User talk:Olipro/Archive4
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..you filthy bastard? Your name has been on IRC for three days, but not a peep out of you. Been eaten by those sea monsters that I know are constantly on the prowl around the IoW, just waiting to pick off human prey? RabbiTechno 17:47, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
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Okay - I understand that the Isle of Jura article might not have been funny to everyone. But it's insider humour. And since there are only 180 people that live on Jura I'm not expecting everyone to get it.
But I promise that the people who live there and the people who visit regularly (like the hundrds of runners who are stupid enough to run the fell race every year and everyone else who knows there is pretty much nothing there except 1 shop 1 pub and 6000 deer) would find it amusing at the least. Jura is known locally as the centre of the known universe. I think that might be the self depricating kind of humour thats mentioned in your guide to british humour for Jonny foreigners.
Please don't homogenise our humour. Stand up for local humour!
Many thanks
Sister Spandex
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Your rollback function I have so delightfully used to combat vandals over the months seems to have ceased functioning. It only brings me so far as to the history page now. Halp? --
TKFU
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03:04, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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For that, I bestow upon you a cookie.
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Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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How come Dick Trickle was deleted... even just the name on its own is worth putting on Uncyclopedia, surely?
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hey man its Callile Bouzaid here, youve Huffed my page several times, which is k cause i printed the good ones. So obviously im a high school student who enjoys making up this cool stuf, im not illiterate( although i can't spell for jack) and would LOVE to be able to keep a page on myself, im not egotistical and hate those who are and i never diss or offend anyone, so could you please please please just let me keep a page on myself, but feel free to edit it if it needs it, thanks for your time Olipro
yours sincerly.
Callile Bouzaid
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This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines! |
--EMC [TALK] 05:03, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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yeah i created an account and the Callile Bouziad page should be sweet now, feel free to check it if you want. thanks again
Sincerly,Your friend(uncyclopedia user)
--125.239.22.22 05:38, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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Meet "Jesse Morrin". He lives in Genercia, Genericville and was born to a Generic family in a Generic street. He lives among Generic flowers, which he often stops to smell with his Generic nose. Every once in a while, there comes a man brave enough to write about him in all his Generic glory. Then comes bastards. Life doesn't look too kindly upon Generic characters. So they delete the Generics...
Actually, I was going to have you put back Jesse Morrin. I might just write a page about Generic City. That'll be cool. Anyhoo... yeah, Jesse Morrin... bring it back... yes, its an outrage. FUCK YOU, Pliro, you jerk. Ha. Take that. Yes. I'm calling you a jerk and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm so funny. P.S.: Jesse Morrin for president! P.P.S.: Sorry about being a cockhead, man. But you provoked me. Make a page on Spy vs. Spy. Then make a GOOD page about Robot Chicken.
--The Deviously Damned Devious Dan 02:38, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:58, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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Why was the article about Janez Drnovšek deleted? CrazySlovenian 12:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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You're a fucktard :)
I'd say more but you don't understand english, only the language of the native fucktards.
User:Nunya 6:06, 01 July 2007 (GFY)
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I need a sysop's attention. What is IRC? How can I get an account there? Also, I'm having a bit of problems with my sig. I need the timestamp to be fixed and I need to make sure the ban link properly links o the Ban Page (Which Bans Me). I'd appreciate yourr help as soon as possible, thanks! --Sir Manforman 
16:48, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
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You have won a tied ZotM award!!!
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Zombie of the Month June 2007 |
Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
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I created Acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl- sometime before, and unfortunately my page was NRV. I definitely object to it as I think it can be expanded.
Hugs and Kisses, Chairman. :D
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*Assumes the kneeling position*
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For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy. |
-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:33, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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That situation of Erviltnec insulting me was still bothering me, so I decided to relieve stress the only way I could on Uncyclopedia: write satire about it. So I wrote this. I think it's pretty funny, but I'm afraid that it might be insulting and I might get banned for it. Because of this, I want you to be the judge. -- 12:38, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
- If that interchange upset you that much, may I recommend that you never, ever become an admin. The hostility from the users is magnitudes greater than that. Granted, some of it is well deserved, but there's a lot of just blatant hostility directed our way. And, uh, by the way....when you're having sex with your sister in Kansas, make sure to use protection, or little Insineratehymn Jr. will not turn out well. And make sure she brushes her tooth, with her toothbrush, before she reads her bible.
