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A request.

I would like a double-salami on rye, hold the pickles, hold the mayonnaise, hold the rye, with a large jug of milk and a quart of sauerkraut. To go, please. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 7 '12 9:15 (UTC)

Friday (song)

Is a featured article and has not been given the customary semi-protect. Please rectify the situation, chop chop. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:27, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

Done.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:47, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

Eat TUBA lol :)

Apparently, some Wikidiot decided to do this a few years ago, and I found it while I was randomly browsing in the incident archives (they can be pretty entertaining). I figured you were the only uncyc user who wouldn't accuse me of doing this/bragging about vandalism and ban me (back then, I didn't even know this site existed). Anyway, cheers, --71.161.61.206 21:36, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty lame vandalism from six years ago. And your point? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:39, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

What happened...

To the feature that tells a user that an article is too long? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:45, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Did you mean template? No hard and fast rule on article length, just as long it isn't a list or a list of imaginary episodes of a tv series (see Postman Pat - now deleted). It also precludes against likely featuring as well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:07, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, I'm just wondering, because I'm thinking about archiving my talk page again and I'd like to know its length to make sure. (P.S. I got your message on your old forums.) User:Matthlock/sig2 16:48, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

I know, all the system messages got reset, for example MediaWiki:Log-delete-delete ("Username huffed Articlename") --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:56, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Missed VFD entries

I found these on a VFD archive: Unabomber and Bangor. Both have delete-score 6. I think you know what I want to do here.

Also, can you help us revive Imperial Colonization? --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:14, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Those pages WERE deleted. They are now redirects to better articles. :)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 12 '12 3:07 (UTC)

Ah, I see. I need help sorting out nominations on IC, plz. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:11, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Avengers

Can I ask that you restore The Avengers (2012 movie)? I think there was a mis understanding. You see, the page was done. The page was full, the joke was done, there was no further editing to do. Thus I don't know why it kept being marked as "incomplete." Either way, it was done and I want it to be restored. 65.188.255.212 17:48, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

I tracked back for a month and can't see this as a deleted article. When did you work on it? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:12, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

I believe he means The Avengers (2012 film), Romartus. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:39, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

OK got it. If the IP makes an account then I will move the article to one of his sub pages for further work. Otherwise, doesn't look good enough for main space. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:46, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Well, you can probably bring it into my userspace. Definitely sounds like an interesting topic to me. Perhaps 65.188.255.212 may find it in my userspace, if not oh well. Also can you make this article for me? User:Matthlock/sig2 17:01, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Um Romartus, you still there, Romartus? User:Matthlock/sig2 17:41, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Yep. Still around. The page you requested is now here: User:Matthlock/The_Avengers_(2012_film) --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:15, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

What's the second request all about? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:22, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Um nothing, it's just something I hear nine out of ten people enjoy. *chuckles nervously* User:Matthlock/sig2 18:04, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

NotM

User:Ticklethekeys and User:MasterWangs are both NotM winners, by my count. Can you do whatever magic you need to so they can be awarded and stuff? Nominally Humane! 10:13 17 Jul

Not sure what you asking Puppy. I voted for Ticklethekeys as regards Noob of the Month. If it is stuff on VFH, I tend not to vote for UnNews articles as features. In fact, I have hardly provided anything in that area since last year (re- SPIKE/The Humbucker UnNews oversight debacle). Perhaps you can be a bit more specific? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, I was talking about no NotM winners for the last two months, but in retrospect, better to leave it until months end anyway. Nominally Humane! 10:38 17 Jul

Noob of the moment doesn't have to be changed monthly but we can wait until the end of July to change the front page awards section. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:41, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Why reverted?

Why the article Latvia is reverted? Do you know what it means? Is such a obscenity normal in uncyclopedia? Odis

You wrote 'replaced obscene text'. Since I don't read Latvian, I wouldn't know. Bing gave me this translation: 'Racing my dz-organ you the same-well-su' and your replacement line appeared as 'Beautiful is janunīb, it will not come anymore'. Since I have no idea what a 'dz-organ' is, that sounded funnier than a 'janunib'. So you will have to tell me what the 'obscene line' is in a more accurate translation before I revert back to your version. The use of quotes in other languages is fine, and if they are deliberate mistranslations, perhaps a few others will get the joke that I don't understand. This site isn't wikipedia and writers can be obscene as they like but if the end result isn't funny, it will end up in the bin. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:52, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Dzim-organs is penis and a-nus-u is anus, just parted in syllables, so you can not translate it with automatic programs. You can imagine the rest. It is no funny just obscene. "Skaista ir jaunība, tā nenāks vairs" is chorus from really popular old Latvian song and translation is: Juvenescence is beautiful but it will come no more.--Odis (talk) 06:56, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Well since this can't be resolved without asking another Latvian speaker, I will just remove the line. Not on the grounds of obscenity but obscurity. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:36, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

