Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive16

Cult of Apple

Greetings, potatochoppers. In order for this article to be complete, it needs images. I need, in no particular order,

1. A picture of monks in black robes with the Apple logo located somewhere on their person. Thanks again, Not A Good Username360!
2. A picture of an iPod with an inverted pentagram in light gray on the touchwheel.

   Small issues with the iPod image. I'd like the gray pentagram to be slightly thicker, and I'd also like it to lie on the outside of the inner circle. Also, minus the Nazi stuff. Maybe instead, a picture of the menu with "Summon Demons" as one of the menu options in addition to Playlists, Albums, etc..

   You're going to hate me. A lighter gray, no thick ring on the outside, and if possible, the inner circle of the touchwheel should touch the edges of the pentagon that the pentagram draws out. This image might work better for what I'm looking for. If on that image, you have to make the pentagram thicker to make the edges of the inner circle touch the pentagon, that's excellent.

3. A picture of an iPhone with several demonic apps on the screen. Thanks, Not A Good Username360!
4. An old daguerreotype or lithograph of an aforementioned black-robed monk, with assorted Apple products. I actually probably don't need this one.

That should cover all the bases, I believe. I recommend doing a Google Image Search of Franciscan Friars if you have trouble locating a good photo of black-robed monks.

I don't hate you. Too much.

Slight issue with that last one. The picture you've given me is too small to slip in a joke unnoticeably, so I need to know if your heart is set on the pentagon. If not, I've doctored my last imge to better suit your needs. If so, you may need to wait another hour or so. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 17:45, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

That image is fine. You might miss the pentagram if the pentagon wasn't there, so it works. And I totally missed the 'Now Damning' at the top. I'll take it.

Once again, thanks for being so patient, Not A Good Username360. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 22:08, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

You're very welcome. Now make that article of yours uber good, so it gets featured. Pictures are part of the "Featured Article" blurb, you know. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:16, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

LDTV picture

Hey, I needed a picture for my LDTV article that I am currently developing. Can you make a low-resolution version of the rickroll image? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 08:31, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Hello, is anyone listening to me? I sent a request that I wanted a low-defination version of the rickroll, porobably a still if you don't mind. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 08:59, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

low enough for ya?

Patience is a virtue, dude. --^Dame 09:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

boob graph

I want a verticle bar graph that forms the shape of a pair of boobs for my Tittyfuck rape article. You know what I mean? Here's a crude rendition of how the bars should be:

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Hm, not a very good example, but I think you know what I mean, and I'm sure this has been done before. Don't make it look like realistic boobs or anything; just keep it simple with normal bars. The theme of the graph is "Professions of tittyfuck rapists", although it is not necessary to put the title on the actual image. I'll leave it up to the creator whether it's on there or not. The vertical axis should be number of perpetrators (ranging from zero to about 500 I guess) and the horizontal axis should be (in arbitrary order): Men's magazine model; Swimsuit model; Underwear model; Auto show model; Game expo booth babe; Exotic dancer; Las Vegas call girl; Adult film actress; B horror film actress; Adult webcam girl. Which ones are low or high in number is also mostly arbitrary and up to whoever makes it, but do make Swimsuit model, Adult film actress and Exotic dancer have higher numbers, since in the article I say they are the most common.

I know the difficulty level for this is probably Very Easy, but yeah, I can't even do something as simple as this... Help would be appreciated. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:56, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Could this be of any help to you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, there we go! Ha ha, I forgot that you can just call it a bell curve. Now I can reduce the number of categories. Can someone paste over that with: Men's magazine model; Swimsuit model; Underwear model; Auto show model; Game expo booth babe; Exotic dancer; Adult film actress. Also fix the title, please.

...And yes, I am not capable of even that. Thanks for the image, Socky P. I notice you've been spending a lot of quality time with the Yellow fever article lately. Was it as good for you as it was for me? --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:32, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

It certainly was. It just needed a few more images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Renewed request: Okay, let me cut out the tldr explanation above and update my request more concisely now that there's an image to work with. Please take the image above, change the title to "Professions of tittyfuck rapists", and then change each of the categories to "Adult film actress"; "Swimsuit model"; "Lingerie model"; "Auto show model"; "Men's magazine model"; "Exotic dancer", "Game expo booth babe" (in that order, from left to right). Thanks. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:34, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Does this new version serve your needs? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

No, that's not what I wanted; that's better than what I wanted. I've only made requests to this page 2 or 3 times before but always get something better than I expected. Thanks to Sockoauu and everyone who helps out here! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:53, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Glad I could help you out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Dedede X Escargon

A screenshot of the scene at 0:48, please. It would look good in the Dedede or Kirby article.

