User:Kippy/bibliography/Kipperverse
The Kipperverse: An expanded universe of articles that share continuity with eachother. In other words, if these were all real reported events, they would all take place within the same reality. Some articles are written by other Uncyclopedians. Articles in italic are not technically part of the respective storylines in which they're listed, but are still essential or otherwise connected to it.
Characters[edit | edit source]
- Glenn Fitzgerald
- Conservative writer, former senior editor of The Daily Weekly Times and best-selling author, now the buttmonkey of the UnNews staff (a number of whom are literal monkeys). He's fairly depressed about this new chapter of his life.
- The Naked Pope
- Pope Benedict went crazy one Christmas Eve service, ranting about how the gays were destroying the rainforests. He ripped off his clothes and ran out into the night, vowing to stop the homosexuals from fagging up the rainforests. The Church never captured him, and now really don't care so much anymore. He's technically Santa Claus now.
- Testicle Molester
- A serial rapist who fondles men by the testicles, usually wearing an outfit that complements the situation. Criminal psychologists believe the testicle molester has motivations behind his molestations, or messages he's trying to convey. Gained the ability to time travel at one point.
- S.C.R.O.T.U.M.
- The Scientific Committee to Restore Our Timeline from Testicular Molestation, a league of brilliant minds dedicated to capturing the time-traveling testicle molester.
- Don Cojones
- Criminal psychologists, former detective who has spent years probing the mind of the testicle molester, founder of S.C.R.O.T.U.M.
- Dr. Zullianne Orxonox
- Anthropologist and history professor from the 33rd century, head of the S.C.O.T.U.M's time division.
- Barack Obama
- Former U.S. President who held an annual Thanksgiving tradition of pardoning weird things. He's now a uncloseted furry.
- Donald Trump (Trump Prime)
- Current U.S. President who's being stalked by the time-traveling testicle molester. His amateur dabbling in 4D chess fractured his own timeline, thus explaining the alternative Trumps.
- Donald Tusk (Trump Beta)
- President Trump was kidnapped by the European Union and turned into a walrus. An homage to the movie Tusk.
- Krampus (Trump Kappa)
- The demon of Christmas. Attempted to take over Christmas in a global election following the tragic death of Santa Claus. He was more or less used to satirize Trump's campaign in late 2016.
- Billy Todd Joe
- Alabama redneck enthusiast of Kwanzaa turned bounty hunter for holiday characters.
- Pope Benedictus the Leaper
- An anthropomorphic frog clone of Pope Benedict that the Church swapped as a replacement to save face. (Or so that's how I'm retconning it.) He declared 2013 a leap year out of his own personal convenience, which lead to a convoluted mess that involved plans to blow up the sun.
- A celebrated scientific genius. He helped fix the leap year conundrum of 2013. He now works as Dr. Orxonox's assistant in building a time machine for S.C.R.O.T.U.M.
- Pope Leroy
- The successor to the Benedicts who wanted to blow up the sun. He didn't last.
Editorials by Glenn Fitzgerald[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales is, in my opinion, an elitist asshat
- UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer
- UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt
- UnNews:Was George R.R. Martin behind holiday character deaths?
Testicle molester[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Testicle molester on the loose
- UnNews:Naked Pope thought to be spotted, actually testicle molester
- UnNews:Bat Boy a victim of testicle molester
Timeline molester[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Time travelers protest Trump's inauguration
- UnNews:Women's March protesters victims of pussy grabber
- UnNews:Trump nominates new Dr. Who
- That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada, only to have my testicles molested by a teleporting testicle molester[1]
- UnNews:Langoliers victims of testicle molester
- UnNews:S.C.R.O.T.U.M. reveals itself to the public
- UnNews:BBC spites Trump, makes Doctor Who a woman
Donald Tusk[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:RNC recommends Americans become entrepreneurs to pay for healthcare - written by Simsilikesims
- UnNews:European Union turns Donald Trump into a walrus - co-written by Wageslav, images provided by supergeeky1, MyOwnBadSelf and Zombiebaron
- UnNews:Walrus bones the new whale bones
- UnNews:European Union turns Sean Spicer into an Eggman
- UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle - written by PF4Eva
Naked Pope[edit | edit source]
An original series by Kingkitty that I cooperated with and eventually adopted.
