Uncyclopedia:VFH/Dan Kwon (2nd time around)

Article: Dan Kwon	Score: 5 people who've let it sink in and decided that this guy definitely sucks balls, probably.
Nominated by:	MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:12, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
For: 17	Nom and for I've let it sink in. And I've decided he sucks balls, probably. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:12, April 9, 2010 (UTC) HOLY GOD YES!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:43, 9 April 2010 Aye, he sucks balls. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 20:42, April 9, 2010 (UTC) STRONG FOR.--Sir ~HE LP ME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 20:50, April 9, 2010 (UTC) You do have my phone number, right? Finally, to be featured. I've waited years and have sucked the balls of all of the people who've already voted. There are more of them to come. Thanks for keeping your promise to feature this. Your friend, Dan Kwon For Uncyclopedia memes --EMC^[TALK]00:57 Apr 10 2010 ballz —Pelozurian (talk) 01:34, 10 April 2010 (UTC) ASS -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:37 EST 10 April, 2010 Huff immediately EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 21:12, Saturday 10 April 2010 For. Per Socky. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:24, April 11, 2010 (UTC) For Dan Kwon is a great man. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ ~~For. I don't know why people keep voting against this, but I have arbitrarily decided that they suck balls. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 04:20, Apr 12 2010 UTC~~ Balls. Megaman126512 04:45, April 13, 2010 (UTC) For. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:16, April 14, 2010 (UTC) Dear God Yes--- Ironfist Talk to me 06:06, April 17, 2010 (UTC) The word "Duh" comes to mind. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 20:25, Monday 19 April 2010 - For. I didn't read all of it; but what I did read, I really liked. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:54, April 22, 2010 (UTC) KWHAAAAN! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:48, Apr. 25, 2010
Against: 12	Against. Eh? I know brevity is supposed to be the soul of wit...except this isnt. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 11:30, April 10, 2010 (UTC) Against. --Matfen 20:57, April 10, 2010 (UTC) Against. He sucks balls too much for the front page ~ 21:28, April 10, 2010 (UTC) Against. He's underage. Style Guide 05:34, April 11, 2010 (UTC) WTF? Are you people serious? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 08:17, April 11, 2010 (UTC) Everything about Uncyclopedia is serious. -- Style Guide 08:43, April 11, 2010 (UTC) Against. Per Mordillo ChiefjusticePS3 13:55, April 11, 2010 (UTC) ~~Against. I haven't read the article, but I have arbitrarily decided that it sucks balls. Nominally Humane!** some time Sunday, 22:06, Apr 11 2010 UTC~~ Against. per Chiefjustice but not Mordillo. Mn-z 04:01, April 12, 2010 (UTC) Against. Ha ha ha no. --UU - natter 12:07, Apr 12 Yeah... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 00:33, Apr 15 2010 Who likes short shorts? Although I am pleased with the use of the word "arbitrarily" I found the article to be lacking of subtlety and sincerity. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 18 Apr 2010 ~ 00:23 (UTC) Against. Slightly funny, but your are being nominated for feature article, and this is clearly not an article. Shinuzi Sama 23:38, April 22, 2010 (UTC) Against. Some things are just too good to be featured. This isn't one of them. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 03:19, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. I'm a bit careful here... the dude might pwn my arse one day might he not? *Style* *Guide* 19:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC) No. No one who sucks balls like this guy could ever pwn your arse. Your balls, maybe; your arse, never. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:49, April 9, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Yes butt... *Style* *Guide* 20:11, April 9, 2010 (UTC) No butts, balls. He sucks balls, not butts. Maybe he gets screwed up his butt or licks other people's butts, but he's not gonna rape you up your butt, so stop worrying about your butt. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 9 April 2010 Comment. Are you certain my arse is safe from him? *Style* *Guide* 07:18, April 10, 2010 (UTC) Comment. ARE YOU? *Style* *Guide* 11:48, April 10, 2010 (UTC) Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:51, 10 April 2010 Comment. Oh, that changes a lot of things. First of all, he's underage, so I'll not vote For like I intended. *Style* *Guide* 05:21, April 11, 2010 (UTC) He's actually 19. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:02, April 11, 2010 (UTC) You know how those Asians always look younger than they are! —Pelozurian (talk) 06:19, 11 April 2010 (UTC) Oh, I thought he was black. My bad. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:15, April 11, 2010 (UTC) I don't know why admins haven't removed this nom yet, but I have arbitrarily decided that they suck balls. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 04:49, Apr 13 2010 UTC