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Among Us is an obscure video game made by an unknown game studio in 2018 for mobile, PC, toasters, and Atari cartridges for poor people less fortunate than us. The game basically consists of you and between three or nine other idiots in space suits trying to discover who the Impostor is. This would be easy, except for the fact that everyone who plays the game is an idiot. Due to the fact that the game takes place in space, Neil Armstrong was included as a secret character. (Full article...)

Did you know?

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  • ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
  • ... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and YOUR ENERGY DRINK!?!?!?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
  • ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
  • ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
  • ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?

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January 6, 2021

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January 17: Kick Pigeons in the Face Day

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Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

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