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• Sorry for the graininess. Images ripped from YouTube videos never come out perfectly. The first image is just the scene with DeDeDe violating that Snail dude. The second image has subtitles on the bottom ("Not there!"). The third image — well, the third image is what you see. -- KneeChee27 01:16, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Lord Sauron, Earl Of Hertfordshire 2nd image

I would really aprecciate a picture on Sauron reclining with his wife, Lady Emily Sauron (in the countryside?)[1], or maybe a picture of london with Mount Doom in the background[2][3], or maybe a picture of Sauron with his colleagues with Orc heads[4][5] ? Any of those would be fantastic.

The photos are just to show the kind of thing I want, if you want to use something else then please do.

A million-billion thanks - --CrabPope 19:56, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Lord Sauron and his wife Lady Emily Sauron at a public assembly

Here is a picture of Lord and Lady Sauron dancing. If you prefer a countryside pic I could have another go. I'm working on the orc head assembly. --^Dame 14:47, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Again, amazing work Sonje, it's perfect, thankyou.--CrabPope 09:23, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

The Council of Sauron

Here is the group pic you asked for. I could find the last orc pic I needed so a made one of the guys Oscar Wilde. Hope its ok. --^Dame 01:12, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Haha brilliant, I owe you big-time, If you ever need a new kidney, just call me.--CrabPope 09:24, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Jenny Request 2.0

Use the girl's face from this pic.

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The other two images are great, but I still need two more. One of just Jenny, full body. One of Jenny in a bedroom window. --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:10, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

You known that's not going to be easy, right? Basically you are asking for a whole bunch of haphazard images of the same woman all lined up here. If someone somehow manages to accomplish such a thing, then maybe it's time for you to call the police, don't you think?

Here's an idea, Cheddy - try and google stock images of young females on the web. There are plenty of them lying around waiting for you to plaster all over your bedroom walls. ;) iStockPhoto.com isn't a bad place to start [6] if you don't mind the annoying watermarks. pBase.com [7] often have professional quality images but not always the stuff that suits your theme. Have a look in those place and see what you like. Once you have done that you can ask me on my talk page to have some of the pictures processed for you. Good luck! -- The Colonel (talk) 01:04, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry, I already asked someone else personally, and they say they'll be able to do it, so don't fret.--68.63.145.190

Jenny Request

PLEASE? --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:01, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

I need multiple pictures of, you guessed it, Jenny. Jenny is a very hot girl with long, smooth hair, etc. I need multiple pictures of hot girls, but I need all of them to have the same face (don't care who the rest of the girl belongs to) I don't have a face for Jenny, so just use a basic hot girl face. Raise your hand if you think you can do this... Hands?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:35, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Okay, specifically, I need Jenny's face on a girl sitting beside a guy on a bench, but it has a black fade around the edges of the pic, if that makes sense. I also need just a picture of Jenny by herself, and a prison wall with Jenny's name scratched into it. Thanks.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:12, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

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Park bench shot and Prison image for you. I tried "scratching" & less colour but there wasn't a suitable image that would work. I have also done an I love.. you'll find it in images under Cell_luv_J.jpg‎ --User:Kirin66

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The lots of images is a difficult one. what about a bunch of blurred face paparazzi type shots doing differnt things as if your following her? --User:Kirin66

Ignore the lots of images part. JUst go by the 2nd paragraph. When I posted the 1st one I wasn't positive what I was going to do, so I didn't request specific ones. I think all I need now is a picture of Jenny by herself, with the same hair and face as the girl on the bench.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:56, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I take that back. I ACTUALLY need one of Jenny standing by herself, not specific, just her. I also need one of her in a bedroom window. Will you be able to do that?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:59, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur

