

I don't see any reason why it was. "Burninated!" --TravisBatos 17:35, 11 July 2006 (UTC} HELLO? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? --TravisBatos 17:00, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Nigerian unnews

I almost fell out of my chair. thank you kind sir. --Chronarion 23:50, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

We have at UnNews proposition for you...

We need an experienced individual capable of conducting professional interviews in a humorous manner. Since we can't find anyone with a shred of experience in our newsroom due to the recent bout of wikiterrorism, it was suggested that you would be an excellent choice as wiki-interviewer. If you have an interest in interviewing important people for our team, join us in #unnews for a briefing. This talkpage with self-destruct in five seconds.--<<>> 22:54, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Random Praise

I just thought I'd inform you: Pontius Pilot made me laugh. a lot. Very, very impressive. Keep up the good work, sir.--epynephrin 15:17, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

UnNewsAudio

Moosie! I heard, and was moved by your Village Dump lament of my passing.  :) I have a proposition.

I literally don't have the time to fight it out in the trenches to get stories to read. So, if there's anything that you want me to record for you, just slap my name on it like so:

{{RIP|Todd Lyons}}

And leave me a talk page message telling me to get off my butt and record it. All I ask is that you keep the cursing to zero. I'd rather not have future employees/students/minions playing soundbytes of me using colourful metaphors.

Just an idea. ~ T. (talk) 22:00, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is the worst!

Following your request on the talk page, the 'Uncyclopedia is the worst' T-shirt is available in all good retail outlets now! --Hindleyite Talk 13:15, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

Interview

Jimbo has agreed to be interviewed, and I can forward you his response and email him back tomorrow when I am less tired. Or in the morning. Or whatever --KATIE!! 05:53, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

UnFunnies

While I can appreciate the timeliness of your Lay and Skilling comic, I wonder if it was necessary to completely eradictatorate my Death comic which, while certainly less current eventy, is still timely what with the whole "May showers" thing. I know that you are a well-respected member of this community and I am a pariah, so I guess I've no right to question your action, but there were certainly less comicy entries (like all of the entries where there picture is a photograph and looks nothing like a comic). Or perhaps you could have moved 'em all down one. Or uprooted my comic to a later date. But just removing it? Was that necessary? --Imrealized 13:19, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

The person who removes an entry to insert theirs for legit reasons (like newsability) should be responsible for finding a new slot for the displaced one. It's kind of inconvenient with the setup we have now, but it only makes sense. —rc (t) 14:36, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

If you'll look at the edit history, you'll see I had tried to bump the "Death takes a holiday" comic to another place but screwed up so many times I gave up. Sorry about that. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:23, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

Right on. I just wasn't sure if it got pulled because it was seen as sucking and didn't want to get in big trouble for adding it back into the rotation if that were the case, so I thought I'd find out the whole dealie before I reinserted it. That said, I feel completely slighted and the only thing that will appease this comic-snubbery is if you would kindly ask Hal 9000 a question to support an Uncyclopedian that I feel has contributed a wonderful column 'round here and all he needs is questions. Don't you have just one question to spare?  :) --Imrealized 05:06, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Five minute ban

Just wondering if the ban was just a joke, or do you have any specific input or objections to my post. If you want to let me know about them, I'll take your views into account. --Hrodulf 18:28, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Re: Your humor tips for my article

Hey.... I think different people have different styles of both writing and interpreting humor. I know even from reading your own comments in other places on Uncyclopedia that there are many articles that you found "mediocre" which others find very funny, and vice-versa. So in general I think it's kind of pointless to give other people advice on how to "change their style" to "be more funny" etc.... everyone does their own thing, and as long as something isn't worthy of UNRV, your time would probably be better spent by writing your own articles rather then giving tips to others. I do realize that some of my stuff is less or more funny then other stuff, but I just write these articles because I enjoy writing them; obviously it takes up my time, and I don't get paid for this, so I am not really too inclined to "put more effort into it" or "change my style" based on soemone else's suggestions. Sorry if this is a bit harsh - I don't mean to be rude or have anything personally against you - just wanted to give you my point of view on this issue. --Composure1 03:10, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Re: "Advice is bad"

