Captain

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“What's up captain?”

~ General Grievous to anyone on this page

“Am I a captain?”

“-I'm one”

Captain 'Save-a-ho' Cool busts a move.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article remotely related to Captain.

Captain can also refer to:

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