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“Fools make a mock-at-sin: but among the righteous there is favour.”
– Proverbs 14:9

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Uncyclopedia commemorates on this 15th November the grace of moccasins. (Pictured)
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Russian AI powered humanoid robot faceplants on stage in front of crowd
Syrian National Museum gets robbed of six to seven Roman statues
Cloudy windy Hurricane Melissa hits da Jamaica, mon!
United Kingdom sends Royal Airforce “specialists” to Belgium to fight Russian drones “invading” airports
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US government shitdown ends after over 1000 flights inundated with shit
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Dingo eats a woman's baby
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Trump receives COVID vaccine despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years
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On this day

November 15: Rock Your Mocs Day

1491 - Christopher Columbus arrives at the New World, only to be told that he is a year early.
1533 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru. He notices that the iguanas have unusually piercing stares.
1726 - Shenandoah, Chief of the Oneida Indians, invents a new type of footwear, made of deerskin leather stitched into a soft shoe. (Pictured)
1727 - A group of unscrupulous Europeans, led by Leon "L. L." Bean, steal the secrets of the moccasin, and send Shenandoah a paltry 1.5% royalty fee for each pair sold.
1800 - Napoleon Bonaparte establishes the Fashion Police and makes it illegal to wear any shoes that are not moccasins.
1941 - Heinrich Himmler orders all homosexuals in Germany to be sent to concentration camps: the Wehrmacht, once the most fashionable army in the world, soon find themselves poorly groomed and wearing fatigues that clash with their boots.

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