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List of Grand Theft Auto games

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Delete	Delete. Gamecruft. List. Hnng. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:19, Apr 3 Shitler's List (oh dear, I'm getting lamer) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:44, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. The blue links should be on the "see also" section of the various GTA pages. This page is unnecessary (and not in the usual Uncyclopedia manner of unnecessarity). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:55, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too avant-garde for my taste. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 11:07, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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Oify

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Delete	Delete - Crappy forumcruft. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. forum dramacruft belongs in ED. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:14, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:13, Apr 3 Delete. Nobody Cares --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:45, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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T-camp show

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Delete	Delete. Eh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:15, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Crush the Van --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:20, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. WTF? get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:12, Apr 3 Delete. Mr N 11:49, Apr 3
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They're coming to take me away

Keep	Keep. All it needs is about 60% of the page to go away, a whittle down to tightly focussed randomness. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:00, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Keep I don't think I'd even trim that much off. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:59, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Keep It's got some good stuff here and there. Mr N 21:04, Apr 2 Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:48, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Just another article on randomness, ignored Pee Review, no changes, ... let's kill the bastard child! --BlackInkWriter 09:02, 2 April 2008 (UTC) ~~Ignored the good pee review that was done on it. Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [12:48]>~~
Comments	oh fine I agree with both keep and delete on this one, now. Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [13:01]> Kept Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:48, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Did you guys actually read through that?? I think it's cliche and has no substance. --BlackInkWriter 09:43, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Wait! We're supposed to read pages?! Madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:56, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Well, not reading in that sense, but ... you know, skimming through that article like the pros do. Real quick. "Read-a-book-in-3-seconds" quick that is. I thought you guys were tougher about shabby articles. If FNM is gonna change it to the better, so be it. Then again, who am I to say? HEH! --BlackInkWriter 14:15, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Azazel

Keep	Weak Keep Not great, but it's coherent and sorta different. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:50, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 12:39, Mar 31 Delete. Shitty 'n' short. ...Your welcome. Le Cejak • <Mar 31, 2008 [15:24]> Delete. I held back on nominating this one myself a while back, but I forget why... Mr N 11:53, Apr 1 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:52, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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The Grudge

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Delete	Delete Random. YouFang 08:31, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Thought it might be passable, but it got pretty bad by the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:44, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random, name-droppy rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 13:38, Apr 1 Delete please. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:52, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N 21:06, Apr 2 Delete. Oh ghawd. It's even worse than the movie. --BlackInkWriter 21:31, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
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University of Louisville

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Delete	CruftHuff - unfunny stub --Kurgan 20:27, 31 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. I can't see anything worth keeping. Mr N 11:54, Apr 1 Delete. Crap from start to finish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 13:34, Apr 1 Delete It may be short but it's got a list, an Oscar Wilde quote and a reference to Chuck Norris. The shit trifecta. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:50, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:41, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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Campbell Style Torture

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Delete	Delete. Short, shit 'n' listy. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 12:39, Mar 31 Delete. Tortuously anemic writing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:53, 31 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. listy, shit 'n' short. Mr N 11:50, Apr 1 Delete I'm putting more effort into voting than the author obviously did in writing this crap. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:47, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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Chatkilla

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Delete	Delete. What the crap is this crap? --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:07, 31 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unless I missed something very subtle, this seems to be absolute drivel. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:55, Mar 31 Delete. absolute drivel. Mr N 11:49, Apr 1 Delete. Drivel, absolutely. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:39, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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Velvet Revolver

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Delete	CruftHuff Unfunny bandcruft-stub --Kurgan 23:35, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. sigh Bandcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:51, Mar 31 Delete. Slash it. Mr N 11:48, Apr 1 Delete Fresh start please. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:37, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:38, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
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Mark Woodard

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Delete	Delete. Stoopid little one-liner that snuck by QVFD when we were all looking the other way. Do the right thing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:21, Apr 1 Delete. What on earth? Mr N 11:44, Apr 1 Delete. the hell out if it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:17, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Delete? V G D >=3 01:46, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:43, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
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Bus pass

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Delete	Delete. ZZZzzZZzZRantZzZZ. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 12:39, Mar 31 Delete as fast as possible How this one snucked by ICU really got me. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 13:15, 31 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Drive it off a cliff, and blow the doors off first. Mr N 11:51, Apr 1 Snucked is my new favorite word. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:48, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Snucked Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:43, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
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Ragamuffin