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 07/5 13:37
- I'm surprised that you were that offended by it, you can always expect a fair amount of shite flying around here...I just take the best offensive messages and place them on my front page for everyone to enjoy...~
13:51, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
- I'm surprised that you were that offended by it, you can always expect a fair amount of shite flying around here...I just take the best offensive messages and place them on my front page for everyone to enjoy...~
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THAT IS ALL. --MITCH
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Excuse me, if you going to go huffing my articles please explain yourself on my user page --- MawKernewek
- He's an admin. Its his job to "go huffing articles" and as far as I'm aware they aren't required to explain themselves on each article's author's user page. However I'm certain if you ask nicely he will explain to you here why it was huffed. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:52, 06 July 2007
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Hi Olipro, thanks for welcoming me. But why did u summarily delete the VERY first article that I created. It was on BJP and I marked it as under construction. One week wasn't even up yet. Boo-hoo-hoo :'-( --SillyGuy 09:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Please remember to sign your comments with either four tildes (~~~~) or the signature button. Ta! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:41, 09 July 2007
I'd bet it was because you didn't start it here. If you had started it there, you'd be free to work on it unmolested until it was done, then you could move it to its permanent home. This article has some good info in it about starting articles "in a safe place". I'll make that safe place for you now, since I need to get my benevolence out before the day gets too old. 
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 07/9 14:29
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Any chance of unhuffing Napoleon III which was deleted due to my silly use of the construction template? If not I'll try and rescue it via its cached form. --Zarbag 13:29, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
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Thankyou for restoring Napoleon III! Erm, could you do the same for Nero which suffered the same fate at the hands of another editor for the same silly reasons (ie me being an idiot)? Cheers. --Zarbag 17:34, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
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You huffed my article, the Flying Testicle Monster, citing "2.4 Abandoned WIP". Could you tell me what that means? A casual search through Uncyclopedia yielded no answers, and I have no desire to delve into the unsightly depths of Uncyclopedia to find out. Exactly what bureaucratic policy are you citing? Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 06:48, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
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Yes, please restore Flying Testicle Monster. Much obliged, Radioactive afikomen 23:06, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
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Here & Here. 
12:47, 26 July 2007
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You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:00, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
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Hey, how about we dine in hell? Redsoxsuck 21:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
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http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/Dirty_Potter you obviously owe me something, so please vote "for" and I'll forgive you.
23:36, 31 July 2007 (UTC
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Please undelete How to play BSOD. I created that page, sorry, I wasn't logged in at the time, and I completely forgot I hadn't finished.
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You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
The kickback can be whatever you want.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:18, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
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I just spend a week in London and didn't see you there! When you're around, I need some help with one of your JS that stopped working. Ta! ~ 12:25, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- The rollback thing hasn't worked for me for a while. -- Mitch
12:18, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Don't know what you did but it's working now. Thanks! You're still a lazy bastard though. ~ 06:54, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
- Don't know what you did but it's working now. Thanks! You're still a lazy bastard though. ~
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Hi Olipro, i am ClaudeSpeed9425, Administrator of the Grand Theft Encyclopedia (Grand Theft Auto wiki in Spanish). I need help to made a logo for this wiki. Can you help us? Contact me here: in my user talk. Thanks. ClaudeSpeed9425
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any chance you could undelete my ostrich article? I was not quite done working on that one....I only started that yesterday, and I the tag says I should have a little longer to work on it.