I was thinking it would be quite cool to have a Book cover pic for this, a bit like this. I've tried playing around with Edgar Allan Poe book covers, I would like something that refereces the Quagga (I tried a bit of a goth Quagga cartoon thing, but it was lousy). Thanks for having a look:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:32, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Not that great but at least its something i cant think o anything better. --Skillen 03:38, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Tried some other covers, not sure this is relevant enough to the article though. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:28, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

If Sycamore isn't using the images, I'm editing out the book title, so it can be used in a wider context. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:58, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Wasn't this archived or anything? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:41, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

It kind of was, but then I remembered I tend to archive when the original requester has said they're satisfied with the response, and Syc has said nowt to this point. And knowing his exacting standards, I figured I'd leave it up here for now. ;-) --UU - natter 15:59, Feb 20

He did use one of my images at a certain point, but he decided it didn't fit or something, so I don't think he'll be using them. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:26, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

ACI Mondays

Can you use this logo as a base and replace the words with ACI Monday's? It would look cool. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 02:07, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

new font

I made some changes to the font, feel free to revert if u don't like it.--^Dame 18:34, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Abkhazia

I need a picture of a flag of Abkhazia and combine it with this. Can you make it for me? I prefer it in a PNG file, and make sure that it looks like a real Abkhazian flag with the finger. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 02:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

The flag of Abkazia welcomes you.

Okay? Rad (Holla!)--21:49, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Lord Sauron,1st Earl of Hertfordshire

Basically the idea is; a biography of Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings as a stuffy 19th century Conservative politician, I'd love it if you could make me some nice splices of Sauron's metal head on someone like Lord Kitchener, or Benjamin Disraeli, or anyone really, preferably in black and white.

A thousand thanks - --CrabPope 18:30, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Lord Sauron of Hertfordshire

Here you go, let me know if you want any chages or addidtions. --^Dame 14:27, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

That is absolutely brilliant, thankyou very much. --CrabPope 16:58, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Its a pleasure, good luck with the article.--^Dame 17:01, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Why?:Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea

Can someone take the gallery and create a sort of split-screen television? Or some other possible way to present all the pictures together in a less uglier way than it currently is? ~ 15:56, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, here's what I was able to squeeze out of those pics. Maybe you had something more specific in mind? Or will this do? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:48, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Damn. Nothing but medical shows on today. Doctors have WAY too much influence in the media.

Thanks, that's perfect! ~ 15:35, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Regular k

Regardless of whether me or Gerry or both do/does/whatever the rewrite, we would both need an image of the box. So, I need someone to take this cereal box and shop out pretty much all the words except for the K, and replacing the "Kellogg's" with a "Kelog's." -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:13, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Here ya go :-) Is it "regular" enough? --^Dame 20:12, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Regular K

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Great job! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:34, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

User:Nachlader/Vietnamese_dong

This is the reference image, but if you can find a Vietnamese Dong banknote that you think you could work better with, that's fine. So long as it's clear and etc

So anyone fancy forging some banknotes? I'm writing an article about the Vietnamese currency, which will attempt to cover subtle penis humour. My MS Paint skills fall short here and I'd very much appreciate someone to help out. I want the banknote to have something on it that resembles a penis, but is yet rather subtle (so no actual pictures of dongs, put your magazines back). One suggestion I have is to turn the black flower shape on the right of Ho Chi Minh into a silhouette of a penis. My other suggestion is using some risque numbers or text or other patterns that don't look out of place on the note. Otherwise, if you think of something better, let rip! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:33, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

When this is made, it should also be put in Illegal UnTender--Mtallmen 184 22:29, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep your pr0n away from my brain child!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:00, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

₫69

Ok, here is a rough attempt. I added some phallic symbols and puffed up the dude's cheek in a "suggestive manner" I couldnt get the number to look perfect so just scrap it if ur not happy. --^Dame 14:20, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

That looks like a nice image. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:22, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Wow, as SOAUU said, it's a nice image. The 69 was a good touch (even if the left side drips a bit). Although there is one thing I could suggest; the phallic symbols are quite hard to notice, maybe you could turn the entire white shape (that's on the right, the left phallic symbol looks too good to waste) into a "suggestive" shape? I think it would be easier to notice, but if you think that's too difficult, that's fine. I've only just thought of the caption I may use for the banknote: "Pictured here is the ₫69 denomination, the smallest dong. Ho Chi Minh's head features on every note, giving him the nickname: "dong-head".". Cheesy I know. Anyway, Sonje thank you for responding to my call for arms and legs. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:38, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