Keep	Keep - Maybe I'm feeling generous today, but, meh. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Possibly a good idea, but very poor execution. Mr N 12:42, Mar 24 Delete. Nah, it's a poor, one-note idea based around a duff pun. I usually like bad puns, but this execution kills even that. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:55, Mar 30 Delete. - Short 'n stupid (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:34
Comments	Comment I read in that interview with Chronarion that the UnRecipies project was deleted once the lawsuits started rolling in. I don't know what exactly was illegal about it, but this article reminded me of that. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:53, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Still inconclusive after 9 days of voting. Kept Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:46, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Delete	April Fools!! --Kurgan 10:51, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete --AAA! (AAAA) 13:22, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Stupid page containing articles of generally very low quality... Only once a year though eh? Next person to do this, gets a right slap on the bottom! :P Mr N 22:03, Apr 1
Comments	Yes, very funny... :P Mr N 23:25, Apr 1

Kashyyyk

Keep	Well I thought it was funny... Robertodole 20:37, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	CVP 5 previous deletions, unfunny, short, Star Wars cruft --Kurgan 01:20, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete It's almost not crap.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:18, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. No, it is crap. Memey, stupid, badly-written crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:06, Mar 30 Delete. - It went downhill from Muslims... (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:40 Delete. Not good. Mr N 11:46, Apr 1
Comments	Comment: It is still listed on UN:REQ. (Semi-off-topic: I have added a hatnote to UN:REQ reminding newbies about HTBFANJS and UN:PEE.) What should we do to solicit a rewrite effort? --Pentium5dot1 22:11, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

CBRL

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Delete	Delete. A short, unfunny intro, then several unfunny lists. And that's it. Easy delete, surely? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 15:12, Mar 30 Delete. - Seconded (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:41 Its like a big, boring list Robertodole 20:32, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Kill! Kill! --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:29, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Cruft-Huff --Kurgan 23:52, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
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Fish fingers

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Delete	Delete. stupid --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:53, 29 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, a bad idea turned into a bad article. Who'da thunk it? Plus, that image sucks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:04, Mar 30 Nuke - What the fuck is this shit? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:38 Why does this even exist? Robertodole 20:34, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
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Bariscotin

Keep	Vanity? doubt barry scott wrote this article it is hardly flattering to him. I think it should be kept. Its quite short but it's a really funny idea--Veggieburgerfish 01:00, 29 March 2008 (UTC) Weak keepIn the USA Cilit Bang is called Easyoff BAM! and we have obnoxious commercials about it. This article is just barely worthwhile.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:27, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Keep and expand - Made me smile (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:37
Delete	Delete Vanity maybe. Pants anyway. Mr N 00:24, Mar 28 Delete Random listy pants. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:28, 28 March 2008 (UTC) Pants? WTF does that mean? Mr. N won't tell me! Le Cejak • <-> Mar 28 (01:29) Delete. Don't see the good idea, do see a crappy little stub. And yes, I do know about the inestimable Mr Scott. Bah. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:03, Mar 30
Comments	Cajek: I want to tell you, I really do, but Mr. N threatened my family if I told you. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:05, 28 March 2008 (UTC) if your reading this and you don't already know who Barry Scott is- then don't take part in the discussion. I am from the U.K. and its just occurred to me that maybe you don't have Cilit bang in the U.S.--Veggieburgerfish 01:00, 29 March 2008 (UTC) That as it may be, the mere fact that this may not be vanity is not in and of itself a reason to keep an article. Also, MrN9000 is a jolly old UKer, and he nommed this article... -- The Zombiebaron 01:03, 29 March 2008 (UTC) BANG! and the dirt is gone!!!! Um, come on now though... OK, I have to admit I did not notice the reference to the advert... I guess that's why I said maybe vanity. It is however still pants... There is potential there for a good article here, but I'm afraid this has got caught up in part of my stub hunt. If you want to copy this to your userspace and make an actual article out of this Veggieburgerfish go for it... If you're not up for doing this, I'm not sure who will be. Also, we don't exclude people from voting based on where they live, so please don't try to tell others what to do or not to do when voting on VFD. Oh, I hope you do have a go at 'righting' this, it would be good to see the results! Have fun... Mr N 04:50, Mar 29 Oh, I'm not sure, but I think Optimuschris may be British also... Mr N 04:53, Mar 29 Nope, American. But I've always hated Eastenders if that's any consolation. :P --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:47, 29 March 2008 (UTC) (arbitrary outdent) Is there anything in here we could merge to Barry Scott or Cillit Bang? --Pentium5dot1 22:13, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

