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Roger Ulysses Ramjet Sr (born February 14, 1938) is the US senator for California and former Captain in the U.S. Air Force. He is a member of the Demoplican party. Ramjet is best known for his unflinching stance on drugs, his heroic war record, and for being the most intelligent figure in world politics today.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Ramjet was born in in Lompoc, California, the son of Roger Ulysses Ramjet Jr and Martha-Lou Sasquatch. His parents met when Ramjet Jr attempted to steal a lion from the Sasquatch family circus. Upon having had the crap beaten out of him, Roger proposed to Martha-Lou and the two were quickly married. Ramjet Jr perished shortly after marriage, and four months later Ramjet Sr was born.
Ramjet Sr quickly adapted to circus life, and