User:El Zoof/Words that sound rude but aren't

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These words can be dropped casually into a sentence to give the initial impression that you are being rude, but upon reflection it will be discovered that you are, in fact, quite witty. Or at least half.

Masticate
Chew
Volvo
A brand of car
Thespian
Actor
Uranus
A planet in our solar system
Klingon
An alien species dedicated to honour and killing things that aren't Klingons
Penal
Relating to prisons
Titillate
To amuse sexually (this one may be rude. Or not. But it's not what it sounds like it means)
Ruck
Something to do with Rugby, apparently
Innuendo
Suggestive comment, often sexual
Coxswain
The person in charge of a boat, particularly navigation
Comeuppance
Just desserts
Cunningly
Cleverly. See also "Cunning Linguist]]
Circumlocution
To talk around something... ooh, that sounds rude too!
Bilingual
Able to use two tongues
Cockpit
The piloting section of an aeroplane
Politician
A cocksucking mouthbreather