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Article: Don't vote for my dog!	Score: 5 gay, liberal dogs.
Nominated by:	mrmonkey72 21:55, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
For: 16	Nom and for: This is both funny and different from most of the other articles that usually get featured. --mrmonkey72 21:55, 29 July 2008 (UTC) Half-self for: I can't believe Sys was embarrassed about the first incarnation of this article. The man is a genius. pillow talk 22:05, 29 July 2008 (UTC) For FIX THE AUDIO! MrN 22:09, Jul 29 For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:20, 29 July 2008 (UTC) What the hell? Gotta admit, I was a little puzzled as to why Hyperbole wanted to work on this article. It was just something I came up with when I was sick and was getting wasted on Theraflu (See Veteran for other side effects) and thought I had left this for dead. But he did a damn good job with it. And yet, it's still my idea. Hmm. Half self for. sirsysrq @ 22:46 Jul 29 This was yours Sys? I remember reading this before I even joined and laughing my ass off. Hyperbole's gentle caress has only made it better. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:18, 29 Jul  Pass the giggle test, on the caption under the evil dog pic in the "he's gay" section.--<<>> 12:55, 30 July 2008 (UTC) weak for. kind of repetitive, but some good one-liners. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:32, 30 July 2008 (UTC) FoUR It is different and I like it. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC) For. But not for this dog - David Gerard 23:30, 2 August 2008 (UTC) For I don't think I've voted yet...and that kindly notice has a gun and wants me to vote. - [18:21 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie For Fou-Lu 19:39, 3 August 2008 (UTC) For. Kinda ridiculous, but still funny. TheMothAssassin 16:36, August 3 2008 For Phantom-Lord 05:07, 6 August 2008 (UTC) For SysRq's dog. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:12, 11 August 2008 (UTC) For - -- slutty Ape (execrate) (Riot Porn) 21:07, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Against: 11	Ugh No where near your best Sys... Good things about this article - 1. It has puppies in it 2. Uh... Couldn't we just feature the TRex book for a whole week? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:29, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Ugh We get it. Your dog is gay and black. People don't like him because he's gay and black. Riveting. -RAHB 11:35, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Um... I'm not sure you do get it, since the dog isn't gay, isn't black, and nobody dislikes him except his owner. pillow talk 15:09, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Reasons not to vote for Buddy 1. He's gay. 2. He's a liberal. 3. He's a nigger. 4. He hates America. What I mean is the owner is basically saying "my dog is the opposite of a model American." Other than that, the prose is quite weak. -RAHB 20:20, 30 July 2008 (UTC)  Ugh Sorry buddy, but I just don't find it funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:44 Jul 30, 2008 Against - Per RAHB - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:30, Jul 30 Against And trust me, Buddy's gay. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:56, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Against. Read this through more than once, hoping to find a laugh I'd missed. Wilfully odd, but just furrowed my brow rather than making me laugh. --UU - natter 08:46, Aug 6 Neh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:14, 7 August 2008 (UTC) Against. Didn't laugh often enough. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:21, Aug 8  Against.A bit too much gay,and racism of course.Not enough fun.--LOLsupreme 13:16, 9 August 2008 (UTC) Against - Too silly, and not funny enough, in my view. The Colonel would have stepped in by now --Knucmo2 21:57, 16 August 2008 (UTC)  Against. - not enough work has taken place— Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:09, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Whoa, but I thought this was up for PLS...what's going on???? - [22:06 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie Idiot I am! - [22:07 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie You may be confusing PLS with the Unlympics... where this was disqualified. pillow talk 22:08, 29 July 2008 (UTC) No, cause I saw it in Hypey's userspace for some reason... - [22:11 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie Oh, yeah, well, I didn't want to ruin Sys's work, so I copied it over there for a bit to expand it. "Hypey?" pillow talk 22:12, 29 July 2008 (UTC) Yes Hypey...don't you remember? Oh...and I thought what we had was special. (Mafia) - [22:22 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie MrN, the audio is just a few seconds of silence. It's funny because dogs don't really talk. sirsysrq @ 22:46 Jul 29 Meh. I liked the old version better. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:18, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Yeah, the old version was brilliant in a sort of "sojourn in Canada" kind of way... an article which, by the way, has been stuck in my head for days now. So there I was, camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? pillow talk 08:21, 30 July 2008 (UTC) I'm impressed that 42 Uncyclopedians have now voted either for, against, or abstained, on Buddy. I didn't even know there were 42 Uncyclopedians. pillow talk 08:17, 30 July 2008 (UTC) * Abstain. - theres a good idea here, I think that a little more work--Sycamore (Talk) 16:47, 30 July 2008 (UTC) If you have any suggestions, I'd be keen to hear them. pillow talk 16:58, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Stopping short of suggesting a full pee review, i could tidy up the formatting--Sycamore (Talk) 18:33, 30 July 2008 (UTC) That would be helpful. This one gave me problems. I couldn't get a TOC to look right, I didn't want the lede to be big enough to make it to the end of the picture, the quote and MP3 templates react to each other strangely... madness. pillow talk 18:52, 30 July 2008 (UTC) The idea could work, except the prose is weak as and it reverts back to the conversational style that makes me want to gouge my cheese out. More of a roll of the eyes than a laugh. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC) Abstain - I'd much rather have this featured on the American Election Day, but an against vote based on seasonal calculation would be striked again. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 07:23, Aug. 2, 2008

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