I checked the entire article. It's a mess. If you can fix it, remove about 2/3 of the junk then you can re-write it the way you want. Just make it funny - in English! I will stick a note on the discussion page if you can do this and I will also leave a message on your talk page in case other admins want to know what you're doing? Is that a deal?? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:45, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

OK! I will try to fix it bit by bit.--Odis (talk) 11:34, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

NICE

Work on Helen of Troy. Very witty and funny. --ShabiDOO 16:23, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks Shabi. I worked on it a bit more lately whilst cross referencing it with other Greek myth stories and Kip the Dip's Andromeda. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:57, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Retro WEEK

Romartus...if you are online...could you PLEASE put AAAAAAAA! in the cue? It should be the feature in one hour from now. Please? Thanks --ShabiDOO 23:11, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

I had queued something else up but then I hadn't paid attention to Nostalgia Week. I see another admin has done it instead. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

My thoughts

Yeah. That. Nominally Humane! 01:07 22 Jul

What's with the new message banner on VFH? --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 18:21, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

Damn it.

there's a revert warrior for you to ban.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 13:26, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Hello Romartus

One of the people I miss not coming back to here. I'm still just logging in once a week or two. Thanks for the Phil Ochs vote. His music and legacy are wonderful and one of the giants of the 20th century. I'm glad you know of his work. I'm off again, for better or worse. Al 16:20 July 25 '12

Hi Al, thanks for the message. Just noticed you are in the cooler for a week. Trust you will return sometime soon! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:56, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

DavefaceFMS

Autopatrolled? Nominally Humane! 07:47 26 Jul

Clicked to patrolling something....Daveface back after a two year break. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:57, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

He is now in a potential edit war; I've kibitzed at User talk:Sycamore#Scotland. Spıke ¬ 16:19 29-Jul-12

Anteater abuse

Might have a talk with this gent about it. I've reverted him on two articles, including this one. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 29 '12 2:41 (UTC)

Left a message on his page. See what develops. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:07, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty reverted him, but he's still at it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 29 '12 12:35 (UTC)

I reverted him on James Cameron, but TBH I wasn't fussed about his edits to anteater. It's not feature quality material, but by the same token, it's not a feature quality article, and as such it made it no worse. (Well, the James Cameron thing was a bit over the top.) My thought was to let him go for it, and see what happens. Hell, Pawn Shop and Care bears are both crappy articles still, but better that I had the chance to write cruft so I could learn how to write goodly English. Nominally Humane! 01:30 29 Jul

Speaking of editing wars (as I was in a previous section), Bizzeebeever has reverted him on Mexico. Xamralco had cut out lots of the previous version, a ranty comparison of Mexico to Nazi Germany, and I recently rewrote what remained, to be more closely based on actual history and actual current events. TheEditingMan has, with no edit summary, reverted everything to the much worse 26-Oct-11 version. Spıke ¬ 16:26 29-Jul-12

Yep, forgot to mention that. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 29 '12 19:54 (UTC)

The Gent has left in a huff, according to his user page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:29, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

I wonder if he is a friend of another gent I recently offered to help. Nominally Humane! 11:52 29 Jul

Interesting that they have placed the 'goodbye cruel wiki' comment in exactly the same place on their user page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Is it possible for you to move files?

If so, can you move File:Communist Olympic Rings.svg to File:Olympic logo gold.svg? ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 15:26, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

You know what? Never mind. The issue was that the red background didn't fill up the entire image, can you fix that? ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 15:33, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Jeez us fluckin kriste

Are you aware of this? Aleister 18:00 8-7-'012

Welcome back Al. I trust you painted the fence or removed cat fleas from the couch whilst you were away. Another vote? Just popped over to have a look. I will join that in a couple of hours as I am following the olympics. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:27, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

What have you done to your talk page Al? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:30, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:You Are Either With Facebook or You're a Mass Murderer Claims Mark Zuckerberg

LOL, loved it :P Mattsnow 22:37, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks Matt. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:56, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Ash needs a bollocking

Old {{Fix}} tag ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:22, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

It still has a fix tag as there are red links on it. I also cannot understand a word of it but then that's my generational bias. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:57, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

You edit conflicted me twice!

