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MY PAGE ON SPACEHEY BC I DON"T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY PAGE COOL SO HELP ME OR NO :[
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im a noob
and im trying to make my pedia page look cool but hold on

im new to coding and this[edit | edit source]

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.


		This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are ^not _^on their way.

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

Uncyclopedia:Babel

This user is an angel.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user wants to be an administrator, but can't make it in.

Uncyclopedia:Babel,

O.O

This user is often confused for a girl.

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

This user is cooler than you.

This user, (++annn---) is a user. Who'd've thunk it?

♀

This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

This user is a total UKer

and may nut you, you slag.

This user is openly Gay
and unabashedly proud.

{{RegisteredUser}} naw im kidding i can't be a admin im to dumb to even know how to work it:D

This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.