I also thought they were a bit too unclear. I'll have a touch up session to incorporate your suggestions and post it as soon as I can (and I'll fix the dripping). Excellent caption btw :-D--^Dame 17:18, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

I look forward to seeing it, thanks again! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:06, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I've fixed the drip, made the symbols stand out more and I've elongated the "dong head". I can make it clearer but it starts looking less official if I do that. Lemme know what you think anyway, Im happy to adjust it, its a particularly boring week for me :-) --^Dame 11:48, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Even though you're fine with me asking, I still hate to say it could be adjusted! I think I prefer the previous design of Ho Chi Minh (the elongated head looks more like an egg to me, I thought it looked fine before). The symbol on the left of the banknote looks better, but I think you misunderstood what I said about the symbol on the right; do you think you might be able to turn the entire white shape, that the symbol is in, into a shape that mimics a penis? It'd look subtle if was somewhat of an artistic looking shape, like a pattern or an icon that can be rudely interpreted. However, the numbers look perfect! Overall, even if it's slightly off from what I'm looking for, I can feel immense effort on your part. Tell me what you think of my suggestions so we can get an idea of what the image I have in my head is (not to say that I think of nothing but dongs, but then again, I wish). Thanks in advance! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:53, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

No problem, Ill make the changes shortly. I did misinterpret ur suggestions, luckily I kept all the photoshop layers so it'll be easy to change. Like I said, Im bored to death so (oh god, i could make a really inapproprite joke about playing with dongs now, so ill just stop) PS: I was working on a coin too if ur interested?--^Dame 14:01, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

A coin as well? Awesome! I was in a pickle about what image I should put in the coinage section after all, I couldn't think of how to manipulate it for the article. Again, thank you! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:46, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Ok, here we go again. Any suggestions? --^Dame 17:15, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

That looks fantastic (I don't know why the newest version hasn't appeared on the thumbnail on the right, but clicking on the image, I can see the new tweaks), absolutely fantastic! I have the image for the top of the article now, thank you very much! I'm interested in hearing about the progress on the coin, what were your ideas for it? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:50, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often neccesarry to cover the dong for protection

I dunno, I was just messing around with filters, whaddaya think? It doesnt show up so nicely in a thumb so check the image page. --^Dame 18:13, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

ROFL, I didn't even think of the condom/dong coin idea! And the caption is frigging awesome! (incorporating the "bad manufacture of coins" line in the article is especially good) That's MORE than satisfactory for the article; in fact, I daresay the picture is worthy of VFP, but it may be accused of being slightly less than subtle. My suggestion would be use the original design of the coin, perhaps one that proves it's a Vietnamese coin (Vietnamese words present, communist patterns, maybe even our friend Ho Chi Minh's head on it, but if you're striving for variety, you could leave the banknote with the exclusivity of his head). Seriously, this a very good image.

A minor note: for some reason the latest version of the banknote isn't showing up (for me anyway) on the article. Do you know how to fix this? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:27, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

I agree, I only got the condom idea after I added the "phallic symbol". It'll be a quick fix though. I dont know why the pic isnt updating, its happened to me before and it just fixed itself after a while. You'll have to ask one of the Admins. --^Dame 18:31, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

We could do the lazy option and upload the new version to a different name? (You'd have to upload it of course, to ensure you are credited for it) ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:34, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

There you go, I'll have the new coin soon --^Dame 18:37, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Once again, thank you very much. Your work is crucial to the erection of the article on great Vietnamese dongs! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:47, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

No problem, I am enjoying getting the dong (page) up :-p Just edited the coin btw, better?--^Dame 18:52, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm... I'd say it still needs work. I think it'd look best so that the coin is a bit more easier to see, so that the engravings can be made out. As I mentioned above, I think it'd look better and less like it's trying to labour on the joke by not having the penis on the coin, but instead some features that prove it's a Vietnamese dong coin. If this can be done, I'll definitely nominate it! And I'm glad to hear that you're enjoying this - I like writing about puns and euphemisms, the fact that nobody had already done an article on the Vietnamese currency was a bloody miracle! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:29, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Apologies! I forgot to actually click on the image to see the engravings - it is brilliant. I will try and nominate this as soon as possible. Thank you very much for your help, I know this article would not work as well without your photoshop skills. These images will help me a lot. Thanks again - you ought to be Photoshopper of the Month in March. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:35, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