Curses! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:19, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

My apologies Frosty. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

heh, it's ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:36, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Vanity?

     12:10 	(Move log) . . Romartus (talk | contribs) moved page UnNews:918309 Bronyfags killed in lollercaust, lulz ensues to UnNews:User:Mr-ex777/918309 Bronyfags killed in lollercaust, lulz ensues without leaving a redirect ‎(Vanity. Since you are a regular, I have moved it to your own pages. )

can you please explain this?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 12:12, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

See your talk page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:14, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

i mean "why it is vanity?"--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 12:15, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

If this was in mainspace I would just delete it as it comes under vanity. It also isn't UnNews even by the broadest definition. You are also hawking a meme or three. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:17, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

If it ain't broke it don't need no fixin

FishAreAwesome!!!!111

It really does link to his user page. Click it and see. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 10 '12 6:55 (UTC)

Only because he has changed it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:29, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Nuh-uh, that one worked from the day he made it, I checked. So neener-neener-neener. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 10 '12 7:42 (UTC)

Re: Finger Nails

Oh yes. I tend to get an idea and write a couple of sentences, and then get another and completely forget about it. I'll try to correct that, and thank you for the suggestion.

It was an observation and more of a structural point than the content of the article which I liked. Don't forget to sign your posts Milklavalamp.

Game O'Thrones Series Two, Eh?

I have seen your suggestion and it has been added to my mental suggestion box, along with my plans to eat a chair, win gold in the Olympic ninja-fucking competition, and return to Uncyclopedia...Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:15, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome back Neopowell. BTW, did your girlfriend appear in Series 2? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:49, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

I'm afraid Gemma Whelan beat her to the part. On the other hand, she is now my ex-girlfriend, and for a very good reason. In better news, I've decided to definitely do a season two article. The only question now is when... Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 00:43, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

There is no rush, as long as you can remember what happened in Series 2. My own view was that Peter Dinklage as Tyrion is the clear star of the show. I saw Gemma Whelan, she played the rather butch Asha Greyjoy character in leathers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:02, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Hey

Just so you know I moved the featured article template on Chick-fil-A to the bottom. I'm under the impression that's where they normally go. If I've made a terrible mistake go ahead and revert me. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:27, 12 Aug

There was a debate about where to put the template on TKF's talk page. There was no hard and fast consensus but I think at the bottom makes more sense. When an article is featured, the left hand top corner tells you that anyway. Thanks for the correction. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:57, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

iBauer

Hi Romy!!! Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony    10:59, Aug 15

Hi FB. Another one to add to your list! Where are you in the 'leg-ends'? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:25, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

Testjoe24

Hey. While I agree with the need to ban, he seems to have settled down over the last few days and focus on getting the article right. Maybe some leniency as he seems to have worked out the way things work on his own over the last few days? Nominally Humane! 01:27 17 Aug

Ok..I will leave a message on his page. I will let him back in on your recommendation but if he leaves abuse on pages again I will make it a month next time. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:55, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Oh - if he returns to antisocial behaviour I'd add him to BP myself. He seems to be learning IMHO though. (Note, my opinion as it relates to noobs is often wrong, because I like to see the best in people.) Nominally Humane! 01:41 18 Aug

Terribly sorry for deleting everything and being such a dick, but don't delete pages i make, or i will do it again

At least i made a relevant page about the shit wii console (click here)

Just remember, don't be such a dick

Testjoe24

Testjoe24, I argued for your block to be removed as you had shown that you had stopped blanking pages, and started to act civilly. If an article is deleted there is always a reason, and simply asking for it back is usually enough to get it reinstated, albeit in your user space. Start calling other users "dicks" and I'll add you to BP myself - and haven't yet decided not to. Your next edit better show an apology for your bad behaviour or you can say goodbye now. No writer is more valuable than the wiki. Blanking and threats hurt the wiki. Nominally Humane! 07:54 19 Aug

I left a message on Testjoe's user page. I restored the one week ban. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

