User:Braydie/awards/2007

January 2007

1st January 2007

YAY! You, Braydie, Got the Last Edit of the Year 2006! (diff) (hist) . . User:Braydie‎; 23:59 . . Braydie (Talk | contribs)

Next year, you just wait. I'll be ready.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:06, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award December 2006

Voted by - Tom Mayfair • Goshzilla • Squiggle • Zombiebaron • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hindleyite

Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Month

This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month.

Nominated by <<>> 03:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

3rd January 2007

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

8th January 2007

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

11th January 2007

---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:49, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

14th January 2007

Guido Protection Fund Member This user's membership in the Guido Protection Fund is Paid In Full They are not to be fucked with under penalty of broken kneecaps.

Thanks for the ice cream. You've earned yourself an honorary lifetime membership in the Guido Protection Fund! --LordKaT 16:45, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a QUARK. Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...

I present you with a worthless prize. -- 18:48, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

16th January 2007

This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.

Nomination by: Spang
Support from: Brad • Tompkins • Keitei • Mhaille
Voted by: Squiggle • Crazyswordsman • Tompkins • Modusoperandi • Brad • ENeGMA • Kjhf • Procopius • Goshzilla • Zombiebaron • Atomic Disturbance • Jack mort • LordKaT • David Gerard • Mitch 1 2 • RadicalX • Composure1
Opped by: Chronarion

17th January 2007

• This one for your vote:

	BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang!
	NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

• This for your edits:

• This for your promotion to admin:

	NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
	For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

Cheers! -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 21:46, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

22nd January 2007

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

The Kjhf Award

This user has been good, they helped kjhf with killing porn! (OH NOES!). Well done!

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27th January 2007

LordKaT has given you a Coconut Of Truth as thanks for helping him out.

31st January 2007

	Rejoice, Braydie! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by El Zoof (talk • contribs)

1st February 2007

Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007 Nominated by: Brad
Voted by: Tom Mayfair • Cs1987 • JohnQ.Public • Squiggle • Hinoa • Zombiebaron • Tt22 • Shandon • Codeine • Anyone • Tompkins • Goshzilla • Modusoperandi • Kjhf • Insineratehymn • EMC • NeedABrain • Rangeley • ENeGMA • Zim • Hindleyite

2nd February 2007

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:26, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Tit Titties Tits Boobies Boob ASS SLUT BITCH. Concraps.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by Atomic Disturbance (talk • contribs)

Nominated Writer of the Month

This user has been nominated for Writer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month.

Nominated by: --The Zombiebaron 22:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

3rd February 2007

Featured Article: Vietnam War Hoax

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Self Nom
Voted by - Winstanley1 • Squiggle • David Gerard • The Humbled Master • Mhaille • Jedravent • Cs1987 • Jack Mort • Tompkins • George VI • Tom Mayfair • Cap'n Ben • Prettiestpretty • Zombiebaron • TheSlyFox • NeedABrain • Hindleyite • Silent Penguin • Mitch • DiZ • Shandon • Andorin Kato • Gneomi

6th February 2007

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

9th February 2007

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

12th February 2007

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

15th February 2007

Featured Article: League of Nations

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Self Nom
Voted by - Zombiebaron • Mickey • Squiggle • Jack Mort • George VI • Alksub • Composure1 • Jocke Pirat • Jedravent • e|m|c • Swordmaster • Procopius • Cap'n Ben • Gneomi • Prettiestpretty • Hindleyite • Kjhf • Mitch • DiZ • Tom Mayfair • Weasel3689 • Insineratehymn

22nd February 2007

	Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof!
	Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

26th February 2007

This user has been pwn3d by democracy, and will be returning shortly.

See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate!

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has awarded you a cookie for contributing 1,000 points to F@H!

20:30, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

23:56, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

1st March 2007

	Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 15:41, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

5th March 2007

Featured Article: Moses

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Self Nom
Voted by - Procopius • Zombiebaron • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Jedravent • Modusoperandi • Mhaille • Jack mort • Wehpudicabok • El Zoof • Cap'n Ben • Squiggle • PrincessCaitlai • 15Mickey20 • NeedABrain • Gneomi • Faster Pussycat Kill Kill • AmericanBastard • Kenvalyi

8th March 2007

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Xylitol thanks you for voting him to be Article Narrator of the Month. "You have transcended the status quo of coolness."

9th March 2007

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

10th March 2007

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

13th March 2007

Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize

This user has been nominated for the Foolitzer Prize—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize.

Nominated by -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

15th March 2007

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

19th March 2007

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

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24th March 2007

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

29th March 2007

Nominated Useless Gobshite of the Month

This user has been nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month.

Nominated by The Zombiebaron 00:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

1st April 2007

	Foolitzer Prize Winner March 2007

Nominated by: Squiggle
Voted by: Modusoperandi • Olipro • Kenvalyi • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Tom_mayfair

	Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2007

Nominated by: Zombiebaron
Voted by: Rcmurphy • Spang • Contestant • UNKNOWNFILE • Zerotrousers • Cs1987

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

...while you ponder the inequities of a cruel and uncaring universe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Nominated Writer of the Month

This user has been nominated for Writer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month.

Nominated by The Zombiebaron 14:30, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

2nd April 2007

Featured Article: The Consumerist

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Nominated by: Mhaille
Voted by - ENeGMA • Feureau • Weasel3689 • Tom mayfair • Fou-Lu • Modusoperandi • Squiggle • Kenvalyi • Hindleyite • Jedravent • Insineratehymn • 15Mickey20 • 80.192.247.120 • Agoistheman • Zombiebaron • Mordillo • Hitler! • Witt E,

6th April 2007

For your work as Executioner in the Capercorn Nazi War Crimes Trial, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award. 10th April 2007 14th April 2007 The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands Braydie this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being one of the first on my irc server 19th April 2007 Anotherpongo has awarded you a slice of cake! The icing is extra-frosty! 20th April 2007 Featured Article: UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Self nom Voted by - Enzo Aquarius • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Squiggle • StopTalkingToMyself • Tompkins • Tom_mayfair • Fou-Lu • Shandon • GAMESPOT=666 • Atomic Disturbance • 209.244.31.36 • Catmaxy • Fergus Fergusson • Mhaille • Alksub • Ljlego • Thekillerfroggy