I was worried that the engravings might not be clear enough, but if you post it at about 250px it looks better. Thanx for the ego boost. Mmm, now I just need to work on my writing skillz to qualify for N00b of the month ;-p Lemme know if you need any further changes --^Dame 19:40, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Nominated. I am certain it's good enough. I'll increase the size of the dong on the article so the engravings are clearer. How long have you been at Uncyclopedia for? If you joined this month, there is a chance you could be nominated next month. As for images in the future, I will certainly come to you if I need any help! Thanks again! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:54, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Aw! Thanx! I've been at Uncyclopedia for about 2 weeks I think, maybe a bit more. Anyway, I'll be happy to help in future as well :-)--^Dame 20:26, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Two weeks? You're eligible then! March starts soon, so I'll get under Led's nose and nominate you for NotM. I took a look at your other images, you show fantastic promise for the future and you have very good skill at photoshopping. You'll have to put up with my flattery until I can finally nominate you for NotM! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:38, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

The Philippine Empire

I request a picture of the Africans in the background, with the photo of the National Diet of Japan in the background, flying the flag of the Philippines. Can you do it? Thanks. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 09:54, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Wait, what's supposed to be in the foreground? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 15:34, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Here ya go.

The National Diet of the Philippines

Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 18:44, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

What I meant is: the average Africans (four blacks should be enough) should be walking in the foreground, while the blacks in business suits are in the background with the National Diet as well. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 09:37, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Well, how's the current pic? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:36, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Very good, but four poor Africans (in rags) should be in the foreground, and behind are the six governors (who are ironically all black, wearing a suit and tie). |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 08:13, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Three poor African children, and we can pretend the men in funny suits are the governors. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:27, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Illeagal UnTender

I request a picture that looks like the US $100 bill but the value to be $1,000,000,000. Can you? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 10:32, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

I think I can... I think I can... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:50, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

I knew I could!

Okay, now the same thing, but instead Benjamin Franklin I want the glorious face of Sophia. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:52, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm 259.6 steps ahead of you. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

sudden epiphany

i had an idea for an article that would revolve around an image...could i get a bunch of guys (preferably in an old-timey western saloon setting) playing poker, and one guy is holding a severed hand along with his cards? excellent! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:47, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

He had an excellent hand...

I am, dare I say it, a N00b, so this is my first attempt at attempting to please image wise. Is this acceptable? --Sonje 12:20, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I like it! --UU - natter 12:22, Feb 18

wow! this is amazing! exactly what i was looking for! thanks so much! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:44, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Surgeon General's Warning

Smoking causes unprecedented coolness...

I would like this image (or any similar one that you find easier to manipulate) to have the text say "Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking causes unprecedented coolness. If you don't want to be cool, DON'T SMOKE THIS", with the emphasis on the letters just like that. Thanks in advance. -RAHB 03:11, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Well...here's what I came up with. I might fiddle with it more later if I have some time. --Rad (Holla!) 21:01, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Another request shot down by RX. Is any potato safe from his merciless 'chopping? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:05, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

God, that's perfect. Thank you, RadicalX-Man! -RAHB 03:24, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Worst 100 Sonic Cash-Ins

I wanted a picture of the IHOP logo but can you change the P to an S? Also, can you make an image of an Airbus A380 with the Sonic stuff printed on the plane? It would look cool. Thanks. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 00:58, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Dibs on the IHOS photo! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:28, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Intenational House Of Photoshopping

Okay, now, what kind of Sonic stuff and on what part of the plane? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:05, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello? Joe9320? Anyone? Beuler? ...Beuler? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:16, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Have some patience man. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:18, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

...*waits 3 seconds* Okay, I waited. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:29, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Here ya go. Rad (Holla!) 21:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

No fair! You have mind-reading abilities! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 03:01, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

No one said I couldn't use my psychic powers. I suggest you develop some of your own. =P --Rad (Holla!) 19:17, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

OK, here's my fortune-telling ability: P=< ...There will be another request within 2 weeks or less. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 19:52, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Godwins Law

Click me.