I saw that. Refer to my earlier note relating to the accuracy of my opinion on noobs. Nominally Humane! 10:27 20 Aug

Jim Broadbent

This has become the target of a revert war between an IP and a noob. You may want to have a chat to both of them. Nominally Humane! 04:19 19 Aug

Done. I have tried to encourage them (or is it one person?) to anchor the article in some semblance of reality rather going off on a random/abuse ramble. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:42, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

I saw that. Hopefully one of them will actually heed what you're saying, given it starts nowhere and returns there fast I figured while they were warring there was no chance of that though. Nominally Humane! 10:45 20 Aug

iphone

iWant to move this to iPhone (proper capitalization). ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:43, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

You seem to have done it. I will delete the link to the other blank page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:17, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

That was getting rather tiring. Sorry if my edits make it more awkward to fix...Nominally Humane! 09:32 21 Aug

Sorry? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:44, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

The Italian spammer. Nominally Humane! 09:56 21 Aug

I guess the time zone was wrong for the Wolverhampton idiot. Why did he hit your pages first? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:01, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

He didn't. On the spam cyberbullying pages he was creating he was adding categories and inter wiki links. I started removing them, while leaving the rest of the content intact. He seemed to get a little frustrated by it, and decided to attack me on my talk page, and then create cyberbullying pages about me. I understood enough Italian to know what he was saying to me, but acting ignorant seemed to drive him even more wild. And of course my removing the categories and inter wiki links off all his creations. It was a pain to do while working at the same time, though. Nominally Humane! 10:17 21 Aug

Ok thanks Pup for the background on that. Another member of Idiots International. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:16, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Block should end

Hi Romartus. User:Bwan's block should have expired by now. But it hasn't. Can you fix this problem?

Who are you that asks? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:23, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

It will expire in about an hour's time so I will leave at that. Click on the block link. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:25, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Should be unblocked now. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:28, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Wow, I forgot I had that there

I was going to create some sort of satire of what happened, but I guess I abandoned it a while ago. I've got a lot of useless projects in my userspace that I never finished. Kind of like the Wayback Machine. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 12:38, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Any user can ask an admin to delete unfinished projects in their user space. I deleted that page in error thinking it was lurking in mainspace. So you can have it back if you really want it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:50, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Could you

Vote for me as Perv of the Month? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:39, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Only you know if that's true or not. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:29, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- The Zombiebaron 03:06, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the link. I will check the nomination page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:13, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Astrology feature brief summary

So this edit - looks like we copied that from the article text instead of the edit screen. We lost the links and the footnote numbers are all wonky. Maybe you already noticed. I assume that's what ahppened because I did that once updating the UnNews lead articles template. Just being all observy and all. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 00:55, September 14, 2012 (UTC)

Well I took it to IRC and found an admin fellow willing to repair it. I thought it might be better to fix it now than later. So no worries. Please use the seconds you did not have to use fixing the problem to think about how valuable a contributor and what an asset to the cause of this important endeavor I am. Or just sit a little longer on the shitter instead if you like. Thanks. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 01:03, September 14, 2012 (UTC)

Usually I remove the footnote points/sub headings when copying a paragraph to work as the lead for the article when it appears on the front page. I evidently didn't double check - hence the problem. Because my time zone is in the UK, I wasn't on-line when you saw this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:08, September 14, 2012 (UTC)

Something similar happened to me just now, as I copied my last UnNews to help me write today's: The text came through "all wonky"--and damned if there wasn't the text of the Content Advisory at the start. I suspect that none of this is operator error but Wikia's recent intervention coupled with the new version of MediaWiki. Spıke ¬ 18:38 14-Sep-12

Hi

Could you please delete the old version of this, this and this where it has been vandalized? Thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:55, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

Done. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:22, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

It doesn't appear to have worked on my end. Nominally Humane! 07:34 17 Sep

Worked this time. Thanks for the alert. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:58, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

Thankyou ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:00, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

TheBestGuest/Good850

Hey. I left a message on the talk page of the first, but something screwy is happening here which probably needs a ban stick to adjust what's happening. Nominally Humane! 01:12 18 Sep

	Potatochopper of the Month September 2007

Sikon Talk Contrib Gallery Ideas Awards Userboxes

I took an indefinite wikibreak from Uncyclopedia some time ago. My main userpage is on the Stargate Wiki, and I also have a personal website.