KnowItSome 04:23, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
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KnowItSome 04:27, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
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When you deleted the article Quality it was tagged with a {{Construction}} template, so technically you couldn't delete it. Can you please restore it so it can be deleted in another 7 days? -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 04:01, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
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Apparently you "huffed" my article on Joey Barton. Can you please tell me why? King Samba 11:39, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks, I'll do some more work on it. King Samba 14:57, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
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I know you are the master expert in the field of Wiki JS, so I thought I'd ask you. I've seen it around, and I want it. It's a stupid script that turns the "edit" button into a grayed-out "No Editing" tab. Any clue what I'm talking about? I'd love you for finding it, as my JS skills are weak. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 14:48, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
{{User:Olipro/Templates:TalkHead|huffing [[Jack Shytte] }}
huffing [[Jack Shytte] was unwarranted. Would you be so nice as to reinstate? Phosgene 01:00, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
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I'd like Marx and Spenser back, please. Perhaps it was a bit too British? JzG 08:36, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
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If you're going to detete such an important subject... at least write your own **** for ****'s sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KBuck PS And it was NOT an Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! clone! But you would have had to have READ it to work that out...
Oops, forgot the insults. You infectious full-gorged haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling motley-minded measle rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egged ****!
Yes, I feel much better now.
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...IMAGE! I made an image for my article that I will have done soon...ish. And I wanted y'all to check it out!
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Image:Gay_Spray.jpg
Enjoy dude. sleepygamer 06:23, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
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I'm just curious as to why you've deleted my Patrick Wolf article. I was planning to clean it up again in about a week. -- – Preceding unsigned comment added by Feminition (talk • contribs)
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Hi Oli, you mind do some crap deletion in Unnews? Zim is away and no one is looking after the crap I place at QVFD....Thanks! ~ 08:21, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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i'm going out for a short vacation, and I'm afraid a somebody will be trying to login to my account while i'm away (well, he just surf the web under my account, that's all).
i'm requesting for a temporary block for my account. 12 hours would suffice, I think. thanks. -- Pangusto 10:18, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
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How come you just huffed it? I was still on the process of editing it, and now you got rid if it? 124.83.17.55 09:18, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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're wife... she's just...AMAZING
Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) 15:45, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
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A question; why have my articles (like Pier Gerlofs Donia, Frisia and Bokito, have been huffed? Without telling me? Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 20:39, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
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I was mad busy and forgot about it. Please restore it so I could finish it. Thanks. 69.120.1.208 03:10, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
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I am contacting you about a redirect you made per a QuickVFD on it. The redirect of Bad redirect joke is pointing to another redirect at CVP when it should be redirected to Uncyclopedia:CVP and causing a double redirect error. I would love to fix it myself but the page is protected and I am not a Sysop or an Admin and have that power to do it, so I am just notifying you to see if you can fix it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:46, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
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Why did you huff Broken Redirect yet again? I admit it was stupid, but since it
survived VFD 8 to 2, don't you think it should stay? -- Kip the Egg 
Talk Works 05:38, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
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We (er, I) miss your charming irreverence throughout the site! I see you're working on a new .js, what does that do?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:45, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
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Golden Mehstar of Adequacy and Competence For slacking off marginally less than the other admins during a mass blanking
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TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 00:15, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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I actually took some time (read: an hour, at least) to come up with the athiest page. I know it was mispelled; I created it after I saw it linked to in the actual atheist article as a red link. I thought it out, had some humor that made some sense and made sure it wasn't a dead end page. Oh, and I actually took some time before I ever started to make a page to read the beginner's guide and "Please be funny and not just stupid" article. Could you tell me why it was Huffed? --Google Faerie 02:04, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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I thought my article Skull Fuck was funny, in a crude black humour sort of way. "skull fuck" appears in google 90,000 times and it is something that most (of the people that visit uncyc) may have heard before. It is funny because it is an extreme sexual practice that does, in theory, exist but has never really happened before. Even the name itself is funny. I'm laughing right now just thinking about the article, and not in an insane-I-bet-he's-turned-on-by-it kind of way, but in a genuine way, because few articles themselves are actually laugh out loud funny on Uncyc, it is mostly the images. I am guessing that you think it is innaprorpiate for uncyc, otherwise you would have tagged it for improvement or actually improved it yourself. But I don't think it is any more innapropriate than the rape article is. At least skull fucking CAN be consensual!!! JayKeaton 18:08, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
- In fact, you can consider this my formal request of "reasons for deletion", under section 3 of the Acceptable_admins guide. I look forward to your reply JayKeaton 05:08, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
- Hmmm, I might purge the article, work on it in MS Word and submit it in a few days after it has been fleshed out a little more then. I really think that Skull Fucking has a lot of comedic potential, especially being that skull fucking (theoretically) exists, and we all know that the best humour comes from reality ;P And the one knee position comes naturally to me, it has never failed me yet ^_^ JayKeaton 06:04, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
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Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ |
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You deleted a few articles I had written. I did indicate they were still in construction. Any chance there are copies of them kicking around? I'd hate to lose the work. They were a great start.
