User:Dr Livingston

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The Doctor[edit | edit source]

Dr. Harry S Livingston (simply called "The Honorable St. Rev. Dr. Emanuel S Harry Smitsonian Beaverlake Kettering Tea-Pot Hearken Ye of Noble Truths Waffle-Cake Sandpaper Livingston" by his lazy friends[all of which are large North American salamanders of the genus Necturus, especially N. maculosus, that live in damp regions and have conspicuous clusters of dark red external gills]) is a doctor.

The God[edit | edit source]

Dr. Harry S Livingston is the god of the sea, no matter what that pesky liar Poseidon may say. That's right, I said it! I'm not afraid of your wrath, Poseidon, I'm ready for ya!

The Loserly Nerd[edit | edit source]

This is not so much an aspect of the Dr. Livingston as it is just some ill-gotten rumor the pope-brigade made up...

DARN YOU POPE-BRIGADE!!!

Things Written by the Doctor[edit | edit source]

George Washington: the part about his home-life(first submission) :*)

What would Jesus do: first full-length submission, w00t