I don't personally think that the anon was trying to promote any website at all because User:Guest redirects to User:Sikon who is a former administrator. I think it more likely that they thought that signing as "guest" were how anons were meant to sign (as is the case on a number of other websites). If anything that vote should be corrected to be signed as it should be instead of being removed entirely. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:28, September 23, 2012 (UTC)

I thought that was Intrepid Fox as the links were to his pages. Means digging through to see which anon that was who added that template and restoring the vote. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:32, September 23, 2012 (UTC)

Done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:36, September 23, 2012 (UTC)

No, I'm good

Have a nice day User:Aimsplode/sigx1 15:02, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hanuman

In Section 3 of this article on the Hindu monkey god, Anon seems to have taken offense to my referring to goddess-in-chief Siva as "the bitch" and I reverted him. Do you think this is more offensive than whimsical? Spıke ¬ 19:10 26-Sep-12

Perhaps something a bit less jarring than 'the bitch' might work better. I gather Siva isn't a nice deity! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:44, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

Never met the bitch. But perhaps "Her Nibs" will work better. Thanks for the second opinion. Spıke ¬ 10:34 27-Sep-12

Good choice. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:12, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

feature queue

A lollipop for voting me!

Hey. Why is that the featured article is now changed every other day instead óf every day?

To be honest, I'm asking because I'm kinda afraid my Breivik article's gonna die from lack of health before it's featured. If it's a new rule or something, then ok, no problem. I'm just asking you because, from what I'v seen, you are in charge of changing the featured article. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 17:13, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

It's gone every other day as there is a shortage of articles on the feature queue and also many are struggling to get 10 votes in favour. I am not in charge of the feature queue as such, it is up to admin to do this or check. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:32, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the answer (and a feature ;) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 08:15, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

OK. I meant 'done' not 'gone'. Congratulations for your new feature. Add it to your Hall of Fame listing! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:16, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

On this subject, I noticed you flagged Julian Assange as a feature but it's not up there. Is there a delay between when an article gets flagged and when it hits the front? Just curious. -- Rei (talk) 18:02, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

It happens to all articles once they get saved/semi-protected as a feature, in advance to their actual date of appearing on the front page. This one will appear on the 4th October. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:52, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hello!

I hope you're doing fine, I just nominated an article of mine here: Uncyclopedia:VFH/The 9/11 Commission Report (2nd time) but it doesn't work as you'll see, probably because of the / in the title, so I moved it. You can see here that I corrected the problem, but the page where I fucked up needs to go. Mattsnow 21:44, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Checking the logs, the problem has been solved by Frosty. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:06, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

What wasn't nesc. was you protecting the page.

If you're going to mess with my own affairs than at least do me the service of un-protecting and blanking the page, keeping the on-leave template and keeping the redirect to Main_Page. User:Aimsplode/sigx1 15:28, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

While I'm at it, I should also remind you that I never requested my own page to be protected, as you say. Un-protect it. It's my page, and hell, I don't see why I can't have a redirect there if I want to. If you insist on making it more fun and paradoxial than redirect to Special:Random instead.

User:Aimsplode/sigx1 15:32, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Shufuni sect

Was there anything in particular about this entry which caused its removal? It had links I was going to fill. Boobmaster (talk) 16:27, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Mosques (removal of breakaway sect)

I believe I understand why you removed my entry. I, did, plan to edit that and add a mosque with image of Mosque of the Pink Puffy. I'll do this then you can evaluate my work. Now, I'm not a "Noob" to humor nor writing. I have your status at Wikipedia with 400 articles and many, many, many (pheew) edits. I will only put "funny" up here but I sure see a lot of stupid... also entries with more accurate text for factual reading than laughing. Now, WTFugg is "Hump your own meme" mean? By the way, I don't hump most things.:-) Boobmaster (talk) 17:34, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

You made two line adds for the 'Mosque of the Pink Puffy' in two related articles. No other explanation. So what did it mean and more importantly, was that adding to overall humour content of the article?? If you had added this line to more articles then that is 'humping your own meme'. That's like creating your own private joke which only you know or think is funny. It's a bit like writing about your friends here. Since this website has nearly 30,000 articles the quality does vary quite a bit and there is indeed a lot of stupid in some of them. The canon isn't closed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:22, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