Invasion of Uncyclopedia

Keep	Keep I think it stays... Mr N 23:13, Mar 27 Mhm -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:55, 28 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. Me approves of this. --ASHPD 04:17, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete A dumping ground for in-jokes. YouFang 23:02, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	This is a rather old article that has gone through many revisions. It is one of those articles that seems to believe the referencing of in-jokes is funny. I disagree. C-C-CEPT BREAKER -- The Zombiebaron 18:27, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Benedict's solution

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Delete	Delete Anyone think they can save this stub? Be my guest... Mr N 23:59, Mar 24 Delete. Pope humour is surprisingly hard to pull off. This page shows what happens when you fail. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:27, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Devoid of decent ideas. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:59, Mar 30 Delete. Ooh... that went nowhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:46, 30 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. - I liked the idea, but it just failed (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:35
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Manuxos

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Delete	Delete Um who? Also, rather pants. Mr N 22:40, Mar 24 Delete This can go. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:05, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Instubstantial. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:33, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Squarepusher

Keep
Delete	Delete Not the most random stub I have nominated, but I don't think this is worth keeping. Does anyone think I'm a Square VFD pusher? Mr N 22:40, Mar 24 Delete It reads like someone pushed out some brown... --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:01, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. And now I know I'm back! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:56, Mar 30 Delete. - Whut? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 30, 19:35 $ Delete. as per Bonner Robertodole 20:57, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
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Obido

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Delete	Delete Well I don't really get the idea of this page. Wikipedia does not either, and I think it's not really something we are interested in. It's pants also... Mr N 22:40, Mar 24 Delete Nope, I don't get it either. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Eh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:55, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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ASDFGH

Keep	Keep Tricky one this. Although there is much that is total bollocks here, there does appear to be some sort of an idea behind it. If someone knows of where this has been done better elsewhere, I'm happy to change to delete, but for now, it's a keeper for me. Mr N 00:06, Mar 24 Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:02, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Keep I don't like to concept but I do like the content. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:56, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delort, please. A.S.A.P.FGH. Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (20:40) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:46, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete. I can't see anything that can be saved here. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:01, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Fept -- The Zombiebaron 18:29, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Sneek

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Delete	Delete Can I sneek this one through VFD without anyone noticing? Mr N 22:40, Mar 24 Deletepointless not funny Evil_One275 \| Talk \| Contribs13:34, 25 March 2008 Delete WTF? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:03, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Burn, Honestly, why do people bother. - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 19:45, Mar 28
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The artist formerly known as Prince

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Delete	Delete Short random Stub. Can this become the article formerly known as The artist formerly known as Prince? Mr N 22:40, Mar 24 Delete Unfunny and Based on edit History: Nobody Cares! ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:09, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Crap. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:02, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:37, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Cuban watching

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Delete	Delete. Not very good.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:46, 28 March 2008 (UTC) New Delhi't - What it lacks in funny, it maintains in offense. Thinker don't play that. --THINKER 14:29, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. violates Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny and not Just Stupid so {{VFD}} it. SteveSims 09:25, 26 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:51, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delert Being offensive is cool, being lame isn't. Le Cejak • <Mar 28, 2008 [18:44]>
Comments	Abs There are more offensive articles than this one, and the bastard in me actually kinda finds the idea funny, but the execution is poor. Mr N 18:48, Mar 24

Runescape and Runescape Clans

Keep	Keep I think this article should be kept, what if any RS player comes here and wants to \|learn about it, they search Runescape and it comes up with a page that has been spammed too \|much. KEEP IT! Dragonfir731 18:55, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Erm, shouldn't this be on a Runescape forum? Anywhere but Uncyc anyways. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:17, 28 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Yep. Per Chris. Mr N 00:27, Mar 28 Delete This article is serious about Runescape. That's not cool. Only Cajek can be serious and cool at the same time. Le Cejak • <Mar 28, 2008 [19:05]> Per Cajek - UnIdiot \| \| Talk \| Contribs - 19:44, Mar 28 lolno -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:54, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Mediterreanean Vegetable Conglomerated Cabbage Wellington

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Delete	Delete Random stub. Mr N 12:42, Mar 24 Delete Random shit. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:52, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Ugh...WTF? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:18, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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EvoWiki