- UnNews:Pope says gays are destroying rainforest - Kingkitty
- UnNews:Naked Pope still on the loose - Kingkitty
- UnNews:Naked Pope thought to be spotted, actually testicle molester
- UnNews:Church gives up hunt for Naked Pope
- UnNews:Naked Pope Saves Christmas
President pardons stuff[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:President pardons Fergie
- UnNews:Pardoned turkey plans terror strike - written by Dexter111344
- UnNews:President pardons Furbies
- UnNews:President pardons furries
- UnNews:President pardons Derpy
- UnNews:Thanksgiving is cancelled
- UnNews:President pardons 'President pardons' series
- UnNews:President unpardons Fergie
- UnNews:Trump attacks derpy pony
Christmas campaign 2016[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Santa Claus' body found floating in the ocean
- UnNews:Santa still dead
- UnNews:The Anticlaus has arrived
- UnNews:Get to know your holly, more-or-less jolly candidates
- UnNews:Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa
- UnNews:Red-nosed reindeer shot by redneck
- UnNews:Frosty melts in Canadian bathhouse
- UnNews:The Gremlins took over Cypress Hill's Instagram, killing massive amount of serious children - written by Kakun
- UnNews:Christmas Campaign heats up
- UnNews:Was George R.R. Martin behind holiday character deaths?
- UnNews:Naked Pope Saves Christmas
A Charlie Sheen Christmas[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Charlie Sheen arrested for assaulting the fat kid from Two and a Half Men
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
- UnNews:Charlie Sheen throws holiday gift party
Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]
Now it's just getting fucking weird.
- Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex[2] - "written" by RAHB and Frosty
The Multiliteralist Cuntfest Universe[edit | edit source]
A little backstory: In 2013, Multiliteralist toyed around with this novel idea of combining articles and giving them continuous storylines. He dragged one of my UnNews articles into it, and then inspired me to serialize the Naked Pope and the testicle molester. Thus, Multiliteralist not only contributed to the overall Kipperverse, he's arguably the true founder of it.
Whale bones[edit | edit source]
- Whale bones - written by RAHB
- Boneless whale
- Mother Bronson's whale boner catalogue
- UnNews:Bob Dylan a threat to whales
- UnNews:Dylan says whales are safe
- UnNews:Mass destruction of boneless whales spotted by NASAL satellite
- UnNews:Record company rep also says whales are safe
Note: Whale bones' doorway connection to the Kipperverse was through the character of Doctor Eminent.
Finally...
- Flarf - Another article written by RAHB at Illogicopedia that he just had to cross-reference with whale bones. You see how far down this rabbit hole goes?
Catholic Church plots to blow up the Sun[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Pope Benedict declares 2013 a leap year - written by me
- UnNews:Daylight Savings Time falls back ten days - written by me
- UnNews:Leap year mess-up to be corrected by 2016
- UnNews:New Pope. New overlords?
- UnNews:One of the new Popes plans to explode the Sun
- UnNews:Plan to explode the Sun gains momentum
- UnNews:Will the Sun explode or not?
- UnNews:Neil Young has been kidnapped by the Catholic Church
- UnNews:Take it easy with the kidnapping rumours already
Perv Christmer, i.e. Pervert's Christmas[edit | edit source]
- Anal Twitmas
- UnNews:Perv Christmer is approaching again
- UnNews:Do we really need Perv Christmer?
- UnNews:Perv Christmer delayed
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Given that this kicked off a new timeline, it's ambiguous as to whether the rest of the My Sojourn saga exists or has parallels within the Kipperverse. I'm like J.J. Abrams and this is the 2009 Star Trek movie.
- ↑ See also the Mr-ex777 buttsex universe