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Tenet is a 2020 sci-fi action wtf film written and directed by Christopher Nolan. The film, which is definitely not Inception, stars the dude from BlacKkKlansman, the heartthrob that all the girls love from Twilight, that Australian chick who played Princess Di on The Crown, Michael Caine (of course), and a few other good actors that you like and will recognize but can't name off the top of your head. The film follows a former CIA agent who, well, it's like really complicated, even by Christopher Nolan's standards. (Full article...)

Did you know?

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  • ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
  • ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
  • ...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ...that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?

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"...at least panda meat doesn't give you autism!" ‑RFK Jr.

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Upcoming deaths: Luigi Mangione • Yoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • Kate Middleton • Laura Palmer • DEI, for better or for worse • Pope Francis • Meghan Markle's remaining likeability • Your March Madness bracket and bank account • Tornado Alley • Somebody from The Rugrats Movie

On this day

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April 3: Vivaldi Appreciation Day

  • 1220 - Rampaging crusaders drive a trebuchet through the walls of two towers in Ancient Syria.
  • 1666 - Sir Marquis Baron Vivaldi walks to the crossroad and sells his soul to Satan
  • 1888 - Vivaldi composes new record "A Change of Four Seasons", inspired by regressive metal band Dream Theater.
  • 1945 - Scientists discover that if you play John Cage's 4'33" backward you'll hear someone cough, but backwards.
  • 1974 - Tornadoes sweep the U.S.A, inspiring the invention of the tumble drier.
  • 1986 - D.J. murder rate at all-time high, blamed on the provocative lyrics of The Smiths.
  • 1996 - Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, is arrested for crimes against tasteful nomenclature, and killing like six people.


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 The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

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