I still don't see it unprotected

User:Aimsplode/sigx1 15:49, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

Aimsplode, it is stop you from re-directing your user page and discussion page to the front page. Stop being a Richard eh? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:55, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

Fine, if you un-protect it than I promise not to re-direct it again. Although I still don't see what's so wrong with that. Let me make my other edits, okay? Than I'd like you to protect them on-command so nobody else will edit them afterward. Can-do? User:Aimsplode/sigx1 00:24, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

Pages are protected to prevent vandalism. I don't what other edits you are talking about. I also don't appreciate you altering my earlier reply here or your refusal to use a signature when leaving a message. Anymore of this and I am going to issue a ban. If you want to tell me why you are behaving like a child, then send me an email attached to this account. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

For voting on my Lasagne article. Yes, it does seem a little late but I had a lot of shit to do so yeah, unfortunately, no fancy template. Anyways, my template making skills aren't that good really since my last one got called the ugliest shit ever but man, to vote on my article, thanks. But I still won't be selling any of you people any weed. They're all mine. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 01:45, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

See, this thing here, I sent you an email.

No reply? Thanks. I'd appreciate it if you could navigate to your email just a tad faster than you are now. User:Aimsplode/sigx1 02:08, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

You know sarcasm and rudeness is not the best method of getting things done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:17, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

I haven't received the email Aimsplode. In case there is an issue between this site and hotmail, my direct hotmail account is romartus@hotmail.com. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:17, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

You know Aimsplode, what with your previous record here, this recent nonsense about redirecting to the front page and that I am still waiting for an email regards why you are acting like a prize prat, I have ordered you a bottle of soda at the Last Chance Saloon. So if you edit this page again (you know what I mean), then the digital martyrdom you seek here will be granted. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:10, October 15, 2012 (UTC)

Seconded...Censoring someone else's talk page, including changing what he said (what name he called you) is a new offence, and the only reason I didn't hit the rollback button as a favor is that not doing so made it clearer what you had done. Spıke ¬ 07:24 15-Oct-12

Romartus, for the second time I've sent you an email. One went through Uncyclopedia, one went directly to your hotmail, I'm sure of it. Check your spam & trash folders as well. User:Aimsplode/sigx1 14:44, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

OK I now have your email, in the spam folder. I will reply to you there and not here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:50, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

Universe

You having chosen Universe for featuring, and having recently tried to goose my feature count: Would you please confirm that this article is essentially still my rewrite of 26-Dec-11? That edit retained most of the original material and illustrations but mostly changed its tone to be less snippy toward the reader and added my usual commentary about uncertainty not being a proper obstacle to additional government grant requests. Should I claim some fraction of the feature award?

Separately, thanks for intervening on User talk:Kamek98 and I will assume the situation is under control. GlobalTourniquet on my talk page shared my displeasure at the VFH "shitnoms" and encouraged me to protest to him, though I am responsible for what I wrote. Separately, was Anon's vote on my VFH of Corn anyone we know? Spıke ¬ 13:52 19-Oct-12

Well unless someone else wants to take credit for the Universe page then claim it. I went through the history and saw there was a substantial difference between the version that was there before and the one you started. Regards repairing articles, It depends on how much work was required to fix it or essentially go for a full re-write. For example this one Battle of Trafalgar was already there but it was largely nonsense. I retained some elements but I would think that was essentially a complete overhaul. With Lance Armstrong, I added some more pix and words but not enough in my view to claim a credit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:32, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

I'll claim half credit based on the facts I laid out above. On Kamek, I was not able to trace the IPs but did find that Anon's only other edit was a favorite page of Kamek. If you don't believe signing off and voting anonymously in apparent retaliation (for my prior votes, not for my comment on his talk page, which the vote preceded by minutes) merits a ban, at least the vote should be stricken. Spıke ¬ 15:05 19-Oct-12

I am going to leave the against vote stand as I have already left a warning on Kamek's page before I saw your message. The Corn article will peddle to the finish line...like the ex-All American hero Lance Armstrong...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:23, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

Please forgive me! I voted thinking I was on and then noticed I was logged off so I logged back on. I swear! Please understand! I swear I had no bad intent behind I had just woken up anyway when I voted! I'm not trying to be a troll. I swear! If you want me to leave I will, but please just don't think I'm trolling because I, myself personally hate trolls and I never intended to be one! Please forgive me... I don't know what to do. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 19:44, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

Since everyone here was a 'noob' once, mistakes and misunderstandings can happen. That is why I leave warning messages on discussion pages. Apologies accepted. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:10, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. I really appreciate. 72.230.208.18 is my IP address if something like that happens again so I don't look suspicious.--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 22:37, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

HELP!

