UnNews:Perv Christmer is approaching again
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22 May 2013
Happy times! The yearly Perv Christmer is already approaching fast! This great tradition, although not among the oldest ones, has already managed to grab the world's imagination by the groin. It is time to swat your cunt flies, crush your crabs, and get ready to shop for erection enhancing drugs, sex toys, and all kinds of jingling things and mind-numbing substances for the slimiest and dirtiest Perv Christmer of them all! Contact your local sex toy shop before that golden dildo is up someone else's arse!
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