Keep	Keep I found that to be a rather good page. KingdomAlaska 11:00, March 27, 2008 Keep Dude. Did you check the history page? I'm guessing you did not, or you would have noticed: "10:29, 6 February 2008 Mordillo (Talk \| contribs) (Kept via VFD) (undo)". Hardly worth nominating it again now? Mr N 01:25, Mar 28 Oh man, I hate keeping things the only reason to keep this is because it has over 50 edits by lots of different (albeit not famous) users. A good reason to delete it would be that it hasn't seriously been edited since 2/4/08. Le Cejak • <-> Mar 28 (01:28)
Delete	CruftHuff - I clicked the link, it is a non-existent or made up website. Not funny either way. --Kurgan 01:12, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 04:16, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

ACC

Keep
Delete	Delete Well, it's a few days old for ICU, and there is not tag abuse, so I guess it goes here... Mr N 21:05, Mar 27 Delete It stinks. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:26, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Peter Petrelli

Keep
Delete	Basically a list of the things he shat upon. ~ 20:31, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Mordillo, and his Delete. :P Mr N 21:53, Mar 27 Kill I don't like it. YouFang 23:05, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:21, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Jaguar

Keep
Delete	Delete - Eh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:04, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete YouFang 07:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete We missed it. Mr N 21:48, Mar 27 Delete Huh, that's strange. I don't feel like I missed anything... --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:23, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Never Again

Keep	Sheep I quite like this.......but....no I do mAttlobster. (hello) 00:15, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Uh yeah? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:22, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Keep It's alright. YouFang 07:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete
Comments	Um, what are you doing Matt? Mr N 01:20, Mar 27 Kept. Obviously. -- The Zombiebaron 04:14, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Slashdot (country)

Keep	Keep As ya say Arotenbe, there are a few good lines in here... To me, that means it's worth keeping. Mr N 19:12, Mar 25 Keep. It's not as great as the George W. Bush or Windows Vista articles, but it's better than your average Uncyclopedia entry. SteveSims 09:26, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete There's a few funny spots, but otherwise there isn't much worth salvaging here, and when I look up Slashdot I don't expect to get a disambig page. I would say redirect but nothing else links here. « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 07:41, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Withdrawn On a second read, it seems funnier than before. Still needs quite a bit of work though. « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 19:17, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Kept, also, Arotenbe, please never remove {{VFD}} tags again. No matter what. Ever. -- The Zombiebaron 04:10, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Johnson's Lotion

Keep
Delete	Throw Away - Unlubricated and unfunny stub. --MidwayHaven 05:20, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete YouFang 07:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Sent to QVFD per [1]. Mr N 21:54, Mar 27

A.N.B.I

Keep
Delete	Delete - A piece of crap that slipped through our security systems, partly thanks to crafty use of a construction template and Wikia not updating Special:Deadendpages. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:04, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Crush. Kill. Destroy. YouFang 07:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Sent to QVFD per [2] I think you could have deleted this Cs, but I'm not sure... Mr N 21:45, Mar 27

Texas Tech

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Delete	Delete Looks like this one slipped through the net thanks to clever use of WIP. Mr N 19:07, Mar 27 Delete. Vanity stub. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:12, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:00, Mar 27
Comments	Yeah, I'm gonna abuse some admin authority here and just get rid of this...fucking WIP abuse... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:01, Mar 27

G-Unit

Keep
Delete	Epic meh. ~ 18:51, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Epic agree. Yea, I saw that IP trying to clean this up also. It's beyond hope I would say. Let's get rid. Mr N 19:02, Mar 24 Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:53, 27 March 2008 (UTC) Delete In order to save this, you'd have to trim off a few paragraphs from the top, throw out the last few headers, delete the list, and by then there's really nothing left. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:50, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Tom Kaulitz

Keep
Delete	Delete. I dislike this page. After reading it, you may, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:40, Mar 24 Delete. Random bollocks. Mr N 12:48, Mar 24 Delete. What do you know? Led was right. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:48, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Pretty crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:12, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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West Stabbing

Keep
Delete	Delete Good honest traditional uncomplicated rubbish. Mr N 12:42, Mar 24 Delete. Hey, I like Stabbing Westward. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:22, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Crap. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:54, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:19, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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Bunk bed