Hey, could I have a pic of God with his hands up in the air, like he's just won a race or something?--<<>> 02:19, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Actually, as I've been thinking about it, I think it'd be funnier if God had just won a figure-skating contest.--<<>> 01:22, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Can I get an image of "God" to start with? Then I'd be happy to help. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm thinking something like this, only with the same head plastered on an athlete.--<<>> 01:53, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

He won!

His arms are half-raised, is that good enough? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:49, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't want to be picky, but God doesn't seem very triumphant in this picture. My heart isn't set on the figure-skating, but the arms in the air are very important. Think a gymnast after completing their set, when they know they've won. It doesn't even have to be a male gymnast.--<<>> 13:30, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

[This http://pro.corbis.com/images/PN015942.jpg?size=67&uid={7722B31B-3707-4D9B-B068-46D8B3412788}] is a great picture demonstrating what I want in the body.--<<>> 13:31, 3 February 2009 (UTC) Incidentally, the shadows are terrific on the pic you gave me. it really gives off the feel of holiness. I like that part quite a bit.--<<>> 13:35, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay, doable. Hold on, and ill just change the background... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:47, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Gah! Stupid GIMP! It crashes every time I save! I'm gonna haveta ask someone else to cut the head off the pis and put it on this photo, please. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:36, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

...Or not. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:57, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry. I'd do it, but I suck at all 'shopping, even the money kind. Thus why I asked here.--<<>> 23:08, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

You like? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 01:45, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

PERFECT! Thank you!--<<>> 01:47, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Thou art well come. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 13:45, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

God wins again.

I thought I'd weigh in on this one, too. --Rad (Holla!) 15:25, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey, no fair! I already finished this request! If you're bored, RadX, may I suggest making up Ninjastars? Some requests on the talk page make for a really good 'chopping challenge! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:26, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Letter to You in Rateme.com

I need a picture of a swimming pool full of pairs of jeans, creating a better "gene pool" picture for the article. Thanks. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:12, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

How's this? --RadicalX 19:09, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

I might not have requested this, but I have to say: bloody good. --UU - natter 21:10, Jan 23

That is amazing! Great work! ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:51, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

User:Sycamore/Satan

I've been toying around with something like this for a while as the current one is not very good. Basically I was thinking that it would be an idea to have a few images made for the article, but however you would like. I was thinking that they should be maybe a little bit contrasting to the sterrotypical Saran images and should not really seem to dark or nasty. I leave it up to you and encourage whatever you can come with:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:55, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

How about this one? Rad (Holla!)--18:23, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Exploding Wikipedia

Could someone combine with , thus essentially rendering a better version of -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:52, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

There. --RadicalX 17:25, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes!! Wikipedia explodes! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:44, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Request

I would like a pic of Hans von Ohain sucked inside a jet engine THX a lot if you can do it Alexander the Great 13:46, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

You sure this is safe?

OK. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 15:50, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

For an UnTune.

This Video, need a .gif made from 0:13 to 0:15 (basically, the part where the two guys are "dancing" before it zooms in on V.I.C.). Thank you and good bye. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:13, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Bump, you lazy bastards T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK

Dude, I have no idea how to do this. Anyone else? --UU - natter 12:51, Jul 9

You'd need to rip the video, then take out the frames with virtual dub and then Bob's your uncle. But, there are no good free YouTube rippers anymore.~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

10/07/2008 @ 21:54

Vixy.net ? - [07:30 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I, too, need a .gif made from 0:13 to 0:15 of this. Deep down inside, we all need this .gif. Not for an article or anything. We just need it. I think the largest problem with modern society is that no one has made said .gif yet. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:35, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party." I guess we can safely close this request. For now. -- The Zombiebaron 23:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Request re-opened, new video found. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:24, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

• Enjoy. -- The Zombiebaron 07:39, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

MechaRuffles

I need a more realistic picture of a semi-mechanical tiger

well i made it look metalicish.

breathing fire, the basic concept should be about the same as shown above. The major issue is about the gray parts which should effectively look like metal, shiny and stuff. Just upload it over the present image. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:47, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Wow! That's magnificent! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:49, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you very much -Skillen 24:34, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Joseph Conrad fixing a boiler

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Joseph_Conrad.jpg This fellow, if you'd be so kind, it doesn't have to be fixing a boiler, just something plumbing related please. --CrabPope 01:15, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

• Here's this. -- The Zombiebaron 23:42, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! That's perfect --CrabPope 16:09, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Early Music Ensemble

Dear Imagesmith,

I need a video game box cover for my article, Early Music Ensemble (game). As the article is a mockery of Rock Band, I would like an image that that resembles the box art for Rock Bands 1 or 2, but with musicians playing medieval or Renaissance instruments and wearing fruity clothing. I'm not sure the best way to go about it, so I'd love it if you could manufacture one for me.

