User:Kippy/bibliography/Kipperverse

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The Kipperverse: An expanded universe of articles that share continuity with eachother. In other words, if these were all real reported events, they would all take place within the same reality. Some articles are written by other Uncyclopedians. Articles in italic are not technically part of the respective storylines in which they're listed, but are still essential or otherwise connected to it.

Characters[edit | edit source]

  • Glenn Fitzgerald
Conservative writer, former senior editor of The Daily Weekly Times and best-selling author, now the buttmonkey of the UnNews staff (a number of whom are literal monkeys). He's fairly depressed about this new chapter of his life.
  • The Naked Pope
Pope Benedict went crazy one Christmas Eve service, ranting about how the gays were destroying the rainforests. He ripped off his clothes and ran out into the night, vowing to stop the homosexuals from fagging up the rainforests. The Church never captured him, and now really don't care so much anymore. He's technically Santa Claus now.
  • Testicle Molester
A serial rapist who fondles men by the testicles, usually wearing an outfit that complements the situation. Criminal psychologists believe the testicle molester has motivations behind his molestations, or messages he's trying to convey. Gained the ability to time travel at one point.
  • S.C.R.O.T.U.M.
The Scientific Committee to Restore Our Timeline from Testicular Molestation, a league of brilliant minds dedicated to capturing the time-traveling testicle molester.
  • Don Cojones
Criminal psychologists, former detective who has spent years probing the mind of the testicle molester, founder of S.C.R.O.T.U.M.
  • Dr. Zullianne Orxonox
Anthropologist and history professor from the 33rd century, head of the S.C.O.T.U.M's time division.
  • Barack Obama
Former U.S. President who held an annual Thanksgiving tradition of pardoning weird things. He's now a uncloseted furry.
  • Donald Trump (Trump Prime)
Current U.S. President who's being stalked by the time-traveling testicle molester. His amateur dabbling in 4D chess fractured his own timeline, thus explaining the alternative Trumps.
  • Donald Tusk (Trump Beta)
President Trump was kidnapped by the European Union and turned into a walrus. An homage to the movie Tusk.
  • Krampus (Trump Kappa)
The demon of Christmas. Attempted to take over Christmas in a global election following the tragic death of Santa Claus. He was more or less used to satirize Trump's campaign in late 2016.
  • Billy Todd Joe
Alabama redneck enthusiast of Kwanzaa turned bounty hunter for holiday characters.
  • Pope Benedictus the Leaper
An anthropomorphic frog clone of Pope Benedict that the Church swapped as a replacement to save face. (Or so that's how I'm retconning it.) He declared 2013 a leap year out of his own personal convenience, which lead to a convoluted mess that involved plans to blow up the sun.
A celebrated scientific genius. He helped fix the leap year conundrum of 2013. He now works as Dr. Orxonox's assistant in building a time machine for S.C.R.O.T.U.M.
  • Pope Leroy
The successor to the Benedicts who wanted to blow up the sun. He didn't last.

Editorials by Glenn Fitzgerald[edit | edit source]

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Testicle molester[edit | edit source]

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Timeline molester[edit | edit source]

Donald Tusk[edit | edit source]

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Naked Pope[edit | edit source]

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An original series by Kingkitty that I cooperated with and eventually adopted.

President pardons stuff[edit | edit source]

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Christmas campaign 2016[edit | edit source]

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A Charlie Sheen Christmas[edit | edit source]

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Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]

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Now it's just getting fucking weird.

The Multiliteralist Cuntfest Universe[edit | edit source]

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A little backstory: In 2013, Multiliteralist toyed around with this novel idea of combining articles and giving them continuous storylines. He dragged one of my UnNews articles into it, and then inspired me to serialize the Naked Pope and the testicle molester. Thus, Multiliteralist not only contributed to the overall Kipperverse, he's arguably the true founder of it.

Whale bones[edit | edit source]

Note: Whale bones' doorway connection to the Kipperverse was through the character of Doctor Eminent.

Finally...

  • Flarf - Another article written by RAHB at Illogicopedia that he just had to cross-reference with whale bones. You see how far down this rabbit hole goes?

Catholic Church plots to blow up the Sun[edit | edit source]

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Perv Christmer, i.e. Pervert's Christmas[edit | edit source]

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Footnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ Given that this kicked off a new timeline, it's ambiguous as to whether the rest of the My Sojourn saga exists or has parallels within the Kipperverse. I'm like J.J. Abrams and this is the 2009 Star Trek movie.
  2. ↑ See also the Mr-ex777 buttsex universe


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