User talk:El Zoof

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Hello, El Zoof, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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F@H

This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.

13:17, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

WIP

• I've moved Words that sound rude but aren't to User:El Zoof/Words that sound rude but aren't so that you can develop it there. Feel free to move it back when done. Thanks. —Braydie at 23:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

• Oh and I removed the WIP tag off of Four Wiggles of the Apocalypse as well. If you don't think it's finished you can just put the tag back on. Thanks. —Braydie at 17:31, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

• Hey, your article that was called Uluru has been moved to User:El Zoof/Uluru for futher development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Thanks. —Braydie at 16:53, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

I've reviewed your article on Pee review, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion. —Braydie at 21:52, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

ICU

Please do not place {{ICU}} on pages more then 2 days old. If you continue do so, you will be banned accordingly. --The Zombiebaron 02:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 17:43, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Open Your Inventory

	FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
	For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
	"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."

DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

Sorry, but it wasn't me who translated it, I merely inserted the interlanguage link. Credit should be given to User:Rintaro Nukata.--Ryoske 06:00, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Roger Ramjet

Hey, your article that was called Roger Ramjet has been moved to User:El Zoof/Roger Ramjet for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 15:32, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Hell yeah!

Xylitol thanks you for voting him to be Article Narrator of the Month. "You have transcended the status quo of coolness."

Glad you like my audification of your article. Xylitol 21:52, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

A Whoring I go

Zoof - I am here to whore my article 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York on VFH. A vote for it would be most appreciated.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:45, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey a little help!

Hey wondering if you could give my article a little help don't change the basis of it, just freshen it up a bit add a couple of more jokes make it funnier I would template an add more jokes template but I don't want just anybody messing with it. So what do ya' say? Tell me on my profile or talk for the article please. The article is English gods Lt. Wyoming 21:03, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:26, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Saint Frankenstein's Day

My pleasure! I saw the title and immediately wished I'd thought of it. I'm glad I could help --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:13, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Yeahhh...shit. You caught me out. I eat baby seals. Well, just once a season. Can you blame me? I live in Canada. But thanks for voting for me anyways! And on behalf of me and my native peeps, pls accept this rubber-gripped, chrome-tipped seal club.--Shandon 04:54, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

==Science-tastic==

Pshaw, my dear fellow! A fine concept is half the battle, and as such I've taken the liberty of splitting the credit on the Hall of Shame. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:21, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Woohoo!

sannse makes the best cookies in the world. And she's given you one. for your wonderful transformation of Choose Your Own Adventure into an audio book

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

I'm sick? You voted for it!!! HAH, thanks so much. :) --THINKER 06:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, you sick bastard. :) --El Zoof 09:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

--EMC ^[TALK] 04:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

I totally agree, the cheek-pinching must cease immediately! Hopefully this feature will shine some much-needed light on this terrible subject. Thanks a lot man! :) --THINKER 04:53, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:08, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

File:Blood Spatter.jpg

Hello,
I'm final.countdown from the german camelopedia and I have a question for your File: Which one license is your File? Is this f. e. CC/by-nc-sa? Thank you very much, 91.7.54.44 16:25, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

It's licensed "I found it on the net somewhere". Sorry, can't be any clearer... El Zoof 13:20, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

okay, nevertheless thank you for your answer...have a nice day and good evening (or better good night?^^) bye, final.countdown from the german camelopedia official: --91.7.109.199 17:23, November 17, 2009 (UTC)