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Uh... hi. What the crap are you looking at my page for? You could be spending these valuable seconds of your life looking at porn! Or, uh... whatever the hell you kids do the days. JUST GET OFF MY FUCKING JUMP! LAWN!
Pointless Fact of the Day[edit | edit source]
Mickey Mouse piloted a neverland and piloted 27 glycerins in the year 2727.
Articles I started[edit | edit source]
You can thank blame me for these wonderful articles worthless piles of crap. A lot of them are stubs, I'd appreciate it if anyone is willing to expand some for me.
Babel:Rand - Still a work in progress, since subnested choose tags are an issue.
Eurg - Not the current article, but I did come up with the idea for the little buggers. (see Game:Zork/Invincible)
Tourette's Syndrome, which later spawned our beloved Template:Expletive
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click and many of the following pages within.
Game:Game Online and many pages of it. More notable ones I did:
- Game:Game Online/East and subpages
- Game:Game Online/upupdowndownleftrightleftrightBAstart
- Game:Game Online/wincheat
- Game:Game Online/Idiot - Ah, the generic death link for the obvious deaths. So each and every grue-related option doesn't require a unique page.
Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Pong
Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/slots
UnNews:Ask Cthulhu/021106 - Well, I contributed to it. Kinda.
UnNews:Gas stations begin giving away free gasoline
I've also done a number of anniversaries, in the news, Game Online subpages, and did you knows (before DYK was ruined).
Scraps, Notes, and Other Crap[edit | edit source]
When I come up with a small idea that's not enough for an entire article, or even a stub, I'll write it down here, and hope I can come up with more later. Feel free to expand on what I put here. Sign your contributions so I know who to thank.
Emo Jesus - Crucifies himself. Rather than healing lepers, he gives them a livejournal account.
Pen Island - Should be filled with as much dirty innuendo as possible, but still seem perfectly clean and SFW.
zorkPod - I'm working on porting Zork to the iPod. I won't start writing the article until I'm close to finishing the port though. Look for it somethime this month! In other news, a grue is going to Fucking Eattm Steve Ballmer. Put on hold because:
- So many people have been fucking with Zork, and there are so many plot branches and whatnot that the main storyline that actually advances you further in the game are impossible to find, and Zork is flooded with red links. At the rate Zork's going, it'll soon exceed 1000 pages, thus making it impossible to use on an iPod.
- There's some pages with choose tags, and that can't be replicated on an iPod. Of course, the ones I've seen are not on the main story, so maybe I could just cut out irrelevant branches.
- I'm too damn lazy to work on it.
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- Profit!
Wiki Mindfuck - Full of mad wiki formatting and other insane crap, specifically designed to hurt your eyes and blow your mind. However, this image was the only thing I could think of to put on it. I need more ideas!
The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism - For those of you who didn't read 1984, this was the book written by the character Emmanuel Goldstein, the Party's enemy. Essentially, this article would contain lots of crimethink detailing the alleged existence of a cabal, corruption within the administrative Inner Party, preemptive, unfair bannings of those who question doctrine, etc.
Not Uncyc-related The Generic Adventures of a Guy with a Sword II - A Platformer/Action-RPG game I'm working on. It'll star Guy with a Sword, Dude with an Axe, Man with a Bow, and Girl Who Casts Spells, as they fight off Psychotic Evil Bad Guy and destroy Obligatory Final Boss! If anyone wants, I'll post a link to a demo of a demo of a demo... (really unfinished. 1 char done (no special techniques yet), some beta levels that'll be removed, leveling up implemented.) If I could come up with a way to make this any more absurd, I'd make an Uncyc article about it...
Feel free to vandalize below this line. I dare you. But make it funny, dammit.[edit | edit source]
euroipods is a site that gives u free ipods in excange for a) money b) reffering freinds to do the same
I am George W. Bush and I approve this message and following article:
Tacos rule.