Roadrunner3
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To show my love for you I'm giving you this delightful ring From Rabbi Techno |
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Do you still have that .js script giving normal users use of the rollback button? I'm using Firefox on the desktop rather than Opera on the laptop at the moment, so it'd be really handy to have the Firefox version of it that you did again. I did a search for it, but it seems to be lost in the depths of the wiki and I can't find the bugger. RabbiTechno 14:17, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Say, Olipro, a few months back you banned the IP address 66.31.172.121. Just so you know, it's my school's IP address, and The UnIdiot's, GopherKiller's, and Masterof9puppets's as well. I was just wondering, could you replace the ban reason with something along the lines of "Norwell(my town) Sucks!", or "Get back to work, the computer lab is for SCHOOL!"? Just think it'd be pretty funny for anyone there that tries to edit. Thanks, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:29, Oct 16
- No, because to be honest, I can't be bothered to do something so utterly time-consuming pointless -- Prof. Olipro
KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:56, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
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Why did you huff the Hartford Whalers? I was just about to make that page very good. – Preceding unsigned comment added by WhalerGuy1 (talk • contribs)
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Hey, what the fuck? It'd never been a week since my Ideal Hardware Store article had been tagged. I was fully intending to expand it into a full article when I got a free minute. TV4Fun 08:46, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
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On October 17, you left a helpful message on my diss. page...thanks for the advice and such. Sorry it took me so long to responed. Russell-Pryme
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Yeah you huffed my Article. "Traverse Town" I sorta needed the text, and, didn't bother to save it on file. Yeah I'm stupid. Taunt me. But if there is anyway you can send me that text, do it. Also, why was it huffed? I'm not angry. Just curious and worried.
- I'm guessing that it was very short, otherwise it probably wouldn't have been on QVFD. I'm not sure why I'm still watching this talk page, though. Perhaps a sense of nostalgia? Ah, nostalgia, really takes me back... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:34, Nov 7
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Jesus, dude! Pace yourself! You don't want to hog all the glory, do you? --Razorflame 03:46, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
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I want to recreate my page on Metallica. Why did you delete it, it is much better than the horrible mess it used to be. --NewReference 04:54, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
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One question: Why? I didn't know that it was on QuickVFD. Originally Ipswich was all about the Australian Ipswich, and was really funny because it was the complete opposite of what it's really like. Then a while back, someone went and changed it to the British Ipswich. I resurrected the original content from Ipswich and put it into Ipswich (australia). It had been existing fine before, and then it got reborn, it was Huffed! Can i put it back again? Please? MichaelHenley 00:43, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
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I was writing a gravy train article and you deleted it while i was making it. what for?
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Im not quite sure why you did this...
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Stop huffing the Canadian Jesus article. Canadian Jesus is (A) funny, (B) Hilarious, and (C)Awesome. Further attempts to ruin this icon of Canadianism will result in you being (A) tracked down by Canadian Jesus himself, (B) tortured with Canadian beer torture (similar to Chinese water torture), (C) and finally drowned in a lake of beer or shot by Canadian Jesus himself. I wouldn't risk it if I were you :P .
-GGarfield, IQ @ Waukesha Newspaper Reporter & 7th Apostle to Canadian Jesus himself