Thanks in advance, YouFang 01:44, 4 January 2009 (UTC) hope this is good enough.

Looks good! I imagined silhouettes of musicians in my head (like on the Rock Band box), but I like the medieval art in this version. Thank you! YouFang 05:07, 4 January 2009 (UTC) ya i tryed silhouetted just made it look bad Skillen 05:29, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Two Words

Paratrooper Bears. Meta 500 01:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Ah, a man (I assume), after my own heart. I'll give this a shot unless someone beats me to it. Asahatter (annoy) 01:42, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Nice work, looks authentic. Meta 500 01:30, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

its only one bear i was going to do a squad but this was hard enough.

User:Sycamore/Mephistopheles

I'm just starting this, I kind of want it to be a bit like Goethe's character Mephisto, but mabye with a "Sympathy for the Devil, Rolling Stones" quality - I'd really like something with the whole transforamtion from a poodle to the student bit or some of the character qualitys heres - Any creative juices you have making it would be very welcome. Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:38, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

David Foster Wallace

Re-rectified: Marriage pic with David and dictionaries. Trying to be NSFW-free. Thx Chairman of the Soviet Republicks (Keep Talking) 14:56, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

It's a hasty chop, but should serve for now --Asahatter (annoy) 22:50, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Laika

I'm doing and article about the Russian dog that was shot into space, I'm wanting to a Candian twist to it. Any creative addition or contibuiiton would be very welcome. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:51, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

A hasty chop, as I'm not sure what you're looking for Asahatter (annoy) 01:54, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, that looks cool, sort of 'beaver' Canuck mission to Russia:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:09, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Assassination of Julius Caesar (at the hands of a lying group of scumbag bastards) - English Translate

I am beginning to write an article (*gasp*!), and I need this picture made to look like a book cover with the name "The Assassination of Julius Caesar (at the hands of a lying group of scumbag bastards)", and written by the italian playwright "Luigi Pirandello". Thanks. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 15:24, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Should be of some help, eventually Asahatter (annoy) 22:27, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

That is perfect! Its better than I expected actually, I was thinking just a modern paperback look, but that looks much more authentic. thanks Asahatter! _{OBAMA  •  SONIC80 -- ( Praise  •  Masterpieces  •  Contributions )} ^{(Thar be-eth a timestamp -->} 04:26, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Moose in hats

Eh? -RAHB 00:42, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Yaeh if any of you lovely people could put this hat on this moose that'll really make my day! It's for this article incidentally. Thanks in advance! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:07 12 October 2008

Perfect once again, ta much. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:44 14 October 2008

User:Mordillo/Rashōmon

Can someone take those either of those two pictures and add a piano crashing on top of one of them? For the other picture, I'd like a classic English butler standing with an ominous stare as an integral part of the poster. Thanks! ~ 10:03, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

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  I hope these are what you wanted. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:12, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

User:Cap'n Ben/UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ

Warning: Kosher birdseed only. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:53, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm looking for one or all of the following made into a birdhouse: the Ark of the Covenant, the Temple of Solomon, a whale, something horrible out of Revelations. Thank you. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 09:24, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Holy crap, that's awesome! Thanks, Modus! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:16, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Picture for UnNews Article

(Voice of Bruce (the effeminate performance artist), from 'Family Guy') Hey y'all. I need a li'l picture for my UnNews article. Yeah. It's about Barry Gibb. I need somethin' where the Louvre pyramid is all shiny and stuff but it's all demolished and whatnot. Or whatever you feel works best. I'll just relax and take whatever you give me...--WesMan20 (talk) 18:54, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Request not fulfilled - archiving after 6 months on page. If author still wants image, request can be re-posted. --UU - natter 12:21, Oct 14