“Gawd, I'm a Fucking IdiotTM”
Blip bloop blep blip bling blong! Banga bang iuku loko shoko? Mikevieira
Nintendo suxx0rz teh big on3!!!!11!1 --Savethemooses 00:50, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I believe that the first rulez of Nintendo is that you don't talk about Nintendo. --
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01:23, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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No offense dude, but Nintendo has gone all to shit in the past few years. --Insineratehymn 04:24, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Smash Bros is going online. Clearly, the Wii will redeem Nintendo after the slightly-mediocre, sub-par Cube. --User:Nintendorulez 15:50, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- I believe in the coming of the Wii as well. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 16:21, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- At this point Nintendo could scrap the Wii and rerelease the Virtual Boy in its place, and it would still be the best choice this generation. Woo, $600 Blu-Ray player or $400 for...well, I'm not sure. A mediocre shooter series, perhaps? —rc (t) 16:22, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Wii is a console, VB is (supposed to be) a portable. Also, the Wii price in Japan was announced recently. It roughly equaled $223 US. --User:Nintendorulez 18:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Portable or not (and let's face it - I've got a VB, and it ain't portable), I'd rather play Wario Land on VB than Final Fantasy Whatever Number We're On Now or Halo 3: Yes, It's the Same Again. And as for the price - the number they gave was supposed to be the "maximum" price. It could even be lower... —rc (t) 18:53, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- I wouldn't mind a rerelease of the VB, it'd probably be possible to manufacture at a reasonable price now thanks to the advancement of technology. And I'd like to see if it's any good. And are you sure you aren't referring to the older announcement that it will "not be much more expensive than our previous consoles ($199)"? --User:Nintendorulez 20:40, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Portable or not (and let's face it - I've got a VB, and it ain't portable), I'd rather play Wario Land on VB than Final Fantasy Whatever Number We're On Now or Halo 3: Yes, It's the Same Again. And as for the price - the number they gave was supposed to be the "maximum" price. It could even be lower... —rc (t) 18:53, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
- Wii is a console, VB is (supposed to be) a portable. Also, the Wii price in Japan was announced recently. It roughly equaled $223 US. --User:Nintendorulez 18:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
"He has a face only a mother could love."
-- Your Mother on You
“I'd tap him.”
Come on let me see you do the booty hop. Now make the booty stop. Now drop and do the booty wop! (Crowd: "Oooooh!") --Cheese Sandwich 19:57, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Bababooey Bababooey Howard Stern's penis Bababooey Bababooey. BTW, I just crapped on your porch. --Staxeon 05:31, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)
NaaaAAAAH! THE GREMLINS ATE MY PANTS!
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Nintendo rules. Lollipop. Ninjastars suck
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I'm not typing this line with my hands. ~ Jesus
I'm really pissed off at you! ~ God
Violence is not the answer, motherfucker, however drugs are ~ Buddha
- Yes it is, dumbass. --User:Nintendorulez 20:59, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
- Don't be dissin' on a Buddha, busta! *launches various forms of cooked poultry* --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 22:12, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
remember kids, don't smoke crack. only sniffing weed and huffing kittens is ok - withnail from efnet
THERES A DOG IN MY SOCK! THERE'S A DOG IN MY SOCK! THERE'S A DOG IN MY SpOCK! THERE'S A GOD IN MY SOCK! SO GO GET TONY BLIAR QUICKLY! THERE'S A cOG IN MY SOCK! THERE'S A SOCK IN MY DOG! THERE'S A DOG IN MY SOCK! SO GO GET TONY BLIAR QUICKLY! THERE'S A SOCK IN MY GOD! THERE'S A DOG IN MY SOCK! THERE'S A lOG IN MY SOCK! SO GO GET TONY BLIAR QUICKLY! COMPLIMENTS OF Swordmaster!
Everyone is pinching the disclaimer idea from me. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 19:46, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
- Actually, some vandal put that here. I just left there it for no real reason. --User:Nintendorulez 18:48, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
“I think it's good that he lets others vandalize his user page.”
ZOMG SEEZUR!!!![edit | edit source]
OH NO OH NO OH NO
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Please put this on your talk page. I'll give you a hug. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 22:29, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
The great and noble knight Kalir hath killed ∩intendorulez with his/her DS stylus because ∩intendorulez is a nefarious evil-doer.
Thanks!
Hey, I'm able to contribute with a native level of Pikachu. For example, Pika pikachu Pika Chu Pikapi Pi Pikachu Pika Pika means "This user is able to contribute with a native level of Pikachu".
ATTENTION! MY STOMACHE HAS GIVEN ME A SECRET MESSAGE! HERE IT IS: brakalatabasaata feed me -Danwojo812 23:05, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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