Dear Savethemooses, You are very correct in a number of things your wrote. However, I would like to point you back to my basic premise - I am writing "zillions" of these articles for fun, because I enjoy writing them. I am not doing so because I get paid, because someone told me to, because I want to get recognized or famous, or even because I want to become a better writer. I have a full-time job that is completly unrelated to anything related to writing, and I am quite happy with it, and writing these UnNews articles is just a fun pasttime. With that said, I am not trying to generalize and claim that giving advice or criticism on humor is bad in general. For the specific case you mentioned, I bet most people would in fact agree with you that what you claim to be funnier, is in fact funnier. As I said before - I have nothing personally against you - I am just trying to say that literally your time would be better spent writing your own articles (or even giving advice to others), rather then trying to give advice to someone like me - who just does this for pure fun and doesn't particularly care whether the end result is as perfect as it can be. --Composure1 14:02, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

What I find funny about this whole discussion is the fact that most people would kill to have stm's advice (he's had 12+1 featured articles!), so the fact that he's so insistent to give it to someone who's refusing it is hilarious (to me, anyway).--<<>> 16:50, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Yeah.....you all suck. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Haha, you know - Bradley is right. This whole discussion is a bit hilarious (which, after all, is the point of Uncyclopedia ;) ). So lets all hug and make up - I promise to save the mooses if Savethemooses stays composed(1). --Composure1 18:02, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Stalinbear

Okay, you must have pulled some coding trickery on VFP because I swear that even after I or someone else puts Stalinbear's weight back to 1, I see it every bleedin' time I load the page...CONFESS! —rc (t) 20:00, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Perhaps a Rooseveltbear is in order to restore the balance. —rc (t) 20:13, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Or you could use my picture of Stlalinbear raping Hitlerbear!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:30, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Z

Fabulous. A picture based on a certain famous dead rockstar? - David Gerard 22:16, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Z Image

I found this while searching Google, I think it fits the article pretty well, as it's actually from Sesame Street and everything. Anyway, take it or leave it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:45, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

• Hey STM, you never commented on my picture, which I put on Rad's Corner. So I added it to the article anyway. Hope you likes it. --The Zombiebaron 18:45, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

United Federation of Planets

Thou hast burninated my article! Why?--201.218.107.181 03:14, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Usually when I delete an article it's because it sucks. Since this is forest fire week, I was even looser than usual. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:20, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Go congratulate your self some more.

Instead of leaving snide comments on my page, why don't you just congratulate your self some more? Bum face. --Dmb 21:33, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Okay. I'm awesome.-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:39, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

The longer I hang around this site, the funnier the users get. Especially the N00bs. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 23:32, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Mooses, I present you with the award made specifically for you. Enjoy.

I know you get these all the time, but this seemed like a good excuse to give you another.--<<>> 02:37, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Well dudd. --Dmb 20:17, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

"Well dudd." is not recognized as a sentence, or even a sentence fragment. Perhaps you meant:

Well Done! - this is a surperlative used when a job has been completed successfully.

Well, dude, - this is the beginning of a sentence. It is followed by more words.

Medium-rare - the correct way to cook steak.

Which one of these were you shooting for? And to be quite frank, you might want to work on your communication skills - it will most likely help your articles. Dudd. Heh. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 14:58, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm telling you now, I know you work for

don't deny it

Alcarcalimo 21:55, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

If that's the picture that's supposed to accentuate the article, I know I made the right decision. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:31, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

mosoes

get on irc right now or I'll cut you. --KATIE!! 21:16, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

What kind of crap is that?

why would you a SYSOP on here.. pull that kind of B.S.? in that contest, with the last person with their name in the spot when the page is closed. that's pretty pathetic of you to put your own name in the box and then of course close the page off. kinda cheating don't you think?