Could you help with my new userbox?? Something's wrong with the category.-- Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 18:32, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

I don't know how to fix those sort of things. You could leave a message for Frosty or Zombiebaron and ask them. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:39, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

OK pal!-- Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 18:42, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews Header

If you see fit, would you please add the following option to the options already in the protected {{Main page header}}?

<option>{{{blurb|Every time you think, you weaken the nation — Moe Howard}}}</option>

He is one of the Three Stooges. An option would be to experiment with {{Q}} instead of {{Blurb}}. Spıke ¬ 22:39 19-Oct-12

Done..with the Q option. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:47, October 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! Spıke ¬ 21:23 20-Oct-12

Hypster

Hypster (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser has inserted into my African American some randumbo involving the link "Argentinians" -- which he edited to be a circular link back to the same page. I have repaired it and left a snippy note on his user page, but to me this is vandalism and he needs teaching and/or spanking. Spıke ¬ 19:01 21-Oct-12

Well as long as Hypster doesn't go in for a revert war, I am going to leave this be for now. I see another admin has left a message on his discussion page which makes a point more directly. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:35, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Very well, I'll live. Separately, joint congrats on the featuring of Hmor, though you of course knew about it before I did. A reason you may have thought it was a VFD save is that I listed it in the incorrect section of my user page. Spıke ¬ 00:45 22-Oct-12

The Hmor Torist Board has said we can visit their island anytime. This article is now on the Hmor website. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:04, October 22, 2012 (UTC)

Why?

Why are you reverting all of my edits? MagicBus (talk) 22:11, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Not all..but most. I considered your additions were not helping the article. I was going to leave a message on your discussion page about this. Users are encouraged to write, edit or improve articles but just adding an extra line like you have done or change some wordings/headings were not advancing the quality in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:17, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Just one thing on the Beach Boys article. I put "Halos and Villains" and the Beach Boys actually have a song called "Heroes and Villians." Just to let you know. MagicBus (talk) 22:19, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Yep true and I reverted myself on that page. You know, the articles you have added a one liner are in need of more work in my view. What happens overtime here is that an article 'rots' . So since you like the music articles, have a look at them and see where they can be improved in total. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:35, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I like music and have lots of knowledge of music. My sandbox is one of Selena Gomez. MagicBus (talk) 22:37, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

That's good news! Since you're a 'noob' as we say here ( a newcomer), then you are most welcome. Take time to look around the site and click on the featured articles for a good idea of what is considered to be good stuff here. There is no 'house style' as such and all users can express an opinion on forums or on the voting pages. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:49, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

What's 'house style'? MagicBus (talk) 22:50, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Not talking music btw. House style is like a way of writing, editing as dictated by a newspaper or magazine. There is no 'house style' in that way but there are guidelines about the type of articles that can work and others that may not. So here a writer can work on an article using sarcasm, parody, absurdity, surreal, the 'dumbass' perspective etc. Some manage to get all those in one piece, others stick to one style to improve comprehension. The bottom line is that at least some users find it funny which is important if you want to get an article featured on the front page. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:00, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

One more thing, all the bands I really like I cannot edit like the Beatles and Punk Floyd. I can really help out one those articles. MagicBus (talk) 23:02, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Those pages are protected against anon editors as they have been hacked about before. Currently they are semi-protected and as a new user, you will be able to edit them a few days time. Try again midweek. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:11, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

Ok... I'll wait and try to expand pages that aren't protected. MagicBus (talk) 23:57, October 21, 2012 (UTC)

A mice in time saves nine

Hi!!! I wish I was on more. I followed your advice and moved Stanley Kubrick to an UnBook title, worked it over like a loaf of bread left in a subway tunnel, and have foolishly nommed it again. I hope you not only like it, but love it, and make love to it while it alights on your computer screen. There is nothing like a well-turned cage. Dropped you a quick note on email. Thrills! Al is ter 16:31 10-23-20-12

Welcome back Aleister. Your 'Tiggering' on Uncyclopedia has been much missed. I will look at the article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:40, October 23, 2012 (UTC)