Uncyclopedia:Wanker of the Month

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Wankerer of the Month is a prestigious award given to those users who have done the least here on Uncyclopedia, while being very prominent members of the community.

Rules[edit | edit source]

Eligibility Requirements[edit | edit source]

  • Be a registered "member"
  • Not nominate yourself
  • Not be banned at any point during the vote. See the Bans During Voting section for more details.

Voting Guidelines[edit | edit source]

Wanker of the Month should be somebody who consistently does jack squat for Uncyclopedia. A good candidate should edit very few(or no) "real content" articles, but instead spend most of their time on gag articles, talk pages, the Village Dump, and VFH. Being a contributor to QVFD/VFD does not disqualify you, but it doesn't help much.

Prizes[edit | edit source]

So now you're asking yourself, What do I get if I am deemed to be Wanker of the Month?. Well.... not much really. Once somebody wins I'll whip up a fancy template or something, but I haven't gotten there yet.

Timetable[edit | edit source]

Votes generally do not expire. Users who have been infinibanned will have their nomination failed, as necessary. A "winner" will be chosen once per month, on the 1st of the month, based on the previous month's votes.

Bans During Voting[edit | edit source]

If a user who is up for Wanker of the Month is banned, their nomination will be moved into Inactive Voting, where it should not be voted upon. Votes during this period will not be discounted, but the user cannot win while banned. Once they are un-banned(or the ban expires), their nom will be moved back into Active Voting, and the voting will resume. "Joke bans", lasting less than a day or so, do not apply to this rule.

Miscellaneous Rules[edit | edit source]

  • The rules can change at any time by the award's sponsor or a representative thereof.
  • Any disagreements over the rules can be, and will be decided through a rule change by the sponsor. Deal with it.
  • IP Votes carry half the weight of a registered vote.

Nominations[edit | edit source]

DungeonSiegeAddict510[edit | edit source]

Nomination He doesn't really do much but act all hyper on IRC.
For
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg N+F -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 23:25, May. 18, 2013
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. What a weirdo. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 06:40, 4 January 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Whatever. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 15:30, 4 January 2019 (UTC)
Against

Apparently, everybody thinks this person is a wanker. They're probably right.

Comments

Nobody has said anything yet. Must be obvious, then.

IP Admin[edit | edit source]

Nomination Anonymous person who thinks IPs count as citizens.
For
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg N+F -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 23:32, May. 18, 2013
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I love to vote for stuff!!! Gotta have more! -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 15:30, 4 January 2019 (UTC)
Against

Apparently, everybody thinks this person is a wanker. They're probably right.

Comments

Nobody has said anything yet. Must be obvious, then.

See Also[edit | edit source]