Keep
Delete	Delete I'd say this is an easy vote as there is nothing to it really. Or do you need to sleep on this one? Mr N 12:42, Mar 24 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:19, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Short and shit. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:51, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:15, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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Nuclear War

Keep
Delete	Delete Random stub. Mr N 12:42, Mar 24 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, 24 March 2008 (UTC) No More Nukes! Save the Whales and Remember 9/21/07!----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:00, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Yeah, that's horrid. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:50, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:14, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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Floyd Jones

Keep	Keep. yes, It sucks balls,(like its supposed to) but it needs at most an ICU tag and a little bit of work, noi a flat out deletion.--Zeta 01:57, 23 March 2008 (EST)
Delete	Delete. Itsucks balls. There, I said it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:57, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per the above balls relate issue. Mr N 02:30, Mar 23 Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:45, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:01, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Wrestlemania IV

Keep
Delete	Errr...yes ~ 07:35, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete. Sigh. You'd figure that a subject like giant men hitting each other with chairs would make for a better page than this. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:25, 25 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. What the hell was I thinking. Too many happy pills obviously. Mr N 19:15, Mar 25 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:47, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs Although it's kinda childish, It's kinda childish. Mr N 13:03, Mar 23 “Dude! WHAT THE HELL!” ~ MrN9000 on VFD abstaining “Well if we deleted everything like this, we would have very little left” ~ MrN on being serious for a second Mr N 20:41, Mar 23

Small

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Delete	Delete This stub is rather a waste of an important article name for me. Obviously the joke is that it's a 'small article' but??? Na... Lot's links here, but I suspect we can get something better if we delete and leave this as a red link for a while. Mr N 16:56, Mar 22 CruftHuff - It is a rather small stub --Kurgan 23:00, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete I generally like these type of articles but this one is total crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[block me!]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 17:29, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Is this actually funny? I don't get chemistry jokes. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:58, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Second War of the Roses

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Delete	Delete a short, red, unlinked article.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:02, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete. Wah! It's crap! --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:09, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Random pants. Mr N 19:22, Mar 24
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Mustafa Kamal

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Delete	Delete Vanity and piss poor vanity at that. Mustafa Kamal is the mayor of Karachi [3] and not really notable of anything. Also the article sucks and has been blanked many times --Moneke 04:17, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete I notice it was blanked by the original author. I guess he changed his mind. I'd say keep it like Mr winkler is GAY but it sucks. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:59, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N 13:50, Mar 24
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Hollister

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Delete	CVP - Not funny, created 6 or 7 times already --Kurgan 22:52, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Get Rid In whatever manor is appropriate. Mr N 02:28, Mar 23 Not enough prep. Might rewrite this one, too, but I'd be keeping none of the original content so I might as well start anew from nothing. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:50, 24 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008
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UnPoetia:Useless Poetry

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Delete	Delete ~~I'm not poet, and I do know it but...~~ Just delete this stub. Mr N 16:56, Mar 22 Delete The rhyme is good, but the meter is off and the symbolism is lost on me. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:56, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Nuke. Just...awful. –—Hv (talk) 23/03 19:00 Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008
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Rubioium

Keep	Keep I like it a lot. It makes sense and works with the rest of the elements. --User:Geoffsebesta/sig 15:18, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete A few people have been trying to get rid of this stub. Let's do it now... Mr N 16:56, Mar 22 Delete. Pretty weak.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:00, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete --Elementally flawed. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:18, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
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Somebody Else

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Delete	Delete This is a stub,m it can be repaired, but only if Somebody Else took enought ime to write it, and is probably better off NOT being able to be reverted to this Zeta 09:33, 23 March 2008 (EST) Delete Somebody Else should actually write this article. Mr N 16:56, Mar 22 Deleet --THE 16:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:45, Mar. 24, 2008 Delete I wish Somebody Else had read that. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:17, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
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People who are totally all like "we're the best" but their aLL gay and stuff and stupid s i hate them

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Delete	Delete! For the sake of Sophia! although there may be space for a joke like this (i don't think so), however this particular article is irredeemably crap, and poorly executed. too short, very badly written, no images and a shaky concept not to mention the ridiculous title. i don't think this can ever be good. --orian57 07:15, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Not eligible. It's still not a week old. Also, you have a 30 days maintenance tag on it. ~ 09:33, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Taxonomy