Pretty funny...it's almost like he didn't follow the rules. We'll have to make up a wikicommittie and discuss the "rules" and how they are a sacred foundation of our establishment. Then we'll have to propose changes to the rules, submit that to our focus group for analysis and a secondary vote, before full ratification. But I do agree, of all the cheaters, he was by far one of the worst. I'm not so humble that I can't call myself perhaps the best. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:06, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Oh, Famine. You slay me. We're like a noob-crushing team, you and I. I bait them, and you kill their spirits. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:22, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Nothing like a n00b spirit to brighten my day.

N00B - It's What's for Dinner

Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 23:42, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Uh oh

On that forum you said you found this from a Chiefs site...Im a HUGE Broncos fan, this could be a problem... Its good that there's another football fan here though, I thought I was the only one. SEPTEMBER 17, Chiefs at Broncos! Let the smack-talking begin! -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:54, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Stop that

What's the big idea with this? I'm not impressed, don't do it again. 21:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

RC

RC is here-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 03:29, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

nevermind, he left.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 03:30, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

he came in at the same time you did. END RUNNING COMMENTARY-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 03:32, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Secret Project

RC informed me over IRC. I am mocking up a page in my userspace. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 23:32, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Have you seen the secret logo I made in the secret place for the secret project? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm wondering something... What the crap were you thinking when you thought of the project? "Oh, I'll get it started, then forsake it for all it's worth." Is that it? I/We would just like to know a couple o' things... 1) Make it public for the sake of ease (you know what I'm talking about)? 2) Give it up entirely and possibly refund wasted time...? ~ sin($) ^tan(€) 07:56, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Hi Sir Savethemooses

I was having trouble finding a certain page on Uncyc and realized that you of all people probably know where it is: it's the page that lists all of the authors of featured articles in order of how many total articles featured. In fact that's how I found out that you were so prolific, but I can't find it anymore! Do you know what this page is called? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:14, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

User:Todd Lyons/VFH Hall of Shame —rc (t) 05:32, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, that's the one. Thanks, Rc. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:35, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Glad to help. —rc (t) 06:56, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Pontius Pilot

Is there any chance that you would be willing to expand Pontius Pilot? I took the size into consideration before nominating it, but it appears that the article's bid for VFH might be doomed. It's an awesome article and if anyone else added to it, the joke would probably die a horrible death. --Onion 12:14, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Freedonia

My pleasure. Its a great article! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:47, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

behold

For that beautifull work af act called the Napoloen Article

--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations}18:35, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

GOD DAMN ME AND MY LAZYNESS meh, keep it, I have spares --Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 18:58, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

With gratitude for your kindness

• Thanks for allowing Political advertising to be featured on Election Day. I hoenstly didn't expect my campaign to get close to the feature page, and I guess it didn't.  :) But I appreciate your generosity. Your civic devotion is inspiring.--Procopius 12:30, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

umm yeahHardeehar 07:50, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

He dislikes competition. :) ~ T. (talk) 15:48, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

'Sup, G?

Did you know I'm planning another PLS? We all know who'd win if you entered, so why not judge and give someone else a chance to win, instead? It strikes me that no one knows funny better than you, given your featured article record. As such, would you be interested in judging for me? Lemme know at my talk page, as I'll forget I left this message here and go on my merry way.--<<>> 00:07, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank You

Hey, it's at the bottom! Alright!

So yeah, I just want to thank you for your kind words about my 'stupid kid drowns in pond' story. I likes the appreciation, I does. I have no fancy template to my name, or anything.. oh well. Thank you.

It's being nominated for a 'VFH' or a 'BLT' or something, I think.. --Danny Himself 23:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so pretend it says something about Hannukah ;) )--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:29, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Just so you know, Brad posted that on everyone's page. I think of something different for each person.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:28, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

Merry Moosemas and a Happy New Ungulate. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:30, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

PLS !!!

Your judge packet, sir.  :)--<<>> 21:47, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I did.

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Bored? - Nonymous 04:11, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Damn! Foiled again! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you an UnBooks voucher for Christmas. This voucher can be exchanged at any UnBooks store for an UnBook. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:09, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:05, 24 December 2006 (UTC)