Keep	Keep. That Wilde quote is to best as Uncyclopedia is to worst. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:17, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Keep. --monika 14:58, 23 March 2008 (UTC) Keep salvageable. Le Cejak • <-> Mar 23 (20:34) Keep It's being salvaged! Mr N 20:39, Mar 23
Delete	Delete Shorter than Ronnie Corbett, and um? What are you talking about on the talk page TKF? Mr N 16:56, Mar 22
Comments	Comment: Taxonomy classes: Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. A real Wilde quotes goes "I have nothing to declare but my own genius." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:28, Mar 22 Reverted it back to a longer version that had been nearly blanked six months ago. --monika 21:35, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Ahh, I get the Wilde quote now... I'm not sure the revert actually improved the article (thanks Monika, you make me feel all warm inside). Is it worth keeping this article just for one quote? We could move the quote elsewhere in the wiki, and get rid of the rest? Mr N 02:27, Mar 23 That's why I kept the VFD tag. --monika 06:39, 23 March 2008 (UTC) I'm sure your reason for keeping the VFD tag was that the vote is not yet finished and only administrators can close a vote. I'm sure you knew that... Mr N 12:59, Mar 23 To answer your question, that quote makes the light of the sun not seem so bright, by comparison. In other words, yes. Also, no to the second bit . That quote was made for this page. Also, I was made for lovin' you baby. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:38, 23 March 2008 (UTC) De-Tagged and stuff. -- The Zombiebaron 21:11, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Helptards

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Delete	NOWAYDOODIt's hardly bringing any profit at all. I made this crap. --Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:52, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	As you wrote this, you can delete this by sending it to QVFD with the comment "author request" please do that... ;-) Mr N 13:05, Mar 23

A Pimp Named Slickback

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Delete	Delete. 2 paragraphs, 3 lists, 0 redeeming value. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:21, 22 March 2008 (UTC) WTF?!?!?!?! --Kurgan 11:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Good Lord A Pimp Named Slickback deserves so much better. Props to da Boondocks --OptyC Sucks! CUN 14:03, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Delete --THE 16:57, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N 16:59, Mar 22
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UnPoetia:Plea to the Magical Rabbits

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Delete	Delete What on earth? Mr N 15:41, Mar 21 wtf?!?!?! --Kurgan 17:34, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Delete, that's poetry these days? –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:19 Delete. Tripe. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 18:24, Mar 21 Delete Err, yeah. Even for one who hates poetry, that's particularily god awful. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:30, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
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Your Little Brother

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Delete	Ix-nay. How was this NOT deleted back in 2006? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 00:23 Mar 21 CruftHuff - I don't know why, but it should have been --Kurgan 17:27, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. /me asks myself same question SysRq is asking. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:18 Delete. And give OptyC a copy - I'd be interested to see if he can make anything out of this mess! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 18:23, Mar 21 Delete. -- Mitch 04:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N 16:59, Mar 22
Comments	ABS Made me chuckle, but it's got a lot o' lists and without those there's really nothing there. If (when) this gets deleted, save a copy in my userspace and I'll see what I can do with it. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:32, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Foon

Keep	Keep. There's a lot of junk on it, but come on, it's the counterpart of a spork. --Syndrome 03:50, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Surprise keep. I've performed quoticide, listicide, and randomicide on this, and I think what's left is saveable. Slap a rewrite tag on it, see what happens. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 18:21, Mar 21 Most definitely -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:58, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Keep I'd been holding off voting on this because I couldn't decide, but with UU's pruning it now looks salvagable. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 14:11, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Keep Just. Mr N 16:22, Mar 22
Delete	Delete. The religious symbol part is okay, the rest is just randumb and listcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. lolwut ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 20:50 Mar 20 Delete I have not idea what this is. Fails wiki test, and google. Maybe vanity? It's not funny whatever it is. Mr N 00:03, Mar 21 CruftHuff as per Mr 9000 --Kurgan 17:33, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. WTF? Confusing and crap. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:16
Comments	Comment. Recent edits have made it less awful. Switching to neutral vote. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:54, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Monitor

Keep	Keep just to piss off RAHB. --Syndrome 07:30, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's not brilliant, but we keep worse. Slap a rewrite tag on it and see if anyone polishes it to a decent level of shine. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:03, Mar 19 Keep. Theres worse... Mr N 12:50, Mar 19 Keep, More than decent enough. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:12
Delete	Delete A skeleton that's been sitting in my closet for over a year now. It's very bad. -RA HB 03:31, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:00, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 17:07, 22 March 2008 (UTC)